Recently I took time out of my busy schedule, running campaigns and browbeating liberals into submission, to have a talk with Cory and Lex from Green960 radio. I figured we could have a nice little chat and I could help our interns explain exactly what we do here at Christwire.org, and maybe answer some of their questions about exactly why we hold the positions that we do.
Now, you must understand I run a tight ship. I only have about 10 to 20 minutes free everyday, what with the campaign and ministering to inner city youth. Which is exactly where I was last Sunday when I decided to cut the teaching short to run home and grace these two heathens with my greatness.
Instead of taking my call and showing me the respect I deserve, these two liberal swine dodged it completely. After being put on hold for five minutes and being forced to listen to Casey Anthony drivel I was cut off with the excuse “We have to go to the top of the hour.” This was at 9:15 in the evening. I don’t know where these guys are from, but in my neck of the woods the top of the hour means the top of the hour, not fifteen minutes after.
I could hear the fear from who I can only assume was Cory, due to the effeminate voice, as he stuttered the excuse over the line. Before I could respond he had hung up, no doubt to go in the back and pee himself. Maybe if Lex answered the line he could have lasted a couple of seconds more, what with being the Alpha homogay of the duo. Or maybe he was hiding behind the sofa while he sent his lackey to do the dirty work that he did not possess the fortitude to do himself.
In the journalism business we like to talk about a little thing called professionalism. I possess this and like to treat my fellow journalists following the ethics that the word implies. I expect the same in return. I’m sure any professional would. One thing I do not expect is for grown men to cower in fear, which is exactly what Cory and Lex did this past Sunday night.
They seem to have no problem spouting their opinions on my past articles. But articles don’t fight back with counter points and the truth. I believe these two liberals are frightened of the latter.
Cory and Lex, you should be ashamed of your unprofessionalism. It not only makes you look bad, but the rest of us as well. This is filed under ‘Mysteries Revealed” because the liberal left in this country has finally shown its true colors.