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Why Are Cory And Lex Of Green960 Radio Afraid Of Alex Keating?
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Cory and Lex fear homogay agenda liberal agenda Probably for the best because they would have gotten owned anyways Scared Little GirlsRecently I took time out of my busy schedule, running campaigns and browbeating liberals into submission, to have a talk with Cory and Lex from Green960 radio. I figured we could have a nice little chat and I could help our interns explain exactly what we do here at Christwire.org, and maybe answer some of their questions about exactly why we hold the positions that we do.
Now, you must understand I run a tight ship. I only have about 10 to 20 minutes free everyday, what with the campaign and ministering to inner city youth. Which is exactly where I was last Sunday when I decided to cut the teaching short to run home and grace these two heathens with my greatness.
Instead of taking my call and showing me the respect I deserve, these two liberal swine dodged it completely. After being put on hold for five minutes and being forced to listen to Casey Anthony drivel I was cut off with the excuse “We have to go to the top of the hour.” This was at 9:15 in the evening. I don’t know where these guys are from, but in my neck of the woods the top of the hour means the top of the hour, not fifteen minutes after.
I could hear the fear from who I can only assume was Cory, due to the effeminate voice, as he stuttered the excuse over the line. Before I could respond he had hung up, no doubt to go in the back and pee himself. Maybe if Lex answered the line he could have lasted a couple of seconds more, what with being the Alpha homogay of the duo. Or maybe he was hiding behind the sofa while he sent his lackey to do the dirty work that he did not possess the fortitude to do himself.
In the journalism business we like to talk about a little thing called professionalism. I possess this and like to treat my fellow journalists following the ethics that the word implies. I expect the same in return. I’m sure any professional would. One thing I do not expect is for grown men to cower in fear, which is exactly what Cory and Lex did this past Sunday night.
They seem to have no problem spouting their opinions on my past articles. But articles don’t fight back with counter points and the truth. I believe these two liberals are frightened of the latter.
Cory and Lex, you should be ashamed of your unprofessionalism. It not only makes you look bad, but the rest of us as well. This is filed under ‘Mysteries Revealed” because the liberal left in this country has finally shown its true colors.
12:07 am
These two are clearly betas to your Alpha, Alex. They ooze with jealousy and other filth. They only conjure your name to appear relevant. They will be smote down.
Praise be,
BB
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12:14 am
You are exactly right, Blanche. These two bullys are the reason we have school shootings. They like to hotdog and talk over their guests, but are stymied by my presence. I can only hope that one day these two see the error of their ways and decide to carry on with an air of professionalism and not fear.
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7:17 am
Blanche, I a here to allow notice to your arrogant ways and let you know that I seek to turn your children astray, once they reach the fires of hell, I’ll be closer to being born. When I a born, the human race will be in peril and someone who is for now protected by Christ, will be dragged to where you belong sinner!
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12:20 am
They probably didn’t want to listen to the endless trolling you are known for.
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7:44 am
Don’t worry, you’ve got my vote Alex! I do have one concern though. It seems this lovely Michele Bachmann actually runs a counseling business wherein they convert people from being homogay into being godly, straight Christians! It seems like this is a real triumph for her in a campaign sense.
Do you see this as in any way a threat to your campaign?
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8:18 am
I believe Mrs. Bachmann is a closet liberal, and I believe all she is doing is trying to introduce homogays to our children under the pretext of them being ‘cured’.
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11:25 am
This is an excellent point. Phonemically, she and her speech challenged spouse quickly agree that home sexuals are barbarians that require discipline. I think it is clearly enunciate expression that is called for here.
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7:46 am
Alex, here is just one link to the information about her wonderful gay conversion therapy clinic: http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/michele-bachmann-silent-allegations-clinic-offers-gay-conversion/story?id=14057215
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8:51 am
Just so you know Alex, you ARE going to Hell. Just letting you know, it seems like you missed the memo.
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11:16 am
Why L.N, I believe that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.
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11:49 am
Somewhat ironic, isn’t it?
But yeah, keep on being full of pride and not being humble, God will surely be happy to know that you took his Son’s words of wisdom quite well.
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12:12 pm
You used “ironic” wrong. I do not believe you know what that word means.
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12:35 pm
Can you come up with a better comeback? I already used that one once and someone else decided to use it against me right after.
Come back when you have some wit.
Oh, and it IS ironic. The nicest thing I ever told you is to go to hell when that statement itself is not a nice thing. Do me a favor, while you’re searching for wit, read a dictionary.
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5:44 pm
Stop trying to penetrate Alex with your willfulness, L.N. He is not injectable to your disease.
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5:47 am
What is it with this LN troll? Doesn’t he have better things to do that ejaculate the most vile messages harassing the good Christian folk at the Chris†Wire?
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