Why is Everyone on Facebook Asking for Google+ Invites?
There is a new Google+ Invites phenomenon coming about that apparently has Zuckerburg and his Facebook cabal of code sheisters in a frenzy.
As many of you should already know, Google is the most moral country on Earth. Every day it helps us find our way through America with amazing maps, helps us email the world tidbits of morality and lets the lesser nations of Earth be jealous that they cannot have a powerhouse company like it.
Facebook is the brainchild of a spinster who stole coding from two strong, barrel chested twins of great family background and Christian rearing. We all know the story of Zuckerburg and how in typical genetic fashion, his greed led him to build a temple empire on the broken dreams of men who worked hard to achieve. It must have been how Rome felt when the Jews there refused to pay money during tax season, but built big enormous temples and thumbed their noses at Zeus’ crumbling little monuments.
But at least they introduced the Bible’s Old Testament to the Romans, but I digess.
Google+ is set to take off during the year and many members here have invites to give to friends. So if you need to exchange, feel free to do it and review your thoughts on the awesome new service.
This article presented with translation help from intern editor Tyler Talbert.
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Author: Quoc T.
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7:07 pm
Why do we need yet another social network website?
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8:15 pm
For the hipsters. Facebook is too mainstream, Myspace has come and gone, Lockerz is no longer invite-only. In other words, hipsters feel that they need something new.
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8:23 pm
I miss Yahoo Buzz.
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8:26 pm
Me too.
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8:16 pm
Liberals and atheists think our wives daughters need another website to upload their sluttish photos to, apparently.
It’s not surprising, really, that every time their wife leaves the house, men will get on the computer and masturbate to photos of their daughters’ Facebook friends. It disgusting, the things this liberal society will let women get away with.
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12:43 am
I am tired of Facebook changing things, changes are always worse then before. It is like evolution…wrong and sinful. What is a yahoo buzz?
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8:20 pm
I plan on sticking with my Facebook, twitter and tumblr social networks.
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8:22 pm
Thank you for doing that. May we suggest cutting back a few?
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8:25 pm
Cutting back for what?
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11:48 am
Young man,
For starters – you could work on your salvation with the time you would free up.
Besides – at 15, are you really interesting enough to contribute to four social networks?
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2:06 pm
Harold, I am still a woman and I am 26 years old I can do whatever the hell I want!
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3:45 pm
tell me harold do you really think you have a high enough IQ to be on this site?
sorry if im being rude but its the same as your question
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8:27 pm
I’m having enough trouble keeping up with real life social network.
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8:30 pm
Amen to that!
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8:32 pm
Me too, Blanche. I’ll occasionally go on my daughter’s Facebook, but apart from that I don’t have anything to do with the site.
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8:34 pm
What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you stalk your daughter and her friends?
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8:40 pm
Obviously he’s some kind of sick pervert.
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8:45 pm
Well, yes, but it just felt good to get that out of my all-to-rare conscience.
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8:48 pm
Lmao yea I have one of those occasionally, just not much on here.
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8:59 pm
Lol! Is misrepresenting the actions of honest, moral men all liberals know how to do these days?
I wasn’t stalking her, “Captain”; I was checking up on her. If you had any moral bone in your body, you’d be checking up on the women in your life too.
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10:08 pm
Checking up on her and her friends… using the photo section?
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3:46 pm
dude parents should check their childrens fb so they know their child isnt talking to a stalker or posting personel info
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9:59 pm
Apparently the author is unaware that Google openly supports the gay rights agenda. They offer gays that work for them and in domestic partnerships an extra pay bonus to make up for the tax break they don’t qualify for but would if they could have legal marriage. Also, every June during Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender/Transexual Pride Month, a search of these and many LGBT related terms on Google will show you a Gay Pride Rainbow on the search bar on the results screen.
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11:42 pm
I don’t like google as it;s images search thingie infected my computer with the cyber AIDs like a gay chinamen at a pride parade
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11:43 pm
oh…no offense to the author of this wonderful article.
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3:49 pm
susan if you got a virus you had to either opan an email or fell for the fake anti virus in browser thing wich as soon as you see it puts ten virus+ onto your computer
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10:42 am
Well, I don’t own a copy of Facebook, but I did try the Goggle once and it seemed ok. I don’t really understand what these things are used for; my neighbor (with the unfortunate name Yog — he’s not very Christian, but I still keep trying to convert him every chance I get!) has a Facebook and from what he describes it sounds very unsavory. The Interwebz can be a scary place. I suggest people stick to church functions.
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10:48 am
A copy of facebook? It’s called a profile, Timmay…
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10:54 am
Like I said, I’m pretty ignorant of all this Interwebz stuff. I can barely manage Chrstwire technology. But at least I know how to spell Interwebz correctly now (thanks!).
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11:01 am
*facepalm*
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5:23 am
Okay, so let me get this straight. You admit that you don’t understand the uses for Facebook, haven’t actually tried it yourself, and now you’ve condemned it based on what your neighbour says? Can you really say that you’ve given Facebook a real chance?
Yes, there is a lot of pointless, and stupid things on Facebook, but that’s not what Facebook is for. Facebook is for keeping in contact with friends, and family. It keeps you in the loop.
Facebook stops you from accidentally losing your connection with those in your life you care about. Everyone I talk to has stories about someone they’ve just drifted away from until they joined Facebook.
Before Facebook there were about three ways you could catch up with lost friends. You’d either randomly bump into them; talk to a shared friend; or wait until a funeral happens. Why leave it up to chance?
Everything in life has potential to be used positively, or negatively. You can either live in fear, and ignorance of the big ol’ “evil” Facebook, or you can take the things of value it has to offer, and enjoy yourself.
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5:29 am
“(with the unfortunate name Yog — he’s not very Christian, but I still keep trying to convert him every chance I get!)”
This is just wrong. Matthew 7:12
How would you like it if your neightbour tried to convert you to an agnostic every chance he got?
Solicitation, is solicitation, is solicitation.
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11:09 am
Wonderful, Christian sentiment of humility! You are blessed, child.
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11:14 am
No, thanks. You really aren’t very bright, are you? Mierda idiotas.
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11:19 am
I never claimed anything other than that I am saved!
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5:29 pm
I just got a twitter last night and my grandson got a google plus today, once he figures it out I will get him to help me with a google plus. You must take the fight to where ever the souls are!
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4:13 pm
I noticed the book your advertising at the top of the page, and it says “This book is as powerful as mine” Heretic and self righteous much? Not only are you using that to try to sell it and make money, but you brought in The Almighty and say He claimed this book was as powerful as The Bible?
And also, with the Zuckerberg post, why is it about his “suspicious Jewish” name… This site gives Christians a bad name and all i can think about when I’m on this site is how Muslim extremists act.. This is an awful site full of self righteous people here for their own will
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