American Military Needs To Invade London, England
Human right’s violations in London, England, are spreading quickly and wildly. As seen in the volatile inner-city areas of London over the weekend, brutal clashes between freedom fighters rallying against police violence are being met with armed government resistance.
The people of London are being terrorized by an oppressive government, the same government that suppressed the rights of every American and many other nations for centuries. The brutalities against the London commoners include looting, forced quartering of troops, physical assault and abduction.
Prime Minister David Cameron, who is quickly absorbing the powers of the House of Lords and Commons, has worried even the crowned heads at Westminster Abbey. The Queen Mother is purportedly in hiding as the Royals prepare to side with the commoners, as this power grab is that of military might and Conservative Party ambition.
Unlike America, the UK’s Conservative Party has always stood for militant nationalism and adherance to a strict social code where a class of rulers will Lord over the parishioners. In the system Cameron is establishing, we find the evil ideologies of Muammar Qaddafi and even more terrifying, Idi Amin.
The iron will of these dictators spilled into a bloody, fire-seared memory that still haunts the nightmares of those who survived their reign. Now, we see the same fate is befalling our distant cousins in commerce and heritage in England.
Cameron’s Dragoon Savage Street Crossing Guard Now clad in all-black military garb, modern day dragoons forgo their traditional feathery floofed hats and red coats as they deeply strike shreaking terror into the hearts of London commoners. Being a man of the vest and uniform, one brave street patrol guard is brutalized by a brigade of dragoons outside a Manchester elementary school. The man was last seen crying and screaming, being savaged by Cameron’s troops as the brigade’s Colonel continued laughing and demanding the school be torched once all students were removed.
Schools in Manchester are all being torched, for reasons still unknown to the global community. Rumors exist from inside sources the Cameron plans to force England’s ‘peasant class’ to be trained in agriculture or military purprose. “Cameron’s Children”, as he is purportedly calling them, have a similarity to another group of children trained by a dictator we all loathe and despise.
My heart goes out to the people in London. Do not worry, the American army will soon be there to bring you the freedom you crave, just like we did in Iraq, Egypt and Libya. We are coming, England, to claim your country as ours to protect. You will know true capitalism and freedom when you’re done. In return, we just need you to pay us some nice taxes so we can fix our economy and keep protecting you from Dictator Cameron. – Charles Reagan, GOP DC Lobbyist, 8-8-2011
The situation in London is dire and will require military intervention.
The people of the United Kingdom do not have a right to bear arms. They are mere fawns in a blistering sea of camouflaged hunters. Their people do not stand a chance to defend their right to life, liberty and happiness as guaranteed to them by the American guaranteed Geneva’s Convention. America has a Constitutional duty to protect the people of England and more than ever, they need us to cripple their corrupt government and set their nation straight.
In a time of civil unrest in all these third world monarchies and dictatorships, much as seen in Libya, Egypt, Syria and now famously the United Kingdom, it is imperative that the US uses precise, tactical action. We must not be shy in flexing our military strength, arming the people of England and bringing them a true revolution for the public.
A free English people are needed, for our most staunch ally — despite their past betrayals and aggression against our nation — is England.
The British people are capable of ruling themselves and in time would even be worthy of statehood, should their governance as a protectorate prove satisfactory. The bigger issue behind all the politics, however, is decency. We have a moral obligation to protect the people in London from tyranny.
British man covers his face and flees, after a group of dragoons laced his car with a Molotov cocktail. The scene is similar throughout London and now in the surrounding areas of Liverpool and Manchester. Fires throught the countryside and heathland have agrarian families fleeing, with nowhere to turn. Groups of English youth known as ‘chavs’ have taken to freedom fighting, but armed with only snark and cobbled arms of wooden sticks and metal bars, they hold no chance of true rebellion against the well-armed UK military gone rogue.
Smug in rule, David Cameron casually sips a coffee as he takes holiday during the London Civil War. His troops, strongly armed and technologically superior to the commoners, have nearly sached London and will continue their reign of terror until outside intervention takes place. Having destroyed America’s credit rating with an oil-scheme hatched by the back-stabbing Prince William, who acted against the wishes of the Queen Mother, the “New Gods” of England feel with the US reeling financially and heavily tied into Afghanistan and Iraq, there is no threat to the horrors they inflict upon English people. England’s wealthy elite are showing a strong support of Cameron’s action, at a shocking 76% approval rating.
This new war of the classes was precipated two months ago, when Cameron warned poor families he would not tolerate their welfare-sniffing, social-pleading actions in ‘his country’ for too much longer. In a candid interview with the Daily Mail, a flinting Cameron bellowed and hissed when social welfare and justice advocate Sam Meyers suggested England increase taxation upon the wealthy to subsidize the needs of the poor. In a furious rage, Cameron vowed to change the landscape of England, for the better. It would all start with chaos and unrest for the socially lazy, said the aspiring monarch.
As London continues to burn under the iron rule of fascist corruption, will President Obama take heart and protect the people of London as he did his brothers in Egypt and Libya? Will Obama show the same courage of George Bush Sr. when he demanded we protect the innocent people of Kuwait, not for American gain but only for the good of humanity. Even Bill Clinton, when he protected Kosovo from Milosevic with a powerful display of holy bombs, did the right thing. It is time once again for America to interfere with this class politics with our complete knowledge of the wrongs of this situation and how to fix it.
Let us not worry about the cost. Just as we let the Iraqi people freely give our companies their oil in compensation for us freeing them, we can let the English people pay taxes to our government until they pay back what is owed. We will let them take their time and pay yearly. It is the right thing to do and with our nation’s Christian duty to God and humanity, it is our time to serve England by sacrificing our time, our troops and our power to bring them into the light of self-rule and American Constitutional rights of a Republicanism under a Constitutional, capitalistic Democracy.
Let us invade England, for morality and decency. The people will welcome us with open arms and join us in the eternal echelons of American freedom, which every person on Earth deserves.
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8:28 pm
Stupid idiot. Friggin conservative. England is americas motherland. England is also a million times the country you stupid rascist excuses of human beings will ever be
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8:56 pm
Motherland? Oh Really?
Listen, WE THE PEOPLE are from many countries. If King George hadn’t been so grabby, perhaps we could be like Canada, but we are not. Make no mistake, we do not view England as the Motherland.
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1:05 am
Brittan did found the 13 colonies that were involved in the revolution, you know the same ones we honor with the 13 stripes on our flag? It would be our predecessor nation. Without them, no us. Deal with it.
Drake out.
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10:58 pm
make no mistake, canada is a great place and at least we do not have republican pieces of crap in our land.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiwBwBL4Qo
we beat america in every aspect. We are a peaceful people. You, along with the rest of the christians, will go out and murder innocent people. HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU ANY BETTER THAN THE MUSILM EXTREMISTS. ACTUALLY, IT MAKES U WORSE BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO HYPOCRITES
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11:03 pm
Canada is next. Alberta is our goal.
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11:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjhFlI6-ZBI
thats all i have to say
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4:17 pm
Lol you really Think we will let’s you get into OUR country hahaha seriously we have relation with asia and europe
and if your “allies” see you attack and invade your own allies they will retaliate and thefore you will be delcared a Terrorist states, it’s would be a bad move
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10:09 pm
I hate british people
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10:16 pm
You DO realize that constitutes as racism, if not then at LEAST xenophobic, right?
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7:52 am
Hello Susan, I am here to allow you to know, your divine soul cannot be protected by the holy light forever. The black angels from the Oblivion are calling your name. You should hate the British, after all, father almost has full control over them, it’s not long until we seek full power over the United States, Obama is our key to it’s destruction, and we attend to corrupt your youth as well into becoming Satanists.
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7:56 am
I have a compeling need to tell u that ur right and that u are the only thong making sense around here, I like u!
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10:22 am
Yeah check out the general attitude towards Pakistanis and Afghanis, they’re not exactly tolerated that well in England.
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9:13 pm
Yes, let’s invade a country where we have no right to interfere with, who’s actions as of late has done nothing to America directly. Then, when everything goes tits up, let’s blame the liberals for the mistake of invading, when it was conservatives that pushed the issue to invade the country, because that worked out SO well last time!
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9:35 pm
When the people are being oppressed like this, we have every right to invade. Just like with Iraq and Libya.
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10:15 pm
Uh, no, we don’t. We had no business going into Iraq, we ended up invading it because we were caught up in the aftermath of the terrorist attacks. As for Libya, we were called there by the people, yet whether or not we should was the question.
London isn’t asking us for help. London isn’t attacking us. Ergo, we have no right to go there and attack.
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10:39 pm
Can we afford not to attack the United Kingdom? Maybe all of the Commonwealth?
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4:31 pm
huh what You wnat to attack all the commonwwhealth Good Luck On that Boys
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9:31 pm
The people of England will thank us after we free them from this socialist trash.
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10:12 pm
I disagree, I think we should let it burn down. Let the whole country of sinners and perverts be burned to the ground. Then we can come in. And start over. Maybe we can move the mexicans there or give it to the jews. I am sure they would be happy to be surrounded by water instead of terrorists.
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2:28 pm
I always thought it’d be neat to divy up land somewhere between Russia and China, call it El Mexico Real and airdrop all Mexicans in this hemisphere there, with promises of endless land, opium seeds and guarantee of US subsidy. Israel is working out well for us and though the Palestinians bicker and chuck rocks at our friends, it’s not like we cannot afford to give Israel the means to fairly retaliate. We can do the same for Mexicans.
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2:34 pm
Wonderful Idea… Send them to mongolia. Its a big place.
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10:35 pm
England has long been run by socialists in the “Labour” Party. This has helped destablize Europe and indeed effects American interests as a whole. The terrible riots and fires there only prove that Britain is incapable of controlling herself. If this unrest spreads to France, Germany, Spain, etc. it could really undermine this nation. It seems to make sense that our troops step in and take control of this spiraling situation.
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10:46 pm
Like riots are unheard of in America. Are you just stupid or insane, or both?
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11:06 pm
The last time we had riots in America was when the negros rioted about OJ going to jail over a decade ago. Please name a riot in the last decade
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1:03 am
ASK AND YE SHALL RESCEVE
You-Tube has a vid from a riot within the last decade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8no3SMt1Ek
Andrew Drake OUT!
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9:49 am
Seriously? What’s with the third person bro? HEY Y’ALL I SMELL HOMOGAY ON THIS ONE GET THE ROPE!!!
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6:15 pm
Right, because all that matters is how the U.S. is somehow being affected…
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4:35 pm
so you mean england riot wa sthe fault of Toni Blair ( who was a socialist ) but not of cameron ??
they could have rioted while toni blair was In the place why they didn’t ?
and Labour party you have something against worker people ? who don’t wnat to get over taxed by big corporation and having mediocre works condition
a fundamentalist christian was a terrorist in norway aginst the labour party he killed CHILDREN and you call labour party evil ??
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10:37 pm
We must save Great Britain. They would do the same for us. It has degraded into full chaos. If we don’t send our military now we are no better than terrorists.
Look at this horror as this schoolbus full of kids was set on fire by liberal activists.
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10:40 pm
Wait…. Is that a poor helpless cat in the upper left window of that bus?
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11:07 pm
Great, well Claires in!
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1:00 am
Too bad, I liked that cat.
Andrew Drake Out
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2:55 pm
It’s either a cat or a demon relishing in the high heats. It’s all one in the same.
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10:40 pm
“A cat is a ruthless killing machine. It doesn’t matter the scale. All cats are the same, they play, kill, sleep, repeat.” – August Weisz
“Cats are the most cold blooded mammals to ever exist. They would kill you if they could.” – August Weisz
“Yes, Cats= death to all.” – August Weisz
From “The Absolute Truth About Cats And Dogs”
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10:52 pm
Do you deny that a cat is a pure killing machine?
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11:08 pm
They were probably going to a Harry pooter sorcery school, they are better off in Jesus’ hands.
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11:09 pm
that was supposed to be on the burning bus picture
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11:13 pm
All you ever speak is slander. DIE NOW.
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11:16 pm
Why don’t you die? How dare you insult us if you do not like this webpage then leave!
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1:01 am
Have you ever actually read those Harry Potter Books? You seem rather uninformed about them. The only way into their sorcery school(Hogwarts) is by train.
Andrew out!
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10:28 am
What’s with this “Andrew Out!” business? You trying to be like that bloody poofter Ryan Seacrest?
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11:02 pm
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12:42 am
Heartbreaking. You can tell marshall law is setup too because no one is even rallying in the streets. We have to send our armies.
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1:22 am
Bullshit, there’s not enough shown to determine that.
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12:59 am
We love it when you guys try to do this. This is The Logical Gamer and Andrew back again to take our stick here and poke you.
That is a Double Decker bus, not a school bus. That is public transportation that they use on the British isles.
That is all.
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7:43 am
A double decker bus for public transportation? Do you mean to say they are gay communists?
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10:19 pm
Please translate your posts into English. I don’t understand what you are saying with “Gayer and Andrew” what?
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12:56 am
Ugh…
This is why I cant be Logical around you people. Time to once again call in my friends the Logical Gamer and Strong Dragon and allow us to rip through this vulgar fraud for the few gleaming gems that are the truth, and dispose of this tin tainted silver that are the lies that these people have set the truth in.
(The Logical Gamer would like to state that Susan probably did not understand a word of that.)
In order to spare certain members of your staff the failue of not noticing that we have our comments after sections of your article, we have composed a readers guide.
Anything below the words: YOUR ARTICLE is part of your article, we may also add a few of these icons:——- to further clarify it.
Anything below the words:OUR COMMENTS is part of our comments, and pertains to the section of YOUR ARTICLE directly above it. If you fail to understand that, you are beyond our help. Please take a gun and fly to England if you do not understand us. Its the best thing you can do for America.
(The Logical Gamer would like to state that despite Andrew’s suggestion, you will be arrested at the gate for bringing a firearm aboard a plane, and will probably be crushed by the rioters if you enter London with a gun.)
Thank you Logical Gamer for that interesting comment. Throughout the YOUR ARTICLE portion, the Gamer there will put in his two cents in parenthesis that are single spaced away from your stuff for organization, and now without a further filler content, some of your stuff!
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Human right’s violations in London, England, are spreading quickly and wildly. As seen in the volatile inner-city areas of London over the weekend, brutal clashes between freedom fighters rallying against police violence are being met with armed government resistance.
(The Logical Gamer would like to state that you seem to only apply Human Rights to Caucasians of European descent, and that the Human Rights definition has been set by the United Nations. Also the reason that the protests began, was because a police officer within London returned fire on a criminal. Just in case you missed that, here it is again, THE OFFICER RETURNED FIRE WHEN FIRED UPON BY A CRIMINAL. The criminal was killed by the bullet that was fired upon him.)
The people of London are being terrorized by an oppressive government, the same government that suppressed the rights of every American and many other nations for centuries. The brutalities against the London commoners include looting, forced quartering of troops, physical assault and abduction.
(The Logical Gamer would like to state that the rights you speak of were not in place over 300 years ago when those African, Asian, and Western nations were oppressed. Also during that time The United States of America was not a NATION, COUNTRY, or even a GROUP, we were barely a half formed IDEA. Also, see my comment above, wait, you will probably not bother to re-read that so here is the thing I want you to see again. THE OFFICER RETURNED FIRE WHEN FIRED UPON BY A CRIMINAL. Please re-read the comment now to get that sentence in context and do not respond about officers not having the right to kill a man just because he tried to kill them. Thank you.)
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Gamer beat us to it, but we will state the general events that began the protests that evolved into the London Riots.
1.Police Officer is shot at by a criminal.
2.The Shot misses said officer.
3.Officer returns fire.
4.Return fire kills criminal.
5.Public outrage induces a protest.
6.Protests turned into riots.
7.Riots are not contained.
8.Battle of Brittan v2.0 begins.
Please read that carefuly a few more times if you do not grasp the concept that a officer doing his duty by stopping a man shooting at him, who probably wounded someone else with the stray bullet, causing public outrage which has started the riots, now we return you to your regularly scheduled article.
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Unlike America, the UK’s Conservative Party has always stood for militant nationalism and adherance to a strict social code where a class of rulers will Lord over the parishioners. In the system Cameron is establishing, we find the evil ideologies of Muammar Qaddafi and even more terrifying, Idi Amin.
(The Logical Gamer would like to state that the triumvirate that leads the Drake Association which is commenting really doesn’t keep up with the UK Politics.)
The iron will of these dictators spilled into a bloody, fire-seared memory that still haunts the nightmares of those who survived their reign. Now, we see the same fate is befalling our distant cousins in commerce and heritage in England.
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Wow, Mr Logic there actually didnt comment on the second part. Guess he is leaving it to me. Well here goes, this is Brittan, they are European, therefore follow a different set of sociopolitical values than we westerners do. Or in lay (wo)man’s Terms, THEY THINK DIFFERENTLY THAN WE DO, uphold different standards, and generally are different socially and politically than we are, therefore any western commentary on their culture is going to be massively biased because you and we are trying to impose western values on a European nation.
Ok, moving on. The System in which Lords lead a lower Peasant class is known as the Feudal System, for future reference i suggest you hit up Wikipedia for more info than that we can give to you in this comment and still meet our deadlines for our other blogs, comment threads, and Video Game reviews. The Feudal system however has slowly died out in Brittan, replaced by the two houses of parliament that really run that country. Yes it is a country, and its a FIRST WORLD country by the way. For a example of a third world country look at Kenya or Libia. For a second world country, Egypt or Jerusalem. Ya we went there. For First world Countries, there is us, Germany, Russia, and Japan. Yes Japan is the worlds leading cultural and technological powerhouse, surpassing us by about five years. Their culture slips into ours, see Anime and Manga for evidence, they invented story-driven video games, which anyone under 50 has grown up around, if not actually used one, and they invented the plasma screen TV.
Also on the First world list, SOUTH KOREA. On the second world list, North Korea. Just putting that out there to clarify. Strong Dragon is taking over for the rest.
Strong Dragon here, Brittan and the US have gotten along fine for years, when was our last war? If you said the revolution, you would be wrong. We warred again in 1812 over them kidnapping our sailors. We were defeated. End of question. However they stopped because the reason they kidnapped those sailors was to man war vessels against France, the government that helped us gain independence. After that war we wound up in the 2 world wars, during which we became allies of the British, and made up for the two earlier wars, rebuilt their country, and weakened the monarchy by supporting Churchill(I will take him over Obama any day). Thank you for reading, now back to your article.
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Schools in Manchester are all being torched, for reasons still unknown to the global community. Rumors exist from inside sources the Cameron plans to force England’s ‘peasant class’ to be trained in agriculture or military purprose. “Cameron’s Children”, as he is purportedly calling them, have a similarity to another group of children trained by a dictator we all loathe and despise.
(The Logical Gamer would like to state that the Brittish government is the victim in all this, as the riots going on are a civilian affair. Even looking at Fox News will tell you that. Personally we prefer watching both Fox and MSNBC. Yes I am aware MSNBC is rather liberal. However Fox is uber-conservative. More so than even Jack Thompson(The only human on earth we dislike more than certain people).
The situation in London is dire and will require military intervention.
( New Nametag works, drew your attention right? well lets get down to brass tacs. What gives us the right to intervene? If there was a riot in Washington D.C. would you agree to allow the British military to land and take care of it. Last time the British military got in Washington(See the War of 1812) they burned it halfway, then a tornado showed up and killed half of their soldiers. I will take that as divine intervention myself.)
The people of the United Kingdom do not have a right to bear arms. They are mere fawns in a blistering sea of camouflaged hunters. Their people do not stand a chance to defend their right to life, liberty and happiness as guaranteed to them by the American guaranteed Geneva’s Convention. America has a Constitutional duty to protect the people of England and more than ever, they need us to cripple their corrupt government and set their nation straight.
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No, they do not have the right to bear arms. However those protesters seem to be having a good time without em, i don’t think they need guns honestly based on their fighting skills that have been displayed, for example see that image you posted, the guy in black is a protester, not a dragoon. And the guys in red with the funny hats, that’s the Queen’s Guard. The earlier version of that guard saw action at Waterloo by the way. Ya, they helped take down Napoleon. Don’t mock them. Its a bad idea.
As for the right to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness, THAT IS THE US CONSTITUTION, not the BRITISH CONSTITUTION. The US Constitution is basically a fancy piece of paper once outside US borders. The British equivalent is the Magna Carta. Which a copy of is on display next to the constitution in the Library of Congress in Washington, DC. Why is it there? Because a lot of its good stuff was used in OUR constitution. As for the Geneva Convention, actually read something before you quote it, I DARE you to actually find a copy of the convention, and tell me the exact section, paragraph, and line that the phrase “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness” is found. The Geneva Convention is actually the Rules of War, it states that you can not use Gas, Nuclear Weaponry, Lasers, Orbital Weaponry, etc. in wartime. While we are on the topic, tell me the section, paragraph, and line number that the Constitution of the United States of America tells us we have to go save Brittan from themselves. I dare you to do it.
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In a time of civil unrest in all these third world monarchies and dictatorships, much as seen in Libya, Egypt, Syria and now famously the United Kingdom, it is imperative that the US uses precise, tactical action. We must not be shy in flexing our military strength, arming the people of England and bringing them a true revolution for the public.
(I believe we already stated this, Brittan is a First world country, and we have Wikipedia to prove it. Use the Ctrl+F key combination on your keyboard and search the Wikipedia Article for third world. ITS NOT THERE. Also, they are not a monarchy. They are a Parliamentary Government with a powerless monarch.)
A free English people are needed, for our most staunch ally — despite their past betrayals and aggression against our nation — is England.
(The Logical Gamer would like to state that the English People have never betrayed the United States of America, they founded the colonies that turned into America, warred on the colonies when they were in revolt and lost, allowing us to become the United States a few years after the war ended when we signed the constitution. The War of 1812 has been their only act of aggression, and that was because we attacked and sacked Toronto. Yep, the war of 1812 was mostly our fault. Nice to know the real version of history huh? That is all.)
The British people are capable of ruling themselves and in time would even be worthy of statehood, should their governance as a protectorate prove satisfactory. The bigger issue behind all the politics, however, is decency. We have a moral obligation to protect the people in London from tyranny.
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For once, we agree with you. They can rule themselves, and they could become a state should their government sell the land to us, disband itself, and the state have the twenty thousand residents necessary to become a state. Then they can build their own state government that could very well be left as is. There is nothing in the constitution about the state government other than a legislature being necessary. But I’m not here to debate the Constitution with you. Whether or not we have a moral obligation is beside the point, but I have proof that you don’t believe we have a moral obligation. You have yet to go over there yourselves. So either you are A.Cowards, B.Hypocrites, or C.This is a Parody Site)
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British man covers his face and flees, after a group of dragoons laced his car with a Molotov cocktail. The scene is similar throughout London and now in the surrounding areas of Liverpool and Manchester. Fires throught the countryside and heathland have agrarian families fleeing, with nowhere to turn. Groups of English youth known as ‘chavs’ have taken to freedom fighting, but armed with only snark and cobbled arms of wooden sticks and metal bars, they hold no chance of true rebellion against the well-armed UK military gone rogue.
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Smug in rule, David Cameron casually sips a coffee as he takes holiday during the London Civil War. His troops, strongly armed and technologically superior to the commoners, have nearly sached London and will continue their reign of terror until outside intervention takes place. Having destroyed America’s credit rating with an oil-scheme hatched by the back-stabbing Prince William, who acted against the wishes of the Queen Mother, the “New Gods” of England feel with the US reeling financially and heavily tied into Afghanistan and Iraq, there is no threat to the horrors they inflict upon English people. England’s wealthy elite are showing a strong support of Cameron’s action, at a shocking 76% approval rating.
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Wow… Logic man there didn’t comment at all. I cant really comment on this, except the top part seeing how that’s a Molotov Cocktail in his hand. Yes we know how to make them. Its just kerosene and a rag in a bottle. Not hard to make, and fairly effective weaponry. We also have access to kerosene lamps and the fuel of same. We know what it looks like. So why would someone who was just attacked, be carrying the same weapon used against him? Not to mention the Dragoons have at their disposal ACTUAL GRENADES. Why use a cocktail when you can just use a frag(Short for Fragmentation) grenade?
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This new war of the classes was precipated two months ago, when Cameron warned poor families he would not tolerate their welfare-sniffing, social-pleading actions in ‘his country’ for too much longer. In a candid interview with the Daily Mail, a flinting Cameron bellowed and hissed when social welfare and justice advocate Sam Meyers suggested England increase taxation upon the wealthy to subsidize the needs of the poor. In a furious rage, Cameron vowed to change the landscape of England, for the better. It would all start with chaos and unrest for the socially lazy, said the aspiring monarch.
(The Logical Gamer Says:Why should the rich pay a bigger percentage of their income? Why not everyone pay 10%? A flat tax is much simpler, and brings in more money. And on welfare and social justice. How about you go buy a island, make your own country, and set that up there? Wait you cant…)
As London continues to burn under the iron rule of fascist corruption, will President Obama take heart and protect the people of London as he did his brothers in Egypt and Libya? Will Obama show the same courage of George Bush Sr. when he demanded we protect the innocent people of Kuwait, not for American gain but only for the good of humanity. Even Bill Clinton, when he protected Kosovo from Milosevic with a powerful display of holy bombs, did the right thing. It is time once again for America to interfere with this class politics with our complete knowledge of the wrongs of this situation and how to fix it.
(The Logical Gamer Says:Bomb a city? Which is full of civilians? Which you say we will make sure wont be killed by bombing them? Re think your logic my friends.)
Let us not worry about the cost. Just as we let the Iraqi people freely give our companies their oil in compensation for us freeing them, we can let the English people pay taxes to our government until they pay back what is owed. We will let them take their time and pay yearly. It is the right thing to do and with our nation’s Christian duty to God and humanity, it is our time to serve England by sacrificing our time, our troops and our power to bring them into the light of self-rule and American Constitutional rights of a Republicanism under a Constitutional, capitalistic Democracy.
(The Logical Gamer Says:1.we are not a democracy, we are a federal republic. 2.The Brits are already capitalistic. Constitutional depends on which constitution you mean, there is a constitution of Mexico, Canada, and Texas too. Then again the Texas one is a state constitution. 3.Viva Le Librity! We can not impose our order on them, or in plain The Kings English, WE DO NOT INVADE JUST TO TAKE OVER LAND, anymore, there was that one time with Spain, and France, and Mexico, and Texas before we annexed it, what was I talking about? 4.Just because WE are Cristian, doesn’t mean everyone in America is. There are a slew of other religions floating around the melting pot. Yes we are founded on Judeo-Cristian principles, but to solve this article, read up on Amendment One of the constitution, which contains the whole Freedom of Religion thing, and freedom of speech, and freedom of assembly, all of which your site depends on to exist.)
Let us invade England, for morality and decency. The people will welcome us with open arms and join us in the eternal echelons of American freedom, which every person on Earth deserves.
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We hate it when the logical gamer gets in all the points before we even get a chance. But we support everything he said.
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OK, that was fun right? He he. Ya we will be doing this a couple of times a week now. We need something to fill that spare hour. We hope that you enjoyed reading our collective comments and ask that you join us in reasonable debate over the points we outlined above. Also while we have you here, we have a message for Susan B. Xenu there.
To Susan B. Xenu
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We see that your name is a play on Susan B. Anthony. Founder of the suffrage movement, which is responsible for your rights to vote, and to speak in public.
Also, we notice you called off the lawyers on us. Wise decision.
Closing it Up!
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As always, the Drake Team thanks you for reading this comment on another short-sighted article. We hope we have gotten you to think about what you read, and not to take everything at face value.
This is Andrew Drake,
The Logical Gamer,
and Strong Dragon
signing out.
Wait a second, we are not done here. If you want to comment on this, you can reach Andrew at Andrewdrake@live.com, we cant guarantee that he will respond, but he will read your letters assuming they are not hate mail, those go into the hate mail box.
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What ???
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Read it and you can understand it. If you cant. Well we cant help you. I also notice you put a profile picture on us over on the comments bar. If it isnt a glitch i would say that it is actually a inappropriate pic as there are 3 of us composing our counter articles. Unfortunately Andrew isnt here to help me post this.
Muk Tak Grah
Strength through Honor.
The Logical Gamer
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1:56 am
HEY I EXTRACTED THE IMMAGE LINK! It seems to be this one: http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/userphoto/9617.thumbnail.jpg
It is also hoasted on your server.
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That massive rambling was incomprehensible. Are you schizophrenic, or on drugs? I can’t believe I tried to wade through it when I could have spent my time actually learning something valuable reading the Bible.
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I can ask the same of you. Any reasoned person can understand the plain English we used. So therefore you are either a Idiot, are trolling me, or are a ignorant little man.
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8:53 am
Was anybody actually able to read that drivel? I think I only understood the “Your Article” parts and maybe two or three other sentences. Who are these morons? And they pride themselves on writing a “blog” about video games??? Are they 10 years old???
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Oh goody, you finally replied. Goody. I am on tonight to explain to you exactly what we were saying in short form, and answer questions you have submitted through the comments.
We have no right or duty to invade England.
Now on to your statements.
Yes, it is written in plain English. Yes we pride ourselves on the blogs we run, as well as a game review site that also gives age ratings. At last i check we have over 70 hits a day and growing. We would give you the URL be we are afraid you will troll us.
As for our ages, Andrew Drake is 25, The Logical Gamer is 28, and Strong Dragon is 18. We are all legal adults and male. Our average IQ is 312 among all three of us and we will be doing this again later. Thank you for reading our article, it means so much for us to actually get comments that dont threaten to sue us. The last review we did actually came up with a SLAPP suit when we stated Modern Warfare: Black Ops was best suited for a gamer of 18 years or older, the same rateing the Electronic Services Ratings board gives them.
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We got a letter form a guy going by Bob Chipman, or MovieBob. He states that in order to help you understand Nerd Culture you should check out his youtube page and watch his Game Overthinker Videos or maybe you should check out EscapistMagazene.com
Then we will credit you as having common nerd knowledge.
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3:41 pm
70 Hits a day? Really? Even if you remove the errant hit created by you and friends testing, search engines, bots, etc.. that’s gotta leave you with what 40 real hits a day? You should use that influence to change the world. Maybe incorporate and go public?
“Our average IQ is 312 among all three of us and we will be doing this again later.” Wow, three independent IQ records. No wonder you found each other and have been able to accumulate 70 hits a day.
Congrats!
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11:37 am
Definitely TL;DR
Looks like senseless trolling to me.
TL:DR GUY OUT
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10:37 pm
too wordy.
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10:46 pm
Wake me up when you go go.
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1:36 am
This country is being punished for its atheistic ways.
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Yeah, never mind that it’s still highly religious like much of the rest of the world, it’s totally because it’s filled to the brim with atheists.
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Once again a fairly amusing article which some people take seriously, some people pretend to take seriously and most readers take it for what it is: satirical humour!
I weep for those that genuinely think this site is real though!
Incidentally on a serious note Manchester is the nearest of the named cities to me: no riots or school-burning there just a few towns reporting all their usual night-time violence and vandalism as “Riots” while it’s in the news. In fact Manchester has sent 100 of it’s police force down to London to help with the turds floating about the streets there.
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Instead of England, let’s invade someplace close, and warmer. How about Cuba? Or Florida? I need to work on my tan.
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florida is already in USA as for CUBA good Luck
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11:09 am
Mr Andrew Drake is hot under the collar.
My little Iowan homestead are all agreed: the brit police need heavy weapons to deal with this. i suggest that Scotland Yard contacts the Syrian or Israeli police to find a way to deal with this.
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3:23 pm
Andrew is hot under the collar, but so are the rest of us here at Drake Media Group.
We do agree the British police need stronger tools to end the riots. Thank you for reading.
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11:16 am
We have no right to invade a country. Look what’s going in in Iraq and Afghanistan. Why should we be the ones to fix it?
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We have no right not to. These arent terrorists under opression. these are northern europeans! We must help out. Even if it means annexing their country.
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Might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. It almost reads like something from the Onion, except its serious
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You have no appreciation for the seriousness of all this, do you? The people in London are living in fear and it’s clearly violating their rights guaranteed by the Geneva Convention. America called for global rights of all people, and now it’s our time to serve freedom to the UK. We can do it, so why wouldn’t we help them?
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So London’s at war? With who, themselves? That’s about the only way your ‘Geneva Convention’ excuse is going to fly.
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2:55 pm
L.N, this is no diffrent than Lybia. And Our President Obama jumped right in there with two feet.
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6:09 pm
What’s Lybia?
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6:23 pm
As much as I appreciate brother Weisz, I was too confused by that. I thought maybe he meant “labia” but that didn’t make any sense.
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6:59 pm
Sorry, Libya. Our Cleaning lady spilled water on my keyboard and my Korean loaned me his computer with Asian characters. I’m having trouble with the typing. He said he’d have my keyboard back tomorrow, but he’s always a day early.
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7:20 pm
It’s amazing how you always have some sort of excuse for your horrible grammar, spelling, and typing – you hurt your finger and the splint is getting in the way, you were volunteering for 48 hours straight and your eyes are blurring, something was spilled on your keyboard and you’re forced to use your slave’s computer, yadda yadda yadda.
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The Geneva Convention is the rules of war. Unless the brits declare themselves in open revolt we are not seeing a war. Your point is Invalid(Wrong).
Good day sir.
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9:10 pm
There are no conventions scheduled. Google it.
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1:47 pm
i agree US SF would be very useful to corral these heathens i am not quite so sure that the Seals etc should take the looters out with automatic weapons, but i am open to persuasive arguments. The British paratroops could have a go but the US Marine Corps are ideally placed to aid the understaffed London cops.
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1:56 pm
Mainly we should try to get these hoodlums to church to confess their sins and promise to follow Jesus our Lord and his teachings.
i and my fellow believers in Blameless Creek are praying for the London violence and we are worried about the apparent fact that the looters are mainly black teenagers.
are there any comments from Christwire subscribers?
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I don’t see a reason to be racist, Gary. All of the people in London are the same and they all need our help. Why not have our troops help stabilize the country? A friendly occupation from their ally in this time should be more than welcome.
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Again, we aren’t affected by the riots directly, nor are we being asked to go there. We have no business butting into the problems of other countries if they aren’t either attacking us or asking us for help. We aren’t the world police.
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Yes, we do. America’s hesitance to enter World War II because the “we aren’t affected by the riots directly, nor are we being asked to go there. We have no business butting into the problems of other countries if they aren’t attacking us or asking for help. We aren’t the world police” attutide cost countless beautiful innocent families, real people, LN, their lives. I will not live with that on my conscience. We must rally our forces and power and help the people of England. Cameron is not competent and I fear the British officials have threatened to now pull out Hose Cannons and Firearms against their people. Their people have NO right to bear arms, LN. Sit by and watch them be tortured if you want, me and my country need to be active and save the Londoners.
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Yeah, and then when shit hits the fan, you’ll blame liberals for your decision to set foot in there. “Oh we should have never been there.” “Damn those liberals for wanting to interfere with another country!” Yet the moment a conservative is in charge of things, you’ll be rootin’ for him to go at the entire country, full-force.
You’re literally just wanting to take advantage of the situation, just to go over there and fuck things up. The problem has not escalated to a point where outside countries need to get involved. We don’t need to go over to a country where the people are rioting over their cause, just to insert our own agenda in there somewhere.
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You speak in fallacy. Adam warned me about you, LN. You’re a very delusional liberal who is all talk and no solutions.
Fact: London is embroiled in a war of classes.
Fact: This all started when citizens rallied against government forces following a brutal government-sanctioned shooting.
Fact: America has an obligation to protect humanity. We learned that during WW2.
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If you don’t want it on your conciseness, go over there and start helping yourself, then call us to help you.
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Mikey, all that is bullshit. This riot started as a peaceful protest against something, then one of the protestors was shot, and then shit went into a chaotic spiral. This isn’t a war of the classes, it’s people being fucking stupid and taking advantage of the situation to rob and destroy things. We’ve got no business going in there to help ANYONE out. If you’re so gung-ho about wanting to help out the rioters, then go over there your own damn self.
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5:11 pm
World wars II was your fault you Put Oil embargo on Japan you wanted to enetr this wars but You were too stupid to actually see them attacking with your new technology called a RADAR
Thefopre concerning London it’s a civil unrest not a war you are not the world Police neither Nobody wnat you as the world Police
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6:20 pm
Wonderful article, Mike. England has been an Islamofascist nation for years and only America can save them.
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Nuke LondoN!
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8:23 pm
Wait, so you’re wanting to help out the people by killing them? Jesus christ you’re fucked up in the head. Then again, this IS Christwire, home of the mentally insane conservative christians.
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8:56 pm
If Obama mans up and lets us invade London, and they make it an ugly war, I have no problem with the US using neutron bombs to clear out the areas infested with their politicians who do not agree with American authority and demands of peace for our people trapped over there. Since it is London I think nukes may be too much, but if Mike would agree with neutron bombs I agree 100% with him.
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9:13 pm
You’re just a blood thirsty bastard, shut the hell up. You WANT to make things worse.
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9:21 pm
You are a very mean person. Why would you not want to help our friends?
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The good news is that Britain is getting warmer and warmer, so Neutron bombs might make this a nice 51st state.
Of course, global warming is myth, and Britian’s warmer temperatures are just completely normal climate fluctuations.
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Adam, shouldn’t you be off impaling yourself on your car’s stick shift or something?
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8:15 pm
What blessings!
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8:24 pm
so unneeded nuking and genocide is a blessing if that’s a blessing than why not just nuke every country that has problems and end up nuking everyone even America. you dumb fucks
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9:07 pm
Happy,
In numerous postings and comments here on the site, you have tried, albeit unsuccessfully, to put things in my mouth.
You are a vile disgusting excuse for a human being that deserves a good smote from this green lush earth. If you don’t like America, LEAVE or better yet DON’T VISIT!
I will have none of your trash talk, tomfoolerly or ee cummings non-punctuated comments! I understand you most likely are a Muslin and are using some kind of translator, but you will stop bothering me now!
Kind regards,
BB
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10:25 pm
“ee cummings non-punctuated comments!”
Yet you tolerate August’s?
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10:48 pm
August has some issues, Claire. He tries most of the time.
I think you write very well.
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I’m English. I know what’s going on in England because I’m there. This article has so many things wrong with it, I might just die from laughing. I’ll just correct the ones that really annoy me.
1. The rioters are rioting because the police shot some guy for shooting at them first. Stupid reason, I know.
2. They are using this as an excuse to become violent, loot and just generally cause havock.
3. The police, not the army or any other millitary (as of yet) are trying to stop them.
4. We are a first world country, thank you very much. We also have the right to vote, and although our voting system isn’t perfect, it pretty much gets the job done.
5. The Queen Mother died years ago. I think you mean The Queen. I very much doubt she is in hiding because no one cares about her enough to bother with her.
6. Although I personally hate David Cameron, i very much doubt he is trying to become the monarch (It’s impossible).
7. I think I speak for most of the country when I say we do not want the Americans to invade us. We are fine. We had much worse rioting than this in the 80′s and we dealt with it on our own. We do not have oil. We do not have much, to be honest. The last thing we want is you lot.
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7:47 am
Aye I say a pint of me fines brew and fag to liven the spirits! Let ye Americans be the ignorant fools they be u’d think that with out the English America would never be! Damn disgrace is what they be!
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2:21 pm
I just commented on a similar post. I am warming to the idea of US intervention – but remember that the US has several bases in the UK already so you could say that England is our biggest and unsinkable aircraft carrier. So we don’t need to invade – just convoy out of the barracks and unleash God’s Holy Fire on the looters. I am sad that this historical land of Shakespeare and David Bowie is in turmoil. It would only take a few infantry or marine units to restore order.
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What in the fucking he’ll is wrong with you people. Since when is America so goddamn entitled to think it can fix everything. Go to hell.
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THE
BOOK OF
SATAN
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1. In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the
East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming:
Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!
2. Open your eyes that you may see, Oh men of mildewed minds, and listen to me ye
bewildered millions!
3. For I stand forth to challenge the wisdom of the world; to interrogate the “laws” of man
and of “God”!
4. I request reason for your golden rule and ask the why and wherefore of your ten
commandments.
5. Before none of your printed idols do I bend in acquiescence, and he who saith “thou shalt”
to me is my mortal foe!
6. I dip my forefinger in the watery blood of your impotent mad redeemer, and write over his
thorn-torn brow: The TRUE prince of evil – the king of slaves!
7. No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me; no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!
8. I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.
9. I raise up in stern invasion the standard of the strong!
10. I gaze into the glassy eye of your fearsome Jehovah, and pluck him by the beard; I uplift a
broad-axe, and split open his worm-eaten skull!
11. I blast out the ghastly contents of philosophically whited sepulchers and laugh with
sardonic wrath!
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And after wakeing, look about the ward and dread the coming of the needle. The pointed intrusion into my universe of…No! No! not he. Not the one who pronounces delusion! Who enters my world and takes away the very soul of my imagining, my confused and bewidered thoughts. Now the evil drips through my veins and tommorow I will read the Sun.
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1:24 pm
As usual zip from the Obama regime. We are waiting for the next election and get Nixon re-elected so as sort out the terrorists over the whole world.
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10:59 am
Total and utter mental masturbation, but a good read.
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