• An open letter to Hollywood.

    August 18, 2011 5:34 pm 45 comments
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  • Dear Hollywood:

    I just saw that Ridley Scott just signed on to do another Blade Runner movie. I would just like to take a moment to say the following to you…STOP IT! Just f**king stop it! I am tired of your remakes. Let the classics be classics, stop sullying their memory by ruining their memory with your footnote of entertainment.

    Did you all run out of ideas in 1999? I remember when they remade Psycho in 1998. People wondered “Why the hell are they remaking that?” I never watched it, cause you know what. I watched the original.

    Now remakes and reboots are all the rage. What. The. F**k.

    As a child of the 80’s I loved that you brought my beloved 80’s toys to life. Optimus Prime and Megatron fighting it out in live action? Yes Please. But then You made the movie about idiot teenagers. The name of the movie is TRANSFORMERS not Whiny Kids That Just Happen To Meet Big a** Robots. As the OG Megatron would say less puny flesh bags please.

    Don’t worry my homeboy James approves the stealing of this image.

    Then you did G. I. Joe. It wasn’t that bad but as fans we don’t like it when you ruin the continuity. Cobra Commander was always in charge you mental retards.

    A Smurfs movie? In live action? The worst is that there is a Battleship movie out there somewhere. That’s right. There is a movie about the board game Battleship! It isn’t just movies it is cartoons too. My little Pony? Thunder cats? What a gay a** cartoon that is.

    “I am gonna smurf you in the smurf hole with my homogay smurfer.”

    So in conclusion will you PLEASE fire the regurgitators and thieves and hire people with actual ideas? You think that people like this crap but we want quality. When ever you make a good movie you put it at the end of the year for Oscar contintion and put it in limited release. Stop feeding us crap and we be more than happy to feed off some Fillet Mignon…stupid crackers.

    Sincerely Militant Negro

    Do they only put homogays in remakes?

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    Militant Negro Straight outta Compton and into your computer screen, Militant Negro brings you the truth you need to hear.

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