Black Veal Brides: Emo Rock at the Cross Roads of Hell. A look at today’s seedy satanic scream metal.
It was a dark lonesome night, some 90 or so years ago. A young black man named Robert Johnson met the devil at the crossroads in Mississippi. He had always wanted to be a successful musician, some described him as good with a harmonica and jew harp but mediocre with the guitar. He knew he would never be successful until he learned to master the guitar. He was told to take that guitar to a crossroads near Dockery Plantation at midnight to receive a diabolical guitar lesson. At the crossroads, he was met by the Devil himself. The dark angel took his guitar and first gave it a demonic tuning. He then played a few songs and handed it back to Johnson. Who was instantly a master of the five stringed instrument of Satan. Johnson sold his soul that night for talent, riches and fame. He wasn’t the first…and he won’t be the last.
He’s come down to Mississippi looking for a soul to steal…
We are told that all men are created equal. The truth is they aren’t. God has created many things; Mexicans. Gays. Retards. Emo’s. No one can say that those are as equal as the rest of us. Musicians are the same. Some have it. Some don’t. In today’s society the youth are desperate to seek riches and fame on reality shows. Look at MTV. It is full of Snooki’s, Situations, Fat bottomed Cardassians, and washed up pop music stars wearing alarm clocks as jewelry or headbands to keep their drug addled brain cells from exploding out in gushing aneurysm.
The simple fact is that today people are more than willing to sell their soul for fame and fortune. Forget the Talent.
Notice how the guy…girl…whatever it is…is grabbing it’s crotch and the crotch of the person to the right? This is disgusting behavior!
Speaking of No Talent:
Black Veal Brides are yet another emo pop band to be spawned from the evil loins of Ohio. Just like Devil Wears Prada, and Falling On Reverse before them. The band, if you can call it that, was created by Andrew Beersack (vocals), Johnny Harold (guitar), and Phil Sinadella (bass) in Delhi, Ohio. They were all young emosexuals that were dating satanic wiccans, where they met at a coven blood letting sacrifice. While not being bleed by the witches the discussed they’re appreciation for the demonic band KISS.
The original painted freaks of rock.
Kiss was begun in New York, New York (so gay they named it twice) in 1973. By the mid 1970′s they rose to prominence as a pop rock band. Unusual as they were more talented at putting on makeup and face paint than at playing their instruments. How did a band with so little talent become so popular? Simple. They made a pact at the Devil’s cross roads as well. Today most of the band is happy to fade into obscurity, living off their ill gotten wealth, except band leader Richard Simmons, who has his one little reality show on MTV as well…how interesting. Never the less he no longer makes music and has cleaned off his face to reveal a sad pathetic pervert of an old man.
The best he can do is Diet Dr. Pepper?
The dark trio of Beersack, Harold and Sinadella were joined by Nate Schiepp (guitar) and Chris Rosenberg (drums) after seeing their ad on craigslist. Soon the deed was done and they were off to Hollywood to sign with Lava Records which is owned by Hot Topic. Hot Topic is a known purveyor of emo labeled clothing and attire. Hot Topic saw this as an opportunity to make big money off of merchandising and record sales. And make money they did. Hot Topic has literally sold thousands of records and t-shirts to hungry hungry emo’s across the nation. Which I suppose is fitting since they sold the most important things that they had. They’re souls.
God and Jesus gave us souls, because he wants us to be with him in heaven forever. But he gave us the free will to make the decision for ourselves. Should we lead good lives and go to heaven? Or be evil sinful perverts that paint their faces, dress like women, and scream like the devil’s banshees. We know where that second group goes when they die.
This sinful cadre of emosexual deviants passed up talent at the devils smorgasbord buffet of sin and went straight for the Fortune and Fame. Listen to their music and you will know that there is no talent there. But they have mad ravenous fans willing to kill for them.
You probably think my last statement is pure hyperbole but it is not.
I never even knew that this band existed until recently. After writing my article on Falling On Reverse, angry violent emo girls took to my facebook fan page and began posting endless offensive and violent comments.
The following content is rated S for Satanic, Sinful, and Sinister. The following language should NEVER be used by ANYONE at ANYTIME. It is wrong, bad, and sinful. I urge you to send any children and unclean or undisciplined minds out of the room before continuing. The following are actual messages left on my facebook wall found at the previously mentioned link.
Sharn Post: “hey crazy old bitch learn the god way of ronnies music we dont need a bitch in hes way of hard life hes best friend max gave him drugs now they are not friends any more and ronnie got kiked out of escape the fate then jail for 2 yrs now rytes songs from hes heart and hes so talented and i tell you something hes not gay if he is gay how can you explane the song good girls bad boys hu and hes band mates wearnt in jail with him you idiot they were friends when he got oout of jail and he wanted a band that had nothing to do with drugs hes catholic and leave him alone hes been haveing hard times he was abanded by hes mother and raised by hes dad”
Sarah Neffi: “suggest you watch this before i kill you bitch” ***Satanic Youtube Link Deleted – Editor**
Sarah Neffi: ” i cant wait till this bitch dies”
Niek Vlug: “I dug a hole 10 miles wide So i can throw Susan Bonehead Xeno inside You’re such a dumb fuck You need to shut up”
Shelby Nicole Brown: “you are a mean cruel and judge-mental person susan, why would you do this? hurting everyone of they’re fans! you know nothing of what you’re talking about you’re just plane horrible! they’re not “satinic” and evein if they where that would be nothing onf you’re counsern! and useing the word “emo-sexual” you have no rite 2 judge us and how we are!”
Sammi Curtis: “NO ONE FUCKS WITH FALLING IN REVERSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!”
Amanda Christine Noble: “stupid fucking hag. leave ronnie alone. Actuauly everybody! god. your air conditioner should break. so you can die of the heat. how dare you rot in hell,thats were your going christian.”
Storm Jeffery: I’m gunna take a shit on your grave when you die you old ignorant nazi cunt.
They continued to insult me and my writting, and even went so far as to tell me that if I wrote an article about Black Veal brides…
Hayley Hirano: “I HATE YOUI SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD DONT U TOUCH BLACK VEIL BRIDES I WILL STRANGLE UR ASS. U CROSSED IT WITH FALLING IN REVERSE, NOW BOTDF? DONT DARE GO TO BVB U WILL DIE”
Sarah Neff: “it sure is i am going to kill this cunt”
Renata Radke Sykes: “IF YOU WERE MY GRANDMA, I ALREADY HAD KILLED YOU .l.”
Finn ‘elmo’ Clarke: “I SWEAR TO GOD, IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”
Melisa IsFalling InReverse: “OMFG !!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU !!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK YOU LIVE RIGHT NOW CUZ WHAT I SAID BEFORE… YEAH THAT SHIT IS DEFF HAPPENING NOW! DONT YOU FUCKING GO THERE WITH BOTDF! YOU CAN FUCKING BAS ON ANY OTHER BAND BUT NOT BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!”
Melisa IsFalling InReverse: “oh. you. better. not. fucking. go. there. u bashed on EVERY GODDAMN BAND I FUCKING LOVE AND NOW YO BETTER NOT START WITH BVB OKAII??!!!!!”
Finn ‘elmo’ Clarke: “I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WRUTE ONE MORE FUCKING THING ABOUT BLACK VEIL BRIDES, FALLING IN REVERESE, BOTDF OR “EMOS” I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. IF YOU SO MUCH AS DARE THINK ABOUT WRITING A WORD ABOUT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU. I CANT PUT IT INTO WORDS. I WILL FUCKING GAUGE OUT YOUR EYES (WITH MY EYELINER OF COURSE) THEN PISS IN THE HOLES THEN POUR IN SALT THEN LEMON THEN SAND THEN I WILL STAB NEEDLES THROUGH EVERY FUCKING INCH OF YOUR STUPID WRINKLY IGNORANT BODY, AND IL DROWN YOU IN GASOLINE AND BURN YOU! I AACTUALLY CANT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I WANT YOU FUCKING DEAD! BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU UTTER ONE WORD AGAINST MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, YOU’LL BE OFF THIS FUCKING EARTH BEFORE YOU CAN SAY CHRISTWIRE,AND THATS A PROMISE.”
Shelby Nicole Brown: “NO! IF YOU ATTCK BVB I SWEAR 2 GOD! THEY GAVE ME HOPE! THEY SAVED ME! YOU DO THAT I SWEAR 2 GOD!!!!”
Once I knew what a degenerate influence the band was on these poor brainwashed children,I knew that this was a dangerous satanic musical sect that worshiped at the alter of this vile band and ultimately Satan. So I started my research.
I found that most of their past songs have very unchristian views. The songs “Children Surrender“, “Fallen Angels”, “New Religion”,and “Ritual” are about living sinful lives. The songs “Funeral in Flames“, “Alive and Burning” and “Set the World on Fire” are about relishing your experience in hell, and “God Bless You”, Heavens Calling” and “Savior” are about Mocking God and his splendid creation. But most disgusting is ” Beautiful Remains” which is a love ballad to a corpse that Beersack commits Necromancy and Necrophilia upon. As you can now see. I am afraid that there is no depth to which these devil lovers will sink.
He, She, or It
Also disturbing, but one we have become accustomed to seeing from these Emosexual bands is that they blur the line between genders. Just look at their pictures. Which ones are male? Which ones are female? Who knows? There is a game I play with the great grand kids when we are out and about in the city. When we see emo’s we play “He/She” the goal is to correctly guess the gender of the poor lost soul. I like to look at these pictures and play that game.
I am pretty sure the second from the left is a guy. I think.
Parents and children, I heartfully hope that this article has been of help to you. It is time to let musicians know that music is about music. Not Sex Drugs and Rock & Roll…or the devil.
As usual, if you love your country please protect it from these dangers, and keep a keen Christian eye on Christwire.org! Have a comment? We would love to hear from you! Please post below.
Seriously, the one at the top is a girl…right?