Brilliant Kansas Governor Sam Brownback Begs Government for $6.6 Million to Destroy Gay Marriage, Rebukes $31.5 Million in Federal Funding for Healthcare
Topeka, KS – In an ultimate show of defiance to Czar Obama and defense of marriage for normal people, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback stubbornly rejected a free federal check for $31.5 million dollars, a check meant to assist Kansas with implementing better health care infrasture.
Brownback alluded to one simple fact: if you do not work, you should just die. Children of poor families have no right to healthcare nor do their parents, even if they aren’t illegal Mexicans. In these tough economic times, we don’t have time for wasting federal money on the American people who refuse to work.
Kansas has been long renown as a technological powerhouse, a state of innovation that nearly attracted corporate giant Google.com to set up headquaters right in their capital of Topeka. Obama’s black drug scheme to fuel the state’s economy with addictive federal money, making them one of the first sterling center’s of healthcare reform was easily recognized by Brownback. Even though the people of Kansas all technically paid for that $31.5 million, it can assuredly be used for better purposes somewhere else like one nice bomb to drop on Iraq or perhaps California, who will happily slurp up $31.5 million in phallating liberal stupidity.
Governor Sam Brownback Speaks to the Greatest Political Advisor America is a Christian nation who trusts in God, as stated in our Declaration of Independence and even more importantly, our money. In this moment, Sam Brownback wisely consults with our nation’s God to inspire his August 15th speech to end gay marriage and assure the sloven lazy are doomed to suffer, as mandated by our nation’s Bible.
Ignorant critics of Governor Brownback are trying to state he is anti-American due to his ‘extreme’ rejection of much needed federal money. These critics are welfare proponents and are responsible for supporting a Big Government that’s destroying America. Also, these people are liars. Brownback does believe in using federal money for important things, as revealed by his recent demands to Obama to give Kansas $6.6 million to ensure gays will never win diseased marriage rights.
Gays have no constitutional right to be married, because the Bible makes it clear numerous times that God’s belly anguishes in wretching and disgust with the sight of two homos back pandering each other, each power lusting for a powder puffed sin docking moment in the black expanses of their secret, musty bedrooms. Gays would love to plaster wedding invites all over their Facebook and Twitter, uploading pictures of their honeymoon of Hedonism Island orgies all over the internet and having us all say, “Aww, that’s normal. Look at the scared goat!”
But here in the land of reality, we know gay marriage will lead America straight to hell. For every one state that allows gay marriage, America’s credit rating falls by 6.3%. Children become 12.5% more likely to be tricked into a gay household for a ‘warm apple pie’ then leave indoctrinated and spreading their bumcheeks by age 18, because gay marriage is the staging grounds for gay adoption. The gays are trying to teach children its normal to lust for the same gender, when we’ve been warned time and again that such teachings will lead to you being seared in Chef Satan’s eternal gumbo soup of spicy despair and torturous marinations.
Liberals have no basis in reality. Their lies and deceit of America’s Christian duties and moral obligations grow worriesome. As men like Governor Brownback are fighting tooth and nail to keep America chaste, wealthy, and moral, liberals are trying to turn us into a modern Sodom and Gomorrah, a mucky, festering pit of spent homosexuality, the entrails of Lady Liberty and capitalism all splayed out and ravaged by the wide-eyed, pot-bellied non-working masses whose sensibilities are no more than a pack of savage beasts. That is to say, gays and the poor need to get with the standard for our country, or get out.
A Gay, Obamacare Future for America?Powerful, rippling thighs coursing with the passions of raw sexual conquests, the students on campuses nationwide will learn to entice in Being Gay 101, a required course in an America that universally demands gay being a constitutional right. When naturally spilling with the fluidic diseases of homosexuality, these students simply whip out their Obamacare card to receive treatment at the nearest ED, then head ‘back to class’. This is not the American future your grandfather envisioned, and neither should you.
Pandering to these people will hurt our economy and that’s why we must strongly encourage Governor Brownback to bring his legislation and morality to the national level.
America needs a federal government with the cajones, no, in Brownback’s America we say balls, the balls to look into the diseased, coughing faces of children with poor parents and tell them “Tough luck. Go apply for charity”.
Because this is the real world and in the real world, if you are not fit then you will suffer and die a diseased communist’s death. Simple as that.
And before you liberals try to say that is evolutionary speaking, shut your mouths because evolution is but a misconstrued interpretation of the Bible and science.
Brownback’s America has a nice ring to it because it is what we need. It rolls off the tongue because God is beckoning to your heart to call out for a real leader, a non-Muslim with an appetite for pork, steak and good old fashioned Americana. Sam Brownback for America. This telling moment of defiance for Sam Brownback will be the revolutionary spark for America’s Christian right.
We must not be ashamed in telling the poor no and even more importantly, constantly reminding the gays they have no rights. The Bible expressly forbids gays, therefore, America must always have a Defense of Marriage Act and Children Adopted by Only Normal People act.
The alternative is taking all the news headlines of today, and seeing them 100 times worse. Chinese firebombing our cities and slowly taking states away: Washington, Oregon, California. The men and pure children all dead and goosestepped, the women facing fate unfathomable unknown from spitting yellow dragons stiffened with the most perverse of sin. Our Ask and Tell military, instead of standing strong and brave, cowering and craving a bondage session of tears, sweat and anguish. And the people, all healthy because they sleep all day and have their ailments treated by night.
That is not the future I envision for America and neither should you. Let’s stand by Governor Brownback and support Kansas in their bid to be the first state that expressly forbades gays and poor who need healthcare. Humanity’s safety and future depends on it.
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Author: Mike Watson
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8:54 am
Governor Brownback is a Christian hero.
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12:15 pm
Praises to this great American/Christian hero!
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12:28 pm
I wish this white man was president.
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4:44 pm
This man is not a hero. He is trying like heck to kill all of the small schools in the state and legislate laws like this instead of focusing on the important things like jobs and other worth while legislation. I don’t know where you live, but its a dark time for my home state. I could care less about gay marriage. If you were a real Christian, then you would choose to love these people like Jesus would. Christ loves everyone… and we are making a mockery of it.
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3:17 pm
“Brownback alluded to one simple fact: if you do not work, you should just die. Children of poor families have no right to healthcare nor do their parents, even if they aren’t illegal Mexicans.”
Yes, that idea surely works, especially when we live in times where getting a job is damn near impossible and thus many Americans don’t have a job. Yes, let’s leave them out to hang and die.
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4:18 pm
When enough poor people die, there will be more jobs for everyone. Also, we’ll have a lot more money without them leeching our system dry. Win-win.
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5:09 pm
So you WANT people to die?
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5:13 pm
No, but if they are too lazy to work why should I have to reward them for being degenarate sloths who are destroying our economy and way of life. Look at any 3rd world nation. The people are lazy and wait to get handouts, on a nationwide level. America will have that same fate unless we take a hardline stance against the lazy and gays.
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5:38 pm
“No, but if they are too lazy to work why should I have to reward them for being degenarate sloths who are destroying our economy and way of life.”
I’m sorry, I didn’t know a recession meant that people were being lazy, I thought a recession meant that jobs aren’t as widely available to people as they once were. Since, ya know, a lack of jobs is part of what happens during a recession.
“The people are lazy and wait to get handouts, on a nationwide level. America will have that same fate unless we take a hardline stance against the lazy and gays.”
Not everyone wants to get handouts, there are plenty of people who can’t live off that sort of money so they try desperately to get a job but can’t. And just what do gay people have to do as far as having an impact, and according to your attitude a negative impact, on the economy? Oh that’s right, you hate things that are different.
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5:43 pm
They are the same lazy bums who did not work ‘before’ the ‘recession’ and are the same lazy bums who will always suckle the teat of the working if we let them. Time for them to grow up and support themselves. I am with Governor Brownback.
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5:52 pm
Do you not think we’re in a recession? Do you not pay attention to any form of news? People are losing their jobs left and right and not enough jobs are being made to balance things out. There are several chains that are closing and going out of business, and guess why that is: because we’re in a recession.
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12:23 pm
I’m a Christian myself, but I cannot agree with your position at all. We certainly do not want people to die. It would give us the face of a third world country where our citizens are dying when they don’t have to, and what would Jesus do? He certainly would not stand for this sort of injustice. I’m certain that he would help those who cannot help themselves. There is a recession so many people who want jobs and are trying cannot get one. Should they be punished because they cannot get a job? As for gays, I do not see how they hurt the economy. The ones I know are very smart, hard working people who help the economy. You cannot make generalizations saying that gays are the same lazy people who do not deserve help, it’s like me saying, “Blacks do not deserve help because all they do is sit around and do drugs.” It doesn’t work that way. Back on the topic of gays. I don’t see why us Christians judge them and hate them. We are not in the position to judge, only God himself is the position to judge and decide. The Ten Commandments tell us to love our neighbors as we love ourselves. When we live in a world with them, then we must love them as our brothers and sisters under god’s creation.
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10:17 am
How Christian of you.
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10:00 pm
Brownback…sounds like an insult for mexicans.
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9:48 pm
Obamacare instinctives the poor to get breast enhancements and teeth whitening on our money. The gay agenda is planning to take each of our children and give them a throrough “make over”, if you know what I mean.
That Kenyan is trying to destory this country and give it to Gay China, and this Brownback fellow is just trying to defend Christ’s country.
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10:19 am
Isn’t Christ’s country, Israel? I don’t remember anything about America being mentioned in “Christ’s book”…I’m pretty sure that in America, we have freedom of religion…
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10:23 pm
Now THIS is progressive politics. =)
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11:18 am
‘Recession’ is just a blanket excuse these lazy minorities are using to get out of finding a job. I’ve been perfectly fine and am thinking about building a new vacation home in Montana. If we weren’t in a recession I would not be able to do that. These lazy welfare bums make me nauseated.
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12:06 pm
Bullshit, a recession is not a depression. If you’re set and fine during a recession, odds are you’re still going to be fine during a recession. And how are the minorities lazy if it’s affecting EVERYONE?
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10:20 am
L.N – there’s so much bullshit on this page, it’s gotten all over my fingers as I type…
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10:30 am
It’s not affecting me.
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12:42 pm
Ben Sullivan, why do you hate Sam Brownback?
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6:50 am
I live in Kansas and this man is a moron! Who in their right mind talks about education being the forefront of our future than cuts over $30 million dollars from the states education fund? I haven’t had a job in almost 2 years, it’s not that I’m lazy cause I’ve been looking for 10 months to find a job after recovering from a multiple surgery and he’s basically saying i should die thats a worst thing to hear from anyone but specially someone in a political office to say about the people who voted for them. I can honestly say I’ve NEVER voted for this man and as long as my vote still counts he will NEVER get it. I also didn’t vote for Obama or Mcclain but I will be voting for Obama next round, he’s atleast trying to clean up the slums of America even if it takes government assistance.
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8:22 am
Aptly stated, Rebecca.
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