China’s Red Dragon Agenda: Chicken Budsacks and Adderall Drug Droplets

• ChristWire
August 23, 2011 10:23 pm20 comments

China… overpopulated, overfornicated, AND overlooked! Christwire is one of the few to point out the ‘sleeping yellow dragon’ that poses a global threat to global Christian counties across the globe. However the dragon nation is not so sleepy as their eyes want you to think! Many americans go to the Happy Ping Pong Dragon Buffet to eat buckets and buckets of General Wang Bang’s scrumptious orange chickens. But wait. Do you stop and read the nutrition facts of this starchy ninja meal?? No. There are none. The General’s red dragon singed off these nutritional facts to keep you from knowing the truth. What is going on is far scarier than any china ying yang or satanic Buddha spell. These orange chickens are laced with danger drugs to keep you addicted and wanting more! On the street they are referred to as the ‘chicken budsacks’ by the emosexual american teenagers who purchase them to pop a brain spell (brain spells don’t grow back). The budsacks have so many drugs that make the kids have highs and deep deep lows that in turn make them even more emosexual… it’s a sin cycle. This is how the chimese introduced Adderall to our college campuses. Aderall is a drug that comes in droplet form that one must snort up the nose’al cavities. Snorting 67 adderall droplets before your cultural anthropology exam is considered ‘cool beans’ to college kids. It is NOT cool because Adderall’s name can be broken down into its actual long term danger effect. Add – her – all … which means ADD ALL of HER PARTS! Yes, it is slowly turning you transexually into a sheman hegirl with your own drag show and lady ga(y)ga(y) fetish. Do you want to listen to her homohop music?? NO. avoid the dragon cults of china and their starchy rice and chicken MSGs. Say no to droplet snorts and chicken budsacks!!

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20 Comments

  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    When I visit larger cities, I always have a sharp eye for really good Chinese, Greek and ethnic foods. Hot Braised Chicken, a combination of sweet and sour with those burning little Chinese hot peppers are a favorite. I crave this stuff like a crack pipe.

    Now I know why.

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  • This is not a serious investigation of chemical additives in the chinese food industry

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  • Christian Intellectual

    These Ching Chongs are scary !

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    • CI, why are you so racist?

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      • Christian Intellectual

        I am not racist.
        Why are you so delusional ?

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        • You just said ‘These Ching Chongs are scary !’, how the hell is that not racist?

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          • the atheist one the atheist one

            very true

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Very False.

            L.N you are obviously not very smart (like all atheists), that comment is NOT racist and i have NEVER posted a single racist comment.

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          • the atheist one the atheist one

            you call someone a “ching-chong” or some other rascist slur and you have the nerve too say you never poster another rascist comment? UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • Why are you defending these slanties even after reading my article?

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          • the atheist one the atheist one

            first of all, im an athlete, so i dont eat this stuff very often. second, your religion is losing its tyrranical stranglehold on the world

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      • Aetheistboy666

        LN is so right. CI you are just a big stupid racist just like the rest of you and your imaginery religion.

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        • Christian Intellectual

          Christianity is NOT imaginary but YOUR darwinian cult IS.

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          • Then why is the only proof that ‘God’ exists is an ancient book that contradicts itself, has been edited countless times, and yet throughout the ages it was believed to be set in stone?

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          • Christian Intellectual

            The Bible is not the only proof of God, do a bing search and you will find MILLIONS of proofs.

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          • And those are based on the idea that one has faith in god prior to the event even happening.

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          • the atheist one the atheist one

            no, darwin has scientific evidence to back up his theories. all christians have is the evidence of some possibly drunk people who claimed that a fraud was “the son of god”

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  • because these slanty don’t waste their ressource like the american does and therefore american should Not talk about Nutritious facts they were declared in 2003 to be the fattest people in the world and chiense were actually the slimiest ( not healthiest this one belong to japan )

    so just to Point out that your food is worst than any

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    • The Chinese certainly are the slimiest. You got that right millenium. Don’t know about the rest of that, though.

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  • I never knew that the food of the Chinamen were so dangerous. I really had no idea.

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