Chinese Scientists Invent Basketball Player that can Actually Dunk on a Black Man (Lebron James)
Chinese scientists genetically engineer basketball player, basketball player steals ball from black athlete Lebron James and then slams a dunk.
Eternal cheaters by their very shifty-eyed nature, the Chinese are up to their Olympic level cheating schemes again. Communists are notorious for using science to cheat and feeling it is justified. We all watched and cried when Apollo Creed was murdered by a drugged up Super-Russian.
And perhaps even more fresh in the minds of you younger readers out there, is the Chinese female gymnastics team who cheated America out of gold by using underaged gymnasts.
China is cheap and they will do whatever it takes to win and today we see their evil scientists have tapped into Satan’s power to create a Chinese who is over 6’0” tall and can soar like a winged Kenyan. Even more shocking, he can slam a dunk in the face of Lebron James.
Chinese basketball players are usually very slow, but we see this one has supernatural speed and can even steal from a black. What’s even more shocking is why is Lebron in China?
This tape looks like government footage, is Lebron being held a prisoner so they can test out their little super soldier athletes? Or is there a NBC scheme with Obama to give China the genes of black superstars so they can start winning all our sports!
I wish I were in Vegas right now because I would shake the dice and bet on the latter. This all looks funny and a Chinese has no business moving like that, let alone dunknig on an urban black.
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Author: Abe
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6:55 pm
IDIOT!!!!!!!!! How DARE you write off a lifetime of hard-work, dedication and sacrafice in the art of a sport to scientists. This skill is a product of much hard work, much blood, sweat and tears into the sport. I hate when you old people think skill in sports is a product of getting some injection. If he can dunk on Lebron James, good for him. Hes a good player, and deserves a congradulations, not shit like this. And arent you born-again christians all about hating blacks? How come, when its convenient for you you support blacks. Be consistent in your beliefs, even if they are completely fucked-up.
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6:52 pm
Congratulations*. Maybe you shouldn’t insult another man’s intelligence when you can’t spell a fairly simple word.
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11:22 pm
We need more basketball players Like Larry Bird and Steve Nash.They are so fun to watch and non-threatening looking.
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11:28 am
Bob Cousey is legend.
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11:39 pm
steve nash is canadian, just like me. so yes, he is the best
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11:30 pm
I like that play where one player throws the ball in the general direction of the basket and the other leaps up and catches the ball and then vigorously propels it through the rim all in one motion. Can the Chinese man do that?
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9:28 pm
I don’t understand basketball. I didn’t understand any of this.
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3:05 am
so because a chinese basketball player can score on some american basket ball player he is a cheater ???
Oh and yes you can “steal” the ballon it’s technically the main goal to the game
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