Crude Oil Slumps Yet Crude Oil Prices Rise, Stock Market Crash Dive Following UK Betrayal
Growing a villainous beard, a cunning Prince William smiles and bides his time as the UK continues economic war against America. The Royals still plan to rule ‘their colonies’ one day
Sweet and sour crude oil prices took a tragic dive yesterday after typical UK betrayals and shennanigans.
The UK remains eternally jealous of America, a country that is truly One Nation of God and By God. The lifeblood of America is oil and anyone who dares affect the price of oil negatively is then necessarily a branded terrorist.
Prince William and Kate are the softer side of the British invasion. Since the War of 1812, the British Empire has dreamt of the day it would someday ravage America and retake all the riches of the land. The British dream of the day they can have their tea and crumpets off the brows and taxes of the American people.
Today’s British Crashing of the Dow Industrial Average was a power play, one designed to weaken the US economy so we cannot afford the coming war with China. And while China will rule all land to the West, Britain will make claims upon the Eastern seaboard it has coveted for over 200 years.
If the UK can choke up America’s oil market, causing crude oil slumps per bucket worth while raising crude oil prices at the pump, confused Americans will eventually be overwhelmed by the simple complexity of the plan.
Such is the works of the British and like our forefathers taught us, the only way to really wrap your head around a well-crafted British plan is to ignore their academia. Just hide in Bush’s safety and ransack them when they least expect it.
And by Bush, I mean Jeb Bush, the next president of America. We will hide our power for four years and then in Jeb’s fifth year, shock England with a holy nuke and declare all Mideastern oil as ours, because it already is!
Glory.
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Author: Abe
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1:38 pm
That is one monster zit.
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2:48 pm
ur a C U N T did it in capitals jst to make sure ur cuntish brain can understand LOL
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3:07 pm
I am sorry but that’s simply childish. If you were honest, you’d come at me like a man.
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3:13 pm
you want me another man to cum on you? i thort christians were against homosexuality??
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8:10 pm
Considering how you just insulted someone by claiming he had a zit, YOU should talk about being childish.
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2:11 pm
stevie billings and every other bible basher on this site are cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2:42 pm
When you factor in the BP oil spill it all makes sense.
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3:10 pm
your just generally a dick head
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2:44 pm
Hey it is not all the fault of the British. Round up the usual suspects – Mexicans and other immigrants are to blame. Beware of the Germans as they are once again top dogs in Europe. That is a small country in the East of the US but nevertheless quite powerful. The USA needs to monitor their ass.
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2:49 pm
They are all drains to our economies, but not masterminds. The British, on the other hand, are devious and nefarious. Destroying the oil market to ultimately cripple us and weaken us so the Chinese can land a crippling attack seems pretty MO for the British Empire.
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3:08 pm
your a dirty jew loving american you wouldnt understand why we the good and proper people of great britain dislike you and your fat american brothers and sisters
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3:46 pm
and by fat i mean insanely obese
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7:53 pm
Actually, son, the British established Israel after World War II. And what do you have against the Jewish people? They have a beautiful culture and I am happy my country supports them. I would be remiss to not ask why did the UK abandon them and leave them in a volatile attack zone?
Again, shows how you Brits are nefarious and devious, with no loyalty but to your Monarchy and pighash they throw out to you.
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3:03 pm
Well the British are probably in cahoots with the libyans to access their oil. They are only pretending to bomb Gaddafi along with the French. We will most likely see them signing cheap deals for gasoline and making us US folk paying ten dollars a gallon.
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3:15 pm
“And by Bush, I mean Jeb Bush, the next president of America. We will hide our power for four years and then in Jeb’s fifth year, shock England with a holy nuke and declare all Mideastern oil as ours, because it already is!”
Glory….Glory indeed!
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3:35 pm
you are definatley a german/nazi
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3:43 pm
You are definitely a troll. Nobody’s paying any attention to you, which I know is your greatest weakness, so I’m paying you the favor of giving you enough attention to tell you to please leave. Now.
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3:45 pm
Thanks Hank.
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3:55 pm
ha no….
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7:21 pm
by responding to a trolls remark you are indeed paying attention to him just ignore him and he’ll go away however not british driving prices up its our own companys wanting to make cash
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3:30 pm
it looks like Q is the only person here with some sense. We British are not nefarious, devious oil stealing bastards, and we’re not working with the Chinese either. Who started a huge war with Iraq over oil? oh yes, YOU. And what country were the people working on the oil rig from? America. And where does the company that now owns BP come from? America. BP is owned by you guys now, not us, you dick.
Abe, you’re an uneducated retard, who obviously does not know the first thing about the outside world and we certainly dont give a flying fuck about our old colonies. I mean seriously? you think the British want to take over our colonies again? you really are an absolute idiot.
Gary, you guys have gasoline about 1/3 the price it is here so shut your mouth about high gas prices. you dont know the half of it.
Our economy took a hit today as well as the rest of the world, which by the way, hates you.
THATS RIGHT, THE ENTIRE WORLD HATES AMERICA.
I cannot stress that last point enough.
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3:42 pm
well said that man!
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7:26 pm
BP is british patrolium or something like that just like to point that out
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3:45 pm
So first you say you aren’t working with the Chinese, and that you do not want to take over America. Then you say the entire world hates America.
Which one is it? It can’t be both.
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4:00 pm
just cos everyone hates you and thinks you are, in the nicest way possible, complete and utter wankstains doesnt mean everyone wants to invade america. you all think your gods gift to the fucking earth! if god did actually exist (which he doesnt and i have proof that he doesnt aswell) then he would definatley make each and every one of you american scumbags go straight to fucking hell!!
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7:27 pm
dude goverment was founded to be free of religius influence besides very few of us are complete idiots
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3:48 pm
UK Guy, once we get Obama out of office the world will embrace us for our love, outreach, and power.
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4:47 pm
heh Bush wa sin office and the entire world hated you for that
what you will do about that having another tyrant destroying entire countries because they hate you
ah right I rememebr everyone who hates USA are terrorist am I right so the ENTIRE world is terrorist ?
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7:56 pm
UK Guy, you are the problem with the world. You guys are not thankful for all that America has sacrificed to keep you safe.
Much as we had to save your weak nation from the power of Hitler, the people of Kuwait had their moment of need when Saddam’s Iraqi forces devastated their land. You guys are closer and were going to let a mad dictator wipe out the people of Kuwait.
By the unction of God, America intervened. We saved Kuwait and extinguished all the fires that Saddam was setting off in oil wells, trying to terrorize the country with giant pillars of fire. We were there to save the people.
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9:12 pm
wasn’t god that gave us power to do these things it was the determination of man with or with out religion.
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4:06 pm
I blame Lady Diana for this. If she had not been running with the Muslins and got herself killed, perhaps her boys would have grown up more proper.
William looks gaunt and haggard in the photograph above. I suspect he and his stick thin wife are cooking rocks in their cottage. His thirst for oil is only to fuel his drug habit.
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4:25 pm
did you actually stop and read what you just wrote before posting it!?! you dirty people actually believe that prince william has a drug habit!?!?!?! i personally think its you not him thats been smoking a bit too much crack
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4:41 pm
Why would it surprise you to learn that he has a drug habit? Cocaine abuse often causes 24 year olds to lose their hair, like it has him. The beard just makes it more obvious.
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4:53 pm
So rather than say that he has a disease or that it’s a genetic condition, or ANYTHING else, you instantly assume that Prince William does cocaine? (and you got his age wrong, he’s 29.)
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4:57 pm
From his looks, yes, it seems like a reasonable conclusion. He should enroll in a Christian rehab program.
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5:03 pm
listen mate we all no that you christians like to molest little boys you all do it and its probably accepted in your little community mr billingscunt this does NOT however give you the right to accuse Britains royal familly of indulging in these affairs your probs just a bit pissed of cos ur some senial old man with a 2 inch penis
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5:09 pm
It would seem your unchristian and unfounded accusations against brother Billings are totally groundless. At least he was acting on evidence.
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6:10 pm
wot fucking proof timmay the tit?
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5:16 pm
Billings just because you have a drug problem that makes you delusional does not mean everyone else in the world does.
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11:32 pm
Delusional Devil Star Shannon with a taste for participating in the non-culture of a Hyperreal America, just because you have a mind problem associated with Twilight desire demons, doesn’t mean Christ won’t embrace your carcass through worms at the end of the road.
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11:52 am
What the hell are you talking about? That made absolutely no sense.
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9:25 pm
I had a feeling that Q was a Brit git. He was dropping articles all over the place.
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10:04 am
as a loyal subject of her Britannic Majesty, I feel that the USA would be better of in the British Commonwealth along with Canada, Australia and NZ since these, along with the UK best exemplify all that is best in the world – AngloSaxon, Christian, with a Christian Monarch as their Head of State.
However,I feel, her gracious Majesty would only welcome you back if you asked nicely, and said you were very sorry for that bit of unpleasantness at the end of the eighteenth century
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3:51 pm
Ah, so you admit that Her Satanic Majesty is indeed, as oft speculated on Christwire, desiring reclaim her empire in the name of the anti-Lord.
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4:51 pm
You know you could be arrested just for what you said ?? just saying ?
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5:11 pm
Not here in Godly America where freedom of expression through speech is completely protected.
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4:01 pm
id rather not be under the queens rule. Not that i have anything against her i just prefer to have elected officials
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7:01 am
the queens the dogs bollocks mate americans are all just batty boys that wish they could get an anal throbbing from giant black apes
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8:12 am
Oh lordy, the pubs in England must have just closed for the night, so now Christwire is invaded with the drunken British blight.
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10:14 pm
Those dangerous homo’s are behind all of this, as usual, probably hand in hand with the Mexicans.
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5:44 am
it may be called british petroleum (learn to spell mate) but its owned by americans and has been for quite a few years now you tard. and yes everyone else in the world does hate america but thats why we dont want to invade it, we couldnt stand to be in the same place as you morons. the queen also does very little to run the country which is actually run by elected officials in parliament.
if you’re going to slander an entire nation, at least try to get your facts right. this constant bullshit that is completely invented on this website only makes you look really stupid.
why are rightwing christian extremists so afraid of the rest of the world?
embrace the rest of the world and leave your fear behind. fear is the work of satan and lets be honest, what would jesus do?
he’d tell you all that he was ashamed you were part of his religion and that you should all shut the fuck up
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8:13 pm
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