Do Black Veiled Brides Fans Have a Secret Muffin Fetish? (muffinfilms.com)
A disturbing look into the emohipster world of horrible mascara orgies and screechingly poor computer ‘music’ leads us once again into the dark, dank corner of a group of college students calling themselves the “BVBarmy”.
The army represents a purported fan base for the band Black Veiled Brides, an apparent emosexual hipster band that uses dubstepping techniques in their freeware Audacity generated music. Fans of this genre seem to think that using 8 bit Nintendo sounds with a constipated Satan voice singing lyrics over the top constitute the world’s best music. This is of course untrue and it seems that somehow, this music is turning these children over to weird lifestyle fetishes.
One odd thing noted by social Ventude-method psychologist Amber Cooper is that in addition to make-up addiction and dependence on illicit substances like marijuana droplets and magic bananas, fans of this music are more and more showing an almost Tourette’s like condition in which they must repeat the word ‘muffin’ repeatedly. In this video they have dubstepped it to cause Black Veiled Bridesmaid’s lead singer Craig Rabbit repeatedy say muffin in unusually high octaves. Observe.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzO02wMWTOg&sns=fb
The hipster fans have created a video where they can see their favorite musicians constantly saying the word muffin. Their ears cannot get enough of this and they are calling this the ‘Muffin Song’, surely something they consider a chart-topping single. What’s even more terrifying is that there is a scary, strange site called muffinfilms.com that is apparently ran by a cult of ‘dark masked screamo afficianados with a poor yet fanatical taste in music’. Is the BVBArmy behind this site that’s dragging kids down the dangerous path of muffin infatuation and electronica rave events? It is tough to say.
Please review the muffinfilms.com site only after first praying and demanding all women/children leave the room.
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Author: Thad Connely
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8:07 pm
the lead singer is andy biersack….
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8:18 pm
No it’s not, I’m pretty sure Beersack is still lead singer of The Darkness.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU
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8:32 pm
no, andy BIERSACK is the lead singer of BLACK VEIL BRIDES!!!!
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8:41 pm
Wow, that Beersack sure is gay.
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8:46 pm
Pretty gay, that Beersack.
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9:25 pm
*Biersack
fucking cunt
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2:51 pm
You sure look quite much like a homosexual yourself Nicholas, or are you still within the closet?
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7:43 pm
You also sound like an illiterate fool
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7:00 am
Wow you sure sound like a 7th grader. Gay means happy. It’s spelled Biersack. He is the lead singer of Black Veil Brides
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7:42 pm
You my friend, sound like an illiterate fool.
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4:55 pm
So is your MOM!. Just sayin…
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10:38 pm
suck a chode
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8:07 pm
That’s not Black Veil Brides. That’s a different band called Escape the Fate. He said the word Muffins once in an interview. He said it in a funny voice so someone took that part of the interview and made that video. This has got to be the dumbest crap written about black Veil Brides, because it has nothing to do with them
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8:25 pm
damn…there really trying to pin everything on black veil brides
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8:08 pm
That’s not even Black Veil Brides you dumbass.
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8:11 pm
Wtf is wrong with your brain?! Craig MABBIT isn’t even in Black Veil Brides…he’s in Escape the Fate…& I think you do drugs…
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8:15 pm
greeeeeat now im like 20987509475 times dumber from reading this…
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8:16 pm
Why the hell is CRAIG FUCKING MABBITT on there?? O.o And Craig RABBIT was made for Ronnie Radke fans and Craig MABBITT fans. -.-
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8:20 pm
i actually love muffins. i wouldn’t call it a fetish, but i love them & craig looks sexy.
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8:21 pm
it’s craig mabbit stupid! And he’s the lead singer for a band called escape the fate! You mam are a jerk! And I got one word to say to you MUFFIN!
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9:23 pm
Whoa Craig MABBITT is the lead singer of ESCAPE THE FATE…Andy BIERSACK is the lead singer of BLACK VEIL BRIDES!!get your facts right you stupid cunt!!
BVBARMYFORLIFE
fuck you
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9:41 pm
this site only knows how to write crap and not the real truth. you guys are really annoying. are you really christian? im catholic and i listen to bands like black veil brides and escape the fate
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10:22 pm
are you guys dumb? seriously? Thats escape the fate, not BVB. and its craig MABBIT!! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE PUBLISHING THINGS!!
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10:27 pm
LMFAO! Christwire you’re fucking retarded. Muffin Fetish? Really? FUCKING REALLY?! PATHETIC! This is so fucking stupid it’s laughable XD You’re all going to HELL XD See ya there<3
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10:28 pm
AND I FUCKING LOVE MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Suck My 80 INCH COCK<3
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10:30 pm
And Craig Mabbit Has NOTHING To Do With BVB?! YOUR SO FUCKING STUPID!! I Swear. I Just Might Repent, JUST So i Don’t Have To See Your Stupid Fag Asses In Hell XDD
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12:48 am
U are retarded ”sir?” did someone fart on ur face before that picture was taken nd u tryed not shitting ur self? Cuz it looks like it xD…also BvB dont have anything to do with this load of crap u say as ”facts” ull NEVER be a true christian get off ur asses nd get a life sheesh. Nd if listening to ETF,BvB,etc. is satanic nd im damned to hell so be it i dont want to go to heaven if i have to give up my favorite bands! Tell the devil i say ‘hey’ when u get there cuz ur almost dead as it is nd i havent talkied to my good friend in a long time so pass on the message
muhahahaha! (P.S i love muffins more than cupcakes muffins muffins muffins!)
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5:53 am
What does “xD” mean? Also what does “ull” mean? and “Nd”, and “talkied”? English is the easiest language to learn in this World, yet you Emosexuals are trying to shorten 3 letter words. Try learning Cantonese, and then shorten some words. You would get murdered because you said a bad thing. Try typing full and proper English words on this site, and people might respect you.
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9:57 pm
The BVB Army doesn’t need your stupid approval we could care the fuck less what you think EMOSEXUAL!!haha you cunts
I swear one day the BVB Army is doing to kick you asses and you’ll be wishing you would have kept your mouth shut
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3:33 am
Lol he may love them muffins maybe he’ll love my muffin top when I see him in two weekes at uproar ..umm Craig is the sex …dang I’d bone all the guys from escape the fate
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5:55 am
Tess, no regular heterosexual male will ever love your “muffin top”. Go to a Gym.
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6:10 pm
Wow, that’s rude. If someone truly loves you they will accept you, flaws and perfections.
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7:06 am
As the creator of the Craig Mabbitt muffin video that you used in this video, I find this article to be one of the most hilariously stupid things I’ve ever, ever seen. Your “facts” are wrong, your logic is retarded and your slander of me and other fans of Craig Mabbitt, Escape The Fate, or Black Veil Brides (a band which I don’t even like)is ridiculous. But I can (and will) forgive you solely on the basis that you’re a fundamentalist Christian who has absolutely no respect for facts or logic at all. I hope you burn in hell.
-Carl
aka SongsFromDangerDays, creator of the Craig Mabbitt “Muffin” video
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7:57 am
You have to prove that you actually created that video. You’re just making up it up to hide the truth about the Bridesmaids.
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11:15 am
Not at all sir. Here’s a screenshot of my Account Settings page (on able to be seen by the owner of the account): http://oi55.tinypic.com/wkk7t4.jpg
Good enough, Mr. Nelson?
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9:03 pm
It says you have content that is someone elses “carl”
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9:09 pm
Ever heard of a username? You used one once, you went by MeAwesome. Does that mean your legitimate name that’s on your driver’s license and such is MeAwesome? No, same thing here.
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9:34 pm
You did not look at his link.
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9:38 pm
I did. The user name is different than his actual name. He’s in the profile settings, something you can’t access unless you’re signed in.
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10:38 pm
You truly are stupid. I was talking about where it says he has videos that belong to other people.
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12:14 am
That’s a warning from YouTube due to the content of the video. It has a famous group in it, and YouTube has a nasty habit of instantly sending warnings and canceling accounts if a video has anything that’s even remotely famous yet isn’t under the original owner’s channel. If you did some actual research, you would’ve known that yourself.
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12:36 am
isnt that what I said? “you have content that is someone elses”
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5:07 am
Let me try it to explain it this way: this video is not a legitimate video that was released by any major studio. This video contains people who are under a major studio. YouTube has an automatic system that picks up mention of anything that belongs to someone if it was copyrighted and checks to see if the video matches with the official label or people. If not, it sends the uploader a warning.
For example, this video. It’s a parody, or at least it falls under the same legal ruling as one. However, YouTube’s automatic process does NOT factor that it, it just finds videos who’s uploaders are not the copyright owners. YOU are trying to make the claim that the video in it’s entirety is not made by the uploader, while the truth is that the warning was sent because the uploader is not the copyright holder.
Do you see what I mean now?
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9:17 am
Yes because I ripped the songs from My Chemical Romance’s new CD “Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys” and uploaded it to Youtube, so I got copyright claims from the record label.
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12:26 pm
So? Christwire constantly takes pictures and media from other sources and doesn’t give credit. Rev. Higgins didn’t cite the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration for the picture of Hurricane Irene’s projected path. He also did not cite “The Day After Tomorrow” for the picture of New Yorkers fleeing a flood.
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12:33 pm
This site does no wrong.
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12:41 pm
Yeah, that’s not gonna fly.
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2:25 pm
So uh, August? Did you get that? You get why the uploader got a warning from the site?
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2:34 pm
It means he is a pirate of copyrighted goods. He does illegal things.
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4:12 pm
I’m also a butt-pirate
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4:15 pm
August, you’re a hopeless idiot.
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11:26 am
Ya know I had a blueberry muffin for breakfast c; And you’re right, I do say muffin a lot… MY DOGS NAME IS MUFFIN!! Cause of my mother! And excuse me… That dude right there. Who says muffin is CRAIG MABBITT, from ESCAPE THE FATE. Not Andy BIERSACK from Black VEIL Brides. Not ‘veiled.’ Are you high?? And FANS made that VIDEO of Craig saying muffins… CAUSE CRAIG SAID MUFFINS ARE BETTER THEN CUPCAKES! Oh my Ronnie Radke what is wrong with people?! We need more SMART and GOOD people in the world, not people like you who can’t accept what people like in music. There’s nothing wrong with Black VEIL (It’s capitalized for emphases.) Brides… They’re not satanist, they’re not gay, or trannies, they’re normal PEOPLE with their own STYLE. And their own TYPE of MUSIC.
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12:13 pm
Did you all know that ‘muffin’ refers to a dirty body part in some English speaking countries – that is those damn folks trying to infiltrate our American christian values. We should cut our links with other English speaking countries if they don’t adopt our language – Americanish. Let’s stamp out English as being ungodly and replace it with Americanish. Any opinions?
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6:18 pm
love the offenses
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7:50 pm
You people on here have enough time to write these shit articles but dont have time to research it? I mean i can sit here and talk shit about christans and point out your flaws but i dont have reason to, even though i will occasionally. Like what have BVB done wrong to anyone? What has Asking Alexandria done to anyone? What has Falling in Reverse, Escape the Fater or any of the bands you trash on here done? If you write crap about the bands at least make it accurate!
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9:37 pm
This is grand. Thank you so much for opening my eyes on Craig Rabbit!
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10:52 pm
Seriously if you’re going to hate on Black Veil Brides at least get your facts right. First of all Craig Mabbit is the lead singer of Escape the Fate, while Andy Biersack is the lead singer of Black Veil Brides. And whats wrong with muffins? Why can’t people like muffins? This article was just a whole epic fail for getting the bands wrong and for saying that its wrong to like muffins.
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10:58 pm
and what really is emosexual? that still just confuses me.
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4:32 am
the original
http://christwire.org/2011/08/black-veil-brides-emo-rock-at-the-cross-roads-of-hell/
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1:48 pm
Oh Goddess…and yeah i said goddess…you people never fail to disgust me with your misinformation…how many times have I tried to calmly explain the truth in other articles? plenty, trust me. You people who write these articles are trolls and haters who are probably fat 40 year old fakers living with your parents. And stop the hate…love and appreciate others, okay???
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8:48 pm
seriously? this has nothing even to do with Black Veil Brides, and its spelled veil not veiled, plus when did Craig Rabbit become BVB’s lead singer?? the lead singer will forever be Andy Biersack, next time you want to write about BVB you might want to actually try to get your facts right.
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8:52 am
OMG HAHA! I can’t even…. This website is run buy trolls right? If it’s not, everyone on here should go check yourself into a mental hospital. Craig RABBIT and the muffin song xD
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7:28 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god really? i might (not really) have taken this seriously had you done enough research to know that Craig Mabbitt sings in a different band called escape the fate. Black Veil Brides is fronted by Andy Beirsack. and for the record how the hell do you figure that saying muffin makes me satanic? i fail to see your logic.
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9:51 am
this nothing more then a lie BVBarmy save me from my darkest times in my life. BVB saved a lot of lives with their music and ive been in the so called “darkness” and now my not so much thank to BVB -BVBarmy4ever-
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4:49 pm
THAT’S CRAIG EDWARD MABBITT OF ESCAPE THE FATE YOU DUMBASSES XD
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5:08 pm
XDDDD Lmfao. Okay, too funny.
1. It’s Andy BIERSACK.
2. That, in the video, is Craig Mabbitt from Escape the Fate.
3. LMFAOOOOO!!!!!
4. This is a really funny troll.
5. I shall share this with the world.
6. If you’re actually serious, than…I can’t even explain how stupid you are.
7. Thanks for the laugh! Bye now.
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6:52 pm
Okay you people are fucking stupid. please get the fuck on with you lives. This Craig Mabbitt, from Escape the Fate<3 Not Andy Biersack. Please go do something better in your spare time you fake ass cunts.
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3:43 pm
FUCK YOU……..AGAIN.
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8:59 am
i believe in god, but pages like this don’t help to promovote his message. i listen to this music and its nothing wrong with me,that guy is not even in black veil brides, whats up with that emosexual thing ? you should promove love, no hate… to whoever created this page. get you facts right or close it !
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5:55 pm
WTF! Craig Mabbit IS NOT the singer of black veil brides! He is the singer for ESCAPE THE FATE!! OMG! You People Are Stupid!! Get a life!! And you call
Yourselves Christians when you talk crap about a band and their fans without even getting your facts strait AT ALL!! so OBVIOUSLY YOU’RE NOT CHRISTIANS!! Andy Biersack is the singer of black veil brides! And if people say “Muffins”, they’re satanic? WTF. You People are idiots..
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