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RedditUsually questions of faith are handled by other members of the christwire community, but a facebook friend asked me this in a private message and I thought I would respond to him on here.
Dear Sister Susan:
I am a man in my early 40s. I am married and have two wonderful kids. I have never had…”thoughts” about another man. But I am beginning to question myself. I know that the homogayness is a sin as the bible and countless christwire articles tell us. But I am worried. You see. Sometimes when I am not, shall we say regular. It can be days between bowel movements. And when I do have one I find it pleasurable and exciting. I have thought about telling someone but am ashamed to tell my wife, doctor, or pastor. What should I do? Does enjoying a bowel movement make you gay?
Sincerely
Rodney
I didn’t know what to make of Brother Rodney’s question at first. Is this even something that we write about on christwire? Will LN the untrained monkey start figuratively flinging poo by making poop jokes? What does the bible say about fecal matters? As a woman can I really properly comment on the physical and sinful urges of a mans back door waste chute? So I turned to the bible for answers on defecation.
The Bible greatly describes eating poop, God even commands Ezekiel to make poop bread (crap muffins?), it even tells us about the proper sanitary disposal of it and to bury your poop when in a camp so God doesn’t step in it at night. But nothing about enjoying it. except for maybe this weird verse: “My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him” (Song of Solomon 5:4).
So I have to look at what God tells my heart.
He tells me that everyone has to poop. He made it so. But using the bathroom should not be a matter of enjoyment. Enjoyment comes from petting a puppy, looking at your children, or knowing your loved by Jesus. Not crapping out a brown baby boy. And any enjoyment is wrong in the eyes of the lord. Do not forget that Jesus sees all and knows all. Think about this the next time your using the bathroom. Jesus is there watching. If you are doing something wrong he knows it.
I can certainly see why one would be worried about the threat of homosexuality in a situation like this. Homosexual fecalphilia is everywhere today. Liberal popular society tells us it is ok for to be open minded to underaged sex, gay sex, group sex, animal sex and bisexual sex. This imagery is insidious and invades our minds like a little devil on your shoulder saying “it is only one little penis, what will it hurt“?
Well it will hurt you! Right in your SOUL! I say no to gay sex and no to enjoying your bowel movements! Do what you have to but please! Control yourself!
Jesus is watching!
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Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog. 
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I have an issue with this article, Sister Susan. I was reading it while having my daily “constitutional”, but I enjoyed the article, not my dirty defecation. Am I still sinning?
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I think you’re OK there, Brother Bruce. But I must ask…did you print the article out or did you take the computer in there with you? If so I hope it is a lap top.
One of my grandsons likes to take his lap top into the bathroom, He calls it “multi-tasking”, but I fear he is self pleasuring himself.
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He probably is. You might consider installing some cameras to find out, and then find an appropriate Christian punishment.
Actually, if you wanted to connect the punishment as closely as possible to the crime, you could arrange for a stream of freezing cold water to be sprayed at him when you catch him doing this M while watching the video in real-time.
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Timmay, that’s kind of sick. You want her to either watch her grandson take a shit or watch her grandson jack off. :/
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Sometimes great sacrifices are necessary to combat sin. I suppose she could hire someone to do the monitoring instead, if you would find that more palatable. It would give her more time for her hobbies of automobiles and knitting…
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So you want her to PAY someone to watch her grandson take a shit or jack off? That’s wrong. As in peeping tom, pornographic, and just gross.
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Of course he’s pleasuring himself in there, idiot! I have plenty of first-hand experience with this. If it’s in the middle of the day and your family is home and you’re craving release the only sensible place to do it is the bathroom. Think about it – it’s the only room in the house where you’re guaranteed privacy. Whereas parents find it very suspicious if they knock on their kid’s bedroom door and the kid yells out “DON’T COME IN!”, they don’t find it suspicious at all if the kid won’t let them into the bathroom, nor do the parents WANT to go into the bathroom when they assume it’ll be smelling of shit.
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It’s sound reasoning to postulate that the bathroom is the best place for privacy when polishing the banister but what about the hanging strands of spent seed hanging from the toilet paper roll or window sill? Surely the parent or guardian will discover these blemishes long after the scent of defecation has dissipated.
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you should really grow up and get our own place
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He’s pleasuring himself with the laptop? That would hurt!
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do not bring hastily to court, for what you do in the end, your neighbor puts you to shame
Proverbs 25:7-9
a way that appears to be right, but in the end, it leads to death. Proverbs 14:12
New International Version (NIV)
I think the bible is clear on taking it in the end, either by homogay sex or enjoying defecation. The first verse com ands us to shame gays brio they make better choices. I think the second verse may also condemn those married men who “miss” when trying to procreate with their wives.
THis is a difficult topic Susan, but You handled well, with your usual caring nature.
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Thank you Brother Ofreo, for your kind words.
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Really? A post on bowel movements? That’s a little bit of a private matter dont you think?
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Popanator, where are you? The comments section is severely lacking comments about fisting and poopie holes.
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We must not be afraid to speak of uncomfortable matters when one’s soul is on the line, dear Shannon.
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How in the world is ones soul on the line from taking a crap? I think your taking the bible a little to far there.
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Shannon please don’t be jealous of miss Susan. The Lord has made her secure in her bowels, even in old age. This is not too far. The bible must be stretched across every surface and shoved into every crease and hole.
As for LN’s comment… pupu on you!
Amen
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Why in the world would I be jelous of Susan? There is nothing she has that I want.
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I would be worried if there was, shan. I would be very worried if there was… OMG! Susan should have been in Epic Movie!
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Umm, maybe because she is an attractive Christian woman? That is always very appealing!
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How old are you to be finding an 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN attractive?!
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Ha ha epic movie was awesome! And Timmay are you saying your attracted to 80 year old women now? I’m kinda worried for you.
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Yeah. You worried for me, now I worry for you. You think an 80 year old woman attracts you. Next you’ll be saying even in death she was a SEXY ho.
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Do you mean in a sexual way? No. I’m not married, and if I were my wife would be the only person I would have that feeling for. I meant attractive in a grandmotherly, Christian sense. Some you want to curl up with in comfort and then have make waffles in the morning for all the siblings!
Praise be!
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You said she is appealing… and you usually don’t say someone is attractive unless they give you a boner, Timmay. Do you jack off to ‘her’ picture? You know you do. Don’t lie.
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Timmay you bad boy, don’t you realize lust is one of your sins? And listing after a 80 year old woman that has to be a one way ticket to hell.
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Ay, lust is one of the seven deadliest, I believe. And I think that not only is lusting after an 80 year old nasty, but the high possibility ‘she’ is actually a 15 year old boy…. Ewww.
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Appealing in no way suggests the disgusting sexual desires you are projecting. She is appealing as a wholesome, cookie-baking, Christian, woman. To wake up in the morning to the enticing smell of her waffles cooking would be divine!
Please do not pervert it!
Praise be!
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Ya know I have also wondered about Susan really being a 15 year old boy, she know way more about pop culture than any 80 year old should. And Timmay you backed yourself into that corner by saying Susan was a attractive woman. Should have worded different if you meant different.
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Or the enticing smell of her cobwebbed, dusty vagina in your face. Or the taste of her wrinkled lips on yours. The feel of your penis entering her anus… That is what appeals to you. And when her dentures fall out sucking you, hell, that’s just a plus.
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Oh fuck…. Damn. Shit. Wasn’t me… I didn’t mean for her to actually type it… Shit. Sorry! God! Ugh. I’m so sorry. Dammit!
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YOU TWO LITTLE WHORELOTS ARE DISGUSTING! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES AS WELL AS YOUR PARENTS, NEIGHBORS AND ANCESTORS.
I am not 15 you little whorelot tramps
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shannon I have actually tried to be nice to you, I have reached out to you and you insult me like this?
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Susan I though we were over the whole name calling thing.
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Susan, shut the hell up.
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I did too Shannon but you and your little emo friend have called me all kinds of names and insults.
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Well ‘Susan’, it’s only natural that people would insult you after you’ve insulted them and their way of life, so I don’t see the reason to be shocked.
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LN is 100% right Susan.
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OH I’m Sorry, I didn’t know that enjoying crapping was your way of life.
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Susan you know exactly what we mean and it dosent involve you enjoying your bowel movements.
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“Will LN the untrained monkey start figuratively flinging poo by making poop jokes?”
Will Susan finally reveal that ‘she’ is really a 15 year old boy who kills children and bathes in their blood, as well as admit to being a Scientologist?
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I think she prefers to stick with the truth, rather than your disturbing fantasies.
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LN if you had any kind of credibility I might be offended.
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hey susan you are a 15 yr old boy because rule #30 states
#30 there are no girls on the internet
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Apparently you’re offended enough that you continue to insult me sooooo….
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I have not insulted you in a long time, I mentioned you in the article as that is what you do. Anytime someone writes an article on christwire you come here and post rude insults to them. flinging poo is what you do. Prove me wrong go a week without posting insults to the authors here.
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#3 we are anonymous
#4 anonymous is legion
#5 anonymous never forgives
#6 anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
#8 anonymous is still able to deliver
#12 anything you say can and will be used against you
#18 everything that can be labeled can be hated
#42 nothing is sacred
#43 the more beautiful and pure a thing is – the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
and for you susan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5JsrO7378&feature=related
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“Will LN the untrained monkey start figuratively flinging poo by making poop jokes?”
So apparently that isn’t an insult according to you Susan? Wow, you’re truly fucked up in the head to think that anything you said ISN’T insulting.
How about this, you want me to take that bet? I’ll take that under one circumstance: you apologize for every nasty thing you’ve ever said. Full-on, make a new blog post stating that you’re apologizing to every person you’ve gone and insulted before. You won’t even get through half of the first damn sentence before you decide you can’t do it with a straight face and give up.
And apparently telling how you people are all wrong is shit-flinging. Well then, what the hell does that make you? I mean it, you want to say I do that, yet your entire side advocates hatred and wants to harm people. You enjoy it when someone dies, you enjoy it when someone’s oppressed, you hate it when a liberal or a homosexual is brought up in the news, you’re the lowest of the low. Hell, I’m willing to bet that you ignored the Norway disaster the moment you heard that a lesbian couple ferried over 40 kids to safety while they were getting shot at, just because of the fact that it was lesbians doing it. You ignore anything that’s good about liberals or anything good about non-Christian people, so before you go and say that the other side is lying, take a damn good look as to what you do, and tell me you aren’t the devil himself.
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“You ignore anything that’s good about liberals or anything good about non-Christian people”
maybe when liberals and non christians do something good other then leading the world down a path of sin maybe I will say something about them.
Why did none of the regular christwire authors write about the Norway tragedy? Out of respect? Why should we rub salt into thier wounds? What could we have said to make it better? If that concerned you why didn’t you write something about it? Were you too busy insulting the writers here? If it was so important to you I think you could have found the time.
You want to pretend to be high and mighty? What about when our writers create stories that are good and uplifting? Where are you with your little comments then?
The truth is you don’t care about christwire,you don’t care about journalism, you don’t care about anyone here (including Shannon or Claire), you are a god hater that has nothing better to do then come here and insult people you disagree with. If you didn’t disagree with us we would never see your stupid comments here.
You are a sad little pathetic fool that has suckered yourself into believing your a mighty crusader against the christian monster. You are nothing but a sad little 20 something that barely got through college and is so angry with your life and your parents that you come here and attack us.
You are a pathetic little loser and I am quite tired of listening to your whining.
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“maybe when liberals and non christians do something good other then leading the world down a path of sin maybe I will say something about them.”
You think EVERYTHING leads the world down a path of sin. You will flat-out ignore any of the good they do, JUST to insult them! I even saw Billings saw that FDR was a terrible president! How does that even work? You will literally just blame liberals and non Christians for ALL of the world’s ills, EVEN IF THEY AREN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
“Why did none of the regular christwire authors write about the Norway tragedy? Out of respect? Why should we rub salt into thier wounds? What could we have said to make it better? If that concerned you why didn’t you write something about it? Were you too busy insulting the writers here? If it was so important to you I think you could have found the time.”
I’m not talking about not making a post about it, because someone did. I’m talking about you all would be ignoring the lesbian couple that saved 40 kids, just because they’re lesbians. Hell, if anything, you probably would’ve twisted it in some, evil way, just because you’re all heartless people.
“You want to pretend to be high and mighty? What about when our writers create stories that are good and uplifting? Where are you with your little comments then?”
Oh yes, because telling people that a band is evil or that basic habits are sinful are SURELY uplifting stories.
“The truth is you don’t care about christwire,you don’t care about journalism, you don’t care about anyone here (including Shannon or Claire), you are a god hater that has nothing better to do then come here and insult people you disagree with.”
I don’t hate God or even Christians; it’s retards, idiots, and psychopaths like you that I loath. You aren’t a journalist, all you do is say bullshit about things you don’t like. You’ll lie and lie and lie and lie because you can’t stand people being happy. You’re just a miserable pile of shit that needs to cause pain and misery to other people in order to get any kind of satisfaction with your life.
“If you didn’t disagree with us we would never see your stupid comments here.”
No shit? You’re telling me that if I agreed with you, I WOULDN’T be telling you all how wrong and demented you are? WOW! What a fucking discovery! Who knew?
“You are a sad little pathetic fool that has suckered yourself into believing your a mighty crusader against the christian monster.”
No, I believe that I’m a guy who’s telling off a site full of trolls and retards and psychopaths and murderers and telling them they’re wrong for demonizing so much of the world and acting as if you’re some kind of ‘holy force’.
“You are nothing but a sad little 20 something that barely got through college and is so angry with your life and your parents that you come here and attack us.”
You’re nothing more than a bitter pile of shit that hates non Conservative Christian people with an enormous fury while blatantly ignoring the faults of your own people when they’re the one causing the most damage. ‘Oh my god! A liberal just revealed herself in a candid photo taken by the paparazzi!’ Yeah, well a conservative just came out of the closet after spending several years crusading against homosexuals after he was caught with a prostitute, which one is worse? The candid photo or the hypocrite? And it would shock NO ONE that you’d STILL think that it was the photo and IGNORE the hypocrite.
“You are a pathetic little loser and I am quite tired of listening to your whining.”
You are a piece of shit that needs to be flushed into a grave. Maybe THEN we’ll stop hearing about the hate you have for all of humanity as you burn in Hell and ask god why, and then deftly told because you twisted his words and didn’t follow them.
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AS ALWAYS- YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME.. THAT ONE WAS FUNNY SUS!
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Susan I felt led to read this because today in church I had to take a shit and it was hurting to hold it and listen to the pastor spew some stupid shit. So I asked my mom if I could leave and she said I wouldn’t be able to come back in so I went to the bathroom and took probably the top 5 best shits of my life. I felt so fucking good that I had to Spank the Monkey till church was over. And if enjoying taking a shit is gay well than today I’m now a flaming fucking faggot
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“Susan, shut the hell up”
Claire I thought we had moved on to being nice to one another as well. If your going to be mean I do not know if we can go forward with friendship.
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PEDOBEAR!!
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what is wrong with you?
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I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!
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Pedobear wins everytime.
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bet your ass it does! VICTORY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO C-C-C-COCAAAAAIIIIINE!!!!
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Yes, because being nice to people clearly means insulting their way of life and telling them that they’re wrong and they’re doomed to forever burn in hell, just because you don’t like what they do in their spare time.
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people are GUESTS here, if you do not like what you read here you are welcome to leave.
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no I have no money
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Yea but you should treat your guests with respect not hate, expesially if you want respect in return.
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NEVER do you see christwire authors going to athiest or whatever groups and posting very rude comments on their pages.
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And what does that have to do with anything? All I said is maybe if you went so rude we wouldn’t be so rude.
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You don’t see them doing that shit because they’re too busy bitching about them here.
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And there to scared about what might happen.
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Shannon I have tried to turn a new page with you, have I not? I have been very nice to you over the last few weeks, But then you and your pervert friend Lauren had a whole thread where you bashed Timmay, and called me names. You called ma a pubescent boy and disgussed many gross sexual acts.
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You have been lately I will admit, but look in general to some things you have posted. They may not have been aimed directly at me but they are still hurtful, think about that next time.
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Shannon our job here is to post articles on what we find to be wrong or sinful with the world. It is not our job to take into account the feelings of people who commit those sins, it is our job to tell them they are wrong and that they should be better people.
You are smart enough to realize this.
I am inulting the sinners, I am not insulting you. I am not doing it directly to you or anyone else, I am sorry if you think I am, but I am not.
NOW, lets review the things that you and your friend Lauren said about me DIRECTLY.
Here is what YOU wrote.
“Susan really being a 15 year old boy, ”
Here is what she said that you went along with
“even in death she was a SEXY ho.”
“Do you jack off to ‘her’ picture?”
“lusting after an 80 year old nasty, but the high possibility ‘she’ is actually a 15 year old boy…. ”
“the enticing smell of her cobwebbed, dusty vagina in your face. Or the taste of her wrinkled lips on yours. The feel of your penis entering her anus… That is what appeals to you. And when her dentures fall out sucking you, hell, that’s just a plus.”
Do you not agree that is disgusting and insulting?
Now I am willing to admit that you were not nearly as insulting as she was.
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So Susan, basically your saying it’s ok to bash me and my complete way of life as long as it is in the name of your god? Something about that seems horribly wrong to me.
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“Shannon our job here is to post articles on what we find to be wrong or sinful with the world.”
You aren’t God, and you twist the words of God to make things look evil. THAT is a sin.
“It is not our job to take into account the feelings of people who commit those sins, it is our job to tell them they are wrong and that they should be better people.”
You aren’t in charge of people, you don’t make their decisions, nor SHOULD you. You’re trying to interfere with the personal lives of people, just because you don’t like what they’re doing. If it’s harmful, then you have something, but you can’t say ‘but it’s harmful to their soul’ as an excuse. If someone wants to be a nerd, why not let them? There are people who make a living off of collecting nerdy things and selling them, so even if you don’t think it’s a job, it’s basically one for them. If they get out of control, then THEY need to seek help, YOU should never step into someone else’s problem unless they ask for your assistance in the first place.
“I am inulting the sinners, I am not insulting you. I am not doing it directly to you or anyone else, I am sorry if you think I am, but I am not.”
You aren’t doing it directly, but dear god do you love to throw everyone under the same blanket of lies you make. THAT is insulting enough that you can’t talk shit about people insulting you after you’ve lumped everyone together into the same damn pile so carelessly.
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“NEVER do you see christwire authors going to athiest or whatever groups and posting very rude comments on their pages.”
From a few of my YouTube videos:
“Stop trying to make cats look playful and innocent. These creatures will lead to death and disease. There is nothing funny about that!”
ChristWiredotorg 1 year ago
“DEVIL CAT!”
TysonBowersIII 1 week ago
“Stop trying to make cats look playful and innocent. These creatures will lead to death and disease. There is nothing funny about that!”
ChristWiredotorg 1 year ago
“What a horrible video. Cats are evil and of Satan!”
ChristWiredotorg 1 year ago
“This should be banned from the youtubes for being animal porn”
brucedanus1 1 week ago
“spawn of hell”
ChristWiredotorg 4 months ago
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Will you leave if you don’t like what you read here? Since we don’t all agree with your views, you must not like what you read, correct? So, feel free to leave.
See..you didn’t like reading that did you. Since your always “right” in your views…and those who disagree and wrong, and most likely sinners.
Yet, somewhere in your head, you know my statement is correct..though you’ll never admit it.
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We moved on to being nice to one another? That’s news to me, you ugly skank.
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Shut your sodomy hole whorelot
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Jesus is watching you crap what a perv.
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Any of my cattle look they enjoy that – they don’t get stunned. They motherfu@@@@@@s can suffer.
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It is important for the Christian man to make each BM as unpleasant and uncomfortable as possible, lest he be tested by the gay demon. Definitely don’t bring in reading material and let your guard down during this most dangerous daily task. Stay forever vigilant.
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The only men who fear that bowel movements will make them gay are the ones who are very deep in the closet.
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I would rather be stuck in the closet then have my dick stuck in another man’s ass.
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Ahahahahahahah That guy is such a homophobic/ closet queer.
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you find enjoying taking a shit sinful.
I find your birth, life, general existence to be sinful
with love x
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Hey, we all gotta take a shit from time to time. This has nothing to do with Jesus. Even He had to take a dump and it puzzles me that there are thousands of relics of the Cross and the saints but no turds of Jesus. If he lived for thirty or more years then there must be thousands of fossilised relics – enough for every Church in the US.
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PS When I get the urge when out ploughing I just pull down my trousers and shit on the spot. It is satisfying but it ain’t no fun. If my wife shits on me in the bedroom in private then that is our private thing that I ain’t going to tell this website about.
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By the way, what is the Best Church of God? That website looks pretty good to me. What do Christwire folks think?
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Susans a whorelot. XD
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