• Does Enjoying a Bowel Movement Make You Gay?

    August 7, 2011 4:28 am 88 comments

    Usually questions of faith are handled by other members of the christwire community, but a facebook friend asked me this in a private message and I thought I would respond to him on here.

    Dear Sister Susan:

    I am a man in my early 40s. I am married and have two wonderful kids. I have never had…”thoughts” about another man. But I am beginning to question myself. I know that the homogayness is a sin as the bible and countless christwire articles tell us. But I am worried. You see. Sometimes when I am not, shall we say regular. It can be days between bowel movements. And when I do have one I find it pleasurable and exciting. I have thought about telling someone but am ashamed to tell my wife, doctor, or pastor. What should I do? Does enjoying a bowel movement make you gay?

    Sincerely
    Rodney

    I didn’t know what to make of Brother Rodney’s question at first. Is this even something that we write about on christwire? Will LN the untrained monkey start figuratively flinging poo by making poop jokes? What does the bible say about fecal matters? As a woman can I really properly comment on the physical and sinful urges of a mans back door waste chute? So I turned to the bible for answers on defecation.

    The Bible greatly describes eating poop, God even commands Ezekiel to make poop bread (crap muffins?), it even tells us about the proper sanitary disposal of it and to bury your poop when in a camp so God doesn’t step in it at night. But nothing about enjoying it. except for maybe this weird verse: “My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him” (Song of Solomon 5:4).

    You don't like it and niether does God.

    So I have to look at what God tells my heart.

    He tells me that everyone has to poop. He made it so. But using the bathroom should not be a matter of enjoyment. Enjoyment comes from petting a puppy, looking at your children, or knowing your loved by Jesus. Not crapping out a brown baby boy. And any enjoyment is wrong in the eyes of the lord. Do not forget that Jesus sees all and knows all. Think about this the next time your using the bathroom. Jesus is there watching. If you are doing something wrong he knows it.

    I can certainly see why one would be worried about the threat of homosexuality in a situation like this. Homosexual fecalphilia is everywhere today. Liberal popular society tells us it is ok for to be open minded to underaged sex, gay sex, group sex, animal sex and bisexual sex. This imagery is insidious and invades our minds like a little devil on your shoulder saying “it is only one little penis, what will it hurt“?

    Well it will hurt you! Right in your SOUL! I say no to gay sex and no to enjoying your bowel movements! Do what you have to but please! Control yourself!

    Jesus is watching!


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    Susan B. Xenu Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings her spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. A widow, she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! "Sister Susan" has been a popular Christian author for over 30 years. She has written numerous books on the bible, as well as for Christwire and her own blog. She will soon be launching NewsOfChrist.com with friend, and pastor Chuck D. Finley. She loves hearing from fans, add her on Facebook or Twitter.

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