Emosexuality: What Does it Mean?
Emosexuality is a term which has seen so much use of late that it is often difficult to recall a time when it did not see wide ranging use in the common language. Despite this unwavering fact it has recently come to my attention that many Emosexuals do not fully understand and appreciate their place within this linguistic scaffold, which of course is no surprise given their lack of education, culture, and spiritual guidance. Given the recent unpleasantness we have experienced in our dealings with the Satanic BVD cult, you may have noticed their members (or Juggalos as they like to be called) make the foolish claim “there’s no such word as Emosexual”. Apparently these petulant whelps are “way 2 smart” to fall for our “liez”, because “BVB saved my live so they cant b sitanic”. It is for the benefit and education of this ‘lost generation’ (and that of their rightfully concerned parents) that I will now turn to the topic of Emosexuality, so that they can at least be cognizant of what it is that they are doing when they are damning themselves to Hell.
What is to Blame for Emosexuality?
During previous generations Americans were able to flourish under the strong moral custodianship of great leaders such as Ronald Regan and George W. Bush. Under that firm moral backing of more innocent times we were able to fully develop a stable emotional range; we were happy when we had cause to be, we were sad when something bad happened to us, and we had pride in a job well done. This happy way of life of course began to come unstuck for our children when the Communist Obama Bureau showed up on the scene, and insisted on removing religion from our schools to deny the young ones a shining light to guide them through the darkness.
All children must now be contained in a safe, secular bubble – G** forbid they should receive a kind word from the school chaplain, or skin a knee playing in the creek – they must be kept safe – OBAMASAFE! In this Democrat induced desolate moral vacuum it was supposed by Obama that the children would replace their reverence for their moral custodians with adoration for the graven image of comrade Obama as their State custodian – he was however mistaken. You see the lack of a moral backing in our children’s daily lives also led to a retardation in the emotional development of our society’s most neglected little ones, creating an entire generation of emotionally numb and isolated tykes. It should surprise no one that when sadistic Emosex pop bands began arriving on the scene and spouting their childishly simplistic faux emotional lyrics, that this ‘lost generation’ would be drawn to them like like vacuous moths to a homosex flame – with much the same results.
What is Emosexuality?
Emosexuality encompasses the full breadth of the Emotional Axis of Evil (EAE), and can include anyone from the Twilight bean flicker to the BVD Wicca – it is essentially a form of emotional masturbation. Put simply Emosexuality is the perverse sexual gratification that this ‘lost generation’ of scenesters receive from their emotional vampirism of Satanic transvestite idols. They vicariously and uncritically consume the manufactured and frequently histrionic emotional products offered by bands like BVD and Blood on the Dancefloor – yet like all things manufactured these emotional experiences prove to be ultimately hollow, causing extremely poor emotional regulation among their followers. For instance something as simple as a Christwire community bulletin can cause these children to screech shrill death threats like they were Muslims reading a Danish newspaper.
Under the tutelage of their Emosex demagogues this ‘lost generation’ is only happy when defacing community property (like our Facebook wall), they are only sad when their parents deny them the funds to purchase the latest piece of consumerist scenester garbage, and they are constantly prideful (seemingly at their abuse of the English language). They sass their elders, support one another’s dangerously homosex lifestyle choices, and they lounge everywhere like a smug infestation of cats that all good Christians long to kick.
How Can I Prevent My Child From Becoming an Emosex Loser?
The best possible cure is a good prevention, and the best prevention entails liberal applications of Vitamin G – no, that is not something you can buy in a bottle or a can, I am speaking of course about your child’s personal relationship with God. Comrade Obama may have turned our classrooms into a secular wasteland, but there are many more hours of the day in which conscientious parents are able to compensate for the State’s negligence – remember parents: time spent with a friend is time that could be used for receiving religious instruction! After school and weekends are ideal windows of time during which your child may receive their moral education through Bible study, Sunday school, supervised youth group activities (make sure there is no Catholic affiliation), Christian retreats and family prayer sessions. Parents may also wish to consider homeschooling for their child to avoid any malign secular influence – this may seem like an odious amount of work, but I guarantee that it is much more easily accomplished than ‘praying away the Gay’!
A Message to A Wasted Generation
DVB has not saved your life, they will not save your immortal soul, and they only ‘accept’ you as a viable business model. In short you are being exploited to make some fairly sinister characters obscenely wealthy at the expense of your place in heaven. I know that many of you will take this article as an attack, but it is not. I know that it will make many of you angry, and to you I say your anger is misplaced. What I offer up here is the hard truth on the off-chance that it may open the eyes of even one of your unholy number. I genuinely do not wish to see any of you basting in the juices of a stranger’s Satan scepter in exchange for the wages of sin to feed your black hair dye addiction. Andy Beanstick is not your friend, he does not need you to defend him, and he is probably a necrophiliac. Please ask yourselves just how much of your future you are willing to sell down the river in order to pursue this dangerous and sinful lifestyle just to gain the approval of a painted up muppet who will not be interested in you sexually until you are dead …
Christwire councilors are available around the clock to all young people seeking help – you need but ask.
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Author: Julian Taylor
3:24 pm
I remember ur face u were on the five o clock news for having child porn and molesting little kids! And u want us to listen to u?
Emo means emotional and I’m positive that emos will stand together and kick ur old ass and then sell it to driglorda just for the he’ll of it I mean do I look emo? No? Well I am! These bands give us hope and peace of mind! They stitch our wounds and teach us that bitches get stitches! Our music is our anthem there is no satanic meaning behind it! It’s about being who u are and to say fuck u! When morons like u and the others on this site tell us that we are evil! No my friends we are one rise with me and never give in we are the beautiful people, little monsters, freaks, we are ravers and we lobe every fucking minute of it! We are THE BLACK PARADE!
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3:44 pm
“Bitches get stitches”
LOL.
That just made my day.
Thank you kind lady <3
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5:06 pm
Bitches get Stitches is the name of a song by the most amazing mother fucker in te world, Blood On The Dance Floor/Dahvie Vanity.
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8:51 pm
Anything for u my dear friends! Long live the SGTC! To BVB to all u who know the truth about our music! CHEERS!
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1:20 am
what is the SGTC?
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5:40 pm
The Slash Gash Terror Crew! all the BOTDF and BVB fans usually freaks like me and others, and I fucking love evry moment of it.
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9:10 pm
all the girls are slash gash terror whores!
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10:53 pm
Well not to be an asshole,but I am a huge My Chemical Romance fan and that was the last reference and they are about as emo as my cat is a dog they are a punk band which most emos band as they are labeled actually are.
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3:51 pm
First of all, I do not know what this BVD or DVB is..(next thing we know you will be saying DVD; senile)I know what Black Veil Brides is. Second, all of you so called “Authors” need to actually do some research when you are going to write about something, did they not teach you that in school? Most likely not. Thirdly, Why you mad bro? Just because people are different doesn’t give you the right to a criticizer and tell everyone that they are evil, how do we know you’re not evil.. most likely you are because “author” on this site is hypocritical, judgmental, over barring, closed minded S.O.Bs. On that note.. I’m done with my rant…
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7:57 pm
They think BVB is called BVD and DVB XD how sad…
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4:01 pm
This is an attack, against democrats and more importantly Gays, you people are spreading lies, you people make me sick, its close minded assholes like you that make things hard for kidds, you act like you know everything and what everyone has been through, I don’t bitch when I do get a new pair of skinny jeans, I go and earn the money to buy them myself, and also BVB******** are not satanic, or vampires, you people are crazy, and homosexualality is not a goddamn choice! Why would we want to be fucked with and looked down on, you people are sick, crazy fuckers who interpret the bible in a totally negative and wrong way, you’re homophobic, racist, closeminded, sexist pieces of shit, and I will not back down from who I am to please your “god” I am me, no one can change that, I like dying my hair, wearing skinny jeans, studded belts, band shirts, make up and nail polish, fuck I look pretty goddamn good in a pair of heels, and nice in a dress to, you people are the fucking false prophets, so get over your selves and break a hip your old fucker, GAY PRIDE!!!!
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4:07 pm
AMEN! Praise Zombie Jesus!
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4:23 pm
Ummmm….. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
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4:40 pm
seriously dont you guys think youve upset enough people with this PARODY SITE it was created by 2 28 year olds with no life, just please stop youve upset and hurt so many people.
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1:35 am
if you baby crackers don’t like it stop reading it. You people are so stupid you deserve to be picked on.
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5:25 pm
listen here you so called christian, catholic fags STOP PICKING ON BLACK VEIL BRIDES AND BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR! you’re all just jealous because they’ve made something of themselves, they both have saved many lives including mine so get a life!!!!!!!!!!
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5:43 pm
Okay guys. This is ridiculous. How long are you gonna go on with this Necrophilia shit? That’s disgusting. You’re just jealous because BVB has a bigger following than you will ever hope for. They have loyal fans who are willing to stay on this site and defend those who they admire dearly. Your just intimidated by the massive numbers that we come in. The BVB Army isn’t going to surrender anytime soon! Never Give In! Never Back Down!
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7:02 pm
This has to be a troll site. That’s the only explanation other than the fact that you really don’t understand.
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9:50 pm
I hope so, I fucking hope so…
If there is a U.S. society that says the earth is flat, why not?
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7:02 pm
the more articles i read the more i laugh this website is hilarious, not infuriating.
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7:12 pm
FUCK YOU! HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? YOUR PRETTY MUCH KILLING INDIVUALITY! AND YOU WANT US OUTKAST, BRIDESMAIDS&GROOMSMEN OF BLACK VEIL BRIDES TO BE HOMESCHOOLED, WITH INTERNET…WHERE WE CAN STILL LISTEN TO ANDY’S AMAZING SONGS THAT GIVE US ALL THE POWER TO DEAL WITH MORONIC MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU! FUCK YOU VERY AND HACE A NICE IN HELL!
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7:48 pm
Ante noctem est super
Antequam dies es per
Quicquid feceris aliis
Veniet ad te tergum.
Ante noctem est super
Antequam dies es per
Quicquid feceris aliis
Veniet ad te tergum.
Ante noctem est super
Antequam dies es per
Quicquid feceris aliis
Veniet ad te tergum.
Burn in hell. You should not mess with the powers of necromancy or magik. Go and get screwed before something bad is cursed upon you.
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9:31 pm
BVB ARMY NEVER GIVES IN!
WE ARE THE UNHOLY,
WE ARE THE BASTARD SONS OF YOUR MEDIA CULTURE,
OUR MINDS, EYES AND BODIES WERE BORN OF YOUR EXCLUSION,
AN ILLUSION YOU HIDE BEHIND,
YOU DONT LOVE A GOD,
YOU LOVE YOUR COMFORT,
TO YOU WE ARE FILTH, WE ARE DIRTY,
SO BE IT,
WE ARE DIRTY AND UNCLEAN,
A CONGREGATION OF THE UNSEEN,
TOGETHER WE WILL SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE,
THIS IS THE NEW RELIGION,
AMEN!
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3:50 pm
I read this in Andy’s voice, lol.
Sadly so few people know this song. And even fewer realize they sing the truth(:
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9:30 pm
Repent children! It is never too early, nor too late to turn a page in your lives and become valuable members of society!
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9:33 pm
HAHA, YEAH, RIGHT! TO HELL WITH YOU!
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9:42 pm
ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! fuck off and die!
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9:44 pm
REPENT MY ASS! U MORON!
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12:09 am
You people say that people who listen to that type of music, rock music, are Satan worshippers. I have been Christian my entire life, and I happen to love rock music, and the band My Chemical Romance is my favourite. I like Black Veil Brides, too.
I know this is a trolling website, and a damn good one at that, but people actually believe that this is how some ‘Christians’ act and this is what they believe.
Christians and Christianity are already stereotyped enough, and this isn’t helping at all.
You seriously need to re-evaluate your lives. All you trolls do is sit around and pointlessly try to get a rise out of people. It’s annoying, idiotic, disrespectful, and completely immature. It will get you fucking NO WHERE in life.
So stop being assholes and actually go out into the world and do something productive, and someting that isn’t wasting everybody’s fucking time.
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12:21 am
Why are you such an idiot? I would honestly like to know.
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9:30 pm
we are valuable, and I find this site very offensive considering I’m a Christian and I love: Black Veil Brides, Blood on the dance floor, Falling in Reverse, and various other punk type bands
Ps: the bible says you should love and accept others, not derate and discriminate
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10:01 pm
Mr. Julian Taylor, before you write an article that has already been written, and that the original author was planning to rewrite you might want to use the search feature. If you had you would see that I already wrote this months ago.
http://christwire.org/2011/06/what-is-an-emosexual/
I suppose they say that imitation is the sincerest form flattery…but it is always best to find your own voice instead of borrowing from others.
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12:49 am
Damn grandma, he stole your kool-aide!
And he put a anti-obama stink on it.
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9:14 pm
then i guess im a bisexual emosexual freak? fine with me. BITCHES GET STITCHES! XD SGTC AND BVB ARMY FOREVER! ima be whatever i wanna be. im christan and sure as hell dont say anything about the bands in the bible does it? i dont care that im bisexual and that means im partially homosexual. DONT LIKE ME? GOOD CAUSE I DONT WAKE UP EVERY DAMN MORNING TO FUCKING PLEASE YOU! I AM WHO I AM IM NOT CHANGING! Get a life. you guys spend way to much time on here bagging on everything. i love black so what.. the guys i like have hair as long as i do! and its fucking hot. bi or not im christan and it dont say anything about bvb or botdf or bmth.
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12:40 am
bitches get stitches. thats all i say.
you wish you could change us.
im proud of myself.
botdf,BVB,mcr and many more have saved me.
what would you rather have?
me cut myself, cry myself to sleep, pray that “god” will save me but always ignores me?
or be happy with my music?
i hope that when you read the bible you read the part that talks about how your spouse to except everyone. (i know i know i read the bible SHOCKER RIGHTTTT?)
emosexual? haha
suck my dick pop it out like lip stick razor sharp eyelashes in death star black. wait i dont have a cock. woodefucking doo.
POITLESS SWAREING FUCK ASS SHIT CUNT!
love me? i know i know.
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12:52 am
BVB ARMY!
JSHFJDSHFJDSHFKJSDH FUCK YOU!
oh wait i love you… cuz i love everyone.
what would you do if i told you i read dirty ryden fanfics… cuz i do
oh and ryden is 2 guys.
do i even want to get into gay rights with you? nahh
is a proud little bisexual.
girls lick better then you do.
wow im so sexual.
HEHE
I HAVE A MONSTER IN MY PANTS! not really… im a girl.. how is that possible?
bvb did save me you know.
i almost killed myself
then there song savior came on and it make me think that someone is really there for me. and they are,
so before you go saying shit rember everyone they save.
love,
a proud bvb army member, ryden fanficer, bisexual, happy female.
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1:33 am
It is our music that saves us, not your god, we are forming our own counter culture to bring an age of acceptance and love, to weed out blasphemous hypocrites like you, I am bound and determined to dedicate myself to the music I love and was raised on, I would be honored to join the ranks of black veil brides, falling in reverse, bring me the horizon, suicide silence, motley crue and guns n roses, i live under sex, drugs, and rock& roll, I breathe it, it makes me happy, god never helped me, he took away the thing I needed, he took my father, my grandparents, my aunt, and put me a shitty situation, fuck you, fuck god, I live for today, and I deem for tomorrow, I see a revolution on truth, a true rising of youth, so burn us down as much as youd like, but just like a phoenix, we will rise from the ashes stronger than before, soo keep talking, you’re just reinforcing my point.
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12:32 pm
1 we are NOT iletterat and just because i cant spell that doesnt mean i am 2 the only brainwashed one is me when i believed in god and 3 god hates kittys really? And 4 botdf and bvb saved my life so SCREW YOU
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7:32 pm
i am tired of saying this it is BVB not BVD DVB VBD or DVD ok and its Andy BIERSACK!! is that so hard??? and it is possible to be a REAL christian (unllike u hypacriticle people) and like Black Veil Brides, Bless The Fall, and Falling In Reverse. so just give up…
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8:31 pm
Ahem. Actually, people who like bands like Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, & BOTDF aren’t all illiterate. We’re not stupid. Some people just use texting language a lot. I’m one of the examples that we’re not all stupid. I’m in all honors classes, I’m in marching band, math team, scholastic bowl, and spelling team. I’m not saying that everyone else is stupid, I’m just clarifying myself, and maybe some others, that we’re not stupid and we’re not troublemakers. And I barely ever ask my parents to buy me stuff. I buy my own stuff with the money that I get for holidays. So stop being so biased. We’re not all how you’d think.
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12:17 am
THANK you. Oh my God.
Stereotypes bug me, even if it is a troll that is spewing them.
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9:45 pm
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT, FIRST ITS BVB AND SECOND, WHAT THE FUCK, ITS MUSIC. IF THIS IS HOW CHRISTIANS HAVE TURNED OUT THEN I DONT WANNA FUCKIN BE ONE, ID RATHER BE ATHEIST, AT LEAST THAT WAY YOU DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT ‘EMOSEXUALITY’ MOTHERFUCKER, IF I EVER MEET YOU, YOUR GONNA WISH YOU HADNT FUCKIN CROSSED ME
BVB ARMY FOREVER MOTHERFUCKERS
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10:32 pm
This is complete bullshit,i mean seriously,all that these articles are trying to do is shove religion down our throats. Im emo but i look like a completely normal child,we listen to these bands because we like the music that they produce,and they touch our hearts.this does not mean that satan has possessed us,how fucking stupid can you get!get in our shoes and maybe youll understand what were talkign about!
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6:57 am
lack of education? or whatever you said! try telling tht to my levels! i laugh at YOUR stupidity! you guys think MEN are BETTER than WOMEN and you are racist! you are against all people who have the courage to be different! we stand up for somthing we enjoy! death threats WILL come from us! because YOU are the TRULY evil ones!
i hope you enjoyed my speach i tried to use things that you would understand
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5:53 pm
I’m not here to tell u you die or fuck off or any of that stuff, but please listen you have it all wrong. We are not losers. We are people. We may not believe the way you do but we have a voice and I want mine to be heard. I do not like what was said in this article because it is a bias report of opinions. I am (EMO) but emosexuality does not exist. To me it’s a made up sexuality made by you people to hurt us. You must feel so bad about yourself you want to take your feelings out on us. I have an education. I am top of my class. I’m not stupid as you wish us to be. And just because we watch Twilight and all the Vampire things doesn’t mean anything. Like I said we are people. We deserve to be treated like people. I do not like the fact u label us. I really hope that you will see the wrong in your article. What if I were to say all people who believe in God are retarded. If you believe in God you’re going to go to hell. And much more you wouldn’t like it would you. So don’t disrespect us when you don’t know us or understand us. And yes they can save our lives. I used to be a very vibrant brown curly haired girl full of life and then I realized life is not all fun and games so I decided to mature. and in doing so I was judged they said I was nothing treated me like nothing then I started thinking I was nothing I started turning away from God and blamed him for making me this way so I started going to different church camps and many things involving the church and I went to youth force last summer in Perkins Oklahoma. I met a girl a few years older than me named Natasha Davis. She changed my life. She treated me with respect and dignity and she introduced me to punk band. I thought they were crazy but once I got home I wanted to listen to one of the songs we listened to and I came across a band The Black Veil Brides. They saved me. They made me feel special again I regained my life back and I’m a better person for it. But realize this weather you like it or not we are here we have voices and we will use them so don’t sent an article based on your biased opinion because many will disagree with you, including me.
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3:54 pm
Never give in, never back down, never give in.
^lyrics from bvb<3
Just keep your faith and believe in all that you make.
^lyrics from botdf<3
Hey, fun fact, a 'Black Veil Bride' is a nun as she marries god in the catholic religion.
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