Gay Agenda Reaching Into Walmart’s Shelves
The gay’s know no bounds in their intestinal pleasure seeking and now America’s finest store’s morality is on the line. Walmart, I cry for thee.
Yesterday as I cried and wept over how am black named Obama ruined America’s perfect credit rating, I needed some comfort food to deal with all the stress and anguish. No longer can we just order up 100 bombers planes to rain peaceful death upon some terror-headed idiots in Saudi Asryia or even better yet Iraq or Afghanistan! I weep for our troops lost and wish I had the power of God, because I would fastball every hell scent curry terrorist straight into the Sun and laugh as their cries rang through space to my Holy Ears until they seared and seared and then seared more in Hell!
But I am not God and even then, I bet America cannot even afford to print out more Bibles for our troops to give to our pet nations to teach them our ways. This is a sad, crippled time for America, and just like a wounded zebra in the Sarenghetti, America is being targetted as limp prey in her moment of weakness.
And on the prowl, licking their lusting lips as they masticate with mouth-watering yearning for the innocent, the gay pride agenda.
Gay Agenda Attacking Walmart
My nephew’s birthday is coming up this week, so when I wents to Walmart I thought I would by him a nice gift. Though we are all stressed and wondering just how many countries we’ll have to invade to build our wealth back up so we can undo Obama’s damages, there is no reason for our childrens to be all upset. They should have carefree summers.
So I went to buy my nephew a bicycle, but then, horror.
Look at the sign, America! What is this? Huffy is now more than a bike name apparently! Why was this sign in my Walmart last night!
16 in bos invasion? Is that so, Huffy?! Hussy more like it! I am sickened about all this and I can read straight through the euphamism! Just know that next to the Smoldering Lake of Terrorists, Chef Satan is going to have a spicy gumbo boiling and the main ingredient will be rotten gay flesh you homo nasties! What’s next, the poopoo pleasure bucket seat with hooker lip snocker vibrations on your bikes! Sickos!
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Author: Abe
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6:33 pm
WHAT THE FUCK!! I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING WALMART!! I’D GET FUCKING HOMO GAY WITH WALMART IF I FUCKING COULD!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7:11 pm
Abe,
You are so on target with this one. Boys bikes don’t even have boy bars anymore! They are turning our young men to side saddle riding sissy pants with matching purple bike helmets and shin guards.
When we were kids, we rode our Schwin bikes without helmets and all this fussy-fuss. That is what makes America great!
I also noticed one of the kids in the neighborhood, following the mosquito spray truck, was riding one of those ‘banana’ seats. I remember those. Anyone that rides that ends up with a reason NOT to join the military!
Fantastic piece and thank you so much for keeping America true! Don’t let those colors fade.
Kind regards,
BB
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7:16 pm
I think you and Abe are one of the most FUCKING perverted minded people just cause a sign says something that can be taking perverted doesn’t mean it is you guys need to grow the fuck up
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7:23 pm
Oh look, a liberal.
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7:47 pm
We should round them all up and display them in zoos. Thank God they’re a dying breed, praise the Lord!
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7:49 pm
No your kind are the dying breed. Thank the goddess! )0(
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7:53 pm
Sex in the woods, possibly with livestock, does not make you a goddess, you poor deluded soul.
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7:57 pm
You really are clueless aren’t you? First off I live in the city, there are no woods for me to have sex in even if I wanted to. Second off, where in the world do you get that we have sex with livestock? That’s animal crulty. You are the one with the poor deluded soul.
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8:09 pm
Livestock is the word used to refer to farm animals. What would farm animals be doing in the woods?
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7:53 pm
Isn’t it the other way around? Aren’t Christians the dying breed? I mean, more and more people are saying how they hated being Christian and whatnot, so do you just live in a fantasy world where Christians are the majority, and specifically the kind of Christians that incite the murder of non-Christian people, much like you have done in the past?
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7:54 pm
We don’t celebrate birth control and abortion, and we don’t use babies as sacrifice in our churches, liberal.
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8:10 pm
We don’t celebrate birth control or abortion either, we just have those there in case someone is either raped, has something wrong with them if they give birth, or if some situation arises where the child wouldn’t be properly cared for and such. It’s the idiots who decide that they can just use that to fall back on if things go south.
And no one sacrifices children anymore, but you seem to have a never-ending blood lust for the rest of the world.
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7:30 pm
Abe, Blanche, are you like afraid to leave your house because everything is gay or something? I mean seriously the whole world is not out to get you. And if you think so, you may need psychiatric help.
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7:34 pm
Shannon, I agree. We should all be out fighting on the Christian front line!
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7:41 pm
That is not even close to what I meant.
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7:49 pm
With all those dark rituals your coven is involved in, no wonder you don’t even know what you mean, Sharron.
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7:52 pm
Your the one who makes no sense most of the time with all your crazy logic.
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8:13 pm
Lurlene, didn’t you say you wanted to murder someone because they were a witch?
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8:22 pm
Yea she has, repeatedly.
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10:27 pm
we are commanded to by the old testement, just be glad Jesus came along and ushered in the new testement to save yo sinners from a mighty stoning
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10:33 pm
You aren’t SUPPOSED to follow the Old Testament, yet you routinely use it as an excuse to continue your hatred of all things.
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7:44 pm
dude I was raised in a republican and christian household now I’m an athiest and the only politicians i choose are who want to benefit me and blanche when was the last time you got ur vag filled? you seem like you could really use a dick in hole
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7:48 pm
Thanks to liberal politics, they’re even giving discounts on prostitution, which should be outlawed, it’s a disgrace. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
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1:36 pm
Lurlene,
Didn’t Jesus spend time with a prostitute? Didn’t he help the woman and not judge her?
and isn’t prostitution outlawed already? Perhaps you live in a State which is more open and forward thinking. Surely you want these fallen souls to be helped and protected whilst they work. Ultimately another job might be preferable, but surely it’s the person’s right as a free American to chose what they do with their body?
Don’t you agree a safe and legal prostitution service is better and safer than the alternative, for both parties?
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1:19 am
Ok. We really hate to take sides on this one, but just to help end this arguement. Its their choice, not yours. Let them do what they do, it does not break your leg nor pick your pocket(Thank you Mr. Jefferson!) so LEAVE EM ALONE.
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7:50 pm
you know what we’re in a bad economy so why not give discounts on some dude wanting to pay to get some pussy
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9:49 am
Can I get the “poopoo bucket seat” in a Harley version??
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9:51 am
ooops….was all excited…I meant “poopoo pleasure bucket seat”.
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10:13 am
For a Christ org, you all are so unChrist like with your judgment, hate filled souls.
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4:31 pm
I wonder if those 16 inches were made in China?
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8:15 pm
wow abe, your a homophobic fucktard
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10:47 pm
Fuck WalMart, those motherfuckers went up on Grape Drink and Menthol cigarretes
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5:43 pm
*Applause*
I love your bravery! I can’t believe they aren’t at their computer screens with torches and pitch forks ready to kill you.
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11:18 pm
Wow, our Wal-Mart has a Caucasian only staff. We don’t have these issues.
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5:45 pm
Perverts.
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5:46 pm
You constantly stereotype gays as the pervs, but I really think it is the other way around.
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