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Gays Finally Accept Blame for Hurricane Irene: The Randy Gillis Confessional Letter
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gays to blame for hurricane irene hurricane ireneGays are horrible people who want to terrorize America with a giant backside flesh attack. They want to make it seem ‘normal’ for a man and man to lie together in the muckiest of sin, twiddling their Satan scepters all about each other and then completing their lust session with wedding rings. They want us to think it is normal for two dabbling Sallies to adopt children and teach them that being gay is ‘okay’.
If being gay is okay, then why was homofriendly Sodom and Gomorrah nuked with meteorites in the Old Testament? Why has so much calamity fallen upon America, The One nation Under God, since we have started allowing states to approve gay marriage?
Our economy is in shambles. Our culture, ruined with make-up addicted boys and female fanny misting daughters! Our kids sniff cracked cocaine at homosexual swap dress raves and the parents are too busy out getting high on the vodka-laden Trotskyism spilling from Obama’s parched, Kenyan lips.
But I tell you what, America, the day of wrath is nigh! We shall soon see what happens when gays are allowed to marry and the signs will be clear. New York will drown in the mustiest sloshings of gay marination. The rains of Hurricane Irene shall cause billions in damage, women and children crying as their pet puppies yip and drown as they float down the East River! The signs are clear and gays are to blame for all the horrors coming to you, New York.
And the gays confess that they know they caused it!
With lips perched in sassy defiance and floofed goo product coifed hair sitting smugly iconic, gays typically quip and laugh about their betrayals of morality. But what we have here today is a rare opportunity, a final proof that gays know they are causing the DOWNFALL OF AMERICA!
Gays know they are dooming America by their sugar plummed anal sins and they keep dancing about under the moonlight, vigorously rubbing their nasty bodies all together and wildly throwing back their hairy manes as they neigh and shimmy in the nastiest of ecstasy. These pagan acts and gay marriage orgies are angering God and the gays know it!
Today, my friends, proof of the homogay agenda. An insider has tipped us off to a letter purportedly written by Randy Gillis. Finally, you homoliberal lovers, you will see straight from the horse’s mouth that there is a gay agenda to cause God’s wrath to fall upon America. The letter begins:
In a way, I’m relieved that it’s over. It’s time to fess up and take responsibility. And for the record this has nothing to do with Pat “Mr. Tattletale” Robertson. Nor does it have anything to do with Rabbi Yehuda “shaking your male members” Levin. It has everything to do with being a standup Mo and doing the right thing. Yes, as we all know by now, the earthquake that tickled us a few days ago was indeed my fault, as is the current hurricane working its way toward the East Coast, as is the Will Smith/Jada Pinkett “situation” (don’t get me started). Well, mine and Patricia’s fault. We are apparently too much gay for this part of the country to handle.
The last gays to openly confess and apologize were power lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Portia di Rossi, who issued a video apology to ChristWire for their illegal clamdabbling offenses to morality.
An inside source tipped us off to this gay confessional. A person going by Randy Gillis has posted the most honest gay letter I’ve ever laid eyes upon. The content is not shocking. It tells what we all already know and now the gays are confessing, they are responsible for Hurricane Irene and in typical fashion, they are being sassy about it.
In that first paragraph, you can see the gays are trying to be ‘standup Maos’ and bring China’s communism right into your living room. Dead baby daughters, one child policy, gays raising them all. The little future of America will be commie pinko fairy harpies who dally in each other in the sin sprockets. You can see his words that confess to causing the hurricane and even causing the one decent chocolate Hollywood pair Will Smith and Jada Pinkett to break apart, no doubt the work of homosexual subversion. The letter continues:
It started innocently enough. It was Tuesday, August 23 and I was watching Michelle Kwan’s 1996 gold-medal winning long program on YouTube AND listening to Patricia on the phone talk about her upcoming burning-womyn retreat at the same time. I know, that seems like some pretty severe gay going on, but I honestly thought North Carolina could handle it, especially since god hadn’t really complained about us yet (though his people complain enough for just about any deity). We figured we’d get a written warning first anyway (that is standard policy after all).
Here we see that infamous gay sassiness and snark. Gays are dangerous because they have crafty mind and love to play word games, usually come up with as they sit at their little easy nurse and secretary jobs. Gays are duplicitous and downright vicious with words, yet we see they are making light of patent homosexual behavior and its these little nuances and patently homo sarcasm that really frustrates God and causes him to make these great weather maladies. And the confession continues:
As Patricia droned on about the “night of a thousand braless goddesses,” it happened. Michelle just landed her second triple lutz (SECOND!), and I started to wonder how her outfit would look on me. The next thing I know my entire house is vibrating like Rick Perry’s RentBoy pager (allegedly) and continued to do so for about 30 seconds. In unison Patricia and I screamed “Do you feel that! What’s going on! Gotta go!”
So now we see the gay has received an act of God. This was most likely right when God smashed the ground with 5.9 magnitude to get the attention of gay’s just like this. Do you think you can just imagine the busty leotard of a figure skater on a man’s body and get away with it. A night of 2,000 ogling mammalian flesh treats juggling all around females tongue laps and get away with it too! That is not going to make God happy and we see that gays think about things like this all the time and God sees it. He shook this man’s house just like he shook the White House, to get the attention of those in sin. Next:
When the vibrating stopped I turned immediately to the fastest news source I know….Facebook. Posts were popping up all over the place. “My house is shaking!” “Did anyone else feel that?” “Earthquake!” “So-and-so just answered a question about Randy.” I lowered my head in shame. I started doing that thing you do, you know, when you’re gay and there’s just been a disaster. I started to make a mental list of all the gay stuff I did that day. Surely it wasn’t enough to bring on an earthquake. I stopped when I realized that I was up to number 6 and that was BEFORE I got out of bed that morning (in my defense I was alone). But even so, that couldn’t be enough to shake the foundations of civilization, could it? I had to call Patricia.
When I finally got her to answer (what is it with lesbians and phone-trees?), I asked her what she did that day that was so gay that when coupled with my list, could cause the earth to giggle. I heard the words “vegan feminazis over 40 support group,” and then I just stopped her. My first thought was jeez, all that and we only got a 5.9? What do you have to do to get a real earthquake around here? Never mind, I think I know (hehe).
And there is one confession. 6 counts of gay before getting out of bed. Just take that number and multiply it by several thousand, then factor in the fact that New York betrayed America’s Constitutional obligation to keep marriage between a man and woman, as dictated in our Bible. And you can see why New York is going to get cleansed by Hurricane Irene.
The only way this Hurricane will turn around is if you drop the Gay Marriage Laws, New York. The clock is ticking and God’s got his hands primed on the water spicket, ready to douse you in the powerful winds of repetant’s tempest. Be warned, New York!
9:57 pm
They have finally confessed.
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2:13 pm
Haha, you bible thumpers can’t see the sarcasm in that “confession”. Clearly they have made a mochery of you and you made it even funnier by being convinced this is even possible! its called global warming you fool!
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10:00 pm
That Portia Di Rossi looks almost attractive enough that she could land a nice Christian man.
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5:57 pm
indeed, a win for the homogay agenda there
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12:35 pm
Susan, I have a question, could you explain to me what the homo-gay agenda is? I do not understand what that is… and I am a homogay myself… but never heard of the agenda until now…
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10:09 pm
very interesting to hear a firsthand account of god’s wrath. from the sinners themselves!
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10:28 pm
It’s all bullshit! I mean really come in people uvall need to get ur heads out if ur asses!
Hot debate. What do you think?
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10:41 pm
Hun, this is a troll website. Take every thing here absolutely below face value.
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10:48 pm
I know it’s fake but I like to remind myself that idiots are here for us sane ppl and our needs. I mean we all need a good laugh every now and then right
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7:20 am
Well I am sure most the people on this site are from the south too mainly Texas.
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7:31 am
You would be very, very wrong then. I happen to know that almost none of the Authors here are from Texas and very few are from the South. The South Eastern area, perhaps, but not the South. Stop your bigotry towards our Authors.
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6:01 pm
Indeed, I am proudly southern. From the true South, not the hippie/indian southwest. And I am insulted that you would lump Texas with the great states of the south such as Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tenn., and the carolinas.
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12:45 am
Hun, your face is a troll. How about you take your deranged orc cocaine bulging eyes and read this confessional from a gay:
http://weirdloadreboot.com/blog/2011/08/26/randy-gillis-apologizes-for-the-wrath-of-god/
Caught red handed.
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1:50 am
That’s a joke at your expense you idiot. The whole thing is. Gay people aren’t responsible for natural disasters, but that guy made a joke because assholes like you constantly say that sort of shit.
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9:29 am
L.N, are you so insecure that you’ll argue with people who are clearly trolling you just so you can be “right?”
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12:45 am
Are you trying to say a gay did not write a letter and confessed that gays are to blame for Irene?
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1:53 am
‘Confessed’ and ‘say’ are indeed two different things you idiot. The man ‘said’ this as a smart-ass remark towards the people who pin the blame on gay people for everything wrong that happens.
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2:02 am
Wrong. He gave a sassy confession. It’s what gays do and you’re just trying to defend them when they have been caught BRAGGING about causing this disaster.
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3:38 am
Riiiiiight. It’s not like there aren’t other people who blame natural disasters on homosexual people and this guy is making fun of them, that’s just silly!
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6:25 am
if its not ok to be gay, then why has god made me gay?
dickhead.
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7:21 am
See now that they wont replay to i’ve asked many thing and never get a replay i can’t think of why that could be. . . . . .
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7:36 am
What “replay” would you like to see? I have a great one from the 1986 Super Bowl that I’d be glad to “replay” for you. Will that make you stop posting inane threads and comments here? I will “replay” almost anything, if it makes you shut up!!!
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7:33 am
He didn’t. You chose to be a homogay.
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3:38 pm
How does one ‘choose’ to be gay? How does one know that they’re happy suckin’ on a dick compared to fuckin’ a cunt?
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3:41 pm
What sort of perverted, retarded question are you asking?
How does one choose to live in Kansas or Idaho? How does one choose to drink Pepsi or Coke? Gays simply choose perversion and to give into their lust, just like normal people choose to be proper.
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3:50 pm
What you’re saying, ‘gays choose to be gay’ is like saying ‘cancer patients choose to get cancer’ or ‘people of a particular ethnicity choose to be that ethnicity’. You can choose what you do with your life, but you can’t choose the things that happen to you or the way you are.
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3:53 pm
L.N. i like u ur so smart! oh and no homo since these guys think ill pork anyone i talk to but wit all due respect i find u very smart and kind
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4:31 pm
Unless you’re a guy, I don’t see how it’s ‘homo’ at all. Besides, these assholes think anything and everything is bad. If the government was left to them, women wouldn’t be stepping out of the house for any reason, and black people would be enslaved. It’s actually funny; they hold such hatred of women, yet they claim they aren’t gay, and they hold such hatred for non-white ethnicities yet claim they aren’t racist.
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4:34 pm
So now you’re saying cancer patients and gays are the same? I would never say anything like that. You really are a sick person.
Gay people choose to be gay. Cancer patients are the victims of a genetic manipulation we can only hope to cure in due time. What a sick person, LN.
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4:39 pm
“Gay people choose to be gay.”
As my friend (who is gay) said: “Why would I choose to be gay? Why would I choose to be a member of one of the most hated, discriminated-against groups in the world?”
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4:42 pm
Hey Adam, it’s called a comparison of circumstances. Gay people don’t choose to be gay, and cancer patients don’t choose to get cancer. Before you try to spin ‘you’re a sick person’ onto someone else, look at what YOU say. You’re the one who’s saying that situations that are beyond a person’s control are entirely their choice. It’s only a simple hop away from you saying that people choose to get cancer.
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4:47 pm
You know, you may flower up the prose of this conversation a bit, but what it really boils down to is Adam saying “Gays choose to be gay,” and L.N saying “No, they don’t!” Most of the time in discussions, we offer evidence if we make claims that aren’t immediately obvious.
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5:16 pm
um L.N.,……… im bi………. so yea. i have to clear it up or the morons will think ur my ” misguided lesbian lover”
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10:45 pm
“Most of the time in discussions, we offer evidence if we make claims that aren’t immediately obvious.”
So then why hasn’t Adam offered up evidence that people choose to be gay?
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10:45 am
Satan and Eve fornicated in the garden of Eden and ability for sinful thoughts and habits entered the human genome.
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3:41 pm
Bullshit. I’d ask if you don’t know how genetics work, but the answer is yes since you’ve tried to make a similar bullshit statement before.
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6:31 am
first ‘confession’ is trolled, love.
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8:06 am
What a croc of BS, this is for you bible thumpers, “And the Lord smelled the soothing aroma; and the Lord said to Himself, “I will never again curse the ground on account of man, for the intent of man’s heart is evil from his youth; and I will never again destroy every living thing, as I have done. While the earth remains, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease (Genesis 8:21-22).”
Get it? “account of man” not “gays”
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_York_hurricanes
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11:04 am
Jesus Christ, Mary, and Joseph love me. Get the hell out of my bedroom, get the hell out of my life. It’s time for y’all to sit down and shut the hell up and let people be themselves. The world is changing for the better, the government in our great country is beginning to accept all people as equals. I can’t wait until y’all get to heavens gates and God gives you the ultimate smack-down: HELL!
Y’all are doomed. Better start being nice to the “homogays”. Please excuse me while I go dabble in some “sugar plummed anal sins”.
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1:31 pm
This man is clearly insane guess what it wasn’t the homosexuals who had this earthquake come it was all the sinners like him and everybody else in this world. Its all the evil and hate all that God wants is for us to love one another no matter what race, sex or preference. To treat one another with respect and be the best person you can be. This man doesn’t know what God really is he has made who he wants him to be. Although he has a right to have this insane opinion. God loves us all. Pray for this man instead of hating him.
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6:05 pm
I am so glad that they have finally claimed the blame, maybe there is time for the east coast just yet
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unbelievable!
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7:35 pm
Is this website real or a joke? I can’t tell. If it’s real, these people who write the articles are completely insane in my opinion and there is absolutely no proof/backup to state that “the gays caused a hurricane”… ummm sorry but hurricanes are natural occurrences that no body can prevent. Just like being gay is natural and not something you can change. If everybody could just accept people as they are and not try to change them we wouldn’t have problems in our country based on “religion”. Gay people are people too, and deserve equal rights in this “free and equal country” called the United States. If you think hating a group of people in the name of your god is how you show your religion, you are NOT a religious person, you’re just a hater fueled by fear. I really hope that this website is fake because then I’ll at least know that these completely crazy, unsupported articles aren’t serious.
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1:53 pm
Haha…I bet it IS a joke. I’m certain of it. Being atheist myself and being raised in a Christian family…they don’t all act like uneducated haters. why do we even waste our time on here…basically trollin’ these haters? I mean, they sure as hell deserve it but we have to face the fact that they WONT CHANGE THEIR FUCKING WAYS…sadly…
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7:55 pm
So, yeah, Ima gonna go and suggest you made that up to inspire people to your nazi agenda. I am an atheist. Iam a Bisexual. I respect religion, and especially those that believe they have the right to convert, but not to condemn. I respect those that would not condemn me, and those that can see the lies you spread. But I will nott respect you.
The Bible claims God is omnibenevolent. How, then, can he hate?
The bible claims God is omnipotent. Why then, have us ” sinners” not yet been struck down? If there is a God, let me be struck down where I sit. What’s that? It’s not happenned yet.
I have no respect for you, and I sincerely hope this site is a fake. If not, then you go to hell.
And I will not be quiet as you run LGBT through the mud.
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7:57 pm
Looked you up. Parody. Ironically, you’re indistinguishable from some real christians I know.
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8:35 pm
When are you so sacred people going to stop your crap. Does it not say in the bible that ‘Let the first among that has not sin cast the first stone’. Please go into your own community and fish out your sinners.
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9:53 pm
Dear Princess Celestia,
My recent report on Christwire has confirmed that it is full of homophobic hipsters who hate society.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
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9:56 pm
This website is NOT COOL. Better get out of it in 10 seconds flat.
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9:57 pm
You are all hateful sick uneducated fools. I studied the bible in an esteemed university. WHY DON’T YOU STOP FOR ONE MINUTE AND CONSIDER THAT THE ENTIRE BIBLE centers around the middle East Israel Jerusalem Masada etc…WHY DID AN ALL-KNOWING GOD not mention people that lived in “AMERICA” Native Americans…or people who lived in SWEDEN NORWAY THE UKRAINE…NORTHERN TRIBES? BECAUSE YOU DUMB INBRED ODIOUS A–HOLES…THE BIBLE WAS A POLITICAL TOOL TO KEEP THE RULING CLASS IN POWER IN JERUSALEM. IT WAS WRITTEN BY RICH SCRIBES WHO WERE HIRED BY KINGS OF THE AREA TO INSTILL FEAR IN THERE SUBJECTS. AND GUESS WHAT FOOLS? IF YOU DO A LITTLE RESEARCH YOU WILL FIND 6 OTHER “MYTHS” THAT WERE WRITTEN BEFORE CHRIST (B.C) ABOUT A SON OF GOD WHO HEALED THE SICK WALKED ON WATER AND WAS RAISED FROM THE DEAD AFTER BEING MURDERED BY ENEMIES OF “GOD”. JESUS IZ A STORY THAT WAS VERRRRY COMMON AROUND THE CAMPFIRE BACK THEN BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW HOW TO READ 2000 YEARS AGO. YOU ARE ALL DOOMED TO LIVE HATE-FILLED GOD-FEARING LIVES. WHO CARES ABOUT YOU? I DON’T THINK GOD DOES. YOU ARE ALL TOO STUPID TO BE “SAVED”. I LIVE A COMPASSIONATE HONEST LIFE FILLED WITH SERVICE FOR THE ILL AND INJURED. I AM NOT GAY BUT I HAVE MANY FRIENDS WHO ARE. IT IS THERE CHOICE. YOU WILL ALL PROBABLY DIE OF CANCER FROM ALL THE PREJUDICED GAY-BASHING EVIL I SAID EVIL YOU ARE EVIL THINGS YOU PROMOTE AND SUPPORT. I HOPE IF GOD DOES INTERVENE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS HE DEALS WITH ALL YOU MORONS BY MAKING YOU ALL UNABLE TO REPRODUCE. YOU ARE ALL A DISGRACE TO SCIENCE AND PROGRESS AND THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE. P.S I AM A VEGETARIAN BECAUSE I BELIEVE ANIMALS ARE MORE INNOCENT AND PURE THAN MOST LITTERING MCDONALDS EATING CHURCH-GOERS. YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT THE F— UP. FOR REAL
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9:59 pm
Augh! Would you look at her mane! Susan B. NEEDS a makeover.
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9:59 pm
HEY! I thought I created that hurricane!
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10:00 pm
What in the hay?
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10:30 pm
Seriously, the minds of american Christians are scary. Many are such hate mongers who do nothing but blame, curse, spread hate and violence. No wonder the rest of the world dislikes us. They view us the way American Christians view Muslims. They think ya’ll are extremists bent on committing violent atrocious acts against weaker marginalized minority groups. You commit cardinal sins and justify it as the will of God.
I know through research that approximately 80% of all American women have been molested or sexually abused by American men. So what percentage of men have committed these acts against GOD, otherwise known as sin. If God were vengeful, why hasn’t he created some hurricane, caused their penis’ to rot off or created some other natural disaster to punish them?
The simple and scientific answer is – global warming. If you really want to help then stop driving your gas guzzling SUVs, get off your lazy asses and recycle. Start loving instead of hating. Peace and love fools.
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11:30 pm
so much for the other aspect of Christ as a forgiving and loving person
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11:38 pm
wait this whole site is fake?! (phew) that’s a relief
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4:39 am
OMG and god teaches us forgiveness???
You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. Matthew 7:5
Racist sinning bigots!
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8:28 am
First off, this message was writing by a woman…not a man. There fore its a LESBIAN. A woman with another woman, named PATRICIA. So morons learn to read and MAYBE just maybe you will eventually get it threw your head that gay people did not cause these events to happen, Many “normal” people lost their life’s due to this storm, the 11 year old boy that lost his life due to this storm was not gay..but who knows maybe you will pull some shit like those dumb asses who cut their kids heads off because they “might be gay”. Trolls Nazis whats the difference?
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11:03 am
Hmmm…Virginia, North Carolina…more known for religious fanatics than gays…NYC as some of you imply more known for gays…And which places got slammed by the hurricane while NYC’s end of the hurricane was a joke? By your own standards, looks like God was more mad at the religious nuts (insane people who hide behind religion for their bigoted beliefs and completely twist the bible for their own benefit to justify their fear and hatred).
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11:42 am
Being a gay man, I had no idea I had the power to cause a hurricane. I might need to do this more often..
You might want to rethink your beliefs if you think men can cause mother nature to attack.
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2:08 pm
I took this article as “Gay people are badass and can summon hurricanes and shit”.
Christwire has given me newfound respect for gay people, as I’m sure was their intention.
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7:28 pm
Is so pathetic and funny to see all this bunch of deranged lunatic, who belief that Adam and Eve manage to fuck soo much too create the entire population of earth, then if we take this as a fact we should consider that…. they aloud they children to carry on fucking with each other…. soo the can rise a generation of mongoloids…right…science and genetics anyone??? but wait a min this are the people who don’t belief in dinosaurs evolution etc… etc…they believe that Spielberg put them there to confuse us…lol….lol….anyway lest jump ahead in chapter where virgin giving birth..water becoming wine and thank to the crucifixion of a social communist who was hanging around with 12 blokes semi naked and fucking a whore while right ring imperialism and aristocracy was suppressing and starving the society of then…. and thank to some monotheistic religious crap created to control the mind of a bunch of hungry analphabet who coulndt read or write…. they start the greatest genocide and thievery in human history, yeah baby that was about right!!!! for not too mention the creation of slavery, racism and homophobia and the avalanche of hate they had against anyone who is intelligent in off not to belief the millions bullshit they read everyday….plus the ongoing destruction and segregation of entire circle of society and cultures spread around the world, thank to invasion and colonialism…and lets not forget the many wars that have been created always using the name of GOD….soo i feel very sorry to see and read that 21st century and we still have a bunch of idiotic morons participating and deeply believing in all this shit honestly….what the fuck…
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12:22 pm
This whole article is pretty hilarious!!
What’s even more hilarious is the fact that people are taking it seriously!
Thanks Christian America for thinking rationally!
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12:32 pm
Everybody needs to calm down! I love everyone! Am pretty sure I personally said nothing about gay was bad. In fact my best friend is gay. Ya I bet you didn’t know that did ya??
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1:45 pm
First of all, I think you, and the rest of your homophobic clones are absolute cunts.
I, myself, and possibly half of the other viewers of these bullshit articles, are either gay, or bisexual. So I think, you’re especially a cunt.
Do each of you ‘people’ who write an article have a special subject for you to bitch about???
Back on subject.
It IS in fact perfectly okay, fine, acceptable – whatever the fuck you DON’T wanna call it – to be gay. And bisexual. And anything you fucking well want to be.
And as for your second paragraph, the simple answer to that is, because you ‘Christians’ of Christwire, and whatever God you think would actually allow you to be such homophobic, judgemental cunts, are a bunch of bullshitting cunts, that, as I’ve repeated so many times on your other articles, use Gods name to big yourselves up so you can feel special enough to think what you do is OKay. Which, in case the shit ton of people who hate the fucking shit out of everyone on this website haven’t taught you, it’s not.
And as a lot of people have already informed you – that fucking letter was clearly full with sarcasm. S-A-R-C-A-S-M! But since you’re too stuck up your own arses – which have probably been fucked at least a gazillion times – to realize this and actually have took it seriously.
I’ll bet you’re all fucking gay cunts or lesbians and are too ashamed of yourselves for going against something your ‘God’ hasn’t actually said is wrong, so you waste your lives away by writing up this bullshit to piss everyone off.. ATTENTION WHORES, is all I have left to say to you.
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1:46 pm
First of all, I think you, and the rest of your homophobic clones are absolute cunts.
I, myself, and possibly half of the other viewers of these bullshit articles, are either gay, or bisexual. So I think, you’re especially a cunt.
Do each of you ‘people’ who write an article have a special subject for you to bitch about???
Back on subject.
It IS in fact perfectly okay, fine, acceptable – whatever the fuck you DON’T wanna call it – to be gay. And bisexual. And anything you fucking well want to be.
And as for your second paragraph, the simple answer to that is, because you ‘Christians’ of Christwire, and whatever God you think would actually allow you to be such homophobic, judgemental cunts, are a bunch of bullshitting cunts, that, as I’ve repeated so many times on your other articles, use Gods name to big yourselves up so you can feel special enough to think what you do is OKay. Which, in case the shit ton of people who hate the fucking shit out of everyone on this website haven’t taught you, it’s not.
And as a lot of people have already informed you – that fucking letter was clearly full with sarcasm. S-A-R-C-A-S-M! But since you’re too stuck up your own arses – which have probably been fucked at least a gazillion times – to realize this and actually have took it seriously.
I’ll bet you’re all fucking gay cunts or lesbians and are too ashamed of yourselves for going against something your ‘God’ hasn’t actually said is wrong, so you waste your lives away by writing up this bullshit to piss everyone off.. ATTENTION WHORES, is all I have left to say to you.
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10:28 am
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