God Hates Kittens. So Should You.
To gaze into the eyes of a Devil Kitten, is to sacrifice your soul to Lucifer. Kittens are the creation of Satan designed to embody his cunning spirit of disguise. Does a kitten seem playful to you? Is that furry little devil spawn cute and cuddly with a splash of wonder in its evil little step? Be wary my God fearing friend, for the hands of the devil are upon your soul if this rings true in your heart. The good Lord Jesus had nary a cat around him when he walked the earth. This is because their evil hearts could not stand his glorious purity.
Kittens today are prevalent in every corner of the world and are poised to take over the planet within the next twenty years. The prescience of Bob Barkers beautiful Christian heart tried to warn us about the creeping dawn of kitty Armageddon. Over and over again he asked the common heathen to spade and neuter their pets. Sadly, the word of God was yet again too cryptic and pure for the masses to hear. But what makes them evil? Where does the putrid heart of satan poke through this façade of cuteness? There are but a few ways to tell.
A dog will try to eat a cat. More importantly, a dog will gladly devour a kitten. Dog spelled backwards is clearly God. Dogs are therefore the left hand of God as is evidenced by the reverse spelling. The bowels of a dog are the same as a God fearing man and can purify anything that passes through it. The remaining excrement is pure evil and will be properly disposed of. The sounding bell of God’s Word is completely clear. If a Dog hates it, then so must we. Consequently, this is also why dogs don’t like Chinese or Russians either.
Kittens use litter boxes. No other creature would do such a thing. A good Christian would do his business in a toilet which is roughly round in shape. To use a litter box is akin to putting a round peg in a square hole. Except now it is a round piece of excrement in a square box. This is entirely incongruous in nature and goes against the basic logic of any creature on this earth. Only by the hand of Satan would a creature be willing to perform such an act. Furthermore, kitty litter is the sacrament of a devil worshipper. They eat it to honor their devotion to satan.
”The Kitty”, “My Pussy”, “Pet my little Kitty” are all references to the sin hole and rampant abuse of that sin hole on a woman. This is not mere coincidence. The good Lord above allowed me to wed and bed 14 different women in the past two years and through these trials I learned a very important lesson from Him. If you want to pet it, play with it and get all close and comfy with it, then it is probably evil and will do you harm. Satan uses any possible means to invade and attack the good heart of a Christian. The Kitty is the most devious and overlooked of his minions.
Have you ever met a woman with lots of Cats that also had children and a husband? There is a simple answer for this. She is a bride of satan. Having married satan, it is now her duty to raise and care for his kitten spawn until they are ready to attack the earth when the anti-christ (most likely Stephen Colbert) rises against humanity.
Kittens have slanted eyes. So do the Chinese and other nefarious characters commonly depicted in the minds of God’s children. Their almond shaped eyes have the ability to transmit satans message of hate.
The bible does not mention kittens, or cats. Simply put, they were never in the presence of Jesus or any of God’s disciples to make mention of in the holy book. Satan was well aware of Jesus’s lineage and ensured all his kin kept a wide berth.
Kittens become cats that are very independent. Being independent and unwillingly to rely on others is a common trademark among the unholy. Satans creatures must be this way for the constant force of God and his people lay heavily upon their unsightly spirits. Many pagans keeps cats as a pet because of this independence. It serves two purposes. First, it keeps their god close to their corrupted hearts. Second, pagans are too lazy and useless to care for a creature that requires attention, so a cat is perfect for them.
Remember friends of Christ, the only good kitten is a dead kitten!
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Author: Reverend Joseph Filigree
As a pastor to whores and harlots, I use my rod of forgiveness to release their sin holes of the demons that constrain them.
11:43 pm
Kittens weren’t even on the ark. Like Africans, cats hate water.
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Your words ring of Holy Truth Brother Weisz. I will consult with you prior to my next article on God’s message.
Praise be to HIM!!!!!!!
–The Rev
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4:25 pm
oh no help me a giant ball of fur is coming to eat me!!! agh no it’s not even up to my ankles and it’s pure evil!!!! get over yourselves you idiots. Kittens ain’t evil, Mexicans ain’t evil, retards ain’t evil, and gays ain’t evil, and Susan suck my dick, BVB army is pissed
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11:46 pm
And work.
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11:53 pm
And Nocturnal
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no blacks are nocturnal, good luck on getting them up before noon!
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8:47 am
You Susan are a racist so is the so called Reverend Joseph Filigree, August Weisz and Tyson Bowers III. You should all actually pick up a bible (especially the New Testament, you know the part Christians are supposed to follow because it has Jesus in it) every once in a while. One of the things Jesus said and stressed was “love thy neighbour” pretty sure he wouldn’t approve of racism as his basic message was get along with EVERYONE.
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9:51 am
Wow. I love the racism here.
Being an atheist, even I know you have to love all of gods creations.
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4:40 pm
oh shut up you hippies
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That is all you can respond “oh shut up you hippies” wow I am amazed by your talent for words (sarcasm there)
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8:48 pm
Alison Manson is the true racist on this page.
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2:17 am
I dislike black people for one time while in my whore years I was having intercourse with it, when I realized I got an STD I decided blacks are evil.
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2:59 am
FAKE
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2:39 am
GO FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKED UP LITTLE RETARD YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE OH SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING SELF-LOVING WORLD HATING GOD-HATING HYPOCRITICAL LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT NAZI WHORE I BET YOU FUCKED HITLER THEN HELPED KILL SOME JEWS THE WORLD NEEDS LESS PEOPLE LIKE YOU FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6:31 am
so now i’m black? i’ma so confudes… thought i was a nazi?
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12:02 am
Yes cats are evil, thus I stabbed one to death in my past! We will bring forth an era where Christ is the only word humans should know! We will have god condemn the non-believers! We will force people to believe in the wrath of god! We cannot let these foul homo-gay witches use these beasts bring forth corruption to other youth!
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Anthony
You are an evil little piece of crap. Torturing animals as a youth is one sign of a psychopath. I recommend that you seek psychological help ASAP unless you desire to spend your life in a facility for the criminally insane after you get caught for the slaughter of many people when you eventually go insane and claim to be doing “God’s work”
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10:32 am
No, I am no psychopath! I read these articles, the bible, and soon the Christwire book! I am no psychopath! God loves me and guides me to heaven. You’re just upset because I destroyed an evil creature born from what you worship. Get your evil self off this holy site. I will only pray for your soul.
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11:06 am
Gotta pay the troll toll…
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12:43 pm
Anthony
You utter piece of crap. You claim to be a Christian yet have clearly judged me. Are you God? I think not and as you are not God you have no right to judge me. The right to judge people’s worth is reserved only for God your bible says that. It also states Judge no lest ye be judged. Meaning those that judge others will be judged themselves. Insults really? Calling me evil. Whatever happened to love thy neighbour? One of the morals JESUS was big on there. Every thing of what you said SCREAMED religious nut soon-to-be psycho-killer. Yes I am upset you killed an animal, but that is because you killed an animal. That, by the way makes you more evil than me never having on purposefully killed something living in my life. If anyone’s soul needs praying for it is certainly is yours not mine. YOU EVIL PIECE OF RUBBISH, don’t you dare pray for my soul I don’t need or want people like you praying that “I get saved”
By the way at first I was at first just annoyed and now I am well and truly pissed off. Also it is highly doubtful you have ever read the whole bible cover-to-cover else you’d know about tolerance. For your information you didn’t show remorse after killing that animal which by definition makes you psychopath or at least a sociopath.
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4:59 pm
you are crazy and u are clearly the one that will be sent to the deep pits of hell. kittens are no evil and they are not the embodiment of satan. They are merely helpless creatures that tread this earth as we do. Say hi to satan in hell for me. U useless fuck monkey. :]
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11:49 pm
Oh dear, another hypocrite! How fun you Christians are! Indeed he will not go to hell, this is only because there is none, and neither is there a heaven. Everything happens now, he will live a long miserable life as God’s slave, not just that, his warped Slave Master drove him to his mad stricken state! This is the proof god is the true prince of evil!
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2:58 am
STOP CORRUPTING MY PICTURE!
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9:52 am
I’m not anymore I promise Susan, I don’t truly care to play with your profile/picture… so shut it.
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12:22 am
Ummm what is your religion? I am Catholic and I firmly believe that you are a psychopath.
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6:26 am
i cant wait until someone reports you for animal cruelty you pshycopathic little BITCH. anyone like you should be put in jail. one day, it will happen.
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6:32 am
introducing: god loves hussies and three legged turtles campaign… join now… IF YOU choose…. open to blacks, whites, oreints, iliterates, non ilitarest, semi-illiterates, jews, women, men, women-men, men-women, whores, non whores, dickless little homo-gay aphobe women hating losers pretending to be old ladies, and others… HELL, open to ANYONE who wants to join….
susan is portraying an old lady that is already dead and wrecking the poor woman’s image… I trust google way more than I trust crap wire…. try the new google image search
god and satin sheets loves us all
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9:36 pm
That’s animal abuse and illegal in your governments eyes. Your government is based off of religion. Therefore it’s illegal in regions eyes.
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2:55 pm
Are you serious? Does that make you feel ANY sort of shame or guilt for killing a organism that CANNOT fend for itself? Just for your unsupported “beliefs” or “thoughts”?…that just makes me sick…seriously. I’m not doubting the exsistance of God or Jesus, There IS a possibility that there COULD be something out there, but there is no solid evidence that these exist, only the THOUGHTS and OPINIONS of another normal human being. I’m not saying you are in the wrong for believing, Im only saying you are wrong for intruding on another organisms life, which is not human OR right. THERE IS a reason why people go to jail for these reasons because like anybody, EVERYBODY and EVERYTHING has a right to life, that started a longgg time before you were even born hun. This comes into affect even if some person does not agree, or if it’s not in there beliefs. Everybody has different beliefs and different perceptions, which comes from how we were raised, our priorities, ect, they are ALL factors and despite these factors, you have to look at the whole picture and realize in order to at the VERY LEAST be civil (being civil doesnt mean giving in to others beliefs, it just means coming to terms that everybody is different and respecting that) by not infringing on others rights cuz thats just fucked up….
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7:36 am
Susan. You are such a Nazi idiot. Get your mind out of the fifteenth century! I can’t believe you stabbed a cat to death you sick psychopath! It’s a poor, defenseless animal, and what you did is illegal for a reason you WITCH! You need help, BADLY.
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8:00 am
I’m no Christian but I’m pretty sure that in the bible it says to harm no creature.
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9:10 am
wow so now god has a wrath? god doesnt hate kittens!!! god doesnt hate anyone and neither does jesus or joseph or mary or any saint! because jesus was sent by god 2 tell ppl how 2 live by wat god says! n god never said to hate!!! so stop putting words in gods mouth and report some real news!!!!!!
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1:15 am
Ur name sounds like wazz! Which means to piss! But that is impossible! U need a dick to do that, which u clearly do not have!
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1:57 am
did you mean wizz? no one takes a wazz!
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2:22 am
Only real men take wazzez
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8:54 am
over in Britian “to take a wazz” means piss so no I doubt she meant wizz (wizz is short for wizard being a wizz at something means possessing an almost unearthly skill at doing something)
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4:43 pm
I can’t wait until England burns to the ground
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4:51 pm
Why would it burn down? England is just a little upset they’ll get over it. Plus with out the English, America would have never been created, so yea that was one really bigmistake that the english made, creating America!
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5:00 pm
Did you read this? It will answer why
http://christwire.org/2011/08/london-is-burning-why-god-hates-england/
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5:07 pm
I don’t need to I already told u guys off there so Im once again right, so yeah. Fuck off kiddo we know ur only 12 and in need of attention due to the fact that ur mother is a whore and is trading sex for drugs
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5:18 pm
Britain thanks you for saying it should burn to the ground after giving you our culture and language
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8:51 pm
THE BLACK ENGLISH WILL RISE UP AN END YOUR ANGLO OPPRESSION!
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7:52 am
Brits are so weird with their Doctor Whos, beans on toast, black puddings, blancmanges, haggis, fags, bangers (as if that doesn’t sound obscene)… One could go on for days.
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No, no…I’m pretty sure Suzy has a big, hairy dick.
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6:36 pm
Alison, I love you (no hetero). You should so add me on FB.
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6:39 pm
Sure just check me out, I’ll accept anyone that’s sane
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6:54 pm
I can’t find you…My username is alexanderr1228.
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7:08 pm
I’m the one with a pic of jayy Von Monroe holding a blow dryer to his head
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7:39 am
Yeah that makes a great sense.
http://funnyandspicy.com/love-between-cat-and-owl-incredible-video
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7:57 am
All I can see in that video are two well known representatives of Satan making plans for their majesty’s next mischief.
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10:50 pm
you racist cunt
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1:30 am
So… cats hate water, yes? The ark is safe and dry, right? I think cats would love it on the ark. And where in the hell did you pull the information about cats not being on the ark and why is it that you compare them to Africans?
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11:46 pm
My cousin’s cats would pee on my bed every time that I went to visit. If ever there was proof of their satanic origins, that is it.
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12:51 am
or maybe because you are a asshole and the cat can see that
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5:01 pm
i agree
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1:59 am
this is further proof:
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people dress up their cats for hollowween or just for fun….
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8:27 am
OMG that kitty is so cuuuute <3 <3
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8:56 am
The cat if anything is pissed off that someone has put that on its head. If it is proof of anything it is that the cat pictured above hates wearing a devil costume
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10:33 am
See these cats are born from Satan and deserve to die!
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11:16 am
see your an extremist retard
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1:36 pm
No, YOU’RE born from Satan and deserve to die, you senile old woman.
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10:20 am
Anthony
Cats cant put those things on them themselves. Their owner did it. He/she clearly looks pissed that it has it on. So if anything the cat doesnt like Satan. If he liked having that on then you could say tht he was from satan even though they arent. So go fucking die!!!! Specially cuz u killed an innocent animal.
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1:39 pm
What a cute cat!
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2:29 pm
This cat is my hero.
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2:46 pm
That cat is clearly a denizen of evil and among the most wicked of satans creatures.
Praise the Holy!!!!!
–The Rev.
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2:52 pm
How can you say that about something so cute and innocent?
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3:09 pm
Pagan Shannon,
It grieves my soul that satan has resorted to these measures. I once adored kittens too, but whence God opened my eyes to the dangers of the world… I saw kittens for what they truly were.
Be wary Pagan Shannon for your soul is not yet lost.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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3:13 pm
Please don’t pray for my soul rev, it’s n
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3:14 pm
Please don’t pray for my soul rev, it’s not lost I know exactly where it is.
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3:18 pm
I do too… It’s why I must pray.
–The Rev.
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3:29 pm
Rev geta life! I’m never going to convert back. I like where I am with my life.
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3:50 pm
Rev is dead. This man is defiling the name of Rev.
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12:29 am
Yeah, let’s put a devil-outfit on you and see how you react, bitch. It wouldn’t make much of a difference though…
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4:21 pm
ITS A FUCKING COSTUME, YOU OLD BAT SHIT CRAZY LADY!!!!
ITS A FUCKING CAT!!!! FELINES!!!!! IF THEY WERE TRULY EVIL, LIKE THE OTHER SHIT YOU WRITE ABOUT, WOULDN’T GOD HAVE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!?! ITS AN ANIMAL FOR THE LOVE OF RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!!!
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12:08 am
Thanks to marrying Claire, I had 402 of these abominations roaming my house, shredding my clothing and furniture and keeping me from consumating my marriage. With help from the Lord and a few Chinese restaurants, that number has dropped to 384. I don’t think she has noticed yet. We still have litter boxes in all of the 50 rooms in our house though. I have to put vick’s vap-o-rub under my nose just to walk in to my own house. It smells of pure evil cat feces and ammonia.
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12:31 am
Lol! U? Married? Hahahaha yea right! Lmfao! Shannon would stab u till u were nothing but meat ready to be fed to our little kittens! And is u still don’t get it if dog is god backwards then that means that dogs are the devil right? Plus it is said in ancient text that hell is guarded by a 3 headed dog! Cats are cats, all creatures are beautiful.
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2:01 am
except you,
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8:59 am
You evil person it is not right to insult people just because they disagree with you
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8:53 pm
Alison is a true racist black hater, do not belive her.
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9:11 pm
U have bored me, it’s sad to think that mexicans Germans idians jamacans and all the other races including black people have gotten over it but ur still that guy that still thinks this is the 30′s or 40′s I guess only white people call out the racist people. And like I said people who love thier race really don’t give a shit what other people say so yea congrats on being a fake and annoying!
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9:21 pm
You should apologize to him. You obviously hurt his delicate afro feelings. He likes white girls. He has flirted with just about every one of them on here but me. Maybe I am to old. When ever they turn him down he calls them racist. But he has already called you a racist so maybe you guys can make up and be good friends.
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9:39 pm
Unfortunatly ur right………… To militant Negro: sir I would never mean to harm good people only those here on christwire and only to piss them off and make them go away. I find u strong and bold to fight for who u are which I admire. I only used that man and his song to piss off the old fuck that we both apperently hate so dearly. I only like his song the “devil went down to jamaca” because it involves weed. Now sir, I advise u don’t come back to this site due to the fact that they fuck with peoples heads, u seem to smart to be here, and I know these people piss u off and I also hate them. I know that David is a racist basturd and probably likes this site. Now if u stay and continue to tell these people off like I do them I would be happy to see u around and tell them off. I do hope that u see that I don’t mean to be racist I’m just showing these people what they do only at an extream level. I do hope that u and I can stop an endless fight and just go on and Lisa off these morons.
Urs truly -
Alison O.G.J.V.T. Manson
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9:42 pm
Sorry about the Lisa thing I actually meant piss them off.
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9:45 pm
Oh that is so nice and sweet. You still had to stick an insult in for me didn’t you. I hope Militant Negro tells you off now
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9:58 pm
WHAT?
You are telling me that you think the old lady is racist. So you tried to make her mad by being MORE racist?
That is like someone trying to piss me off by being more black than I am.
My Uncle was lynched in North Memphis while they were singing one of his songs. He got away OK, due to some nice white people that helped him. But I still don’t like that man or his music. or the people that listen to it.
Old ass susie should do an article on him.
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10:00 pm
By the way I don’t hate any of the people on here, they are pretty funny but sometimes they cut a little to close to home. Why do you hate them?
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10:06 pm
Erm. If he was lynched, he was hung. Usually you don’t live. You were hung until dead.
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10:08 pm
Look I know I went to far and all but what do u expect don’t u see I’m a blonde whitey girl. And I hate them because they always hurt other people. And I think ur right about the whole Susan writing a thingy on Coe. I do hope I at least stiches a bit of what happened between us. And I really do think ur a strong and great guy.
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10:25 pm
Lynching is the act of attacking someone. Unless I am using the wrong word. He was attacked and they would have probably done more but was stopped thank god.
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10:28 pm
Alison I have to ask you something. Do you like chocolate?
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11:27 pm
Yes, yes I do
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11:57 pm
From my experiences of life in the ghetto, many black people have been racist towards whites. If a white person was to say something they would have been attacked by him. And truly this is not racism, this is what I noticed… I have been in a relationship with a black girl before I came out as a homosexual, she is a good girl, though her flaw was sticking to Christianity. Susan, I turn to you and describe why you are racist, you hate Asians, Canadians, and even the British! I even believe you dislike the Mexicans? You say you aren’t but you truly are, and this is what makes a Christian both a hypocrite and a liar, don’t even say that you will pray for my soul because I spit on all your prayers for they mean nothing but a cover up that ‘I hate you’ in a nice Christian way. I will say to you in a truthful non-cover up way, I hate you!
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2:21 am
Alison do you like whipcream?
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2:26 am
Lol, of course
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4:27 am
Wanna lick some whipcream off my big chocolate cock?
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11:00 am
Hmmmmmm not now, maybe in a place these people won’t go on about me being a whore but I am gonna say that I wouldn’t mind,
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5:23 pm
they already think you’re a whore, give them proof!
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3:45 pm
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HATE KITTENS ?! YOUR A FUCKING FUCKED UP BITCH. I’M A MOTHER FUCKING ATHEIST. I DON’T GIVE NOT ONE FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD. YOU ARE GOING TO END UP FUCKING DEAD. SOMEONE IS GOING TO END UP FUCKING SHOOTING YOUR BRAINS OUT. HOW THE FUCK TO YOU THINK BOTDF, FIR, BVB, TDWP FEELS AFTER YOU WROTE THOSE LIES ABOUT THEM ?! GO FALL IN A HOLE & BREAK YOUR FUCKKING NECK.
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9:23 am
susan plz stop hating ppl who have diff opinions! god doesnt want u 2 hate and if u really loved god u would not keep commenting on what others r saying and quit adding 2 the fire! im gonna pray tonite that u grow some patience and kindness and acceptance
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2:02 am
wait…did you just imply Bruce is having an affair with Shannon!!!!
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2:06 pm
Bruce is gay, how can he be interested in women in the first place?
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12:36 am
Btw the only place u can visit that has 50 room would be a mental institution. 1 thing s sure though Shannon doesn’t belong there only u do, and I tell u this because I care…….. (not really!) LOL!
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12:39 am
Mr. Manson, I never mentioned Shannon in my comment. I do love Shannon as a person and in Christ, but I would not marry her. I am married to Claire. Please read comments fully before going on unintelligible rants.
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12:50 am
Also, just because the trailer you live in only has 2 rooms, does not mean that a house cannot have 50 rooms. They are not all in the main house, but in the servants quarters and the two guest house out back. You are truly showing that you are not the richest, most powerful person in the world Mr. Manson.
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1:13 am
When i wake up tommorow and look to the house next to mine ur not there and the place cost $250,000 and uless u can put ur money where u mouth is then STFU!
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Mr. Manson, you truly are showing your ignorance of money now. If you do actually have houses in L.A. or The Hamptons, you would not think a $250,000 house was impressive. I live in Portland, OR, where the housing market is horrible and you can only buy a two bedroom/2 bath house in a not so bad neighborhood for that much. I paid $2.3 million for my house just outside of Portland, next to Phil Knight (Owner of Nike, in case you don’t know), but my house in L.A. or The Hamptons would cost upwards of $7-10 million. Please stop pretending you are rich and powerful, you are probably a very nice person when you aren’t trying to impress people with your lies. Shannon and Lauren seem to like you, and that leads me to believe you could be a nice person, but if you keep up this facade of being rich and powerful, you will just find disappointment in your life once everybody realizes that you lied to them constantly.
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1:48 am
It’s a quarter million every 45 days ok and yeah sure like if u had any real money! LOL! And the girls love ne because unlike u I do love them again no homo, and I have never lied except for that time in Rome, but he was hitting on me! Anyways, to lie is to hate and I don’t hate well actually I hate u and the assholes on this site. My money is true and my homes are true and the fact that right now i’m up and looking out to the Vatican city and u can’t even afford to think of this place just let’s me know that u are nothing but a spect of dust in my breathing space, u think u know but u don’t so stop lying to urself and to the girls! I came clean saying I’m bi, that I have a son and I have had sex with almost all my boy and girlfriends. I am blood related to Manson the killer and I love th idea of it! I came clean with u, now it’s ur turn tell them ur a lier and a fake! I will never give a false statement, and if I am wrong It will be the second time I was wrong! Now say the truth!
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2:05 am
Mr. Manson, if you want truth, read The Bible. Secondly, I have never lied about my life, if you weren’t so hateful, I would invite you to visit my beautiful home here, but I’m afraid you would destroy it, as that is the custom of ObamaCare patients like you. Shannon and Lauren are more than welcome however, since we have formed a “friendship” of sorts.
As for Vatican City, I have toured the entire planet with the exception of North Korea in a band I was in back in the 1980′s. I personally have a Platinum Record (yes it took 20 years to go Platinum, but it is mine) I don’t have to act like someone who knows about the music business, because I was in it for a very long time.
I hope you have fun in Vatican City, me personally, I found it quite boring and there was an air of homosexuality wafting everywhere.
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2:11 am
She is in Rome and has nothing better to do than fuss with us?
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2:19 am
Vatican city is a gem! I feel so welcomed and as for Korea been there done that had an oragy and what not. I’m not on Obama care and going platnium once says u suck going twice and more is when it matters. I also doubt that u were In any band. I would have known because I know all music. Your home is just a cardboard box at the corner of some sex offender neighborhood and u have no friends. U have lied so many times, ur starting to believe urself. God gave u nothing and he is fake just like ur house next to the dude who owns nike, so now then I had to say the truth for u. And well now all that’s left is for u to admit ur gay but that one can wait a bit.
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2:38 am
By the way, Mr. Manson, I am curious, is this house next to you that costs “a quarter million every 45 days” a rental, or is there a mortgage company out there that decided a person who makes less than $3 million a year could actually afford that payment? I looked it up, only 45 people in America make more than $3 million a year and only two live in L.A. and 1 has a vacation home in The Hamptons. If you insist on telling these lies about being rich and powerful, at least research a little bit first, we may have actually believed you. When you say you have houses in L.A., The Hamptons and South and East Texas, yet you don’t know housing costs in any of those areas, you are immediately labeled a liar. When I commented about the $250k house, your response should have been “I am staying in my mansion in East Texas”, then it would have been believable, but $250k every 45 days? Come on, nobody is that stupid. Come back to reality and we will accept you. As the kids say “you ain’t gotta lie to kick it”
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2:43 am
Mr. Manson, How many platinum records does your idol Jeffree Starr hold?
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2:43 am
No it is a home but the economy on this side is so fucked up that well they cut people some slack and I have enough to pay that house the one in mid and south Texas and 2 in new York and many others spread across the world. And I thought I put u on my no more talking to list so I’m sorry but go away now.
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2:47 am
6 @ scream records 6@ nothing records & 6@ interscope omg! 666! 6+6+6= 18 leagle age to have sex with older men! Omg he is perfect!
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3:14 am
Mr. Manson, Jeffree Starr’s single has sold 6 million copies. That is it. No album by him is platinum. Again, please research your comments before pretending to know these people and owning a record label or 6 like you claim.
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10:08 pm
Sounds like Bruce needs another lesson involving large penises, his anus, and no lube.
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12:48 am
Pardon me, Claire is what I meant to say I was thinking of Shannon due the hate I give her, and even so u call them both whorelots just because the have kittens or a cat? Look Betty, burnice whatever the fuck ur name is just leave cats alone and is they don’t like u it’s because just like dogs, they can smell fear and death! And lastly I’m a girl! I should post a picture of my vagina so u all get the picture! And yes I’m that blondie just like on my face book, i’m that same blondie girl. So go and clean ur pussy, burnice!
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2:17 am
“I was thinking of Shannon due the hate I give her,”
why do you hate her?
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2:23 am
Keep reading u old bitch!
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2:27 am
STOP INSULTING GOOD CHRISTIAN MEN AND WASH YOUR KITTY.
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2:39 am
Ha! Good Christian men? LOL yea sure u do know that as I correct u they are jerking off to a picture of Selena gomez and Justin beiber. And 2 cats wash themselves. See this is what happens when u teach Granny how to type.
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3:14 pm
Alison Manson,
As a Lady Boy you are obviously confused about your own identity. You parade around in women’s clothing yet you have man parts. God can see all your lies (so can Bruce), and so does any God fearing Christian such as Sister Xenu.
Join my flock, repent your sins (which could take several years) and save your soul.
Praise Jesus
–The Rev.
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8:56 pm
You need to wash the racist out of that fish smelling pussy an every where else Trailer Trash.
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12:49 am
Again pardon I meant the hate U give her! I love Shannon and she knows that, no homo………… Unless u want it to be
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12:52 am
Love you to Alison! I was lmao though while I was reading all that!
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1:10 am
Now on to tell off that hah that she is wrong about black veil brides and kiss!
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1:19 am
Shannon, You actually understand Mr. Manson’s ramblings? Perhaps you could act as a translator for Christwire then. That would be a helpful and productive thing to do her, and as I have said, I appreciate having you and Lauren around. You are both kind and interesting people.
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2:19 am
those two are growing on me as well
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1:24 am
U know the last guy who pissed me off, daddie had him shipped to some where in antartica. And o don’t like u! I’m a girl ok Betty? Gosh! Shouldn’t u go and play with urself now?
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8:58 pm
you mean that he hung that n*gg*r in a tree, thats what trailer trash do.
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6:16 pm
There are no trees in Antarctica. Just tiny little shrubs. If you want to try hanging someone off of one of those…well, good luck!
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1:41 am
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2:24 am
evil snake cat
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9:00 pm
It’s mouth looks like trailer trash’s vag
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12:39 am
Granny Bitch scared poor kitty. If I had to deal with her, I’d hiss too!
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5:58 am
your all deluded
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7:32 am
And yet they have a nyan cat jesus on the front page i guess that mean this site LIKES cat’s and Kittens. way to go there.
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8:04 am
The only good cat is a skinned cat.
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8:33 am
WHO WOULD DO THAT?! Kitty’s are so cuuuuuute <3 <3
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9:08 am
The only good bigot is a dead bigot
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6:07 pm
why would u say that about an innocent creature
YOU SIR R NO SON OF CHRIST
HELL IM NOT A DAUGHTER OF CRIST EITHER SORRY IM NOT A ROBOT LIKE YOU!!!!!!
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9:15 am
My kitten.loves water. She swims in the. Pool
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9:01 pm
while it is raping ducks
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9:47 pm
LMAO. Proof of who you are! No, my kitten does not rape ducks.
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9:58 pm
Why would you want to rape a duck? Negro, I’m beginning to think you really are a weirdo.
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10:04 pm
He’s one of those guys into zoophilia
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10:10 pm
Yea that’s some pretty messed up stuff!
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9:45 am
Seriously…this website is a joke, right ? lol
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9:47 am
Nope. Serious as a pink poodle.
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9:46 am
We are having youth group discussion this Sunday on the dangers of cats. We’ll be using this as Holy text, Praise to the Reverend.
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2:53 pm
Praise be to you Brother Delco!!!
The evil and devious nature of cats is a powerful weapon that satan wields.
–The Rev.
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9:59 am
FUCK YOU! Its a cat. Cats aren’t made by the devil. Just because a cat got scared and clawed you, doesn’t fucken mean the thing is evil. You scared it.
And you know what, I don’t fucken blame the cat at all.
All you’re trying to do is make it seem like you’re right. In all of these stupid ‘articles’ that this whole ‘site’ is writing.
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10:02 am
Ok Cats are not evil. No animal on this earth is evil, and if there was one wouldn’t it be the snake rather than the cat? Snakes are mentioned as the bible as the very creature partly responsible for corrupting mankind by leading them into temptation and eating the forbidden fruit.
As for Dog spelling god backwards yes that is of course true but a mere coincidence. Dogs do not hate cats they dislike trespassers into their property, and is what most dogs see cats doing unless brought up alongside cats. If this was true all rats would be stars and should be treated that way rather than vermin.
Also crapping into into a square container that is larger than the cat is wrong because crap is round? In that case both my dogs are and were (1 is no longer with us) also obviously spawn of Satan, between you and me they crap in our rectangular garden most of the time. Not all cats eat litter. I’ve had three cats none of whom actually ate from their litter box or for that matter used the thing at all preferring to crap outside. I have also known of dogs who have used litter boxes.
Yes, pussy may be a reference to a vagina but that is hardly a “sin hole” if it was then your god would have a problem with people reproducing rather than being the only hole you claim he approves of using. If this was the case you should (along with those on this site that claim to take the bible word for word should stop reproducing which will make the world a better place).
I doubt you have been married and slept with 14 different women in the past year. If this is somehow true it means that you have gone through a marriage and divorce/death almost once every two months. As you claim to be a reverend surely you’d know that the wedding vow is “till death do you part” If you actually stuck to this it means that at least 13 of your wives have died roughly two months into the marriage. Which is something the police would look into. One or Two wives dying is unlucky but 13 is suspicious. If you were found innocent the time range you have set for 14 weddings is unrealistic it doesn’t leave much time for grieving. If you went through that many divorces you’d be broke and again the time frame doesn’t leave any time for attempted reconciliation and searching to find the next soon to be ex-wife. You’d have to have been cheating on your wives to manage to find that large number of women to marry in two years. You Idiot.
As for cats not mentioned in the bible this is more than likely only due to the fact they were regarded highly by the ancient Egyptians. Also there is a lot not mentioned in the bible that you seem to cling to (such as the bible actually only stresses that it is wrong for a MAN to have SEX with another MAN, no mention that being gay and not actually acting on it is wrong or lesbianism is wrong) and a lot that is mentioned that you seem to ignore i.e. Love thy neighbour. hate the sin not the sinner (you’ve only got that one half right you need to work on not hating people)
Independence does not mean nor has it ever meant evil. Most animals can be independent when needed and can rely on others when possible/necessary, cats included. Most pagan religions respect the earth and ALL CREATURES on it. Therefore are highly likely to care for an animal when needed. Plus Christianity is based on a mixture of pagan belief systems including the Jesus Myth look up Dyonysus Osiris or Ra. (A fact I have to say gives me pleasure in stating) The teachings of Christ were altered to allow an easy transition from the Roman belief system to the original Catholic belief system so you “share” many traditions with a vast number of pagan religions. I know that sounds like something Dan Brown would say but it is genuine fact look up some of your traditions and most of them will show a pagan similarity.
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10:09 am
I researched some information presented in Dan Brown’s novels… he thoroughly researches, i’ll give him that.
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10:30 am
Be-gone, Voice of Satan.
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10:32 am
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la I can’t hear you, Voice of Satan.
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10:35 am
I wear a symbol of life, you wear a symbol of death. Tell me again who is evil. Christianity steals much from Pagans
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1:25 pm
Yes, I am clearly the voice of Satan, as shown by my tolerance of ALL people (except intolerant ones) and not filled with hate for the world we live in. Oh, wait a minute aren’t you Christians supposed to believe that Satan hates everyone and everything about God’s creation? In that case I suppose I can’t be the voice of Satan. You go under the banner of Christian when you are clearly not. By the way, in case you are as idiotic as you seem, I was being sarcastic when I agreed with you. I AM MOCKING YOU
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2:56 pm
Jonny,
God created the earth 6000 years ago and if I started reading your post then, I might be finished by now.
God has granted me the gift of patience and tolerance… Though I dare not tolerate the evil kitten, or your disgusting rant about something that has nothing to do with God’s work.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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4:34 pm
Not really. You haven’t been given “the gift of patience and tolerance” you have said yourself that you haven’t read the entirety of my post, which is something that and accepted that if you had the gift of patience you’d have actually have read all 716 words of my post (6000 years to read 716 words? Really? Then you obviously wouldn’t have time to read more that a few words of the bible in your life). If you were tolerant you’d have accepted my right to an opposing view without calling it a disgusting rant.
As you seem to have trouble with the definition of patience and tolerance I shall define them for you:
patience [pey-shuhns] Show IPA
noun
1.
the quality of being patient, as the bearing of provocation, annoyance, misfortune, or pain, without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like.
2.
an ability or willingness to suppress restlessness or annoyance when confronted with delay: to have patience with a slow learner.
3.
quiet, steady perseverance; even-tempered care; diligence: to work with patience.
4.
Cards (chiefly British ) . solitaire ( def. 1 ) .
5.
Also called patience dock . a European dock, Rumex patientia, of the buckwheat family, whose leaves are often used as a vegetable.
tolerance [tol-er-uhns] Show IPA
noun
1.
a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward those whose opinions, practices, race, religion, nationality, etc., differ from one’s own; freedom from bigotry.
2.
a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward opinions and practices that differ from one’s own.
3.
interest in and concern for ideas, opinions, practices, etc., foreign to one’s own; a liberal, undogmatic viewpoint.
4.
the act or capacity of enduring; endurance: My tolerance of noise is limited.
5.
Medicine/Medical, Immunology .
a.
the power of enduring or resisting the action of a drug, poison, etc.: a tolerance to antibiotics.
b.
the lack of or low levels of immune response to transplanted tissue or other foreign substance that is normally immunogenic.
(Both definitions taken from dictionary.com)
Humans have been around as a species for 50,000 years there is lots of fossil evidence to support that. And again I politely ask you to stop praying for my soul. I don’t want the prayers of those that can’t accept my beliefs.
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6:04 pm
It’s a well known fact that archaeology and anthropology are two different sects of satanism.
You should be proud of your ability to cut and paste. Original thought is only granted to a true believer in Christ.
–The Rev.
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11:34 pm
I am a creative and intelligent person. Also in a world as old as the one we live in there is no such thing as an original idea.
The “cut and paste” as you put it is actually called referencing. I include the source of any information that I add to support my argument and only copied the definition word-for-word as I was under the impression that you would doubt my definition, which indecently is the same as the dictionary definition unlike yours
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11:40 am
If you have to tell people that you are creative and intelligent, then the converse statement proves itself.
I pray for your soul!!!!… And brain.
–The Rev.
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7:01 pm
My brain is fine. I have a vivid imagination, I am good at writing creatively, two things I have been told by various sources. I am also a second year University student on a creative writing degree, I am actually studying the creative process. If I was not intelligent I would not have been able to get into university in order to take a degree. As a student I understand fully the importance of referencing and it has therefore become a force of habit when backing up my point with evidence and quoting a source.
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3:09 am
Coaxing the satanic rod of hatred to be inseminated with the germs of insolence is what you do.
You’re about as creative as blank paper on a rainy day without an umbrella.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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11:24 am
So I coax the satanic rod of hatred by not hating people who do not share the exact same beliefs as you?
So what you are implying is that I spread hate by not hating people. That seems impossible to comprehend
The only “hatred” I have shown is towards your intolerance and hatred of anything or anyone who doesn’t agree with your very closed and specific world view.
As for not being creative “Reverend” your simile doesn’t work. You can mould a piece of soggy paper to take on any form. Where you see just a soggy piece of paper I see a whole world of possibilities.
If you doubt my creativity because of my occasional avoidance of more complex words you are a fool. A point or image can be more easily expressed with simple words. It is the arrangement of words that matter not the length or complexity of the word. Only someone who has no understanding of the power words can have feels the need to attempt to appear intelligent by using far more complex words than necessary. It almost always in fact gives the opposite impression.
You are about as much as a Christian as the schizophrenic who sits alone in the asylum talking to his chair who he claims is God and demands ice cream with added locus be brought to his God (A Chair) immediately.
You call yourself a reverend yet you spend your time preaching hate and intolerance. If either of us is spreading Satan’s message it is you. I again respectfully ask you to stop praying for my soul it doesn’t need or want it.
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9:02 pm
God damn honkey, your comment is longer than the article it is related to.
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11:36 pm
I know right. I tend to get carried away occasionally whilst writing also I backed up mine with facts that can be proven whereas the article does no such thing just relies on blind faith
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11:41 am
The only thing blind is your heart Jonny.
I pray for your Soul!!!
–The Rev.
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7:06 pm
My heart is fine and well meant. I have often sacrificed my own happiness for that of others. I help out those less fortunate than myself all the time even if it means I go without the things that I want. Reverend Joseph Filigree I ask you again politely to stop praying for me, my soul and my brain or anything else belonging to me, I assure you they are fine and don’t need want or appreciate being prayed for. I have lost count of the number of times I have asked you to stop praying for me
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10:29 am
Praise Jesus for allowing these truths to sound their clarion call throughought the World.
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10:44 am
http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html
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12:16 pm
Guess who practices ritualist cannibalism and symbolic blood letting, thats right! Christians!
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2:11 pm
A purr is just a warning that the peace will soon end and everything around it will be scratched.
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2:35 pm
Excellent. Can’t wait for it to all end because you religious are too arrogant.
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3:01 pm
Atheist,
As a proclaimed atheist it would be in your nature to deny the existence of any higher power. Why is it then that you feel the need to speak on a Christian forum?
Atheism is not Activism. It is the lazy soul of a disheartened poopie mouth.
I will have my Flock pray for you Atheist, but it would be like praying for a rock to become a bowl of moldy jello. Even if the prayers were successful, you’d still be useless to the world.
Praise Jesus!!!
–The Rev.
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3:47 pm
Dear Atheist,
I don’t think you understand what this website is about. Read more articles. Read between the lines. Then I shall burn you for all of eternity as recourse for your blaspheming.
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3:54 pm
Wow, I think my IQ just went down after reading that article.
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4:19 pm
Future3,
It is clearly impossible for your IQ to go down after reading the words God has given me to share to you. If anything your intelligence has been raised and the Lords work is upon you. It is probably because satan has taken hold of your soul for so long that the words you read seem harmful.
I pray for your soul!!!!
–The Rev.
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8:36 pm
lol, wut? no I’m pretty sure satan isn’t in me,maybe you should take a look at yourself first.
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1:31 am
future3,
I am pretty sure you are part kitten. We all know what God thinks about that.
–The Rev.
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5:05 pm
excuse me mr. rev, but i cant help but notice that you are wasting your time preying for souls. Nobady soul need praying for. Get a life.
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5:57 pm
My life is spent in servitude to the will of God. He grants me the wisdom to speak on his behalf and deems it necessary for me to pray for your lost degenerate hearts.
I pray that you see the light!!!
–The Rev.
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6:02 pm
You need psychological help! It could stop the voices you say your hearing.
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6:05 pm
I hear voices…. :/ I just don’t claim it’s God whispering in meh ear…
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6:07 pm
That’s different. At least yours don’t claim to be the all might powerful trying to control people in the name of religion.
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6:09 pm
Last time I heard voices in my head I relized I left my iPod on an I was listening to Marilyn Manson
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6:13 pm
Lmao Alison. No, Shannon. Mine just yell in my ear, Get the f**k out! I don’t think she hears. Yes she f***ing does!
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6:14 pm
My dog talks to me, does that count as hearing voices?
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6:15 pm
No. That counts as having a gift. Mine is more curse :/
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6:18 pm
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6:25 pm
Easy enough to tune it out…. whilst destroying my ears
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1:41 am
I hear only the one and powerful Voice of God as it echo’s through my heart and loins.
PRAISE JESUS!!!!!
Kittens will be the death of you Pagan Shannon.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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8:44 pm
It echos through your LOINS?! Nope, that doesn’t support that God is a rapist. He also didn’t have non-concensual sex with a thirteen year old.
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1:32 am
zac,
I PRAY for souls, I don’t PREY on them. That’s what satan has done to you.
–The Rev.
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1:43 am
Didn’t we Christians borrow some rituals from the pagans? We do move a plate around gaining donations right?
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2:36 am
FAKE SUSAN COMMENT ABOVE
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2:43 am
It’s true, Christians borrowed many parts of Pagan beliefs and used them in Christianity. This act is called hypocrisy and is the reason why your religion is based off of lies.
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8:46 pm
BAHAHAHAAHA! But it is true you know….
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7:15 pm
Fake Susan, where else would you put money? Did pagans invent eating and wearing clothes, too?
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12:43 am
Gosh, those Pagans are so barbaric…But you should see Christians! I heard that they kneel in front of an instrument of torture and devour the body and blood of a man who died on said instrument of torture. Sound familiar?
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This site is the absolute finest example of trolling I’ve ever seen. I comgratulate the random group of college friends that decided to make this and pose as “Susan Xenu” and “Brother Anthony”. Legit. This fixes my bad moods every time. Hats off to y’all for making so many people angry.
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9:04 pm
What the fuck is a “comgratulate”?
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9:44 pm
It’s a typo. I meant congradulate.
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9:49 pm
*cough* congratulate *cough* Damn, I relly need to have this cough checked!
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9:50 pm
*really. darned a keeps sticking
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10:00 pm
U make me smile and laugh, ur a great friend and I love u!
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12:39 am
We are not college friends, we a friend in the fellowship of Christ.
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12:44 am
Will u and august please rove these highschool pictures and place a pictuter captuing it creepy pedophile apperence
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1:05 am
You know we had our disputes in the past, I admit I have been hiding my lesbianism for quite some time. I would love to see what you have… I throw away my Christian beliefs and will throw around my nanners!
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1:12 am
Granny are u……………… Hitting on me or trying to get a friendship out of me or…… I’m …. Kinda ……. Lost I guess? what happened?
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1:17 am
I want to feel what it’s like to be with a woman, I always hated myself, I always was afraid of being a homogay. I want to be with you Allison, you are truly what I have been looking for.
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1:16 am
Wow Susan didn’t know you had that in you! Congrats for coming into the real world.
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1:53 am
Pagan Shannon,
That is obviously an imposter. I had hope for you to be a member of the flock someday, but it obvious now how you fell in to the grasp of satan. Believing EVERYTHING you read is an easy way for the horned devil to ensare your soul.
The bible is the only book you should trust.
I pray for your soul!!!!
–The Rev.
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4:14 pm
Um it’s called sarcasm. Do you take everything so seriously?
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1:17 am
That is a fake Susan!!! There is no link to her facespacebook or twitster accounts.
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1:21 am
Please tell me it ain’t her! Bruce u freak of nature please for all that is BOTDF, tell me she is a fake because I mean I really hate Susan but if it is her then….(gulp)…… I will live up to my promise and love her as another woman……… BRUcE U Basturd tell me she is a fake!
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1:25 am
So you do love me? I think I will love you back forever, I promise. Be with me Allison.
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1:29 am
No no no I mean I…… Idk Im the crazy druggie from LA and ur a granny from Idk where but I hate u and u hate me it’s the only way of life!
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1:32 am
Yeah, I suppose I should quit Christianity since I am now infected with being a homogay now. I guess I will have to go and find places where I can satisfy my sexual urges.
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1:37 am
Whatever butters ur brand muffin Granny, but I’m a whole other level of bisexual ok I’m a no no. yea that’s it ur to sweet and nice and jesus-y for me I’m more of the young craY bitch Linda girl.
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1:39 am
I know that now Allison, but your face is still pretty to look at.
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1:44 am
Um…. Thank u? Um still lots of single ladies out there! Woo yea! Christian ladies yea!
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1:55 am
Mr. Manson, I know we have had our problems too, but please do not fall for fake Susan’s advances.
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2:01 am
So she’s a fake right…….. RIGHT!
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2:28 am
Yes, Al. This new “homogay” Susan is a fake. You can’t click on her name and get sent to the facespacebooks of the Real Susan. Do not fall for this trickery.
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2:35 am
Thank u Betty u may return to ur porn
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2:43 am
Thank you Brother Bruce for warning the heathens. It seems that I can not get a decent nights sleep without some pervert tarnishing my good name.
ON Monday I will be having a VERY STERN talking to with Habib Patel the IT guy. It is unacceptable that faking ones name is so easy.
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2:45 am
Susan, why do you panic so much?! Are you afraid that your image that is so fake over this website you made will be ruined?!
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2:46 am
See, Mr. Manson, this is why I do not respect you like I respect Shannon and Lauren. I offer you help on this “fake” Susan problem as an olive branch of friendship and instantly once it is figured out, you go back to insulting me. I don’t appreciate that. As I said recently in a comment, if Shannon and Lauren see good in you, I believe them. I respect their opinions, not their beliefs, but their opinions, so I was willing to give you a second or fifth chance, but now after this assault on my name and claiming false things about my lifestyle, I don’t believe that we can be friends anymore. Are you schizophrenic? You ask me for help one minute and the next you are calling me by a different name and defaming me, you need help.
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2:50 am
Then do not call me mr. Al Manson I am a girl and if u accept I will back off some what
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3:25 am
Alison, I agree to your conditions. I will call you a female, if that is what you prefer, as long as you call me by my God given name Bruce. If we can agree on this, I will be polite to you, like I am to Shannon and Lauren now, but I will still call you on your mistakes, which you have equal opportunity to call me on mine (I make a few, I will admit that). Is it a deal?
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3:33 am
Alright Bruce and when u do call me out I will politly agree to disagree or agree in anyform I too agree. Thank u, Mr. Bruce
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4:34 am
I will admit that this friendship between us is only due to Shannon and Lauren. I hope we can have a similar friendship, I see glimpses of humanity in you.
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12:45 am
your the biggest rascist crap-head on this site, wrinkle
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1:39 am
Praise Jesus Brother Winkle!!!!
The fellowship of Christ has the armor of Faith, The Sheild of God’s Love, and the Sword of His Almighty Word!!!! (I’m quoting myself from last week’s sermon)
–The Rev.
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7:32 am
You wrote an article about evil KITTENS. Yeah, I don’t think so.
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11:44 am
Your words simply make the one’s I speak echo through the canyons of wisdom.
I pray for your Soul!!!
–The Rev.
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1:58 am
Thank you Brother Filigree for warning me that some one was pretending to be me. I see that some we are dealing with a new type of angry emosexual. One that is smart enough to fake ones account but as Brother Bruce noted is still not smart enough to properly pull it off.
Well I will say that atleast one of them is intelligent enough to actually be able to write like a human being instead of a self cutting ape.
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2:02 am
Hello Susan, it is I the Antichrist, I attack your name. You Christians make me laugh extremely hard! I spit on you mortals, and no I am not simply an emo. There is no purpose in harming myself. In fact I spit on emos for being so suicidal, they waste their lies and take the cowardly way out!
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2:10 am
Wtf dark father? U scared th living shit out of me!
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2:13 am
I apologize Alison, it was quite humorous, did not realize you would become scared of someone who probably cannot walk anymore.
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2:22 am
………ugh……… It’s fine u just tell her that k!
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2:26 am
I am my dear, in fact she made an article on it trying to send blame upon you.
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3:19 am
I can still walk and I will kick your prepubescent little ass you punk.
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2:04 am
So ur my bitch right? I mean the bitch I hate or the other one that wants to get giggy with me?
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3:21 am
So I try to make friends with you in real life and you insult me and spit on me but this little pervert
comes and pretends to be me and you want to be friends with it?
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3:27 am
Look I promised as long as it breathes and accepts me for me, the I will love them fir them! That is the rule!
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3:51 am
the real me has tried to be your friend but NO
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3:58 am
Bruce is more like it, he accepted me as Alison and I accept him as Bruce and we now politly agree to disagree or agree whatever the case may be.
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2:48 am
That’s very good! May God be with you!
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3:01 am
O My God! May God be with you!
http://www.abercrombiehcouk.com
Abercrombie & Fitch,A&F,Hollister,Abercrombie Fitch,Cheap Abercrombie and Fitch clothing!
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4:07 am
Dear Reverend. ….. MA VAFFANCULO!!!
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4:22 am
Your on drugs…& I have a kitty ^.^ it’s black & furry & likes to kill things…it attacks my dumbass dog a lot XD haha…maybe it can kill you :3 or maybe I can set the you on fire with the Black Veil Brides army
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7:11 am
*You’re
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1:47 am
I’m on my iPod & the auto spell correct sucks dick XD haha…I actually have A+ in spelling
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5:41 pm
Mine likes to sacrifice babies of Christians.
Our cats should chill some time xD
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5:12 am
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
http://www.anon-vpn.it.tc
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12:57 pm
KITTENS ARE EVIL?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WTF is wrong with you people?!
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1:20 pm
i question their sanity.
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1:17 pm
Militant Negro,Susan B. Xenu,Reverend Joseph Filigree, You people are crazy, god wont want you, if you killed something, You shall not murder. well there goes your ticket to salvation! this is why people arent turning up to church anymore, unless your american, in which case, you’d probably try and kill anyone who didnt. soooo again ticket to hell for you, you, and you.
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2:13 pm
kittens have sharp teeth and claws, and they are selfish. Just like vampires and werewolves. Do the research, kids.
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2:40 pm
Some one has been watching Twilight haha what a prick
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4:19 am
Haha…yes! I wonder if that douche is team Edward or team Jacob XD
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4:02 am
Their attitude really is the problem, Rev.
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3:47 pm
No, YOUR attitude about amazing bands, & FUCKING KITTENS. it a the problem. MAYBE IF YOU GUYS QUIT FUCKING BASHING ON YOUR BANDS WE WOULDN’T BE LIKE THIS. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE.
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10:17 am
This article is about Kittens. Your satanic band “BVB” is a transgender attack squadron for satans homogay agenda.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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4:09 pm
You people are sick! Anyone stupid enough to think cats are evil and the spawn of satan…has to have been the offspring of a brother & sister or cousins or something! What dipwads!!! It’s people like you that give Christianity a bad name! I bet when you end up in hell…you won’t find any cats…they’ll be in heaven with Jesus!
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4:11 pm
You are the most ignorant people on this earth! You give Christians a bad name! When you end up in hell…which you will…I bet you won’t find one cat there!!! They’ll be in heaven with Jesus!!!
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5:41 pm
This site is an evil, judgmental Joke
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5:50 pm
Lol
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6:46 pm
What I luv da KITTIEZ! Claire will be pissed!
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11:45 pm
i read this after i did tons of drugs and had sex.. mmmmm yeahhh
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12:08 am
What…The…Hell.
R U FOR REAlZ?
I pray for all of your SOULS that this site is a trolling page.
Please.
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3:19 am
i am lost..so allison is a guy, militant negro is an angry black man that cant get over something that never happened to him personally, bruce is gay but hates allison and susan is just an old bitch that is afraid of death and is trying to constatly please her “god” by being fucking nuts..did i miss anything..oh yeah the rev is out of his mind
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5:09 am
haha I loled at this its pathectic theses people are desparate to make everything an anything sound evil
fucking freaks
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12:40 pm
This isn’t a real page right?
If it is there are some messed up racists fucks up in here.
These people must be insane to think kittens are evil. What are tigers and leopards like, super satan? Ridiculous.
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1:17 pm
i am a Nazi i cant hold it in anymore ALL HAIL HITLER ALL HAIL HITLER.
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4:16 pm
Okaaaay… So this article has officially made me decide that this is clearly not the place to look for good Christian advice on things… This is crazy, biased, and extremely racist… I cannot believe a Christian leader would say such things about other human beings, and about one of God’s most precious creations…
When sin came into the world, the lion could no longer lay with the lamb– thus, animosity was born among both man and animal, and life became imperfect.
And the Bible doesn’t mention a lot of animals. Where do you see giraffe in the Bible? This whole article is a hyperbole
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5:40 pm
Thank god. Someone smart on this website.
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6:14 pm
Witty as a pancake.
–The Rev.
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10:21 am
You clearly need to go reread your bible and pray some more.
Wash your mouth out with soap and feel bad for being a blasphemer then the Lord might forgive you.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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5:39 pm
How pathetic.
You say cats weren’t on the arc?
What do you call tigers and lions? Felines in general were on the arc. They’re evolution led to a house pet.
Hey, wanna know something funny? Felines are given deep respect by Catholics. They are the guardians of the gates of heaven and guardians of the dead.
Do some more research before you start preaching things you do not understand.
Just ’cause ya got scratched by a kitty cat, or a cat ate your hamster, doesn’t mean they represent the devil, dumbass. Reptiles are the puppetts of the devil, hence THE SNAKE, maybe?
Don’t post stupid shit just trying to get views on your website. It’s dumb as hell.
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6:13 pm
Catholics aren’t Christians. That’s a fact.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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12:38 pm
Catholicism is the oldest branch of Christianity out there it is the branch from which all other Christian off-shoots spread. Based on the same original composition of the bible slightly different translations
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8:01 pm
you people are fuckin dumbasses!! cats are not of the devil get ur facts straight!!
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12:51 pm
Excellent references and it is impressive at how poignantly you articulate your argument. I can see why people listen to you. You must have a significant education for a 12 year old boy that nobody likes at your school.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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10:57 pm
Haha. I was going to condemn you but clicked on “praise” on accident. Guess what? My computer froze! Maybe “God” is trying to tell me something…?
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11:49 pm
You are a wicked denizen satan baby. If you were to condemn me… well, it doesn’t matter because you hate jesus.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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7:07 pm
“Satan Baby”? Oi, don’t get kinky now! It’s enough that you’re screwing little boys behind your altar.
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12:05 am
Really, why you gotta be hating on poor little kittys! They’re do sweet and soft!
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4:49 pm
yeah did god tell you that?
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11:52 pm
God told me that you are 14 years old and 8th grade was really hard for you. Most likely because you’re socially inept and not very smart. God will still love you regardless of how dumb you are.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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9:58 am
You believe God talks to you that is a classic sign of schizophrenia might want to check it out before massive mental problems occur
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10:36 pm
Hey bro, y u trollin doe? Did the whole ‘love thy neighbor’ thing backfire?
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7:15 am
This is way too stupid. Cats is just cats. I got maybe 20 of them roaming my farm and they are holding the rats in barn to good account. They ain’t allowed in the house just in case they is really evil though.
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6:23 pm
Jesus was married to Mary Magdelen, there is no such thing as Satan and humans were created by extra terestrial beings that most people call aliens. Don’t bother with damning me to Hell; Earth with you people is Hell.
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7:14 pm
Oh, and did I mention that Christmas, Easter, AND Good Friday are all Pagan Holidays?
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11:47 pm
You forgot to mention that your Denial of God and blatant disregard for his teachings makes you a whore of satan.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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6:56 pm
I really wish you would actually read what I said before damning me. I didn’t deny God (partially due to the fact that there are several). I denied Satan. Don’t pray for my fucking soul. You want anything and everyone who isn’t just like you dead. You remind me a lot of Hitler, you know? You hate everything you don’t understand and do away with what you can. You’re not Christian. You’re not even Atheist! You have no religion! Christianity is NOT what you think it is.
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10:56 pm
Kittens… really? Wow I have nothing to say but one thing. THIS SITE IS PATHETIC. >_< First 2 of my favorite bands, now kittens? What's next?
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11:45 pm
The fact that your brain is infected with satan would be the first thing. After that, prayer and a good regimen of repenting.
I pray for your soul!!!
–The Rev.
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2:24 am
I think the next thing are mexicans.. oh no wait! they have all ready messed with them, yhea, you are right. This site is quite pathetic. By the way which are those 2 bands (I bet one of them is BVB, just guessing).
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1:13 am
Rev, do you have to put I pray for your soul!!!! -thee rev at the end of everything? But will god still love me no matter how gay I am?and the dumb thing yeah in another article you people said god hated retards, or the dumb, pretty fuck up I think
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8:20 am
A most excellent article surely inspired by our Father in Heaven. Any one of you who doubts that cats are evil, ask yourselves this? Did our savior Jesus Christ own a cat? NO! Did May or Joseph own a cat? NO! Who owns a cat? Lady Gaga owns a cat! Lady Gaga as we know is a supporter of un-Christian homogays and is the very embodiment of degenerate evil just like the High-Priestess of Satan, Lady Gaga. Therefore anyone who owns cats are degenerate and evil. If kittens were good, Jesus would have had one, and he didn’t, so there!
PRAISE JESUS!
Your brother in Christ,
Rev. Billybob Cletus
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7:14 pm
Besides, of course Jesus didn’t have kittens; he was a boy!
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10:30 pm
This is the most biased article on any subject I have ever read on any site ever. I can’t believe you would picture a sweet, innocent, loving kitten as a minion of Satan.
I think I read you wrong, did you say that because dog spelled backwards is god, and dogs happen to attempt to eat kittens, kittens are Satanic? I have four dogs and two kittens, and they all get along incredibly well. It’s coincidence that the human spelling of the canine beast spelled backwards is god.
My mind almost shut down at the litter box part. “A good Christian will do his business in the toilet”? A litter box IS a toilet to a cat! And what does shape have to do with anything? Explain to me why because it’s square, it’s Satanic, because YOU, Mr. Reverend, seem to be a square yourself…
All the words used to label a cat are simply slang made up by humans. And the only legitimate slang for the vagina that is used for a cat is indeed ‘pussy’, but this doesn’t make sense, because a cat in no way resembles a vagina, or ‘the sin hole and rampant abuse of that sin hole on a woman’ as you deem it. Just because you sleep around doesn’t make you the guru on how to sleep with women.
And how the fuck do you get off saying that because a woman has a domesticated house pet, a husband, and children, she’s a bride of Satan? Do you know how many women have cats, children, and husbands? Is there more than one Satan? It begs clarification.
The ‘slanted eyes’ part is just obvious racism. Didn’t God make every person equal, just with traits that differ one from another based on appearance? If Chinese are so horrible, why would God make them?
So cats didn’t show up by the side of God or whatever. That doesn’t make them Satanic. They’re independent animals, they have their own way of doing things. That leads to your next point…
Cats are independent. Yeah, and I’m sure you never wanted to be independent before… Your belief in this ‘God’ are your own, and nobody will change that. That’s considered independence isn’t it? Teenagers want to be independent from their parents. I guess they’re Satanic too! Normal, everyday adults live their lives how they wish. Is that Satanic too? And yes, Pagans do keep cats. MANY of them. *MANY*. Not ALL.
All of this comes from an atheist that has doubted the existence of an almighty force since age seven, so if you feel like blowing off every point I made, please feel free to be blind and ignorant and keep following some false idol made by the minds of the psychotic.
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10:32 pm
Jeez, my post didn’t look that long when I was typing it… oh well, my point still stands.
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1:06 am
http://www.bharathgreetings.com/html/wacky/wacky.html
That’s all that need be done, Mrs. “Xenu”
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9:26 pm
Chillax, its a cat, jeez.
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2:00 am
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11:11 pm
Let all beware my Cat, Lily! She’s 6 pounds of pure satan! Hear her mightly and evil mew as she decimates the followers of God!
But the evil doesnt stop there! No I HAVE 5 CATS. MUWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!! AYIYIYIYYIYIY!!! IM MEXICAN!!!!!
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2:20 am
cats…………..really………cats?? this is so messed up………..(exhaling)……….pathetic….
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