• God Prepares to Strike New York with Hurricane Irene, Gay Marriage Laws to Blame

    August 25, 2011 6:03 pm 439 comments

    For it is written:
    Nahum 1:3 – The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.

    And then Leviticus 18:22 – “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have
    committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall
    be upon them.”

    Fecal-luster citizens of New York, you have made God angry.  You have betrayed America’s duty as a Christian nation to make homosexuals miserable in their sins.  You have allowed the biggest city of America to be a modern Sodomy Megalopolis.

    Instead of the Big Apple, gays are now fleeing to the big, gaping asshole of America where you are allowing a man to place a wedding ring upon the hand of another man, then take him over the threshold and play meat lockers with each other’s ding-a-scepters!

    You little sparkly lawmakers of New York have been warned to take it all back.  You were warned that gay marraige is anti-America.  Only days ago, God gave you a 5.9 shake to get your atttention.  Instead of realizing it was a sign from your God, you laugh and continue to revel in sin, making light of that display of God’s power.

    Well now, we see God has swirled his finger and the steam from his nose has brewed a new tropical storm!  The streets of your homo-friendly state will be cleansed with the breath of the Almight!  Gays will flail all around, their improper skirts blown skyward and revealing their musty, disease ridden parts.  Have you betrayed your nation’s Constitution just so they can rub all that flabby diseased flesh all on each other?  Is that really worth it, New York.

    I happily sit home in my rocker chair and watching the news, waiting to see what sort of torments befall you in Hurricane Irene, New York.  Be warned that this is just the tip of the iceberg.  God is still in the dugout, getting warmed up.  He’s just throwing out some light knuckleballs but mark my words, once he steps on the mound and delivers his first fastball strike, you’ll be out!

    There is no coming back and no more strikes.  One direct hit from God is enough to knock Earth out of orbit and definitely enough to wipe the fecal eating grins of the face of all you homofriendlys out there.  Hurricane Irene is coming for you, New York!

    Are you ready to repent and denounce gays?

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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