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Only days after CW Global reports of Asking Alexandria masterminding the “Twilight Uprising’ riots in London, the league singer has revealed his full self and we see the spirit of Vlad Tepes masquerades as an emo named Sam L Bensley, the dread lead singer of this vile band.
According to shocking reports, Bensley purportedly broke into a woman’s home in the 7800 block of Seawall Boulevard. According to terrified police in Galveston, Texas, the man was able to ‘wisp’ through their barricades and lines of fire. It was not until a priest came in to do an ancient chant and brandish garlic about did Asking Alexandria’s lead singer relent, hissing and growling the same noises infamously typifying this band’s horrendous ‘music’.
Unfortunately, this happened only after Bensley was found in the woman’s home, wearing boxers and trying to bite the woman’s neck. While this bloody neckbiting theme is common in the LSD-infused bodies that attend of EDM concerts, for a normal person, these people and these actions are purely terrifying.
After Bensley was arrested, he reportedly told police he was a vampire. This much seems to be true. Bond for Bensley has been set at $40,000.
Fans of Asking Alexandria tend to be pale and effiminate, due to believing they are the ‘lost children of Alexander’s bane’, a name given to a cult of blood-letting Persian rebels who stood fast against Christianity’s Alexander the Great. Lack of sunlight makes Asking Alexandria fans subject to depression and angry outburts, their Circadian rhythm’s errant cycling causing them hallucinations and poor taste in music.
No other attacks are documented at time of report.
6:54 am
This is cute:) this article just proved to me that this website is fake and all you “christians” are just here to troll little kids like pedo bears! Oh one more thing that picture has nothing to do with asking Alexandria
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12:17 pm
I’m looking at their My____ right now and it lists “Sam Bettley” as guitars.
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6:32 pm
But the person the article is talking about is Sam Bensley! Are you that stupid you didn’t notice that
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12:37 am
dude this website is meant to be taken as a joke.
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8:26 am
Lmfao when did Asking Alexandria get a new lead singer? And how the hell did they go to London with all the touring?! Hahahaha you guys are fucking idiots.
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10:34 am
That picture totally doesnt match up. There is another post about Asking Alexandria and that person isnt even in the pictures either. AA has been away touring on Warped. Wow get your facts right. I seriously think that you just see something and make a story go along with it.
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10:35 am
I said it before and I’ll say it again: This is not even Asking Alexandria related. Hard to do riots against the UK’s government when your doing a tour that lasted 3 months in America that JUST finished. Also their singer is Danny Worsnop who the fuck it that dude?
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10:57 am
These people are fucking idiots!
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1:15 pm
Your articles get dumber every time I read one, either this is ones of the best troll site, or worst actually, or you people had crucifixes shoved up you ass, ears, eyes, and in your back, people like you don’t need god, you fuckers need to spend some time in a psyche ward, or start smoking pot and watching something other than christian networks.
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1:22 pm
You should write for the national inquirer, your story is about as far fetched as one of theirs.
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1:30 pm
Is this a Country band? I never heard of them. I will make sure that they don’t play in our town. They look like unbelievers and we will run them out of town if they show up.
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12:07 pm
hahahha a country band my ass.
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7:48 pm
YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU -__-
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2:19 pm
Yes Gary, we’ll be sure to run these heathens out of our good Christian town too.
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4:25 pm
For the last time, Danny Warsnop is the lead signer in AA. You may be confusing that man with the BASS player, Sam BETTLEY. Here is a picture of him: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=23941557
That man looks NOTHING like Sam BETTLEY. Get your facts straight before even posting an article.
FYI: Check your spelling too. Its not league, it’s LEAD.
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5:29 pm
That isn’t the lead singer of Asking Alexandria dumb asses.Danny Worsnsop is.Get you fucking facts right.
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5:30 pm
That isn’t the lead singer of Asking Alexandria dumb asses.Danny Worsnop is.Get you fucking facts right.
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5:58 pm
I am now thoroughly convinced that this is a troll website….
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8:36 pm
Dear God really???? you are that big of idiots aren’t you GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT oh and by the way up yours
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9:21 pm
Ok before this gets out of hand like that Black Veil Brides post this is a satirical site just look on fucking wikipedia or google search christwire. They get facts wrong on purpose so whenever you tell them “get ur facts right dumbass” they get to laugh at you for believing this is a real christian website. DONT FEED THE TROLLS
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7:02 pm
Please feed the trolls. It’s what makes this site so great.
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9:37 pm
Again are you all really fucking journalist? Nope I’m sure you just like to sit alone with your many cats (yes I said cats) and masturbate to your mothers picture because as a child you were left to die in a closet because your mom was a crack whore who liked to fuck anything that was living and that’s why you hate on anything and everything.
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4:42 am
Go fucking die, that is all. Dumb fucking cunt.
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6:22 pm
This can’t be serious. Nothing to do with Asking Alexandria. This is what is wrong with radical religious beliefs. You people are do fucked up. If god could he would delete this website to save us.
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6:27 pm
You know what fuck you. Horrible taste in ‘music’? Are you fucking serious? Who the hell are you to judge us or them? Or anyone for that fucking matter. Go fuck yourself you fucking church abiding ass wipe. Second of all your facts are shit. Kiss my ass and die in a hole.
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6:28 pm
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6:32 pm
I’m catholic and I listen to ASKING FUCKING ALEXANDRIA. But really? Are you guys that bored and decided to call people “vampires” just because they’re “pale”. This website is joke. That’s not even the lead singer. This website is total b.s.
Lordddd help us.
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6:40 pm
Wow, these people are fucking stupid as hell. Danny is the singer. Sam is bass. get it right <3
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6:43 pm
You want a story about a serial killer/vampire? google ‘Rod Ferrell Case’ and look at that shit. kthnx
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6:43 pm
0/10 Obvious Troll is Obvious
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6:44 pm
HaHaHa! Vampires xD that is the funnies pile of shit I have ever heard. First of all, the LEAD (not league.. if you are going to try and write something, please hire someone who can at least spell and use some grammar.) singer’s name is Danny Worsnop.. not Sam Bansley.. Jesus fucking C-h-r-i-s-t. Get your goddamn fact’s straight. I can’t even begin to wrap my head around this. Either way, I hope this is your real name MR. Journalist.. I will find you, and your phone number.. maybe your nudes too, then I’ll post you on is anyone up.
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6:47 pm
I think i love you, Trolly McTrollerton
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6:46 pm
I’m a Roman Catholic and I listen to Asking A, BMTH, all sorts of bands like that, and yes obviously that isn’t Danny Worsnop, thats nobody, and what the article said didn’t happen, so who gives a shit? Dont feed the trolls. In the end they’re just basement dwellers anyway.
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6:51 pm
I just realized you submit your own stories here. This makes things interesting and fun.. hahahaha. this guy probably did this as a joke. I found an article written by “Fallen Angel” that raves about the Black Veil Brides… soooo Officially over this.
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6:53 pm
U act like your god and you know everything and that whatever you say is the right thing hast to be the right thing. You want everyone to believe the same things you believe. Your just another Hitler in the making.
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7:17 pm
You fuckin christian fags. Thats totally danny. Who the fuck is your journalist? Dumb bitch needs to be fired. Who practices vampirism anyway, nigga th ou s aint twilight. I justt got one word for you. AMOTHERFUCKINA.
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7:19 pm
Yu people are fucking stupid…. The lead singer in Danny worsnop, nobody knows who the fuck that guy is in the pic, and asking Alexandria has been in America doing warped tour for the last 3 months so fuck off
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7:24 pm
This is so fucking ridiculous. Of course a fucking christian website would make someone write an article like this.
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8:08 pm
Wow, this is fucking ridiculous. This is my first time looking at this website, since Danny (the actual lead singer of Asking Alexandria)sent me here from Twitter. It’s infuriating. I don’t know if you’re all a bunch of trolls if you’re just mentally retarded. You shouldn’t spread rumors about bands, ecspecially if they’re untrue. You could damage their careers but I’m sure you don’t mind because you don’t care as long as you can hide behind your computer. LAME! Get a life & quit sitting around thinking of idiotic rumors to get a sense of fulfillment in your life. To set the recors straight that dude isn’t even in Asking Alexandria. Danny Worsnop is the lead singer. Yes the band is from England but how in the hell are they there if they have been on Warped Tour in America for the last 3 months while these riots were going on. Hell, Ben (the guitarist from AA) even tweeted several time that he wanted the riots to stop because he’s from London & didn’t want to see his city destroyed. I just figured I’d type this so anyone who might actually believe this shit know the truth.
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8:13 pm
Ummm….do these people know anything?
For the person that wrote this, here is some constructive criticism: Always and I mean ALWAYS make sure to actually get the facts straight. Where are your sources, and are they credible?
I mean really, Asking Alexandria is one of the biggest bands out there at the moment, and they really did not bother looking up at least who the lead singer is?
Sorry to burst your rant, but that man up there is not Danny, you know, the lead singer of Asking Alexandria…oh wait…you…didn’t.
Seriously people, it is not that hard to google stuff.
Seriously, grow up a little….
gosh what the fuck had the world turned into these day?
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8:20 pm
Who the fuck runs this website and where the fuck do they get there information? This article is full of more bullshit than the bible
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8:24 pm
WTF? Is this a joke?! I’m a Catholic and I’m listening to Asking Alexandria.
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8:29 pm
ROFL it said EMOSEXUAL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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8:32 pm
and this is possibly the most goddamn funny thing I’ve read in ages because it pissed off a plethora of whiney teenagers who are terribly upset that their band is getting mocked and made fun of… ROFL tooo funny.
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8:56 pm
I hope this is a joke because this is insanely ridiculous. I’m am not denying that there are humans out there that do believe they are vampires and drink peoples blood. But the man that you say did this is not the lead singer of Asking Alexandria. The lead singers name is Danny Worsnop. Yes there is a Sam in the band but his last name is Bettley not Bensley. That man up there has nothing to do with Asking Alexandria. Brad, you sir are a troll. Please find something better to do with your time.
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10:25 pm
Bitch, I’ll fucking find you!
I’ll tear your eyes right out of your self-righteous face
Lord, I’ll fucking find you!
I’ll tear your tongue out of your rancid fucking mouth…
OH, IDGAF. AA is the shit. C;
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10:37 pm
This is so stupid and offensive. The lead singer’s name is Danny Worsnop and looks nothing like that. No one in the band was involved in that. Where did you get your information?
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10:56 pm
Keep telling the truth my brothers and sisters. These comments have surely been written by otherwise intelligent, EDM brainwashed youths. How stupid they are.
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11:11 pm
FUCK YOU CHRISTWIRE ASKING ALEXANDRIA ARE NOT VAMPIRES.NOT ALL OF US ARE PALE IM A FAN AND IM SPANISH WITH TAN SKIN. IM FUCKINNGGGG CATHOLIC AND I LISTEN TO METAL ALRIGHT. WHO THE FUCK IS SAM BENSLEY AS I RECALL SAM BETTLEY IS THE BASS PLAYER AND THE LEAD SINGER IS DANNY WORSNOP. AND HOW ARE THEY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LONDON RIOTS WHEN THEY WHERE FUCKING TOURING IN THE U.S.
AARELIGION LETS GO FUCK OFF THESE PEOPLE WHO HATE ON US AND WHO EVER THE FUCK WROTE THIS ARTICLE GUESS WHAT
Bitch, I’ll fucking find you!
I’ll tear your eyes right out of your self-righteous face
Lord, I’ll fucking find you!
I’ll tear your tongue out of your rancid fucking mouth!!!!!
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11:43 pm
To anyone who believes this bullshit. You should all be ashamed of yourselves to be calling yourselves Christians. Christians aren’t supposed to lie. And you’re supposed to love ALL of God’s children. Asking Alexandria wasn’t responsible for the riots in London. That was caused by their police brutality and their crashing jobless economy. Also, the lead singer of asking Alexandria is Danny Worsnop. Not the.kid.pictured in this article. Danny wasn’t arrested and isn’t a vampire. The fans of AA are great fans and have no affiliation with ‘vampires’. The author of this article might as well find a new career. You suck man. And your stories are pathetic.
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2:22 am
Really!? You guys are fucking idiots!! Even Danny saw this and said y’all are fucking retarded! Why would anyone believe this! Go fuck yourselfs cause Asking Alexandria is better hymn I’ve ever heard
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4:06 am
you guys are fucking stupid. Whoever wrote this ought to be ashamed, you sound so fucking dumb. Got a good laugh out of it though. Bloody imbeciles.
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1:15 am
Wow all of you are retarded haters who are pissed off cuz you wish that was you.
And tthe people that are saying were gonna run them out of our town you won’t do crap becase their are atleast over 1,000 asking alexandria fans that wont a problame coming and mobing your town and I bet your children are or going to be fans of the band.
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6:51 am
This website is so fucking full of shit… That’s not even the singer for AA, and they been here in America for a couple of months, I when to see them at Warped tour. And this is why I don’t believe in religious, fucking lying peace of shit.
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7:10 am
Religion*
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12:01 pm
I’m pretty sure that guy isn’t apart of Asking Alexandria’s band. Stop making up lies, just because you’re jealous that they so happen to be an amazing band.
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12:41 pm
I honestly didn’t know what to think of this site at first. I couldn’t tell if it honestly was a bunch of jesus-retards, or fake. After reading this article it’s VERY obvious that this entire site is a joke. Happy trolling, christwire!
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4:23 pm
You wankers don’t know shit about Asking Alexandria, Danny Worsnop or his fans. Why can’t you american’s just leave Asking Alexandria alone! Stop reporting and arresting Danny just because he makes a mistake. Honestly you fuckers need to get lives and do something better than focusing on everything he does. LET HIM BE RECKLESS!he is a grown man! he can figure things out by himself!He doesn’t need you chicken fucker police men and reporters stopping him from doing things like this. just Give the man a brake.
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4:30 pm
Danny Whoresnop is more like it. That one song is all about oral nasties and you all need to ask forgiveness for your sins. This music is dangerous and I thumbs downed as many of their songs on Youtube as possible.
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5:07 pm
And that accomplishes what exactly? Jack shit? I thought so.
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10:42 pm
GET ON YOUR KNEES! OH!
Fuckin bitch…
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7:17 pm
This is fucking stupid. This has nothing to do with asking alexandria. Talking shit about that band and its music has nothing to do with this article. Their fans aren’t “pale” or “depressed”. I’m sure as hell not depressed. Music is music, you can’t judge music on the way their fans are or on the way the “horrendus” vocals sound. You’re talking shit on a band that has absolutely NOTHING to do with this incident? What the fuck does this tell you? Learn to play an instrument and maybe you’ll learn that every single song is a piece of art no matter who plain, simple, or weird it may sound. Open your mind up and quit trashing on music genres because you’re not proving anything. If anything, you’re only making all the ignorant assholes that think like you turn away from this kind of music. If you think this kind of music is shitty, you’re kinda missing out. Alot of this “emo shit” can be very appealing, but sadly alot of people turn it down because all the emo kids listen to it. Who cares who listens to it, stop trying to blend in with societys ways and give it a listen.
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7:38 pm
Need I speak?
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7:43 pm
Yes.
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7:50 pm
COCK SUCKING CUNTS.
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11:58 pm
this isnt even the siger dumbasses
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8:37 pm
Who the hell is this guy? Umm the singer of Asking Alexandria is Danny Worsnop, dipshits -_-
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10:18 pm
their singer is Danny Worsnop you stupid cunts. stop talking crap
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7:28 pm
This is utterly idiotic. 1.They’ve spelt Sam’s name wrong, he isn’t the lead singer, he is the bassist. 2.Danny Worsnop is the vocalist for Asking Alexandria. 3.A band can not be blamed or riots that happened all over the country, they’re a great band, and they’re all such nice people. So people need too get a grip and get their facts right!
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5:00 pm
“Brad is also a spiritual life advisor at his local university.” Smacks of being gay and the homosexual lifestilings brought in part of attending a openly gay university probably due to the california sun, which is different than the midwestern sun.
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10:28 pm
LOL this article it straight up stupid. That’s not the lead singer dumbass. Who the fuck is he anyways? Get your facts right before you publish an article and make yourself look stupid. :3
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6:27 pm
He’s not even in Asking Alexandria let alone the lead singer, the lead singer is Danny Worsnop
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