How to be Gay and Christian
GAY CHRISTIAN PRIDE
That doesn’t sound doable right? Well, let me be the friend of Dorthy to tell you that it is possible. Don’t let close minded, closeted pastors tell you anything different. This little honey bee has been a practicing Christian since he was playing with Ken and Ken Barbies and no one can tell this fireball of sass, that I’m not able to follow God, simple because I hold hands with men (only if they are handsome, athletic built and with angel blue eyes).
The Bible is Read Wrong!
Here are the most commonly used passages used to bash gays.
“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”
Oh yea, well good thing men don’t have a vagina! How can I lie with another man, the same as a woman, if that man doesn’t have a vagina for me to get my rocks off with? Or does this versus mean that we shouldn’t lie, as in tell a lie? Does this mean it is OK for men to tell little fibs about their “business trips” to hooker filled hotel rooms, but not OK to lie to their overly alpha male friends?
Also, this versus has been translated so many times to fit ones beliefs, that no one can take it seriously. It is like playing the telephone game in college and the closeted football player makes sure to change it from something funny, to something caveman.
“There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.”
Well goodness, I’m screwed here! Not only am I whore (not literally, but my friends say I have the dirtiest little mind), but I’m a sodomite. Wait, this says only if I’m a resident of Israel and last time I checked my drivers license said 5’9, 175lbs and issued in Washington state.
“No prostitutes are permitted in Israel, either men or women.”
Honey, I don’t sell this candy. I do take gifts, but it better have 12 cylinders and have my name in pink written across the hood.
Why is it OK for a drug using prostitute to go into a church and be accepted, but yet a queer and dear Christian like myself should be told I can’t enter a building to worship a God that I love and cherish? Also, how does this versus talk about how the big bad gay man is damned to hell? NEXT!
Bring Some Gay Humor to Church
I’m a class clown and also like to bring some fun into my church. One of the things I did when I first came out to my fellow Christians was, I walked into church the day after I came out and said “I’m cured!”. Everyone looked at me with a bizarre look and asked me what I was cured of. I replied simply “Someone must of prayed the gay away!”. They all laughed and said I was silly.
See, the day I came out, there were some kids who decided to print me out a flyer about a class that another church was holding. This class was a “Pray the Gay Away” prayer group and the kids were passing them out to not only myself, but also the other members of my church. Instead of fussing and throwing a tempter tantrum, I decided to “turn the other cheek” and expose the ridiculousness of this flyer.
By turning this negative thing into a comical thing, it allowed my fellow Christians to drop their guard and instead of being uncomfortable around me, they felt closer. They saw that if I could make a joke out of it, that they could also just look at it, laugh and move on.
If anything like this happens to you, just turn it into something less harming. This will disarm those who are trying to attack you and also exposes their stupidity at the same time.
Not All Churches Are Created Equal!
Listen here my sweeties. Not all Christians are anti-gay. I’m a part of a church who embraces everyone and believes that God creates us as we are. One thing I find filthy is, just like how the nutty wannabe Christians think all gays are the same (leather wearing sailors, who collect assless chaps. That sounds de-licish), we have people who try to label all Christians as the same. By doing this, you are only spreading the hate and are equally as guilty.
God tells us not to judge and by that he means for us to not judge even those who judge us. Don’t play their game by lowering your standards and falling into their own pit of confusion and hate.
ciao
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Author: Trystyn Falls
Gay, fabulous and Christian!
1:16 pm
Hunny once again, I <3 u! Dolly ur probably the only good Christian around here and I fucking love u for it! Yr words make me think and I know ur probably right, Trystyn ur the best I fucking love u! Keep doing wat cha do boi!
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I wish I could attach sound bits to these comments. It we be a clip of me GROWLING at you. GRRRRRRRRR!
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3:46 pm
I would so love that lol!
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4:15 pm
Don’t encourage the freak show.
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7:33 am
Fuck you
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1:43 pm
This article is the biggest pile of unmitigated blasphemy I have ever read on a conservative Christian web publication. The author should be ashamed of himself. Homeosexuality is incompatible with God’s commandments, and must never be welcomed into God’s Church.
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1:52 pm
Oh just mad because he is smarter, can think for himself, and write better than you. Keep up the good work trystyn!
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2:31 pm
Seriously. And whats with that hair? The author of this article really needs a jesus makeover.
Not so sure you’re the one to help him though Mr. Whittaker, it looks like you’re incompatible with humans.
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5:35 pm
you Look like someone who could rape little Boy
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4:32 pm
I’m 99% sure you didn’t actually read the acuallu read the article
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1:25 pm
Dude, you seriously need to get laid.
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1:43 pm
This “man” is no Christian!
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2:34 pm
Btw Trystyn, I’m told by alot of the other priest around here, that I have a very athletic build…
Just thought I would throw that out there. Jesus loves you.
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8:48 pm
Your face is an abomination, see? i insulted something you cant change, just like he cant change that he is gay.
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3:28 am
I’ll go ahead and tell you that I say what’s on my mind and don’t regret it. Your picture makes you look like a pedophile. You have no right to judge someone, only God does.
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2:42 pm
Who are you to tell someone they’re not christian, the bible is interpreted in many ways, no one will ever know what each line means, its impossible because no one can ask, when god come down to earth and tells us what it means well then ill be a believer, but until then I stand by my opinion, by dude you made this website so much better, thanks for showing people that not all christians are the same. I look forward to reading your next article, to see more reasonable and backed up claims, instead of the lies the rest of these people are spreading, thanks man.
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4:28 pm
Gays will burn in hell. Simple as that.
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4:52 am
And you get to watch lucky you.
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1:26 pm
Get bent, asswipe
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2:47 pm
Limp wristed typing again?
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2:48 pm
Ah, so we like our men the same way. :3
Great article, loved the seizure-inducing colours.
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2:50 pm
Romans 1:25-27 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen. Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
Have fun slobbering on demon sinsticks in homo anus hell.
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3:34 pm
Isn’t the very concept of sex without the point of producing a child involved considered to be shameful or evil? Or the idea of leaving one’s wife at all the same? It’s all about interpretation and when you decide to interpret something to mean something hateful towards other people, it’s only fitting that people show hate back at you. Trystyn has a point, with the number of edits made to the bible during all of the years it’s existed, it’s more than possible that certain meanings were left out. He makes a good point about the concept of lying with a man; who’s to say that God didn’t actually mean fibbing, and that men should only tell truths around one another but they can tell their wives that they weren’t fucking a whore in the next city over when they’re asked ‘why are you late for dinner’.
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3:41 pm
dis’ bitch be trollin’
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10:29 pm
oh, everyone, look who decided to show up. “cool” Tom Kimbo HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. THat name is a misnomer.
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3:40 pm
The author does need a makeover but I think he is one of the coolest Christians ever; he is obviously more accepting than other “Christians”
kthxbaii.
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3:58 pm
you all need to evolve OH WAIT your so narrow minded you can’t even take that in… i’m not anti religion as my girlfriend, who is having consentual out of marriage sex with me, is a christian, she’s also bi-sexual yet i get the feeling shes worth a million of you homophobic, racist, ignorant idiots.
if there is a hell you’ll be getting vip tickets i can tell you.
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5:47 pm
This article is clearly NOT Christian and yet it was allowed to be posted. This should show all the naysayers out there that this site may not respect or like a homogay, we still tolerate them.
I pray for your homogay satan soul!!!
–The Rev.
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6:56 pm
False Christian ! False Prophet !!
All homogays will burn forever in Hell !!!
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7:02 pm
idiot. when christians die, there is no afterlife. I laugh at the fundamentalists who have spent their whole life worrying about the afterlife, and never get there (all of them).
I despise groups who spend their time worrying to much about the next life to enjoy this one
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7:39 pm
What evidence do you have of this ? Scientists have NEVER proven that heaven and hell are not real.
I am going to heaven that is a FACT and it is also a fact that you are going straight to HELL.
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7:42 pm
THEY HAVEN’T PROVEN HEAVEN EITHER! and by the way, you’re obviously going to hell.
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7:44 pm
EmoBitch:
The Bible proves that Heaven is real.
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7:48 pm
I prefer to be called my full name, since your recent discovery in the word emosexual. The bible doesn’t prove anything. Who wrote the bible anyway? and how did it become such a terrible thing? Your facts are worse then the bible.
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7:51 pm
God wrote the Bible.
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11:35 pm
No, man wrote the Bible. God didn’t shit out the Bible one day and said ‘there’.
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11:39 pm
“What evidence do you have of this ? Scientists have NEVER proven that heaven and hell are not real.”
When you don’t believe that Heaven or Hell exist, you don’t need to prove it. Plus, you can’t prove that Heaven or Hell are real, all you have is a flimsy book which has so much in it that’s wrong or edited that using it as evidence is not going to convince people otherwise.
“I am going to heaven that is a FACT and it is also a fact that you are going straight to HELL.”
Isn’t one of the Ten Commandments ‘Love thy neighbor’? Don’t you have a seething hatred for your neighbor? Aren’t you directly disobeying God’s direct orders? Yeah, I’m sure you’re gonna go to Heaven after you’ve constantly spat in the face of other people.
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5:52 am
“you can’t prove that Heaven or Hell are real, all you have is a Holy book”
I also have thousands of people around the world who had near death experiences.
“Don’t you have a seething hatred for your neighbor? Aren’t you directly disobeying God’s direct orders?”
I don’t hate my neighbors, stop lying.
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2:48 pm
“I also have thousands of people around the world who had near death experiences.”
Doesn’t make sense that they’d temporarily arrive in Heaven OR Hell then since they aren’t supposed to go there until they’re officially dead.
“I don’t hate my neighbors, stop lying.”
Bullshit, you’ve declared several times your hatred for people here.
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5:38 pm
go Into a rocket go Into space you wills ee the “heaven” poass than the fluffy cloud what will you see No angel No god No jesus nada
you are not intellectual you are Blind stupid
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7:36 am
homogay is NOT A FUCKING WORD!!!!!!
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8:40 am
God is the one who created humans, and some are created gay or something else, if you say you hate or don’t accept these people, does that mean you hate or don’t accept god?
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7:54 pm
She must be really conceded then. Talking to herself in third person, quoting people that quoted her, and making laws that obviously don’t matter in the world today.
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11:18 pm
what is wrong with the world?
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4:52 am
I thought you went into hiding?
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11:22 pm
My Homogay Blocker on my Christwire modem seems to be malfunctioning. Are the CW Tech Team working on this issue?
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11:28 pm
Susan, and many other homophobic Christants, are fucking dickwads and ignorant assholes.
http://www.gaychurch.org/
See? Infact, one of my friends is a homosexual Christan.
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“This article is the biggest pile of unmitigated blasphemy I have ever read on a conservative Christian web publication. The author should be ashamed of himself. Homeosexuality is incompatible with God’s commandments, and must never be welcomed into God’s Church.”
Sincerely lol’d at that.
Good for you, Mr.Falls.
Homophobics will die in painful ways.
kthxbai
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11:31 pm
I worship satan, and I love to bang men.
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11:47 pm
That seems fitting. It is what we’ve been saying all along. Thank you for your honesty.
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12:51 am
This article is proof that the Devil can quote scripture.
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4:53 am
Well it is your site so ya learn to control your crap maybe?
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1:42 am
so if i’m bisexual, half of my soul goes to heaven….half to hell??
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1:50 am
Half goes to see JC, the other half to see Lucy.
…fer.
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2:22 am
so God splits my soul in half? or is there some fraction based on how many people of each gender i was with? and do i get horcruxes? i mean i wanna have all the facts before i continue “sinning”
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2:43 am
Put your past behind you and settle down with a good man, and you will be okay. You’ll get into heaven in one piece.
I could cure you
How many kids do you want?
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2:48 am
my past? i will never suppress my desire for other girls. what if a woman treats me better than any man can? do i put my happiness aside to get into the heaven of your standards? i don’t want to be in “your heaven” then. God is all loving and accepting, i believe he cares more about how i treat people than who i choose to spend my life with.
how can you “cure” me???
i want tons of kids running around, driving me batshit. doesn’t matter….
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2:53 am
Once we’re married you can’t fool around with other boys or girls. That’s the cure. Because it’s still cheating even if they’re not of the opposite sex, and I won’t tolerate infidelity! Neither will the Good Lord!
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2:59 am
did you just propose to me?? i wouldn’t cheat on my bf right now with a girl even though alison is gorgeous and i would totally marry her bahaha…. and i won’t tolerate your ignorance, touche.
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3:05 am
Oh dolly I’m not pretty I’m just, acceptible I am not vain like these morons. And thank u so the question remains will u “marry” me?
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3:07 am
oh and til death do us part
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3:13 am
Gratsi mi amore! I will treat u like all women should be treated…….. Like royalty! Til death do us part! Till death do we party! Celebrated hardy!
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3:17 am
wait is that botdf?? why are you sooo perfecttt
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3:30 am
SGTC Till the very death of me! I just wanna make u happy and I’ve been a fan since thier first album I got to meet them and I have worked with them I own several recording lables around the world
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12:32 pm
ommggg i just met dahvie this year at warped tour! i love them sooo much lmao truth?? i wanna work for one soo badly
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12:50 pm
I also have a fair share of working for the scream awards and VMAs and stuff of that sort I am the embodiment of music, I live breath and drink BOTDF!
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8:38 pm
sooo cool i can’t stand it, i loveeee botdf ridiculous amounts
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3:08 am
Touché or douche? I’m not American so you have to cut me some slack on linguistics, here.
You can’t trust bisexuals around ANY of your friends, male or female, that’s the problem with them.
So yeah I have an accent, if that helps my cause?
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3:10 am
Touché, but douche works too.
just because i’m bisexual does not mean i’m attracted to everyone i come into contact with.
what kind of accent? and idk if you were paying attention but i just got married
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3:17 am
It’s not binding if it wasn’t in a church building and officiated by a ordinated minister. Everyone knows that.
And I’m European, Presbyterian, and I hope you’re Tennessean.
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3:19 am
there are also justices of the peace derderder. and why tennessean?….
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3:23 am
Wow can’t be happy now can ya? She is my 13 marrige today and I love my 9 wives and 4 husbands very much! I promise to treat them as my loves and to only live them and not beat them lime these people like to do to thier women! The world is thiers and I will stop at nothing to give them everything!
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3:25 am
d’awwwhhh soo special <3 hahahaa nothing can hold us back lmaoo
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3:32 am
Because if you were Tennessean we would have a little rhyming ice-breaker when we introduce ourselves to people at the church coffee mornings on Saturdays. And Bible class Friday nights. Also Monday and Wednesday nights. And the prayer circle on Thursday.
Oh but wait! Would they allow someone in sheltered accommodation to marry or will I have to apply in advance for permission from your warden?
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8:43 pm
do people really like spending that much time at church?? i hate going sunday mornings….shittt
warden?! the fuck are you implying?
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2:54 am
In that case will u “marry” me and join my 7 other wives and my4 husbands? Ima marry everyone who think this site is a bunch if horseshit! So will u?
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3:11 am
I will pray for you disease-ridden soul. Can I suggest a ROTA and a lot of lubrication.
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2:57 am
Marissa, u can fool around with whoever u want if ur with me all I want is for u to be happy, honey. Now kids I can provide, as long as u say ” I do” to me I will give u the world!
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3:05 am
that’s all i want in life. and i hope presbyterian douchebag sees my point. if two people are happy together, what’s the issue?? and you’re a sweetie xD
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3:09 am
You can’t plug in two sockets, that’s all I’m saying. It’s not in our user guide!
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3:12 am
yes it is….homosexuality has ALWAYS been around. and dildos were invented before the wheel. sexuality wasn’t always surpressed…..
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3:27 am
Not unless u have an adapter! Lol!
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3:09 am
Oh hunny! Ur making me blush! So Ima take that as an “I do” but if it’s not then please forgive me, I would like to “marry u”! U seem………. Perfect, and that is hard to find now a days.
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3:13 am
now i’m blushing!! soo cute haha <3
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3:19 am
Lol <3!!!!!!!!!!!
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3:21 am
lmaooo it would probably drive this dude nuts if we got facebook married bahahhaha xD
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3:22 am
Hmmm mixed feelings about this. You’re going to burn in hell now, obv, but you are a very sweet couple. :/
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3:23 am
nope no hell for us, heaven on earth and my God accepts me, no matter what i choose to do. and fuck yeah we are awesome
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3:25 am
Total badasses! Love kicks ass!
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3:27 am
word up wifey xD
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3:32 am
Lol hey hey hey honey! Lol!
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8:45 pm
i think that guy is still trying to fix me D:
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1:24 pm
Finally, someone on this piece of shit stupid website is showing some intelligence. Go one, you Beauty!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up, kid !! I love how if ask a devout close-minded pastor who the bible was written by. Men who only focused on Jesus’s so-called Divinity. You never know morons, he might have been a regular guy with some brillant ideas about helping the world. Which is COOL!
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1:06 pm
Ain’t no such thing as a queer cowboy or a queer Christian. Nope, can’t happen. You satanic devil.
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11:16 pm
I would like you all to know that aside from this one post, I could eat a bowl of alphabet spit and poop out a better website… Please don’t force a more graphic description of how fail this website is…. And dot bother calling me a sinner and a gay, I am a Christian, I have been for 4 years, I’ve been baptized an I regularly attend a bible study and volunteer at church weekly. I also helpe bring several people to Christ and have recently decided to stay single to live life and praise God… So don’t try attacking me
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7:24 pm
Just because im gay doesn’t mean im not a virgin , just because im gay doesn’t mean i don’t have morals either im catholic just as i was raised.
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7:26 pm
“Just because im gay doesn’t mean im not a virgin”
I agree with you. Personally I only count it as sex if it’s a penis going into a vagina. So technically, all gays are virgins!
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4:17 am
OH FUCKKKKKK IFUCKIN HATE JESUS FREAKSSJIJHFDUIOFGa
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