Is Yoga and Tantric Sex Safe for Christians?

For many Christians, the study of the scriptures inevitably leads to a focus on the body as a temple for God’s word. A beautiful human body in motion or a rest can be visually uplifting or even incite prayer and belief in God’s grace. The body truly is a stunning reminder of the gift of life. Our care of the corporal temple throughout our lives carries over into our spiritual life now and in the hereafter. As such, the care and attention we place on our physical appearance and health is part and parcel of Christian life.
Some Christians have turned to the practice of Yoga for physical health, flexibility and well being. The practice of asana, or positioning the body in various ways, initially seems to fit well with hours of thoughtful prayer and spirit / body awareness, but a deeper understanding of this exercise form reveals a much more ominous thesis at work. The scriptural validity and basis of Christian yoga programs are a concern for many theologians.

“Whatever trend happens to be in vogue at a particular moment, Christians readily respond with a “Jesus approved” version. When dieting became the rage, Christian dieting shortly followed. As yoga gained popularity, Christian yoga started up.” – Matthew Lee Anderson
The concern for the piecemeal treatment of an unchanging Creator is legitimate. Many pastors and laymen see and feel the effect of yoga’s influence on the body and mind of wives and female parishioners. The visual ‘goodness’ of yoga might seem evidenced by observation. Unfortunately, yoga can rip the soul from the corporal body and fuel the demons of hell. Perhaps some will find this statement a bit overly emphasized, but the danger becomes clear with closer study.
2 Corinthians 6:14-18: Do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. For what fellowship has righteousness with lawlessness? And what communion has light with darkness? And what accord has Christ with Belial?

What is Yoga?
Yoga literally means to ‘yoke’. Much like the egg has a yolk that nourishes the baby before it can dock and begin leaching sustenance from the Mother’s womb; the soul is our yoke until we are one with the heavenly Feather. An insufficient or damaged yolk means spoilage and corruption. Yoga practice tries to defile the soul and stretch or detach it from the body temple before it can be one with the Creator.
Integral yoga is an approach to life that seeks to unite all the aspects of our living, e.g. our inner, spiritual life and our relations with others. It is inconsistent with the Christian view where fellowship, praise and thanks, rather than an exercise program, fulfills the role of unifying paste between the biological and metaphysical. The mental and physical exercises of yoga soften and stretch the body and soul leaving it succulent.

Yoga initially began in ancient India as a way to tenderize barbeque. It is still used by Japanese monks for Kobe beef. It quickly became a religious practice for Buddhists and Hindi as a way of uniting the body and spirit and promoting vegetarianism. Many of the diagrams for the chakra or points of light for the soul use diagrams similar to those used for the butchering of meat from vegetarian animals. This should set off alarms of concern for most Christians considering adding these stretching exercises to their workouts. For those still curious and bent on trying this form, study of the asanas or positions may help avoid the mistake of yoga.

Yoga Positions or Asanas
The basic position or asana is the sitting or lotus position. While the asana mirrors many of the Christian prayer rituals, differences are important to note. The lotus position, like Sunday service or weddings, comes with a requirement of sitting for a least an hour. In the introductory stage of yoga practice, the palms are touching in front of the body much like a prayerful pose. As a yoga practitioner is indoctrinated and becomes morally corrupted, the prayer is reversed with the hands in back. While this feels wonderful as the muscles and ligaments are stretched, the pleasure comes from the release of stress toxins in the shoulders and back which flavor the soul for deep fried demonic banquets. Demons commonly will view portraits of the reverse prayer pose and lick their lips in anticipation of the usurped spiced flesh.

Many of the asanas are loosely based on animal poses. The posturing as an animal defiles the synapses of the thinking Christian into believing bestial imitation is pleasing. Muscles relax and flex under the skin, sending tendrils of electric impulses to the brain that signal open congress with spirit beings waiting with condiments and croutons. The pull of gravity while performing these poses draws the life blood from aching joints while the souls of the bare feet are evenly compressed. It is a depravity of gravity that feels pleasing to the body whilst degrading the soul with filthy ideas like oneness of being.

While all asanas are meant to spoil the soul and drain cellular waste, no other is more adept for spiritual malfeasance than the ‘downward dog with leg on head overseeing pigeon dismounting warrior’ pose. This pose is very successful with older ladies suffering from occasional incontinence. Some so called Christian yoga practitioners will refer to this as the ‘Samaritan at the well’ or ‘teapot for Jesus’ pose, but clearly the position is rooted in the greeting of man’s best friend. While many Christians will try and incorporate these foreign ideas and religions into Christianity, the result is always a foray into the abyss of sin and spoil. The infectious pus of yoga is a contagion that spreads within relationships as well.

Couples that practice yoga can be gently prodded into entering a world of tantric love making. These types of positions and vigor will sprain the back and cause injury if the body is not lithe and loose from daily practice. This is the allure and glamour of yoga. Sutra, or instruction, is given for odd and tantalizing sexual explorations. For the Christian married couple this hiking trip is destined to end with tears, blame and pain unless the soul is given up for demonic possession.
What is Tantric Yoga Sex?
Tantric yoga sexual practice includes copulation while on drugs produced by the body. These drugs are generated when orgasm is extended with breathing and position techniques that are unnatural and costly. Some men have promised to purchase homes and new automobiles for women versed in the tantric practice. Others forego attending Sunday school and instead drop off the children and rush back to an hour of musk scented ‘practice’ on the stairs or kitchen floor. Instead of a 5 minute well-paced romp, love making becomes a stare down of huffing, puffing and steadily building climax that oozes from pores like electric blue sin. After extended multiple orgasms lasting 20 minutes or more the body reacts by numbing the brain of logical functions with gland produced drugs. This is highly irregular and suspect.

“In tantric sex, the brain chemistry is affected by empowering the endocrine glands for more hGH, serotonin, DHEA, and testosterone. Scientific and medical studies prove that sexual health improves drastically… stimulating blood circulation, detoxifying the body through the breath, strengthening the cardiovascular, endocrine/immune and nervous functions, leading to improved sexual health, rejuvenation and longevity.”
While this all sounds well and good, the normal person is not prepared for the soul ripping price of extended sexual gratification. Leg cramps and neck spasms make walking difficult and labored afterwards. The body and mind feel veiled and ruined. Concentration becomes blurred as ghost ripples and flutters across the belly cause one to gasp and stare blankly while having a conversation with elderly parents on the telephone. The thought train leaves the station without passengers. A long off engine vibrates a gentle “om” on the sun -bronzed tracks of memory that make a person stare off into the distance or even experience visions and hallucinations.
What the Heck is ‘Om’?
In some Tesla inspired fantasy world of yoga, the vibration of creation is replicated by the tonal repetition of ‘Om’. This is probably the most troubling for Christian scholars to rationalize because it is anti-Christian. While yoga practice does not specifically instruct this, the sound is equivalent to a dinner bell for Satan’s hounds. During my investigations into the darkness of yoga, I personally fell asleep in the corpse pose and began making a vibrating sound. Although the sound I made was interpreted as the sound of controversy rather than creation.

The everyday housewife taking a so called Christian Yoga practice is no less vulnerable than the Namaste Nancy. The stretching and pulling of the soul combined with the siren hymn ‘om’ of come hither ye demons leads to the complete and utter destruction of the spirit. Demons drag the corrupted yoga soul, loosed from the body, and fry them in putrid vats of boiling fat. Covens of demons can be seen soon after yoga classes, sitting in the parking lot devouring the thin shavings like salted chips seasoned with vinegar.
Yoga is not recommended for Christians. The impact on the physical health is evident in the form of bodily produced drug and sexual addiction, unnatural flexibility, and irregular gait from tantric sex. This alone should be enough to detract many from the spiritual hazards of detached souls and an afterlife of eternal condemnation.
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2011/august/godhasplanforbody.html
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I attend the Wednesday church yoga classes every week. I must be going to a different kind of yoga, cause we are not put into these sex driven positions.
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I’ve investigated this piece fully Tyson. I will be sending in an expense report for IcyHot and Tiger Balm.
BB
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This all looks a little foreign for my tastes. For me a good workout is chopping wood and maybe some long toss when the boys visit.
It is critical that women do maintain the desired shape though. If this is whats needed for her to meet the demands placed on her, so be it.
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Ah yes yoga thanks to it I can now have much more………… Kinky sex lol!
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Silence unmarried fornicator. Submit to a man and return to us changed.
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August, shut the hell up.
Oh, and change your avatar. The one you have up now makes you look like a cross between Count Dracula and a frog.
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Random question for the cultists (you christians):
Do you believe in the laws of nature (things like Newton’s laws)? And do you believe in atoms, or do they not exist, like your god?
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Is this Susan Xenu?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/81n7i.jpg[/img]
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Ewwwwwww please no!
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Oh be quite Alison, like you have any chance of being as attractive as I am at this age!
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vanity. Isn’t that some kind of sin too?
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Oh please I am changed, I used to only do straight dudes now I do girls and dudes! Big change! Lol! And granny, I’m staying as attractive as I am now! Look at my picture and tell my honestly don’t I look some what pretty I have blonde hair and blue eyes I look all most American, now just say it, u think I’m pretty but since I’m bi and hate “god” u think I’m gross now stop the hate! Haters gonna hate and all I gotta say is fuck u!
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Indeed, you would make a good wife if you weren’t such a tremendous slut.
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You’re so funny, while I am still very spry for my age I am afraid I could never do that, or my wrists would sound like snapping celery!
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I didn’t know the “wheel barrel” was a tantric position.
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If you have Satan lifting you up, these poses are possible.
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Is everything you don’t know evil or is it just everything society cares about?
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Heavenly Feather? I wish to know more about this sacred plume.
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is this my Bao???? If so I am so glad you finally signed up!
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It is, though I have been unable to actually register. I tried, but never got the confirmation email. So I just comment after entering Name and email address.
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Welcome oh great and wise Brother Bao. It matter not how you comment. Your presence is simply his desire.
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Isn’t it kinda ambiguous to use a personal pronoun as name for your imaginary friend?
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Bao,
I really appreciate you finding this error. I’ve been in a bit of kurfluffle with the tech team. Innocent questions about foreign web browsing becomes a miscommunication when a Southern accent makes it sound like Poreign. I really wasn’t accusing, but Persian Kitty sounds foreign. Now he’s in trouble and they blame me.
I’m putting together a muffin basket to apologize.
Kind regards,
BB
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No apologies needed, unless you are sorry that ther e is no sacred plume. I was hoping to find out about it’s msyteries!
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Hmmm looks like a bunch of sex positions lol. Seriously though yoga is really good for you. It makes you stronger and more flexible, and countless other things.
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It makes it easier for whorelots to twist into horrendously depraved docking positions over and over again without fatigue, for one.
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And what’s wrong with trying a new position every once and a while? Keeps things interesting.
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Shannon, You have not been married yet.
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Yea and what’s your point? This is the 21st century very few people wait for marriage anymore. Besides I’m only in my 20′s I don’t want to be tied down by a husband that’s going to get in my way, I wanna have fun.
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Shannon, you know I appreciate you as a friend, but as a friend I feel the need to tell you that this pre-marital sex and fancy positions will just cause you problems later in life. I was once like you, I just wanted to “enjoy” everything(sexual or not), but then I met God and realized that I was chasing after false “fun”. I’m sure you will see the same soon as well.
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Shannon, let Claire show you the way. She married a person who is the exact opposite of her, yet we have come to love each other. She knew that she needed more than her 402 cats in her life, and I was the guy that was willing to love a “crazy cat lady”. I think you have a lot of potential and love to give Shannon, I hope you stop protecting Satanic Bands, Movies and religions like Wicca.
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Be careful, Shannon. Missionary is the only fully Christ approved position. And neither participant is supposed to enjoy it — remember, it is a *duty*.
Doggy style may have some level of pre-approval, but I would check with your Pastor first.
http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-doggy-style-acceptible-for-christian-woman/
Other positions might risk your immortal soul.
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Do you really think I care about a Christ approved position? I don’t think so! Like I said, I’m young single and having fun.
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that makes me moist
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I will talk with my pastor about this.
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First of all August is an idiot! Maybe all of you supposedly ‘married christians’ need some therapy. You should enjoy sex with your spouse. It says in the bible sex is for the married couple, and according to Katt Williams, if you don’t suck your man’s dick, there’s a raggedy bitch who will, and they’ve got her number!! There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex, or trying new things in the bedroom. And Roger, do you consult your pastor before making any kind of decision in your life?? I’ve noticed you posted this more than once. If you have to ask for advice before making decisions in your life and marriage, you are obviously not the man of your household, and you’re weak minded on top of that. God gave us free will, so I’m not sure why you’re asking another human being his opinion. Oh and Bao, we don’t live in the old testament times, stop talking like you do. You sound retarded. You people truly make me sick. It’s people like you who scare people away from God. Who would want to go to church with crazy freaks like you??? I wouldn’t. Someone needs to shut this site down, it’s insane. All of you need to be put into a mental institution for evaluations!
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Hi Danielle,
I appreciate you taking the time to respond to the article and comments here. I noticed you seem a little negative. A negative outlook is not only spiritually burdensome and unhealthy, but also physically taxing on the body.
We don’t always agree with everyone and everything, but sometimes there are more constructive and positive ways to express unease or disagreement. Understanding that behind each commentator there is a real and beautiful human being is helpful.
These comments are not the sum total of the people you call out. Each of them have feelings and lives outside of a few lines of text. The problem of leaping to conclusions is one rarely lands on the truth.
I think you’ve got a lot of fire and passion, I only hope you can see through all the smoke and see the light in others with what must be a beautiful pair of eyes.
Kind regards,
BB
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BB,
Thanks for responding so nicely. You are right to say that the comments are not the sum of each person. Didn’t really think about that. I just truly believe that we as christians are taught that it is wrong to enjoy certain things, like sex. Why can’t we share intimate moments with our spouses, and do different things?? And I also don’t agree with having to ask your pastor for guidance or permission before you set out to live your life. He’s human, and he sins just like everyone else. and there’s nothing wrong with being a freak
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“Someone needs to shut this site down.”
Who would you send to do that? Wave after wave of BVD army tweens?
Last I checked, in mighty America, this is all constitutionally protected expression.
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I’ve done some research. So far Claire’s internet Petition with 18 signatures is not enough to legally shut us down. Also a Facebook page with 7 likes isn’t enough to shut us down.
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technically internet is NOT protected by the “all mighty american constitution”
for that They must piut new ammendment inside constitution and it’s would actually be Impossible since it’s world wide
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Wow, such ranting and raving, and you don’t see thee irony. That made me chortle.
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Oh and Allison, thank you for having some balls on here! People need to stand up to these freaks!
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If “Allison” has balls, I think shes the freak. Not liek your one to talk.
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Bao means stupid In chinese by the way
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I am not Chinese. And you are wrong anyway.
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I can tell you from experience; I’ve tried this a few times, at this “Frantic Tantric for god” thing they put on every few months at the community center, with multiple different men, and it is NOT safe at all.
I’m still limping. Seriously. Gods people, STAY AWAY! Thank you once again Christwire.
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Yawn u all bored me!
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Why would any one want to do something that so clearly invites demons into the body for a weekend of possession and terror? Tantric sex is a gateway to pedophilia and rape. I just hope that these people are sending their children off to grandma’s for the weekend while they do their yoga sex.
This is a danger to the Christian family, for sure!
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That is completely judging a book by its cover. Just because you think something is evil doesn’t mean that if people do this they will go on to rape or children. Sex has become more open in the past several decades and only those who remain with their eyes closed stay in the dark. Just because you believe it shouldn’t exist doesn’t keep it from being. Not being a Christian family we don’t worry about this. Some of the radicals that post on this site are so closed off and far from reallity it almost makes all of you like the Muslim extremists. I’m not saying you will blow up a building, but how far will you go to show the world your rediculous views.
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Seriously un-American propaganda from our secret enemies. I can see only ungodly evil in this. If exercise is needed then play baseball or football. These are our approved American sports. No need for this foreign abomination – and this includes soccer, rugby, cricket and the foreign pelota and boules. There are other sinful foreign games such as shinty, Australian football and tennis. I would caution all believers to shun these, especially where there is man on man physical contact, especially wrestling. The recommended American sports should be limited to sporting guns and hunting.
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Seriously? You ultra fundies have done to the church what the Tea Party has done to the GOP. You guys are so anti-science and reason that you’ve gone as far right as one can go. What ever happened to reason and logic to come to a well-researched conclusion. We’ve got folks spouting things on here that will take us back to the 1950s, people.
Ok, to test this notion … How many of you folks are going to vote for Michelle ‘I don’t know John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy’ Bachmann?
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