London Riots Brutality Now So Violent, Evil Dictators Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Muammar Qaddafi Beg America to Intervene
With tears of sorrow streaming down his bearded face, a somber Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad took to the palacial stage last night to beg. It was not for money or humanitarian aide for his own nation, nay, not even for the right to invade his blood enemy of Israel.
In an unprecedented move of compassion, Ahmadinejad begged America to save the good people of London.
The Iranians are a very evil people, an entire nation that deserves wrathful carpet-bombing of preemptive nukes and firebombs dropped on every square inch of their sandy soil. They are a member of the Axis of Evil and know no morality, but yet, even their villainous leader knows what is happening to the people of London is wrong.
As the London riots spill into the third day, the statistics are alarming:
Violence Against Londoners, At A Glance
- 284 people missing, in London proper alone
- 23 counts of forced debauncery at Wimbley stadium, with 6 soccer stars reportedy having their gootch musk tainted by ornery officers with batons
- the burning of kittens and puppies to dehumanize children, one in which renown humanitarian August Weisz now famously caught in this horrifying image
- hate crimes: many urban Afro-Britanians are using this opportunity to enact innate violence and lust acts upon innocent suburban university students.
- Queen Elizabeth II forcibly swatch badgered in the knickers before being rescued by special forces
- burning of civic services (buses, schools, churches, neighborhood centers, grocery stores) to cause chaos and compliance from the British people
- David Cameron has vowed to utilize powerful water cannons and rubber bullets on any protestors
These horrors are but a small sampling of the crimes the British people have endured for now nearly a week. As the people of Britain continued to travel along the road to eventual genocide and slavery, Barack Hussein Obama is sitting idly, not jumping in to help.
Even Muammar Gaddafi, the terror-Lord of Libya who refuses to bow to American authority, today stated that the human rights violations in London are far too tragic. That if he is considered a rights violation monster, how can the people in London be allowed treated like this without any US intervention. And for once, Muammar is absolutely right.
David Cameron may be possessed by the demon spirit of Idi Amin. Not since Amin’s brutal rule claimed 300,000 thousand lives in Africa have we seen this sort of wanton carnality, debauchery and carnality inflicted on a people. The EDM raver concerts that horrified Americans last week have nothing on what’s happening to Britain, inflicted by people we would expect to be sensible, adult and Christian.
Horror fills your eyes.
Still bringing terror from the back of a horse, Cameron’s black-clad dragoons torch homes and churches in the countryside of London. How many people have perished in this ‘cleansing of the chav-ridden poor of eternally faux furloughs’ as Cameron is calling it is still unconfirmed at the time of report.
Even after that chilling images, Democrats like Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi will be selfish and allow these rights violations to continue to occur. They will lie to you and say we cannot possibly afford a war with England.
To that we must say, hogwash! America was founded by fighting a war with a far more wealthy England, with a filthy-rich tyrant known as King George at the helm. We freed the world from England’s iron grip once and now, we must free even their own people from the government they have bowed before for too long.
The plan for restoring America’s economy to prime standing and protecting the lesser countries is patently simple. Below, we see a map of S&P’s global credit rating.
via chartsbin.com
If we simply invade the nations with prime credit rating, deliver their people from the oppressive governments, and instead of using an oil commodity or tangible good as compensation, we simply usurp their credit rating. Our credit rating will be as powerful and stellar as Optimus Prime in a summer blockbuster, gleaming and glistening as the new steel makes all other nations that we did not invade and call our known supremely jealous. The nations we protect would protect us and take pride in being in the US protectorate.
My friends, the world as we knew it no longer exists. The gloves of Satan have come off and he’s trying everything possible to sabotage morality in the Western governments. China’s threat is growing and we must unify the powerful, credit-worthy Western states. Look at how Satan causes the leaders of London to brutally ravage their citizens. He’s doing this so China, his evil dragon children, can gain power and eventually domination.
My dear friends, it is time for America’s military to invade London. Along with Australia and a handful other countries in Europe, England’s credit rating is still Prime. By invading these countries and setting them free of their government, America can usurp that rating while bringing protection to the citizens of these oppressive lands. A government so greedy it will not spend enough to help all the people will always eventually lead to a Nazi state.
As you let this realization and truth set upon you, look upon these images of police violence being exacted upon our brothers and sisters in England. America is in a recession. We have a mindless Democrat president at the helm. A dictator is rising to the East. And once again, just like in the 1940s, America will be blessed for saving the world from eternal damnation and oppression.
This is like World War II all over again, and the only name-swap is Nazi Germany with Labour Conservatives. America, this is our moment to once again be the executive police, judgemental jury and legislating law the world desperately needs.
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Author: Mike Watson
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9:16 pm
This is very upsetting, but in upset lies opportunity. Many of these buildings will need to be rebuilt, requiring labor and materials thusly sustaining the economy.
A lower rate of interest would be nice for those rebuilding, but the higher rate of a lower rating will build the banks as well as the city.
Through the smoke, there is hope.
Well thought out piece, Mike.
Praise be,
BB
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12:55 am
Wonderful piece, Mike. I am going to write Sarah Palin’s aides and tell them they should consider you to author some of her speeches.
I hope those Londoners had the good sense to burn down all strip bars, sex shops, and other dens of inequity that victimize the people of the city.
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7:23 am
Ah yes another brainwashed 40 ur old virgin that all men and lesbiens find yet again unattractive
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6:03 am
Is this website a spoof ?
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6:46 am
Kevin, please do ur brain a favor and go away before they suck u in and fuck u up dude.
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6:52 am
So it is real? It just gives another reason for the rest of the world to think Americans are ignorant and bigoted.
Alison don’t worry about me, I haven’t had this good a laugh for a while. This website has cheered me up no end.
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7:02 am
I wanna say it’s fake but ppl still believe it so watevr and I’m glad for u bro this site has got evrything u need for a good laugh and yes this is the reason why the rest of the world wants to fuck us up
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9:08 am
If America came to London, their pathetic millitary would probably kill itself in “Friendly Fire” incidents before they could do anything about the rioters.
I’d like to remind everyone in foreign countries what happened the last time a foreign country underestimated Britain. They came up against the Spitfire.
We, the decent people of Britain are rising up as one to take our streets back from these mindless fools, and yet this website continues to ignore this fact. We’re taking our own streets back, and we don’t need a bunch of jumped up American idiots shooting each other getting in our way and making our lives harder.
America: Keep your big nose out of our business, and go back to being the God bothering nutjobs who still think it’s acceptable to carry guns in the street. Poor, backwards nation that you are.
Kevin, yes, this website is a joke. It’s the people who believe it’s real who contribute the real humour though. I only come on here for the fun.
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9:22 am
So much hatred! Did you miss out on your beans on toast this morning or something?
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9:31 am
No hatred, just facts. And actually I did! I decided to have a delicious fry up instead. Eggs, saussages, bacon, with beans and fried bread. Lovely stuff. A proper breakfast indeed.
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9:34 am
Cren de tartar moi ecse and barsi en vernci 1,000 dollar breakfast bitch and now why tell the boy lies! This is ovbiouly a troll site!
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1:04 pm
If those gamey Brits had any nuts, they would have stomped out this problem long ago. This is why the bear arms, this is why we have guns. How many businesses have been looted because their owners didn’t have a gun and the wits to stand at their doors to stop all these ethnic criminals?
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1:40 pm
Exactly, Stephenson. The very least the USAF could do is to use Predator drones to take out the looters – and not tell Obama about it. He would certainly chicken out. I will be sending the Archbishop of London Boris Johnson twenty good US bucks to start a guns for storeowners fund.
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6:39 pm
I just love that interactive chart…. Its amazing how many liberal americans seem to not care about the british people. Its shameful.
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5:52 am
We all care about London one way or another but it’s like a girlfriend boyfriend thing when u hear them fighting u don’t walk in and slap the chick! This is a relationship thing between London and it’s people and if ur god dose exsist then he would do something for his English children and look nothing!
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5:59 am
“if ur god dose exsist”
What? What does that even mean?
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6:05 am
Ur just seeing things dork now go back to watching ur teen porn and leave the talking to the adults and the rest of the idiots on this site
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6:22 am
Everytime I read a post from Aliceson I want to print it out and find a red pen to correct it.
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6:32 am
U do that but leave mine alone, plus this aliceson girl sounds fun…….and hawt! And before u Piss urself granny it’s txt talk! Learn it before u judge it
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12:23 am
THE
BOOK OF
SATAN
III
1. “Love one another” it has been said is the supreme law, but what power made it so? Upon
what rational authority does the gospel of love rest? Why should I not hate mine enemies -
if I “love” them does that not place me at their mercy?
2. Is it natural for enemies to do good unto each other – and WHAT IS GOOD?
3. Can the torn and bloody victim “love” the blood-splashed jaws that rend him limb from
limb?
4. Are we not all predatory animals by instinct? If humans ceased wholly from preying upon
each other, could they continue to exist?
5. Is not “lust and carnal desire” a more truthful term to describe “love” when applied to the
continuance of the race? Is not the “love” of the fawning scriptures simply a euphemism
for sexual activity, or was the “great teacher” a glorifier of eunuchs?
6. Love your enemies and do good to them that hate and use you – is this not the despicable
philosophy of the spaniel that rolls upon its back when kicked?
7. Hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him
on the other!; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law!
8. He who turns the other cheek is a cowardly dog!
9. Give blow for blow, scorn for scorn, doom for doom – with compound interest liberally
added thereunto! Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, aye four-fold, a hundred-fold! Make
yourself a Terror to your adversary, and when he goeth his way, he will possess much
additional wisdom to ruminate over. Thus shall you make yourself respected in all the
walks of life, and your spirit – your immortal spirit – shall live, not in an intangible
paradise, but in the brains and sinews of those whose respect you have gained.
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9:05 am
Apparently there were mo more terrorist criminal acts in London last night. I suggest that Jesus has intervened through means that we will never know. It just goes to reinforce our American GOP Christian faith. Halleluya!
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5:02 am
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7:52 pm
Do you people honestly believe that the policemen on horses were torching houses and churches in London countryside.
1.) Police don’t do that – they were stopping thugs.
2.) The rioting took place in central London which, last time I checked, was no where near the countryside.
Everything on this website is taken out of context and then put under a heading with some fake statistics and graphs.
You talk about protecting from sin but yet you go on to say that you should invade all countries that have a poor credit rating. I mean. can you get anymore deluded than that?
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8:02 pm
Just looked on wikipedia and this whole website is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight perceived excesses of Christian conservatives along with derogative slang, homophobic references, and hints at child abuse. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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