LOVE

• ChristWire
August 31, 2011 9:49 pm30 comments

Don’t give in to the slanted, judgmental ramblings of old, conservative Americans who take it upon themselves to cast judgment on their fellow man, when in their own minds and hearts, are evil by nature and practice.

TEN POINTS FOR A BETTER LIFE:

01. God loves you.

02. God wants you to do the best you can (without hurting anyone, or being destructive in the process).

03. Listen to your heart when in contemplation — do not rely on the authors of this website, or anywhere else in the world, to help you make the *right* decision. The voice of your conscience is the voice of God.

04. It’s okay to be contemporary. Be awesome — wear cool colors, patterns, hats and funky colors — so long as they won’t hurt anyone’s feelings. Take pride in your appearance and individuality; stand out of the crowd. Don’t fade away. Watch movies, play video games, listen to great music — just be mindful of the messages, and know when to turn that sh*t off.

05. Have faith. But it is okay to ask questions.

06. Many “Christians” in America are no better than the jihadist Muslims, using the name of God to disguise their hatred. You can see it.

07. Don’t be closed-minded. Don’t get “holier-than-thou” on anyone, because you’re of the same value to God as any other. We are all sinners, and thus, our punishment is death.

08. If you create a problem, don’t run away from it. Accept responsibility, and try your best to solve it. It’s okay to fail sometimes… so long as you try.

09. Have fun in life. But be careful. Some risks just aren’t worth taking.

10. The world we live in is as beautiful as it is ugly. It’s 50/50, so try to be on the “cup is half-full” side as best you can. Don’t become jaded and spiteful — your life will suck.

With love,
Aldan

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30 Comments

  • You got #1 and #2 correct hippie.

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  • I *LOVE* whoever wrote this article! *BIG* hug! lol

    Every single point is valid and the author actually knows what they are talking about! And that’s *RARE* on this site[and yet, it does serve as my amusement to see how stupid other people can be]…heh

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    • More proof all hippies are drugged out homogays.

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      • Look who’s talking, “Bruised Anus”…lol

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        • Very clever… Do you hippies always act like 7th grade bullies and make fun of people’s God-given names? Hippies need to stop bullying the rest of the World into not showering and taking anally induced drugs and injecting marijuana. You hippie bullies sicken me, but I will continue to pray for you.

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          • four and twenty

            you don’t inject weed. you smoke it. or eat it. but injecting it is just stupid and actually impossible. good job dipshit.

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          • You acted like a seventh grader and made fun of Ashley Purdy’s name. You aren’t any better than them.

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          • NellieBVD, Who is Ashton Pudding?

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          • Clearly you cannot read. My Screen name is NellieBVB. You made fun of ASHLEY PURDY’s name, because he is a guy. Ashley has only been used as a female name since the 20th century. It was originally a man’s name. Ashley Purdy is the bassist of Black Veil Brides.

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          • “Do you hippies always act like 7th grade bullies and make fun of people’s God-given names? ”

            Hey, act like a bully, get bullied back, easy as that. You want to call me a woman, then you cry when you’re called ‘bruised anus’, so shut the fuck up Butt Boy.

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  • four and twenty

    Right, and while I’m here, I love love love this article. Only remotely true representation of Christianity on this site.

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  • why was this hippie filth allowed on our holy servers?

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  • Wow! Great article!
    First writer on this site that is not retarded!

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  • Great Article:)

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  • Are those sinful heathen pictures what “steampunk” is?

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    • Here is the definition of steampunk-
      a subgenre of science fiction and fantasy featuring advanced machines and other technology based on steam power of the 19th century and taking place in a recognizable historical period or a fantasy world.
      That picture is a great piece of artwork called “Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory,” and it’s by Salvador Dali

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  • Yuk. No mention about guns and the right of Americans to bear them. Is this guy anti American and wants Christians to give up our right to bear arms, especially automatic weapons. My pastor has secured a delivery of Czech AK 47 semi auto weapons for just this reason. In Blameless Creek they will be on sale for fifty dollars apiece. Good for all kinds of barn rats.

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    • That’s an SKS, but nice try fish boy.

      I support the right to arm bears.

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  • I had requested similar weapon from German origin as much more accurate out to 1000 metres, but no answer on that.

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  • I did have a reply from the Kaplan in Scheissdorf Bavaria but he was not very helpful. He referred me to a priest in austria who suggested Glock or Heckler – I think think this is overkill for Christians of America. Que pienses? As the Mexicans say.

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  • What is this tripe. This is not Huffington Post.

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    • “Oh no! Someone’s preaching legitimate Christian values and not the hate and bigotry that we promote! To hell with peace!”

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  • God is love. He saved and forgave me.

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  • Good, honest, kind and CHRISTIAN article.
    You, Aldan Shinault, are clear thinking and right minded it is great finally seeing an article like this on this website. Keep up the good work

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  • As far as bearing arms, Kimber .45 acp all the way Haha but this is the kind of christian I like

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  • Wesley Shinault

    Great article little bro. Sorry haters, he is a late 80′s baby. (too young for hippiedom)

    It is funny how these old tymer devout christians have split venomous tongues.

    Ahhh serpents.

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