Michelle Bachman Wishes Elvis Happy Birthday, On His Death Day
As if we needed any more proof of why America must never allow a woman to wear the pants in the White House, today our friend Michelle Bachman helps drive the point home.
Women are fickle and ignorant. Sometimes when you talk to them, you can see the idiotic ignorance of their dancing eyes get lost in your words about the economy, faith and mathematical statistics. It’s because the brain of a woman is inferior to that of a man.
The Bible expressly forbids women from opening their trap:
“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” I Timothy 2:12
Over 34 years ago, Elvis died from being a sloven heathen. Every man knows that fact and you would think most women do too. Maybe there are still some weirdos out there who believe Elvis is alive, but these are the same morons who believe aliens are flying around in secret expanses of “space”.
If Michelle Bachman is a Christian, she will go back home and shut her mouth. And before the women’s coalition gets their knickers in a twist, let’s use the YouTube technology to talk about facts. You know, the thing your wife hates.
If you think a woman should be voted for in presidency, do this experiment for me. The next time you find yourself at a funeral, start singing ‘Happy Birthday to You’ for the eulogy. If everyone laughs and applauds, waiting for the corpse flesh to blow out the candles, run away. You’re at the Bachman family reunion. Idiot women.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
3:45 pm
A divine article. Let’s all have a good laugh at the comment section, shall we?
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
3:48 pm
Insert unnecessry boner joke!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:21 pm
Epic Fuckin Win.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
4:47 pm
“The Bible expressly forbids women from opening their trap:”
Then I suggest you delete all “articles” written by Susan, Blanche, and Amber.
“If Michelle Bachman is a Christian, she will go back home and shut her mouth.”
So then Susan, Blanche, and Amber clearly aren’t true Christians.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
7:14 pm
Claire as usual this was a nice conversation until you showed up
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
7:54 pm
First explain how this was a conversation and then explain how it was nice.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
12:15 am
Wow Claire, you really do kill all the fun. Don’t try to confuse everybody with your new age “facts” and “logic”. As Susan pointed out, we were having fun until you showed up with your cat, which is undoubtedly some sort if sick sex joke.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
7:16 pm
Nathan, I’ve been a member of this site since 2008. How long have you been here?
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:16 pm
As a woman I have to say that the idea of this as presiden scares me
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:20 pm
Sorry the old age shakes got to me let me try it again.
As a woman I have to say that the idea of this woman as president scares me.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
11:32 pm
Nixon and Elvis were good friends and both hated hippies.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
11:42 pm
I think they bowled together in a league.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
12:12 am
>>>Maybe there are still some weirdos out there who believe Elvis is alive, but these are the same morons who believe aliens are flying around in secret expanses of “space”.
What do you mean weirdos? man. Just look at who’s posting this. Showed you non-believing assholes, huh?! By the way aliens aren’t “flying around in secret expanses of “space”. The expanses are quite well publicized.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
12:54 am
I like this Bachman lady. She is pretty as punch and I find her gaze inspiring and captivating. Plus she isn’t some angry feminist, she just repeats what she thinks we conservative white men want to hear.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
5:27 pm
1 Timothy 2:11-15 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.
I like how we learn from men, have to be quiet, then get deceived by a man. Just a thought.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0