• Michelle Bachman Wishes Elvis Happy Birthday, On His Death Day

    August 17, 2011 2:25 pm 15 comments
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  • As if we needed any more proof of why America must never allow a woman to wear the pants in the White House, today our friend Michelle Bachman helps drive the point home.

    Women are fickle and ignorant.  Sometimes when you talk to them, you can see the idiotic ignorance of their dancing eyes get lost in your words about the economy, faith and mathematical statistics.  It’s because the brain of a woman is inferior to that of a man.

    The Bible expressly forbids women from opening their trap:

    “I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” I Timothy 2:12

    Over 34 years ago, Elvis died from being a sloven heathen.  Every man knows that fact and you would think most women do too.  Maybe there are still some weirdos out there who believe Elvis is alive, but these are the same morons who believe aliens are flying around in secret expanses of “space”.

    If Michelle Bachman is a Christian, she will go back home and shut her mouth.  And before the women’s coalition gets their knickers in a twist, let’s use the YouTube technology to talk about facts.  You know, the thing your wife hates.

    If you think a woman should be voted for in presidency, do this experiment for me. The next time you find yourself at a funeral, start singing ‘Happy Birthday to You’ for the eulogy. If everyone laughs and applauds, waiting for the corpse flesh to blow out the candles, run away. You’re at the Bachman family reunion. Idiot women.

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