New Brain Eating Amoeba Was Born In New York’s Gay Bath Houses
Yonkers, New York Terrified scientists clamor about in New York, trying to find the cure for a new amoeba that can eat your brain within a day. Almost like a thing from horror films, this new ‘zombie parasite’ actually has its orgins in New York’s rampantly gay community.
During the 1980s, the amoeba was first discovered and called Homo naegleria rectalis, biological nomenclature for the ravaging effect it had on the anal region of practicing gays. The myriad, flesh-rotting diseases that shocked the most seasoned officials at the CDC were summarily grouped as “Gay Bowel Disease” or “Gay Bowel Syndrome“.
Though liberal politicking and bickering has lowered awareness of GBD over the last 30 years, today we see a newer, more terrifying version of this amoeba has somehow mutated and is putting the lives of every person at risk.
The entry point for the F1 Naegleria strain was simple: homosexual phallus to homosexual rectal tissue. At this point in the life cycle, the amoeba would feast on all the bacteria that festers on a gay’s naturally unclean skin in their snookered backsides. This festering lead to things like AIDS, warts, anal legions and even a rare form of heart disease in the gay community.
But scientists and us Christians figured the exposure to the amoeba would be limited to the homo community, so just did not make a big deal over Democrat’s shushing the truth of Gay Bowel Disease to the public.
Naegleria fowleri
But now we are paying the price for letting this gay amoeba brood. Gays are rampant in their promiscuity, with the average gay man sin docking with over 500 partners per year. These sick numbers mean the wild flora and fauna at the point of sinful flesh contact are wild and exotic, all becoming moist in DNA altering frictions every time these sickos reach their climax. Somehow their sinful actions caused a mutation of the GBD amoeba and we have now a new GBD: Gay Brain Disease.
The vector of spread of this organism works just like the classic GBD amoeba of the 80s, but any of us can catch it. Now gays can spread their sicknesses just by breathing our air and putting their bodies in our water supply. Behold science.
At this point you are terrified. That next gulp of water or breath of fresh air you take may be just like teeing up for a swing of Dapper Sam’s Subway Salami in your No-no spot.
I could only wish this was the Middle Ages, because we could just take hot irons and shape them into giant “G” for “Going to hell, you gays!” and brand them all and make them settle in a far away penile colony! You you sick gays would enjoy that but so would we, because we would not have your nasty lifestyles causing amoeba that can eat our brains out.
Gays are to blame for many things. Just hit “gays to blame” in the search bar in our archives and you will witness 100s of articles. The best way to know what faces us now is to learn from the horrors we all endured in 1977 when we first discovered gay bowel syndrome. Education others and tell them the gay virus has mutated and is coming to some water or air near you. Do you still really want to vote for gay’s marriage?
Enjoy my video presentation.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJE3hHEdps
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Author: Abe
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6:33 pm
How terrifying! Usually I try to help the gays turn away from their sadistic bondage orgies, but I am keeping far away from them until this gay brainpenis infestation is over!
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12:30 am
I can’t even begin to describe how incredible the term ‘brainpenis infestation’ is. You, good sir, are nothing short of a genius.
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12:53 am
Cool Tom, I wish we could just put the gays on island and forget about them. I think that Puerto Rico would do just about fine.
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12:59 am
Iceman, The homogays do have an island, It is called Ibiza. Now we just need to figure out a way to not let them come back to God’s Country, America.
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6:36 pm
Abe,
I watched that video in horror. Like a lot of Americans, I am very particular about the smooth muscle tissue of the colon being subjected to irritation and bother. I think the medical terms escape my understanding because they have so many vowels.
I’m glad you did this research because like a lot of people, I wouldn’t know what questions to pose on Yahoo Ask. We need this kind of information with the socialized medicine that we face with O-Care.
Thanks again for teaching.
BB
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6:53 pm
Oh no Abe! Did u escape from the mental hospital again? Bad Abe! U know thier gonna shove that big pole up ur bum again! Hmmm I’m starting to think that u like having that thing up there! Bad Abe! Now shut up and go back to the nut house where u belong!
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7:16 pm
Oh Lordy please help this idiotic soul by the name of Abe. He has disobeyed your laws and turned against you!
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7:27 pm
AMEN!!!!!
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9:28 pm
Amen!
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9:12 am
Amen!
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7:34 pm
Amen.
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11:02 pm
another way they spread it is when a gay waiter or chef whipes his exposed sin stick on you food.
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11:19 pm
I don’t frequent restaurants where the gay waiters and chefs have exposed sin sticks.
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2:14 pm
well you are clearly going to the wrong restaurants.
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11:19 pm
Gays spread more disease than asians.
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11:38 pm
Racist!
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2:21 pm
YouRacist MeAwesome
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3:15 pm
Isn’t pride a sin?
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12:33 am
Did we just have three conversions?
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12:13 pm
Not even close!
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12:56 am
The only good amoeba is a gay amoeba. God works on the microscopic level his wonders to perform! Praise Him.
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12:10 pm
A lot of Amen’s going on in here. I’m impressed with the strong display of spirituality coming from our users here!
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2:04 pm
Here’s some more for u
GO TO HELL! AMEN!
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2:35 pm
You keep telling them Alison!!!!!! I think they all should.. you should come like this page on fb… i hate christwire!!! they should be taken down
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4:35 am
Will u “marry” me?
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4:44 am
Alison, are you going to proposition every female on our holy web site?
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4:49 am
No! U keep ur saggy old bitches and I will respectfuly ask the sane women if they wish to “marry” me. Tis all I wish to do, so how bout it doll face?
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4:55 am
You are very depraved. May God have mercy on your soul!
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3:28 pm
haha sure Alison if your talking to me.. you are one of the NONE stupid assholes..
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10:06 pm
Wow I have more wives than girlfriends any of these idiots ever had, hot damn I need to get a new pic with a lik more,………… Flesh! Till death do us party celebrating hardy!
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12:39 am
Gratsi mi amore! Till death do we party! Celebrating hardy!
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1:00 pm
Wow this is utterly sad.. 1. it came from the warm waters from down south 2. it has nothing to do with gays at all 3. it goes into your nasal passage and goes into your brain and eats the tissue….. 3 people just recently died from this. Its not something gays get from having intercourse. So your saying that a 9 year old little boy that just died was doing gay things to die from this disease??? You should be ashamed for posting this specially after 3 innocent people just died. So dickface before you post a article since i know you will get your damn facts right!!!!!
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1:09 pm
and i know this cause yahoo had an article bout the people
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4:47 am
“So dickface before you post a article since i know you will get your damn facts right!!!!!”
Huh? Could your rephrase that in terms that make sense? Christly sense too, please.
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4:52 am
All I hear from u is;
yackatty yackatty yackatty yack! Blah blah blah blah blah! Troll troll troll troll troll yackatty troll blah blah!
So u gotta start making sense first.
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4:57 am
Ah, way to add to the nonsense Alison! Your communication skills decline with every post.
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5:02 am
Blah blah yackatty yack!
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5:17 am
And down they go even further. I hate to make ad hominem attacks (as if you will possibly understand that term), but in this case it fits appropriately.
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3:30 pm
hmm im pretty sure that this makes sense
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1:13 pm
Wise up Brittany
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2:33 pm
maybe you should since all of this article is FALSE!!!!!! gay people are AMAZING!!!! so maybe you should just go to hell….
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12:04 am
So I guess you haven’t realized that this whole website is satirical yet…
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5:00 pm
Hopefully you can’t get that from eating poop. Sometimes I bore of my own poop and pay homeless people to squat in my mouth and drop a log. Yum Yum! I gotta be careful, because sometimes I get drunk from eating too much of that!
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6:13 pm
This is so fake. I know Christians are extremely anti-gay because the bible says that there’s one man and one woman and I know because I’m a christian myself, but come on. Do you people really think that there’s a little amoeba that will literally chew up your brain in a day. If that was true, you’d all be dead. And if this is an airborne virus, why hasn’t the news reported this or why isn’t over 50% of the population dead. Therefore, either make scientifically proven diseases or don’t make something up just in the name of religion. You’re shaming the Lord right now just telling lies. Ahem. The 10 commandments.
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