New York Blacks Start Obligatory Looting, Rioting in Face of Hurricane Irene
Poughkeepsie, New York – The New York blacks are being predictable and robbing everyone in face of Hurricane Irene. New York is renown for its impressive crime rates, but now that a national event is taking place much as seen in the notorious LA riots and post-Katrina mayhem, blacks are using their innate ability to steal in the time of great need.
With all the Wal-marts in inner-city Harlem and Queens ransacked, post New Yorkers as far away as Poughkeepsie are reporting a higher incidence of ‘masked black roaming the store’.
Fortunately to date, blacks seen outside their normal areas of shopping don’t seem armed and seem keened on taking the last of water, sugary drinks and though not in the report, I would assume chicken-flavored products.
If you find yourself caught in the midst of a rioting black that does not look like they are from the suburbs, do not make any sudden movements. Just let them pick what they need and that is usually all they want when they enter survival mode, somewhat like a cornered coon kitty. That is not racist, it is just stating the facts.
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Author: Tiernan Kincaid
1:52 am
Ya know, I like how racist you people are. Are you saying that there aren’t any other race of people ransacking places and looting? That sure seems to be the case.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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5:47 am
L.N, did you not see this sentence…”That is not racist, it is just stating the facts.” That proves it is not racist. Why do you little kids have to keep calling us Christians names????
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9:53 pm
So just because you say it’s not racist, instantly means that it’s not racist? You realize that’s not how it works, right?
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9:50 pm
This is a satirical website you moron–it’s a joke. It’s satirizing racism, I hope the 7 people who gave you a thumbs up did so sarcastically.
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9:53 pm
we know most of it is satrical, but still there are some people on here that are not. christian intellectual (misnomer), for examle
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10:58 pm
I agree! I’m not black or anything, but this most definitely reeked of racism! So wrong. The whole assuming chicken flavored stuff?? Like, come on people!
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7:57 pm
you’re right, he should have said pickled pigs feet.
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4:19 pm
If it isn’t racism then you could have simply said PEOPLE instead of BLACKS!!
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7:59 pm
that’s assuming blacks are people
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8:05 pm
Good point, we are currently doing a study about whether some species evolved while others were created. It could prove both creationism and evolution and explain a lot of the tribal’s anger issues.
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8:12 pm
ALL races of human beings evolved. Whites AND blacks.
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7:56 pm
Of course he’s saying that blacks are the ones looting, are you blind?
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2:04 am
wow, i love (sarcastic) how rascist people are in the bible belt. Its really laughable
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10:24 am
i love how youre so stupid that you cant see that this is all a joke!!!!
i have a love hate relationship with stupid people. on one hand you are really funny to watch… on the other i feel like you are going to start to water our crops with brawndo……
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11:02 pm
Either way, joke or not..It’s harsh. There’s always some truth behind every joke, think about it. Doesn’t make the people who took it seriously “stupid” just considerate.
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2:22 am
No surprise here. Its just like roach colonies spread and terrorize everyone around their base camp.
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4:35 pm
“I’m not racist, I just think that black people are like cockroaches.” – Adam Nelson
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4:44 pm
Ah, Claire! Donated to any charities today? I know I have! It feels good to do something that benefits others.
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1:46 pm
No, but I gave a dollar to the homeless guy selling the Spare Change News who stands across the street from my work, as I do everyday. I’ve also volunteered at an animal shelter for the past four years.
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9:28 pm
“I am not a psychopath, i just think that murdering babies is OK.” – Claire
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9:37 pm
“Christwire articles are not rascist, but chinese are ching-chongs and non-americans are ungoly demon-possessed homogays”-adam nelson
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1:48 pm
“I’m not sexist, I just think that women shouldn’t have the right to bodily integrity and reproductive freedom.” – Christian Intellectual
P.S. Did I ever claim to not be a psychopath?
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5:04 am
Do we expect any less from the afro-saxons?
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11:19 am
Dear Mr. Kincaid:
Your article was a classic example of letting emotions get ahead of intellect. Crime rates in NYC and it’s environs are actually LOWER than they have been in years past. But methinks you have a passing acquaintance with the truth.
You have a First Amendment right to spew your racist dogma. But I have the same right to express myself. You are just a cracker wearing a tie.
And since you profess to being a Christian, I’d take a good look at your attitude. When you face the Judgement Seat of Christ, you might have a problem. Bring some s’mores buddy.
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11:33 am
oh shit! This is a satirical site. You got me like Rachel Maddow! Kudos!
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6:14 pm
As a friend of the negro community I would like to point out that not All looters are black. Just because the majority of a race is deficient doesn’t not mean all of them are.
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9:23 pm
Exactly. I knew a black kid in my dorm who didn’t steal stuff. Most of them are thieves, but not all of them.
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5:43 am
i want to know are you racists because every word ive read from you have been nasty and very vulgar christian i think not….
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10:29 am
First off, I want to say that if the auther of this post namely the coward tiernan kincaid ( and no i didn’t use Capitalization when typing your name because it would be giving you too much respect ) thinks that the small number of people, wether they are Black, White or other race, who are commiting criminal acts which are spun by oppertunity, represent the whole of their race then you are even more ignorant than this article makes you seem. I have learned about people like you, you are seeded with a deep hate for the world because of your inadequate ability to fit into society. People don’t like you, (and for good reason may I add ) You had a terrible childhood, and I know you dont get out much. We can’t solve that though, the problem started when your father did not pull out…..now the world has to suffer….Ohh and by the way….Dont ever call yourself a christian…….
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11:24 am
People here in Portland really like black people too, because we don’t have any I guess. The top 10 most dangerous cities in the US all had one thing in common, lots of black people. Facts are not hate and the truth is not racist, unless you’re a homo-gay anti-white fascist.
http://www.therealestatebloggers.com/housing-general/the-top-10-most-dangerous-cities-in-america-for-2011/
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7:39 am
Oh give me a break. Blacks are always the ones rioting and looting! Go back and watch hurricane Katrina footage again it’s both shocking and disgusting at the same time. I hardly saw any whites looting just blacks stealing as much and as fast as they could. And what aabout London, England this past few weeks was it not also blacks rioting? And let’s not forget the Rodney King beating in Los Angeles! Remember that riot and looting festival? And I know of many more! It is not racist to point out the facts – BLACKS RIOT, LOOT and STEAL during controversial and disasterous times, end of shameful story.
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3:30 pm
Please explain to me why, photographs of White people in front of a flooded supermarket, wading through the waters of Katrina with food filled plastic garbage bags is labelled, “Fortunate Family Finds Food.” and the same picture with Black people is labelled, “Looters Caught on Camera”?
White people don’t loot?
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5:43 pm
What a waste of time this site is. If I want to hear from either Fred Phelps or Jeremiah Wright, I will go look for the real things. They do filth right. I will add this site to theirs in my (oops!) blacklist.
I will thank you to remove the name of blessed Christ from your web site.
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7:21 pm
Christ must be so proud that you can spew such racism so freely but it’s okay because you are satirical in your heart. Next thing you know, you’ll be telling us you were just following orders!
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