• Pederast Touch Phones Now Available – Where have those fingers been?

    August 3, 2011 4:51 pm 15 comments
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  • New for the uncle Feely, a child’s hand for the iPhone is now available. This has to be the most disturbing piece of molded silicone on the planet. Why in the wide world of sports would anyone want to hold a child’s hand while talking on the telephone other than a pederast? This accessory promotes a home sexual agenda that is an affront to the moral fiber and fabric of society.

    I fear for our nation if we purchase or create demand for this abomination of good taste. We cannot promote the manufacture overseas of these phones, most likely in rat infested prisons where Chinese engage in all manner of anal play with these before sending them to unsuspecting Americans. I demand these are inspected and subject to a healthy tariff if we are unable to stop their import.


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