PLUR Is the Raver Acronym for Pressure Lusting Until Release
EDM Trance Induced Acid Dayglow Panties Drop Party – Las Vegas, Nevada – Tragedy befell 493 hopeful college students at UNLV last year after drummed and bassed EDM ‘legend’ DJ Quaalude threw the 24th EDM Trance Induced Acid Dayglow Panties Drop Party, now commonly and more simply called ‘skittles parties’ on the raver scene. The parties are simple in destruction: everyone brings a handful of pills and throws them in a community basket, then eats a handful of ‘skittles’ others have brought. Over 54 unwanted pregnancies and 48 counts of either alcohol, cocaine or worse marijuana overdoses were reported at the event secretly held to seduce freshman orientees into lustful situations.
Ravers. They are a delusional people who pose a great threat to the immortal innocence and fate of your child’s soul. The stats and deception surrounding this bizarre cult culture of America are terrifying and dangerous to our naive college children. For every one seasoned raver, 6 freshmen will experience a painful backside attack. It matters not their gender nor color: it’s more violent than an electron visciously deflowering an electrophilic Lewis Acid, the residues of combustion making chemist Satan yelp in the most empassioned growls satisfied glee, his laboratory drug pit, a Raver EDM Festival, being filled with college chicks whose vivacious bodies and untouched curves explode with drug-laced photonic fluorescent paints:
From – The Dangers of Rave Clubs
“Raves” or all-night dance parties continue to attract teens and young adults who think Ecstasy, GHB, Rohypnol, and other club drugs are harmless. This is not true. While researchers continue to study club drugs with a sense of urgency, treatment and prevention strategies are being developed. And the bottom line is simple: even experimenting with club drugs is an unpredictable and dangerous thing to do.
As you can see, the quantum mechanics behind all the bright lights and chemistry drug pits are raves are masterminded by Satan himself, his lieutenants being the talentless Audacity ‘pros’ who produce his music and call themselves DJs. Ravers claim peace and love and unity and respect, much a lie like how DC or Marvel uses the word ‘children’s comics’ to describe books that have scenes like this and even this.
The Rave scene is a death metal mosh pit of disease and death. 63% of ravers end up addicted to magic mint by contact highs, the most recent victim being the talented scene girl Amy Winehouse, who got caught up into the raver culture and paid the ultimate price in untimely fashion.
Perhaps the most troubling aspect of these ‘raver EDM parties’ is what PLUR really stands for across the globe. As mentioned, PLUR does not stand for peace, love, unity, respect. These are lies masterminded by dangerous DnB (drummed and bassed) producers like Papa Skittles and DJ Quaalude, who changed his name to Devil Bionic in the early aughts, to throw parents off the musty, gap-legged scent of their raver daughters and sin baby-making sons.
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“Much as seen with How to Spot a ‘M’ Child, a trick passed down to parents who may have children ravers is the Bedsheet Protocol. When your child is away, steal into their room and go to their bed, pull back the covers and deeply thrust your nose into the bedsheets and mattress. The smell of sinful residues — alcohol, body funk and perhaps even taints of magic-mint musked paint will poison your nose and race your heart — do panic and immediately track your child down. If they are caught with such sheets, they are either engaged in “M”ing themselves or worse, secretly attending ravers and at risk of prostitution, drug use or worse. Immediately enroll them in counseling and have them screened for psychiatric issues and drug use.” -Amber Cooper, LCSW, and Stephenson Billings, P.I, Christian Parenting Weekly: How to Tell if your Teenaged Child Needs Counseling
The image above shows a glimpse into a Skittle’s party. At these EDM sponsored events, there is a code of silence among the seasoned veterans. They spot out new attendees and give them illicit substances that will make their morals and sinholes more pliable. Tyson Bowers III first revealed the horror of PLUR in the masterpiece What Is A Raver, and apparently in response, the Raver Community has tried to rebrand PLUR once again in secret but we have discovered what it is all about: phallic release.
The drugs these ravers take in make them volatile in the groin region and when you add the fact that Satan’s evil can be heard buzzing throughout the electric pulse of their ‘tunes’, it’s easy to undestand why these events lead to 36% higher chance of forced pregnancy for the women who attend.
That is Pressure Lusting Until Release in a nutshell: gyrating in rhythmic backside fashion of raver chicks who wear Sin Snacks or imitation clothing. It is a sick, inside joke the “musicians” and elders of this cult community laugh about over Clamato and coked lines.
Parents, whatever the kids are calling it, it’s all dangerous: EDM, DnB, Raver CockTail Parties, or Moby’s Dick Fests, it’s all about rampant homosexuality, exploitation of the seduced innocent and finally criminal release of drugs and sexual passion. It’s very terrifying and your hearts must be racing. Is your son or daughter really out at the movies tonight, or attending one of these electric death fests?
If you catch your college child being defiant and insisting on attending one of these events, tell them that you will cut off their financial support and force them to drop out of college if they go. This will usually slap them back into reality and they will naturally cry. As tears stream down their naive faces, tell them it is for their own good and they will thank you when they find themselves not dying in three years from an aggressive herpies rendering or worse AIDS from all the drug pokes and flesh pokes that are so prevalent at these Sodom Fests.
Remember, there is nothing peaceful about PLUR. There is nothing musical or talented in the electronica world. And most importantly, remember Satan’s favorite food is the fluffed innocent of your college child’s pure soul, so don’t let him slither himself into their minds and bodies, spitting his devil’s DNA deep within them until they are a meth-addicted raver scene kid, just like all the littlea angry brats who continually buy into and contribute to this dangerous pagan cult music community.
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Author: Mike Watson
Intrepid, bold and dashing, Mike Watson's investigative reporting prowess is only outdone by his burning desire to restore conservative values and morality to America. With a unique penchant for purity, Mike Watson's TV, Radio and writing inspire millions to know the truth behind American culture. Also on Facebook
10:08 pm
hahah oh man are you actually retarded or is this a joke?
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10:20 pm
I am sorry to say but you are an idiot, in my opinion it seems like you are the Devil in this situation. I don’t think Jesus or God ever told you to post these hateful/biased article. Like seriously there are bad part about RAVES but honestly please stop posting stupid articles, none of them make sense just like your existence. Stop being so stupid be more reasonable with your articles then maybe people wouldn’t be complaning or raging to your post. How do you know these music producers don’t really know music? Have you ever tried to produce music on computers ITS FREAKING HARD, you think its that easy to make sounds that they make? It’s actually harder then you will think buddy, knowing that you have no talent or interest in music. These days every music is done on computer it doesnt matter if it’s electronic or hiphop, rock, country, etc. They are ALL DONE on computers now its the 21st century. So please I am just asking don’t be so biased in your article try to explain both sides about the article, didnt you learn this in school?
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10:36 pm
Wow, thanks for the warnings. I am sending copies of this to my neighbors and will make sure that no ravers are found anywhere in my neighborhood.
They are a dangerous bunch!
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2:02 pm
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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9:09 am
Sir, you are being mislead. This is not going on. Ravers are simply a group of individuals who listen to a particular type of music. This article has no factual basis and quite honestly one big lie. Remember, it was propaganda such as this which turned the German people against the Jews after the first World War. Please do not be a pawn to such lies. You’re being used for an agenda.
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10:40 pm
you are depressing. this is why no one likes Christians.
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10:42 pm
Leave the raver coverage to Tyson! This article is seriously lacking!
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10:58 pm
Mike,
I love the spark of intellect you bring to the fellowship. Your observations and advice are always kind, just and never heavy handed. For example, the meth chicken dance you describe was immediately an image I could understand, having some experience with Chicken behaviors. While I wouldn’t ever feed them drugs, I can imagine how one might react or dance if under the influence.
Thank you for your insight and continued warnings to the fellowship and your continued grace in sharing with us all you have to offer.
You are a star.
Praise be,
BB
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11:12 pm
Wow, I think this report and the facts it stands on will be the tipping point that allows us to get these raves banned in several states. Many of our lobbyists are as we speak getting your article into the mailboxes of hundreds of state legislatures.
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11:35 pm
We must remove the threat and replace it with more wholesome entertainment. Maybe square dancing?
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12:01 am
A decent family based taffy-pull never hurt anyone.
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12:11 am
seriously?!
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8:07 am
Chuck Reagan said once DC is back in full session, he has several House Reps who will look into directed funding for drug abuse education and how these ‘raves’ are directly releated. With active parents and teachers helping us educate children, it will definitely be a big help.
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3:05 pm
As my beloved grandmother walks near death due to her acute sensitivity to the neurotoxins rampant in our environment, I can’t help but think your energies might be better spent getting the spraying of highly toxic neurochemicals, which are being continually sprayed all over this land to get rid of troublesome weeds, banned. Perhaps a healthier and more effective solution to the problem would be to rip them up from their roots.
Perhaps a society that valued life enough to concede that the work of removing weeds, bushes and trees manually rather than poisoning our Earth, ourselves and our children, is worth doing, would spawn youth that valued their lives enough to refrain from drug abuse and exploiting their own and others’ bodies.
The problem is not the raves. If you want to eradicate a problem, you must attack the root of it, not the symptom. Attacking the symptom on the surface only creates more of the same, leaving the problem to grow bigger, and bigger, and bigger. Kind of like the weeds. The people keep on spraying. And the weeds keep on growing. And so the spraying continues. And the problem is never resolved, is it? No, it’s worse. Now, we don’t just have weeds, we have extremely sick people. Where does it all end?
I’d be more concerned about whether or not my children will be able to have their own children after years of exposure to increasingly more toxic chemicals being deliberately introduced into our environment than I ever could be about the possibility of them going to a rave.
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12:09 am
I am a raver. I go to raves at least once a week and I’ve been doing so for 4 years. Let me tell you this article is a bunch of bs based on absolutely nothing. I do not do drugs at raves, i never have. I know people do drugs at raves but people do drugs everywhere so why single out raves. Why don’t you go after college party’s and get them banned also… I go for the music just like how someone would go to a concert. It amuses me to see that not even the title of this article is factual. The acronym P.L.U.R. stands for Peace, Love, Unity and Respect not whatever the author who is obviously not a raver wants people to think it is. This is nothing but retarded propaganda created by some religious nut job. I hope you really aren’t so naive and ignorant that you actually believe this.
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11:26 pm
Mike Watson nominated for the universes BIGGEST DOUCHE.. CONGRATULATIONS
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1:28 am
Welcome to 10 year’s ago what’s next the xbox and PS2 are evil?
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5:12 am
Is any of this actually based on fact – it sounds like a script from the British Show ‘The Brass Eye’ –
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8:34 am
This is ridiculous. I am a raver and have been for two years now. I have NEVER been to a rave where drugs were FORCED. I’ve never seen anyone forcibly raped etc at one. Also, I am a drug free raver as are many other ravers I know, everyone doesn’t do drugs at these. Your comments may be true of SOME rave scenes but not ALL. Also PLUR stands for peace love unity and respect so don’t be a jerk. I have witnessed it and practiced this ideal myself, I practice it in my daily life. You have your facts all wrong.
The rave scene that I know (until the general population of fakes and judgmental people started over populating it) is a big family, everyone knows each other or gets to know each other and they all look out for one another. While many people do drugs and have sex, that is NOT the fault of a rave, it is the fault of the previous generation as a whole.
Below is a piece of writing entitled “A Raver’s Manifesto”, there is no known author but it is one of the best and most true writings of a REAL rave that I have seen. Please take the time to actually read it. I know nothing I say will stop the judgment and hate of anything that isn’t “normal” but at least I try and I hope that what I say reaches someone out there and causes them to at least be more understanding of differences and more tolerant to people who are different.
Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology. Our religion of choice is music. Our currency of choice is knowledge. Our politics of choice is none. Our society of choice is utopian though we know it will never be.
You may hate us. You may dismiss us. You may misunderstand us. You may be unaware of our existence. We can only hope you do not care to judge us, because we would never judge you. We are not criminals. We are not disillusioned. We are not drug addicts. We are not naive children. We are one massive, global, tribal village that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself. We are The Massive. One Massive.
We were first drawn by the sound. From far away, the thunderous, muffled, echoing beat was comparable to a mother’s heart soothing a child in her womb of concrete, steel, and electrical wiring. We were drawn back into this womb, and there, in the heat, dampness, and darkness of it, we came to accept that we are all the same. We came to accept that we are all equal. Not only to the darkness, and to ourselves, but to the very music slamming into us and passing through our souls: we are all equal. And somewhere around 35Hz we could feel the hand of God at our backs, pushing us forward, pushing us to push ourselves to strengthen our minds, our bodies, and our spirits. Pushing us to turn to the person beside us to join hands and uplift them by sharing the uncontrollable joy we felt from creating this magical bubble that can, for one evening, protect us from the horrors, atrocities, and pollution of the outside world. It is in that very instant, with these very realizations that each of was truly born. We continue to pack our bodies into clubs, or warehouses, or buildings you’ve abandoned and left for naught, and we bring life to them for one night. Strong, throbbing, vibrant life in it’s purest, most intense, most hedonistic form.
In these makeshift spaces, we seek to shed ourselves of the burden of uncertainty for a future you have been unable to stabilize and secure for us. We seek to relinquish our inhibitions, and free ourselves from the shackles and restraints you’ve put on us for your own peace of mind. We seek to re-write the programming that you have tried to indoctrinate us with since the moment we were born. Programming that tells us to hate, that tells us to judge, that tells us to stuff ourselves into the nearest and most convenient pigeon hole possible. Programming that even tells us to climb ladders for you, jump through hoops, and run through mazes and on hamster wheels. Programming that tells us to eat from the shiny silver spoon you are trying to feed us with, instead of nourish ourselves with our own capable hands. Programming that tells us to close our minds, instead of open them.
Until the sun rises to burn our eyes by revealing the distopian reality of the world you’ve created for us, we dance fiercely with our brothers and sisters in celebration of our life, of our culture, and of the values we believe in: Peace, Love, Freedom, Tolerance, Unity, Harmony, Expression, Responsibility and Respect.
Our enemy of choice is ignorance. Our weapon of choice is information. Our crime of choice is breaking and challenging whatever laws you feel you need to put in place to stop us from celebrating our existence. But know that while you may shut down any given party, on any given night, in any given city, in any given country or continent on this beautiful planet, you can never shut down the entire party. You don’t have access to that switch, no matter what you may think. The music will never stop. The heartbeat will never fade. The party will never end. I am a raver, and this is my manifesto.
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12:14 pm
The EDM Raver Moby and his band Fatboy Slim also did a song called Weapons of Choice, so interesting you should mention that. It featured an actor who worships Vlad Dracula and had supernatural powers that were not moral or right.j It was a praise anthem encouraging atheists to be militant, which the aftermath we are truly seeing today with all these atheist-fueled attacks against normal Christians, the people this very nation was founded to serve.
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3:23 pm
Thank you, Chris. it is my hope that those opposed to raves will examine your words and see that the root of the problem which gives rise to things like drug abuse and sexual dysfunctionality is clearly outlined.
‘Pushing us to turn to the person beside us to join hands and uplift them by sharing the uncontrollable joy we felt from creating this magical bubble that can, for one evening, protect us from the horrors, atrocities, and pollution of the outside world.’
The horrors and atrocities that have been committed for millennia in the name of God are the root of the problem. Raves, for many of us, have provided a solution for us, filling the empty space left in our hearts from, as Jim Morrison put it, ‘coming of age in a dry place’.
We deserve that joy. We are living in the end times– the last chapter in the Book that this culture has lived by for so long. We are coming to the end of that Book, and when we do, we will finally reclaim our birthright as human beings. We will banish Fear from this place and, once again, we will live the ecstatic love and joy we were meant to live.
Raves are merely an aspect of the great Remembering. We are remembering who we are. We are coming into our own, and learning what it means to truly LIVE. We ‘ravers’ are not the only ones, and there is nothing can stop the Awakening that is happening now. This is our Destiny, and we will not be denied….
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10:41 am
P.L.U.R.
Peace
Love
Unity and
Respect
thank you very much
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6:19 pm
Thankfully someone gets what it means… =] <3
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10:44 am
You guys are laughable, I’ve been reading your site for three days now and NOTHING is backed up by any form of science or facts.
Stop bible-humping and start reading a book, if not for your own good than for the good of the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PLUR
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12:36 pm
Three days?
Damn you’re dense.
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10:47 am
You seem pretty good with wikipedia, so here’s a good one fore you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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12:48 pm
Well thank you, yes I have read that article ^_^
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11:19 am
Marijuana overdose??? Really??? It’s people like you that give Christians every where a bad name… A few nuts in the bunch and everyone thinks we’re fire and brimstone devils in everything retards.
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1:36 pm
How could this sort of thing possibly be legal? The connection with drugs and underage sex is so clear, I just don’t understand why the police don’t shut these criminal organizations down. And parents should take notice too. Any father or mother who lets their child attend such a thing is surely guilty of endangerment.
Maybe we shouldn’t be surprised that pedophilia and rape is so accepted among teens today with an illegal immigrant in the White House. I feel like Obama wants this sort of thing to happen because of his avowed hated of Christianity. It’s all part and parcel of how the Muslim fanatics operate in America. They gameplan is to destablize everything so that socialism will eventually become the law of the land. How sad.
These children should most certainly be kept at home and taught lessons about drugs and sex. And parents need to get their kids tested for Herpes. I can’t imagine that these boys and girls are taking home decent habits to harass their younger brothers with and if they get their siblings infected, it’s actually a crime. Shameful.
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3:31 pm
Umm… I’m fairly sure the man who has resided in the White House for a mere 3 years has far less to do with the current state of affairs than the rape, torture, fear and dysfunction that has run rampant in this culture for millennia.
Separation is an illusion. Stop feeding it with your fear. If you want to find out where the problem lies and eradicate it, look inside yourself. Root out the seeds of fear within your heart. See who you truly are. See that we are all one.
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1:56 pm
Aaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaahhhhh
LOVE the diagram. SO funny. Christ did not teach Fear. So why are you spreading it with this website in His name??? Dear God, please save me from your followers……
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2:29 pm
PEACE
LOVE
UNITY
RESPECT
….idiot
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5:23 pm
How dare you compare real ravers to date rapists. I found this article insulting to my lifestyle as an EDM lover. Raves are not all about the pills and drugs. Yeah there’s pill heads at raves but real ravers are there for the music because we love it. Just like rockers go to rock concerts. And any other genre of music for that matter. Those kids with glow sticks aren’t ravers, they’re stupid kids who are on drugs. So yeah the drugs come with the scene but I love it and would never change it.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY WHERE PEOPLE ARE GIVING AWAY DRUGS FOR FREE. And I have also never heard of a girl getting raped while on x or any substance, especially not at a public event. You’re out of your mind for even making those kinds of uninformed statements.
And those “raver girls” in ridiculous outfits and unkempt hair are not ravers. They’re (mostly) underage girls that are attention whores. OH AND BY THE WAY. DNB is a subgenre of EDM that happens to be one of the first kinds of rave music. Get your facts straight before you go criticizing groups people you don’t even know. “Maybe we should all go to church and we’ll be better people.” You christians are all fucking hypocrites. That’s my 2 cents.
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6:39 pm
It’s funny how people try to deny a lifestyle, then admit to everything the culture has been accused of.
Person 1: Hey, Mr Nazi! Your movement is horrible because it is not nice to hurt people with your cattle cars and your Holocaust! You are sick animals!
Nazi 1: How dare you compare Nazi’s to sick animals. Sure, there are Nazis who hurt people but real Nazis are just there because they love their Fuehrer.
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4:49 pm
How can you compare ravers to nazis, first of all? That anaolgy didn’t make any sense. Why do people not realize about drugs are everywhere? You’ll find people on drugs at almost every event you could go to whether there is music involved or not. Do you sit at home all day and do nothing or do you go out and go to bars, comedy clubs, restaurants, or over to your friend’s houses and indugle in the most common drug, alcohol? Once again, hypocracy.
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10:17 pm
What is wrong with these people and why are they so angry about their bad choices?
Freedom isn’t free, people! When you dance with the devil and pull on his fleshy tail, you might just get the devil you wanted. I chatted today with some very disturbing kids from this rave scene and I am convinced they are all brainwashed. The loud music and dancing is just an excuse to get them hopped up on drugs and hating Jesus.
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4:38 am
Sounds like you jesus freaks are the brainwashed ones. Spreading your hateful propaganda on a culture that accepts everyone, all walks of life, every religion, every color, every country. Your culture only accepts those who let go of sin in their lives, and accept jesus. I really hope someday you will realize that your religion has blinded you from what you really are. We are all one. There is no heaven. There is no hell. There are no sinners. There is no good or bad. We are ALL ONE. I hope you let love into your heart, and learn to accept people for who they are, and not their actions, or the way the dress or the music they listen to, but for what they truly are. and what they are, is a human being. Just like you,
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4:00 am
I AM A RAVER AND JESUS THOUGHT I WAS WORTH DYING FOR
YAY FOR BEING RAISED A CATHOLIC
AND NOT IN A CHRISTIAN CULT
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12:36 am
Fucking hilarious – unless any of the above article were intended seriously, in which case god help you. Oh, wait…
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5:57 am
I listen to Electronic Music. And I’m a Mormon >.<
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6:20 am
Congratulations. I’m sure Warren Jeffs is praying for you, or wanting to add you to his polygamy rape group. Either way, stop listening to EDM and stop believing in a cult.
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12:21 pm
This is absolutely hilarious. Like the Onion but better!
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9:13 pm
Am I being trolled with this…?
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10:08 pm
ummmm. YES. Like said above, like the onion, but better because some people actually believe this shit.
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4:09 am
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10:44 pm
Below is a piece of nothing entitled “Ravers Manifest Evil”, there is no known author but it is one of the best and most true writings of a REAL rave that I have seen. Please take the time to observe those who follow the commands of the Dirt Jerky’s command to dance and rape at will. I know nothing I say will stop the delusional gyration and hate of anything that isn’t “rave-like,” but I hope that what I say reaches someone out there and causes them to at least be more understanding of the danger to our already wounded society and less tolerant to people who choose to do stupid sheep-like things that accomplish nothing together.
Our emotional state of choice is Idiocy. Our nourishment of choice is devoid of substance. Our addiction of choice is group slavery and fallacy. Our religion of choice is whatever we feel like at the moment. Our currency of choice is disease and bodily fluids. Our politics of choice is ignorance. Our society of choice is utopian though it doesn’t really exist and is pointless.
You WILL hate us. You WILL dismiss us. You don’t misunderstand our dependence on what does not exist. You may however be aware of their existence. We can only hope you care to judge us, because we judge you by bombarding your culture with Drummed and Based Disco Sticking Mind Control Music. We are mind criminals. We are disillusioned, given that we waste time in an alternate dance universe. We are drug addicts. We are naive children. We are one massive, global, scam that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself. We are The Massive Cultural Bear Trap. One Massive Trap for the easily controlled.
We were first drawn by the repetitive and irritating sound. From far away, the thunderous, muffled, echoing beat was comparable to a madman’s brain screaming to abort a child in her womb of concrete, steel, and electrical wiring. We were drawn back into this womb, and there, in the heat, dampness, and darkness of it, we came to accept that we are all trapped and that we enjoy being trapped until we die. We came to accept that we are all not equal (we are better because we flail around to Ape Sex Disco Music; it’s so Cosmic bro). Not only to the darkness, and to ourselves, but to the very music slamming into us and destroying our souls: we are not all equal; not since Rave music have we found a more effective way other than politics to gather a huge number of people and accomplish nothing. And somewhere around 35Hz we could feel the hand of God at our backs, pushing us forward into Hell away from His glorious face, pushing us to push ourselves to strengthen our minds, our bodies, and our spirits for we are all going to Beelzebub’s Resort in the ground. Pushing us to turn to the person beside us to join hands and rape them repeatedly by sharing the uncontrollable demon brain replacement we felt from creating this magical portal to The Prince Of Darkness, for one evening, throwing us into the horrors, atrocities, and pollution of his fiery Sanctuary of Audio Pain. It is in that very instant, with these very realizations that each of was truly replaced by a Rave Alien who lives inside and dictates every step. We continue to pack our bodies into clubs, or warehouses, or buildings you’ve abandoned and left for naught, like corpses prepared to be preached to by a lame string of samey generic Dirt Jerkys. Strong, throbbing, vibrant life in it’s purest, most intense, most hedonistic form is found somewhere else in a peaceful place that is emptied of remote controlled ur-humans.
In these makeshift spaces, we seek to shed ourselves of the burden of brain power in order to blame society for their inability to create a society we were too lazy to create ourselves. We seek to relinquish our common sense, and attach ourselves to the shackles and restraints we’ve put on each other for the sake of keeping our little cult in line. We seek to re-write the programming that we FEEL you have tried to indoctrinate us with, but we don’t have the slightest idea how to do it; we can’t even prove the conspiracies are true. Programming that tells us to hate Kenny G, that tells us to judge Judy, that tells us to stuff ourselves into the nearest and most convenient pigeon/spider/Saddam hole possible, if misinterpreted by a Rave Cult Worshipper. Programming that even tells us to climb ladders for you, jump through hoops, and run through mazes and on hamster wheels would be good since we can only understand explicit commands due to the fact that we have large holes in our brains from all the Ecstacy. Programming that tells us to eat shiny silver spoons and that Presbyterians are trying to feed us with rancid herring, instead of nourish ourselves with packages of delicious cement. Programming that tells us to close our minds, instead of open them is present at every single Rave we participate in.
Until the sun rises to burn our eyes by staring directly into it and blaming society for its’ failure to stop our vacant stares that cause our eye damage, we dance fiercely with our brothers and sisters in celebration of not being an individual, of having no culture, and none of the values we claim to believe in: Peace, Love, Freedom, Tolerance, Unity, Harmony, Expression, Responsibility and Respect. All of these virtues can be found conveniently miles away from any Rave at an individualist’s house who refuses to participate in your pathetic “dancing.”
Our weapon of choice is ignorance. Our mantra of choice is information that refers to nothing but itself. Our crime of choice is making up whatever empty moral laws we feel you need to put you in place to stop you from celebrating your existence. But know that while you may shut down any given party, on any given night, in any given city, in any given country or continent on this beautiful planet, you can bet the population will be glad to be rid of these pesky Ravers. You don’t have access to that switch that turns your brain off, no matter what you may think, we stop all thought and progress. The “music” unfortunately will never stop. The heartbeat will never fade, until
Ravers are educated on how little we know about music and its usefulness to society. The party will never end, because we are too stupid and brainwashed to stop; I buy into a system, just like those I hate. I am a raver, and I think I’m just great.
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4:10 am
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12:22 am
In an earlier story you guys said PLUR stood for Penis Labia Urine Rectum.
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12:34 am
It does stand for those things as well. If you read this article carefully, you’ll see I document that after that exposure the Ravers attempted to use words of euphamism to make their agenda less ‘in your face’. Hence, pressure lusting until release. It’s the same body parts and things they crave, but it’s meaning is lost on mindless liberal parents who let their children attend these dangerous events.
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6:26 pm
63% of ravers end up addicted to magic mint by contact highs??????????????? <—- LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
Can I have your source for this statistic? I challenge you to provide it.
You are obviously and seriously one of the craziest brainwashed people I have ever met. YOU are making up facts and lying to people. You know it too..that's the bad part. You are trying to manipulate and control people by making stuff up. WRONG
**FOR ANYBODY READING THESE ARTICLES*** — Please do not use this as a source for anything ..unless you believe everything you read and are easily manipulated. Than pleasure is all mine.
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12:55 pm
Plur means peace love unity and respect xD wow this is totally being pulled out your asses huh? xD wow you people have no life well i have been to raves many times, i have never been drugged never seen any drugs and have even been told that i was adorable because i refuse to drugs, Ravers are the nicest most accepting club going people i have ever met xD
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6:27 am
I’m fairly certain PLUR stands for Peace, Love, Unity, Respect.
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1:33 pm
PLUR = Peace love unity respect
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1:36 pm
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3:14 am
“48 counts of either alcohol, cocaine or worse marijuana overdoses were reported”
OMFG DO U GUYS NO HOW LONG IT TAKE U TO OD ON WEED…U GOT TO TOKE IT UP ALL FUCKING YEAR NO STOP AND UR STILL NO CLOSE
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9:26 pm
PLUR means Peace, Love, Unity, Respect. Dumbasses. Don’t make shit up when you don’t know shit. Once you’ve met these bands, given them a chance, and REALLY talked, AND LISTENED, to them, and what they have to say, then you can talk shit all you fucking want if you still feel the need to bash everything that they believe in. In other words, you’d be bashing everything that a good christian should believe, and what ALL HUMANS should believe. Peace, love, unity, respect. SGTC, biatches.
*prints a copy of this article, and throws it out of a second story window at my house* You just got defenestrated, biatch. ~Demyx Time FOREVER~
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