Ray William Johnson is evil
This is it fellow believers. Today I come to you with horrifying news, Another internet threat is approaching your children. The satinic ideals of one Ray William Johnson. 47% of his viewers are chronic mastrubators. The others are homosexual. Those who have not been turned are Bi curious. How many hours a day does your child spend alone with a computer? All it takes is five minutes to be converted to this satanic cult known as “=3″. At the end of every show viewers answer a “comment question of the day” posed by another viewer. Frequently about things revolving around murder and premarital sex. He also frequently posts videos about kittens which have been proven to be related to satan. Which is firm proof he is possesed by satan. As you read this very article he could be posting a video your child put up of him or herself making it wide know. With this access the entire three million viewers he has, half of which are perverts, are viewing your child. Tracking their I.P address and preparing to attack your child. Whether they are at school, home, or a friends house, your children could easily find access to this horrific Ray William Johnson’s videos. Youtube is currently funding his videos, yes you read that correctly, they are paying him to exploit your children! First World of Warcraft, Facebook, and now even YouTube! Save your precious childs soul before they sin too greatly, YouTube is the next generation of Satanism!
He often implys his obvious homosexuality, and encourages it internationally through his Youtube page!
I cannot express my love for everything that is Christian, and my worries for your children are honest.
So allow me to exlaborate further with the following paragraph. The following is a series of quotes that are greatly associated with Ray William Johnson.
I ask you to prepare yourself before reading these, because if your child uses them, they are most likely a “=3″ subscriber.
“Suprise butt secks!”
And “Any Whore”
Just to further assist you in finding out if your child is a “=3″ viewer, here are some of the episodes names.
“Optimus Crane”
“Kick his @$$”
“Elephants Touch Me”
Please Protect Your Children from this menace, and Godbless.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Siddhārtha Gautama
This Has Entertained Good Acronym Makers Everywhere.
I also enjoy putting secret messages in my stories, for RWJ post, read the first letter at the beggining of every paragraph. Same will go with future posts, enjoy! :D
9:57 pm
Ray William johnson is a YouTube star and is funny he is not evil he is just fun and well any-naked-old-man he is just awesome! Now he has a thing for mullets but it’s all an act I mean do u really think that black veil brides always dress like that I mean really. If u want views and hits then u need to be open minded and fun! Just like Shane Dawson, Kevin jummba, and Fred. ……. ok so except Fred. But this guy is fun and hillarious and completly safe. Sure he talks about penises and masterbating but it’s to embarass hos views and joke with them and share a good laugh. Anyslut the commet questions are for the viewers to got involved and have fun. So anyprostitute, he is fun and great. And in his words “thanks for watching =3, he’s Ray William Johnson l, and he approves this message!” (insert unecessary boner joke!)
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11:10 pm
See this site is to watch all these blind church followers make huge warps in truth and laugh at how insane they sound. I go on here for giggles not to respect their oppinion. Oppinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and sometimes people violate them. Ha Ha Ha
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7:04 am
i agree
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5:25 am
Im in love with you!:D stalkin your mom
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3:56 am
Were we just spammed? I dont think I am listening to someone named Buddas_666.
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5:36 pm
NBHNC
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3:21 am
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4:44 am
RayWilliamJohnson is a faggot but so is ChristWire
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7:03 am
“He also frequently posts videos about kittens which have been proven to be related to satan.”
That must be the most stupid thing i have ever heard.. But stupidity is fun to read..:)
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10:18 am
If…
“47% of his viewers are chronic mastrubators. The others are homosexual” (see, this is a quote, I sometimes feel like you guys forget to quote…probably just alzheimers caused by stupidity and narrow-mindedness)
…what is the author of this “article”?
I mean, clearly he/she must have watched at least a few of the episodes…
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12:41 pm
He really is satanic…these are his other websites : Troothsayerz.com and Humaniplex,com…Prostitution is his other way of making money… He pimps and is involved in human trafficking.. His current handles are Complaine,Trooth,and several others. This is no joke
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6:24 pm
Well , how the fuck would you know?
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1:19 pm
This is crazy. My mom is a devoted Christian and she loves Ray William Johnson. If you actually paid attention to his videos, you would see that it’s all an act. He carries a script on his phone for every show that he does. He jokes about everything. He thinks that people need a laugh, and personally, I’m glad that he makes videos. They give something to look forward to every week. He reviews viral videos, just to make people laugh.
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2:17 pm
I did not know of Ray William Johnson until I read this article. Now I am aware of him I can disapprove of his outpourings. Thanks, poster!
But, if I may offer some humble advice, I advise you to change your user name. [1] The Buddah is a pagan idol, and [2] frankly, I refuse to believe that _665 was taken and that in fact you have used _666 to be (what I call) ‘edgy.’
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4:48 am
You, my friend, should not believe everything you see on the internet. If I say masturbation every night gives you money, which is a proven fact, are you going to believe it?
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3:06 pm
Your mother is a pagan idol
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4:28 pm
ok So any one who believes is F’n dumb haha i mean c’mon! he is a youtuber and all he is doing is sharing vids to every one and people do enjoy his show and even parents for Christ sake! every one has their own opinion and i think that urs is the worse of all opinions
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3:01 am
Haha really? Dude first of all you say your “christian” yet your name is Buddah_[666]? Haha nice.
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4:42 am
Emosexual satanist and proud.
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6:32 am
bahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.
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4:28 pm
couldn’t have said it better myself. This website is remarkably dumb.
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1:15 pm
its sad there there is so much stupidity in this world. I hope you and Susan B. Xenu rot in hell together
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9:30 pm
RWJ will suck your dick.
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5:12 am
Ray William Johnson is the only man i would go straight for
:pokerface:
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8:52 am
If you read the “About the Author” section, it says that there is a “secret message” if you read the first letter of every paragraph. It spells out “THIS IS A JOKE”. Get it now?
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1:44 pm
Only other person who got it. Thanks man.
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3:39 am
This also getting time and actual effort to make a great piece of writing but what can I say I procrastinate alot and by no means appear to obtain something done.
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12:27 am
i really want 2 say stuff that no other ppl would say but i’m just gonna say this LOTS OF PPL ON YOUTUBE CUSS AND SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS EVERY1 DOES U CAN’T HIDE THAT FROM KIDS SO JUST STOP JUST STOP THIS NON SENSE U CALL NEWS
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