Self Fornication Leads to Death
It is being reported that in Rubiato Town, Brazil a 16 year old boy has died of the vile act of self fornication. The boy died after a furious bout of self fornication after touching himself inappropriately 42 times in a row!
“Stop touching yourself kid!”
The mother of the boy told the local newspaper that she already knew about her son’s “M” addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late, for the young pervert. He began at midnight and spent the whole night touching and rubbing himself to an early death and damnation to hell.
His friends At school, said that he asked them to get on his webcam to watch him, as that turned him on. They went on to say that his attraction to women was extreme; It did not matter what they looked like, color or age.
“It won’t heal your soul.”
As could be expected they found a huge amount of pornography, which included magazines and photographs and videos of nude women saved on his computer. I hope that this can be an example to all of you that self fornication is a sin, and like all sin leads down a path that ends in hell.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
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A life of purity and celibacy is the only sure way to be let into the kingdom of heaven. The only reading material under your bed should be the Holy Bible.
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2:29 am
amen brother
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12:00 am
I play with myself before getting freaky! And I had done it since my middle school years and all through out high school! I’m fine, I mean ……… Look at me I’m an ok girl! I’m not vain! But I have done it more then that kid has ever had time to do! I’m 26 and I’m still here. So kids u can blow off a bit of steam like that! it’s healthy! Touch urself and get to know ur body better!
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8:41 pm
Amen .. Susan you tend to lead me down the road towards hell ..something about you turns me into a homosexual flaming box … Help me … Where can I go to change my wicked ways. Susan I love yo but I do not want to it’s unholy of me to do so..
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2:31 am
jesus is your way and the only way
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3:01 am
Jesus self fornicated; that is why people say “Jesus fucking Christ.”
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6:38 pm
Amen Susan! we need to change this country back to the good old days where gross perverts, coloreds and nonchristians were shot on sight. And those filthy self fornicators need their hands chopped off and eyes gouged out, praise be to god!
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7:46 pm
what would you do to me? I’m White, Irish, Mexican, Spanish, and Indian.
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5:19 am
Send you back home to Mexico?
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9:49 pm
“I hope that this can be an example to all of you that self fornication is a sin, and like all sin leads down a path that ends in hell.”
Hey, did you know that BREATHING can end up killing you? Yeah, something to think about before you go and breath again, sinner.
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2:32 am
you flaming moron. you die when you dont breathe
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3:05 pm
you breathe in whats in the air so breathing CAN kill you
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9:59 pm
When you masturbate, you rape yourself and others. This is fact.
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1:15 am
Rape is the act of having physical sex with someone who does not want to have sex.
Please learn to read a dictionary.
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1:21 am
that would require him to have a basic understanding of the English language
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1:18 pm
Masturbation IS rape!
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2:35 pm
No, it’s NOT!
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2:38 pm
Prudence, you shouldn’t even be concerned with this subject.
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3:09 pm
Nelson, shut the fuck up.
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8:02 pm
“Prudence, you shouldn’t even be concerned with this subject.”
You didn’t provide your email address so I could send you the pictures, thus you may no longer call me a prude. I tried and tried to provide you with proof that I masturbate and use dildos, so it’s your problem now.
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2:34 am
why would you do that claire!!!!
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1:50 pm
Why would I do what? Masturbate?
P.S. You and your ilk seem to have trouble using question marks.
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4:08 pm
All we are saying is if you your masturbation rape involves others you should turn yourself in. (Clair he has to think its rape to get off)
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4:12 pm
Masturbation is clearly rape. Have you watched a video that involved sexual acts? If so, you are participating in a culture of sexual slavery, and you are just as guilty as the slavers. You are a rapist, just like the rapists you watch on tape.
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7:24 pm
Hank, you can’t rape somebody through a computer screen.
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2:57 am
I’ll be back in a moment; it’s time to rape myself. (Yeah, I love all sorts of things that frighten you, and I can use punctuation properly. I also spell god damn well, because I’m just that wizard. (Pun))
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5:23 am
…and rape, especially sweet anal rape, is masturbation.
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12:56 pm
Mr Weisz
you forgot to mention all those aborted babies that end up in a tissue!
Boys like this ought to be bent over and spanked on their beautifully rounded buttocks until they turn red. Of course, in the spirit of Christian charity, the chastiser should then rub a soothing cream into those pink mounds
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11:24 pm
Remember that Jesus can see you getting your jack on or tiptoing through the two lips.
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1:20 am
The story is fake how ironic a onion like site being tricked by another onion like site.
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11:20 pm
Crap…well…Imma die young…ROFL!!!
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7:13 am
it’s not rape, it’s preparing your body for it’s sole biological function- reproduction.
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6:45 pm
More like its preparing you for a life in hell and eternal damnations ren! look at you dressing like a girl, pale faced. Masturbation is sickening, god did not intend for us to do these things, read the bible and open your eyes. The evil of this world has closed your mind and made you stupid. Praise be to god, keep reading ren, i hope one day your immortal soul will be saved.
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11:55 am
I have NEVER self rubbed. That is a plot initiated by the devil. Heck, I’ve been tempted, but every time that happens I make sure I look at limp-inducing pictures such as – Susan Xenu and similar. I’ve encouraged my wife to do the same for her gender and photos of any democrat congressman does it for her, so she tells me. Then we have our own congress and after a minute or two we look at the ceiling and smoke.
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7:47 pm
Gary maybe you should start self rubbing so you last longer than a min or two. Then your wife wouldn’t have to think about Henry Waxman all the time.
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8:44 pm
Challenge accepted.
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12:05 pm
Thank you Nanna. But I’m scared that the Lord will penalise me somehow, like make my cows barren. I will try it tonight and look at naughtyamerica.com.
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10:55 pm
Monkeys do it all the time. But their animals with no self control. Next time I get a woody, maybe I will try picking up the bible.
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