Texas Governor Rick Perry Signs Gay Marriage Ban, Saves New York from Complete Hurricane Irene Destruction
Fresh and energized, Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry motions to cheering fans as he signs a bill that can lead to a federal ban of gay marriage in every state.
Homosexual politicans like to pretend that New York’s recent mistake of allowing gays to get married signifies a national momentum and desire for gays to be wed in holy matrimony. How can there be anything holy about a man bending a man over at the waist, throwing his head back in debauchery and playing liquid intestinal plumber. Lesbians are no better and equally depraved with their coital clamdabbling and spread of myriad diseases. It is no coincidence that there is a 43% higher incidence of STD among these raunchy, depraved and unfaithful same sex couples.
Any logical American knows that it is not natural for gays to exist. If homosexuality where natural, then a man would be able to have backside business with his husband double and create a sin child. Lesbians would have double pregnancies after a night of unholy canoodling. But this is not the case. It takes one man and one woman to create a child. That is all the proof we need to know that a law must exist to protect marriage from these homosexual perverts.
And that is why God has given us Governor Rick Perry, the leader for American President 2012. In an act of bold patriotism and duty, Rick Perry has signed into law the groundwork for destroying gay marriage, nationwide. Rick Perry realizes that just like alcoholism, homosexuality is a disease of the mind caused by poor life choices. The facts of the American Medical Association and Mayo Clinic cannot be denied.
Governor Perry proved already his ability to be the president, the Wise Shephard who tends to all American states and the lesser countries. Rick Perry is from Texas, but he knew that a big, grandiose display of America’s dedication to Biblical law and Constitution had to be shown. Perry knew that with New York being destroyed, the rest of America would suffer a recession and third-world calamity.
With that, he signed what we have needed for a long time. A Federal Gay Marriage Ban Act. The majority of US states still refuse to allow gay marriage to take place, beacuse it is disgusting, is dangerous for children and spreads disease. Gay marriage destroys local economies. Gay marriage is banned by the Bible because gays cannot be Christians and therefore cannot truly love their country or God.
This gay marriage ban gives America the right to prosecute and deny homosexuals marriage, eternally. Despite what laws a state may pass, gays will not be allowed to marry. When hearing this news and seeing Rick Perry sign this pledge, God immediately reduced Hurricane Irene from a Category 3 to a Category 1. New York only received a slap on the wrist because Rick Perry is a good Christian and is fighting to keep America pure.
Good friends, Satan wants us all to be mesmerized by his master dingle. He tries to make homosexuals seem lighthearted and funny, the snarky people at the office and the glitzy, silly people on television sitcoms. He’s used the soft, funny faces of the beautiful Ellen Degeneres and her trophy wife Portia Rose to make lesbianism a gentle household breakfast topic for housewives and husbands home sick for the day from work.
There is no honor in this. It is all a glam rock trick to distract us with flashy lights and a big show, when underneath is just the poor, dangerous music of racoon faced musicans like Veiled Black Brides and Anonymous Alexandria Alcoholics, two EDM tweeny homogay emosexual bands that are just as dangerous as gay married.
We must stop this nasty trend of gays trying to make their lifestyle look popular and cool. Our children are fawning over homosexual bands and we have geriatrics in New York playing meat locker slaptime with each other’s backsides, putting the icing on the cake for their ‘marriage’. Let’s support Rick Perry and continue to support this federal gay marriage ban. When we sign this into law, America’s economy will take off and we will again be the most favored nation upon Earth, as prophesied in the Bible.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
4:42 pm
you’re insane. And not a christian. good luck as life fucks you in the ass. . . .
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10:17 am
Really? That’s your Christian response? Someone doesn’t know their bible. Ummmmmm try these two and pray for your own sin, which is tossing around the bible and religious views yet following none of them in your heart….
Judge not lest ye be judged? Matthew 7:1
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone? John 8:7
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4:45 pm
um no rick perry uses ur money for whatever the fuck he wants and then doubles taxes. so in a way ur his bitch.
he cant say what every state has do to that is why we have local government and perry won’t win the election because he hate gays and that’s why u and all the freaks from christwire and rick perry are gonna burn in hell so yea glad i could help u morons out.
just love helping the mentally ill
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4:48 pm
New York, no, all of America owes Rick Perry a big thank you. This man is a big hero and is trying to stand up for what is right.
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4:52 pm
Yes, because oppressing basic human rights is exactly what this country needs!
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4:53 pm
Gays do not have a basic human right to get married.
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4:57 pm
if i slice off ur arm and ask a gay man and a lesbian to cut a piece if skin off there is red blood. we are all human and if the gays are a minority then u as “straight” “Christians” ppl should be below them for choosing to be total idiots
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5:01 pm
We are all humans, but gays still have no right to be married. Your parable of the cut arms is pointless, child.
The fact of the matter is that people apply for marriage licenses and every state that’s allowing gays to be granted these licenses is violating a federal tradition and law that is crucial for America. Marriage must be reserved for heterosexual couples. This Federal Gay Marriage Ban is the final nail in the coffin of homosexual marriage that’s needed.
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5:02 pm
Gays have EVERY right to get married, you sorry waste of life.
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5:03 pm
no i just wanna fucking slice urs off u freaking piece of shit all people are equal isn’t that what America was about?
guess ur the anti-American bastard around here!
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5:22 pm
Alison, you and a serial murder child molester have the same color blood, it does not make them “ok”.
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5:25 pm
“We are all humans, but gays still have no right to be married. Your parable of the cut arms is pointless, child.”
Bullshit, you’re literally just saying shit because you don’t like things that are different. If a gay person is American, why do they not deserve the rights of American’s? It all boils down to ‘because they’re different’. Excuses like that have been made throughout time to justify the reason why people have been oppressed. If America is just a Christian nation, why aren’t you calling for slavery to be implemented? Why aren’t you demanding that women be put back into homes and not allowed to step out? That’s what the Bible was about back then, so why is it you aren’t actively calling out the changes made in recent times? Oh wait, it’s because times have changed and oppression homosexuals is the only thing you have left when it comes to restricting the rights of humans, and it’s the only one that other people back up as well.
“The fact of the matter is that people apply for marriage licenses and every state that’s allowing gays to be granted these licenses is violating a federal tradition and law that is crucial for America.”
Oh yes, I forgot the ‘law that prevents the happiness and basic rights to Americans’. Wait, no, that’s a concept you want to bring about, America gives it’s citizens the basic God-given rights to all humans, the right to be happy and so forth.
“Marriage must be reserved for heterosexual couples. This Federal Gay Marriage Ban is the final nail in the coffin of homosexual marriage that’s needed.”
Again, why? Why do you hate homosexuals so much? Why can’t you just keep your mouth shut about them and live on? No one’s saying you have to like them, just let them live their lives in happiness and peace. Don’t even try to bring children into the picture, because you’ve said you basically hate children. You want nothing to do with children when they’re born, and you find them to be annoying little shits when they’re crying. You’re literally using children as some kind of shield to protect yourself against the opposition. You’re nothing but a sick bastard, and a terrorist to boot.
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4:58 pm
Yes they do.
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5:23 pm
Says the girl who posts links to bestiality.
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5:29 pm
I post links to SHOCK SITES, such as this one:
– Refrain from link to such sites. CLM —
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4:59 pm
So you’re saying they aren’t human? Wow, you really are a heartless bastard.
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4:55 pm
gay marriage is the same as straight marriage: two people get married and share a life together. The only difference is, its of the same sex rather than the opposite sex
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4:58 pm
There is a world of difference. The societal implications alone are staggering. There is the crisis of ethics. Should parents be forced to teach their children that homosexuality is normal? Should parents be forced to address the issues of sexuality when little Jonny comes home and asks why Sally’s two mommies were kissing at band concert?
I do not want my future children having to be taught homosexual education. Will sex ed classes even in middle school have to include safe homosexual techniques for children to use, should they be gay? Why should parents be forced to pay for such things, when the majority of Americans know it is sick, depraved and against our nation’s Christian tradition.
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5:01 pm
“I do not want my future children”
Good luck finding a woman who will debase herself enough to even consider reproducing with you.
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5:02 pm
You won’t have children . period
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5:08 pm
“There is a world of difference. The societal implications alone are staggering. There is the crisis of ethics.”
Nothing but excuses you make to continue your campaign of hatred.
“Should parents be forced to teach their children that homosexuality is normal?”
People in general should be taught that people in America are equal.
“Should parents be forced to address the issues of sexuality when little Jonny comes home and asks why Sally’s two mommies were kissing at band concert?”
Again, people in general should be taught that people in America are all equal.
“I do not want my future children having to be taught homosexual education.”
We all know that if you had things your way, you’d bring back the Dark Ages, and considering how you want to continue bringing about hatred, you’re only going to get hatred in return.
“Will sex ed classes even in middle school have to include safe homosexual techniques for children to use, should they be gay?”
Sex ed only teaches kids what happens if a penis is inserted into a vagina and what happens when the sperm hits the eggs. ‘Sexual techniques’ are not apart of the curriculum.
“Why should parents be forced to pay for such things, when the majority of Americans know it is sick, depraved and against our nation’s Christian tradition.”
Why should I have to put up with Christianity as a whole? It’s part of my freedom of religion to choose what I want, but what if I find it offensive that the concept of Christianity exists? That view point is no different than yours.
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5:23 pm
Christianity is not allowed in public schools. Homosexuality will be rammed down the throats of every child in America, indoctrinating them to accept a culture of liquid disease, bigotry and rampant sexuality with multiple partners.
I do not accept gay marriage or that lifestyle and stand with Governor Perry in banning it from our society for good.
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5:41 pm
You’re trying for force Christianity down the throats of every person in America, claiming that it’s a religion of peace and love when it’s nothing but a cult of hate and destruction.
You don’t want to accept the notion that people can live together in peace, even if they’re different. You just want to cause harm and hurt people, all because you think you’re better than them.
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9:06 pm
thats just it. You say that homosexuality is against that figment of you imagination. You say that god said it was wrong. But in truth, it is U who said it was wrong. YOu, and the rest of the born-again christians. No higher power made that STUPID rule. Humans made up that rule, and then said that “god” made it up to make it seem legit. Sure its a minority group but they were BORN THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They didnt CHOOSE it!!!!!!!! Who would want to choose that. Much like eye-colour, it can be masked but not changed at the core. Its not their fault..
ps. If two people of the same sex or different species love each other, whats it too you? Leave them alone. Dont bother them, let them be, stop insulting them on this website or anywhere else, and go back to your pathetic little life.
bye-bye
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9:41 pm
First off, Irene didn’t just hit New York. Second, its hurricane season, dumbass. If you want to go biblical on gays, wait for one of the plagues to show up not a natural seasonal event.
Third, this nation was founded on some pretty loose morals to start with. Most of our starting presidents had slaves and affairs… Want that shit back too?
If you really want to get into Christianity, research how your holidays came into practice. A Roman Caesar got together with the heads of the church and smashed all of the pagan traditions into Christianity to make conversion easier. Romans. The same people who _killed_ your god. Who were also famous for debauchery and sin.
Go rot in your own personal hell you evil Fuck.
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4:59 pm
Rick Perry needs to be our next president.
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5:01 pm
YEA SO HE CAN FUCK AMERICA THE SAME WAY HE FUCKED TEXAS! GREAT FUCKING IDEA MOTHER FUCKING CUNT!!!!
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5:04 pm
Please, keep your language civil for discussion. Why do you think, pray tell, that Governor Rick Perry is any less qualified than Barack Hussein Obama to be president?
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5:17 pm
Because he openly wants to oppress the American people. Even if it’s only affecting a smell section of Americans, it’s still oppression.
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5:27 pm
Obama is oppressing Christians and children by legalizing gay marriage.
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5:42 pm
You want to oppress people by taking away their rights. How is allowing people to have the same rights as others oppressing anyone?
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6:16 pm
The gays don’t have the right to get married, i am not oppressing them.
YOU want to oppress children by taking away their rights to not get raped by the gays
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6:25 pm
Gay people don’t rape children, and how can you say with a straight face that preventing people from participating in an event that everyone else can is NOT oppressing them?
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6:43 pm
Christian “Intellectual”, trying to claim that gays are responsible for child rape is a huge slap in the face to the millions of young girls all over the world who are raped by HETEROSEXUAL men.
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6:58 pm
God damn, you are so boring, Claire. Are you ever gonna say anything interesting, like an explosion?
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7:29 pm
Claire those heterosexual men that rape girls are NOT Christians they are all Muslims, Africans, Atheists or from other immoral cultures/religions.
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7:33 pm
Yeah, and also Christains say explosions. Do you wanna be an atheist, Claire? A no explosion atheist? I think not, you boring slut.
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7:33 pm
Well then, I guess you aren’t a Christian yourself then, are you CI?
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7:43 pm
QUICK, CI! SAY AN EXPLOSION! SHUT HIS ASS UP!!!!
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11:35 am
“Do you wanna be an atheist, Claire?”
I already am one. Have been one my whole life.
“I think not, you boring slut.”
How can I be a slut if I’ve never had sex?
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1:51 am
CI there are christians that rape little boys and girls or do you say that as soon as the thought crosses their minds they are no longer christian. also shut the fuck up already christ wire your like a broken record gay agenda,emosexuals(is that even a word?)skip gay agenda,emo sexuals skip gay agend,emosecuals. etc.
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6:40 pm
Ummm, probably because Perry is a retard. Obama sucks but Perry is so underqualified.
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9:44 am
Woah, what? Christian Intellectual… Are you fucking stupid? ” Muslims, Africans, Atheists or from other immoral cultures/religions.” What about the Catholic/Christian priests who have raped and molested children for years? You know what is really funny… If there was a second coming of Christ, Christians would be the first to kill him… You wouldn’t like hearing that you’re all turned around in your beliefs. I cannot believe that you people think this way. It’s all no better than the ethnic cleansing that Hitler came in with. It’s genocide and I feel really bad for all of the kind, loving Christians that you are putting to shame.
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5:07 pm
ok so here we has a well respected black man and then we have an annoying piece of shit. u dont want him cus he is black is all! perry is a waste of life!
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4:15 pm
This chick is fucking awesome. has me lolling at these fools.
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5:04 pm
sure and You will show to the world how you are not diffrent from saudi arabia yeah both 2 fucking cunt and a Bunch of terrorist
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8:57 pm
rick perry is the next ted haggard, doing a great job of turning kids and young adults away from the horrors of christianity
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8:27 am
Christian Intellectual… an oxymoron?
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9:44 am
Ptolemy, Augustine, Anselm, Peter Abelard, Thomas Aquinas, Thomas a Kempis, John Calvin, Martin Luther, and oh so many many more. No it is not an oxymoron. Christians are just a subset of individuals just like any other, with intellectuals and nitwits alike. Your judgmental quip is ironically misinformed.
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1:53 am
ptolemy was christian. if its true it a neat little tid bit.
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5:41 pm
Now that Ron Paul has proven to be an idiot that wants good christian Americans to drown after hurricanes I will take a look at this Perry. But due to my dislike of this state I dont know if I can look at him as a viable choice. I will pray on it.
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9:11 pm
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9:33 pm
“Any logical American knows that it is not natural for gays to exist.”
Nope only the dumb ones.
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1:10 am
This entire website is a joke, right? …right?
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3:27 am
Right.
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2:37 am
There is nothing Christian about this website. it’s offense to real Christians. I see a gay man and would consider him my brother. Choices are personal and private people!
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6:58 pm
If he were gay, he would want to be your sister. See, even you “Mr. Enlightenment” deep down know that homosexuality is wrong.
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7:45 pm
Gay people do not instantly think they’re the other gender. Maybe if you stopped living your life according to stereotypes, you’d realize that there are homosexual people who act no differently than a straight person.
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2:52 am
Needs more angry Christians! Keep raging about gays, I’ll keep laughing
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9:47 am
We see you trollin’, they hatin’…
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10:06 am
why is it that the so called “christians” posting here are so filled with hate and bigotry?
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10:23 am
It has been scientifically proven that gays do not exists.
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11:06 am
King David was Jonathan’s lover. There was plenty of hanky panky in the Bible, and performed by upsatnding and powerful heroes. Quote, How are the mighty fallen in the midst of battle! O Jonathan, you were slain in your high place. I am torn asunder for you, my brother Jonathan. Very dear have you been to me, my brother. Your love to me was wonderful, surpassing the love of women. How the mighty have fallen, the weapons of war perished!”
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3:18 pm
LGBT all have the equal right to be as miserable as everyone else in marriage. Your religion blinds you to humanity.
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2:34 am
Rick Perry may be the only hope for the US in this age of homogay hipster dubstep ravesex death pact parties.
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7:48 pm
You just strung together a bunch of random words that you’ve been spoon fed, you have no idea what half those things even are.
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6:49 pm
Okay. This is terrible. What reason do we have for not letting gays marry? Every one is suppose to have equal rights. Any one who thinks that gays shouldn’t marry, are simply scared. Stupid homophobes that have nothing better to do with their lives. Being homophobic is just as bad as being racist. Just because someone likes the same sex, doesn’t make them different. They fall in love with who they fall in love with. They don’t have a choice. Just like straight people don’t have a choice in who THEY fall in love with. It doesn’t make a difference! This is EXACTLY why I hate America. Because people like this. I understand and respect your religious beliefs, but I don’t think they’re a valid cover-up of homophobia. And I will disregard anything anyone says to me about how I ‘obviously don’t cherish and worship God, and the bible’ and how I should ‘Go kill myself for not having the SAME F*CKING BELIEFS AS EVERY OTHER STUPID F*CKING PERSON ON THE PLANET.’ because I am a proud atheist. And. I am proudly and openly bisexual. So if you people have nothing better to do than sit around verbally abusing and harrassing gays, then you should go f*ck yourselves.
This coming from the mind of a 12 year old. <3
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3:22 am
Our religion is incredibly hypocritical. “Don’t judge others, by the way gays are evil HURR”
It’s not like gays WANT to be gay, it’s how they’re born. If it wasn’t, gays wouldn’t exist. Why exist in a society that hates every gay person out there?
By the way, anyone taking this shit seriously, go look the site up before you look even more like a tool.
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