The Phish Host EDM Identity Rave in Hollywood Bowl, Spastic Sodomy Prevalent
A Night of Strong Scented Phish Phishettes, the Raver Girls who famously attend EDM hispter scene EDM orgies en masse, lay prostate on the ground as they engage in open acts of ‘phish netting’, that is, letting men cast their rods deeply into their exposed lady parts. Incidence of pregnancies and disease are consistently elevated in regions that allow The Phish raves.
The Phish is an electronica/hipster music experiment hybrid band that features acid-induced shows with painfully long musical numbers only comprehensible to those intoxicated with the most mind-numbing altering drugs: marijuana droplets, Magic Quaaludes, uncle happy jack’s cocaine kisses. You name it, these overaged hippes have it cached backstage and they try to make it cute by giving it out in Pez dispensers at their shows, all so someone will claim their music is actually good and created by talented musicians.
Social scholar and prominent investigative journalist Stephenson Billings loudly warned everyone about the dangers of The Phish last year and sadly, we see there are many parents who have not heeded his warning.
While most sensible musicians would argue a twice-drunk Jiminy Cricket could rub his serrated legs together and give a better musical performance than the LSD-inspired guitar flangerings of the wild Trey Anastasio, we see the scene kiddies who attend The Phish EDM raves are never cognizant enough to know the stage is simply amateur drinking buddies wildly banging and strumming for ours on end, waiting for drug needles to render their audience numb and horny, gyrating into massive orgies hidden behind all the marijuana smoke and crack cloud precipitation fleeing down their rosed-up faces in the highest moments of ecstasy.
Yesterday The Phish threw their 23rd annual Identity Rave and it may be the most debaucherous concert of the year. Hapless and naive college children are trying to have their last summer flings and are rolling to these events by the hippie busload. The Phish are wise enough to calculate such things and promised the most ‘raw, drug-fueled sexual experiment your granny don’t wanna hear about!’ to everyone who attended, which reports put at around 45,000.
According to liberal newsrag LA Weekly, this is a recap of what happened at the Identity EMD rave hosted by The Phish, written in their language:
Here’s a quick recap, in Phish language, for those who missed it.
“Dude, I’m peaking” moment: “Wilson” > “Axilla”
Obligatory “let’s pretend newer material is awesome” moment: Group crowd swaying during “Backwards Down the Number Line.”
A fan favorite, but “pretty lame tonight” moment: “Split Open and Melt.” (a references to the rampant homosexuality at The Phish concerts)
“Um, I’m kinda freaking out” aka “I might need to sit down moment”: spooky “Crosseyed and Painless” jam
“Homoerotic Trey fantasy” moment: “Character Zero”
“Dude, I’m seriously peaking right now” moment: Tie: “Piper” glowstick war or damn near perfect “Mike’s Song” (peaking indicates a pant-tightening event brought on by some combination of drugs. It is a viagral effect that’s only relieved by sodomizing many people, which The Phish want. All concert goers are required to immediately relieve someone who is ‘peaking’ or they get thrown out.
Bathroom break aka “Wading in the Velvet Sea” moment: “Joy”
Might convert first time Phish concertgoers into true fans: “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” cover or “Julius” encoreCritical Bias: Being sober at a Phish show.
Random Notebook Dump: The well dressed, middle-aged Jerry Springer doppelganger in front of me has been doing key bumps of blow all night.
As if that recap of the Identity Rave did not make it clear, the next words will: Identity Rave is euphamism for homosexual experimentation.
What’s sad is many seasoned Phishheaded ravers know they are putting their body at risk of more dangerous disease at each of these concerts. But after being plied with harsh liquors and songs like “Down with the Disease”, a propaganda anthem The Phish use to make STDs seem not so bad, but ‘cool and rad’ as the lyrics go, then further blood-tingling and raw sexual conquest songs like “Lawn Boy” and “Split Back and Melt”, we can see how people are duped by the classic combination of sex and drugs this band infamously perpetuates at its brainwashing concerts.
Ravers are notorious gender-benders, with raver girls oft times exposing their nude, taut bodies to each other and panting up each other as they paw, gnaw and release in spurts of sexually fueled frustration. Raver guys are no better, with their dark make-up, well coifed hair and skin-tight jeans causing pants-tightening confusion amongst their ‘bros’. When all the drugs are kicked into these Identity Rave events, the crowd-goers are encouraged to forget their true sexual indentity and just ‘flow’ with The Phish. Sadly, the things that flow most at these concerts are horrible, cobbled together music, STDS and naturally, vats of liquified drugs injected into the arteries of the passed out and barely sober.
Ravers girls who attend The Phish concerts are 49% more likely to become prostitutes in later life. This is a tragic jump from the standard 19% of EDM raver girls becoming prostitutes as a baseline standard.
The Phish Experience
Phish Phry, the names given to virgin concert-goers at The Phish concerts, are always caught off-guard by the rampant orgies and gender-bending that take place these events. While most people would immediately shy away, the drug-laced clouds of smoke that ominously waft through these events lure every person closer to a stage that produces music that perpetually confuses the synapses of even the brightest brains.
Parents, The Phish is a patently borish band that grows in burgeoning popularity in the EDM Hipster raver scene. The Identity Rave this rag-tag group of ‘musicians’ just hosted witnessed countless acts of sodomy that are commonplace at these events and most terrifying, your college child will likely not remember being victimized. The only evidence is among those impregnated (roughly 2 out of every 7) and infected with the most nasty of STDs.
Fans of the Identity Rave and The Phish will rally, telling you that these electronic DJs are not lip syncers and are not peddling off crudly cut musical tracks from Audacity and Guitar Pro as the real thing, then confusing their phans at concerts with drugs and half-hearted strumming and screeching, until the drugs kick in. Remember, this, parents.
When is the last time you’ve known an addicted druggie to be a reliable source of information? As hard as it is to accept, if your child is attending raves or phanning The Phish they have a 73% chance higher of being involved in drug experimentation than kids who like normal, good bands like Lifehouse and Five Iron Frenzy.
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Author: Mike Watson
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10:39 pm
Mike,
You should be awarded a Prize for this. Back in the day a similar type group of dirty hairs were lip synctoring music and claiming it as their own.
This is stealing. We should not find this acceptable in America. Parents need to stop funding these people through their children.
Praise be,
BB
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3:20 am
Hey! Nice to see you again! You dumb bitch! If the kids like the music let them listen to it! Its not for the hypocrates on here to say scince none of this is true. Its illeagal to have orgies or even sexin public. And if their were drugs theyd be busted by security.
Sincerely,
Jesus christs Real father.(cause the virgin mary was a whore)
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7:20 pm
love it
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7:19 pm
Lol idiot
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8:33 pm
Idiocracy is my thing.
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3:32 am
Mike, It’s this kind of hard hitting Christian reporting that America needs today. Your words have spoken to me because they are undoubtedly also the words of Jesus.
–Tyler, I will pray for your corrupt, ignorant and intellectually stunted soul.
The Rev
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8:23 pm
Shut the fuck up! If i wanted to hear you fucking say anything i would shove my hand up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
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3:45 am
Rave it like u were on ex! U can bE my BFF! Flash me ith ur big ol breast! Show me
what u working with! Move those hips open ur lips! Oh my god u just hit perfect, I love the way that u work it! Hotty with the tomb raider body come
here and sit on this shorrty can make me kick up this party so now be afraid bitches!
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6:05 am
Wow, Alison, I didn’t think it was possible for you to make even less sense than usual.
Praise be!
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6:43 am
It rave beats, and 2 dude we all know u just get on here to talk and get people to tolorate u because u have no friends, now go away u scum!
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1:27 pm
Alison, you’re hot. Look me up on facebook.
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7:15 am
I’m not sure if you have noticed, but the cheap Chinese cellphone you are using to leave comments seems to have a spelling correction mechanism designed by a non-English speaker. It is changing the word “you” into “u” every time you type it.
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9:05 am
Txt talk lol loser + it’s an IPad2 so lol rofl lmfao suk it bitch and learn to txt dude it’s 2011 granpa lol and super rave in the grand city of edingberg over here in the UK!
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9:16 am
You see, there’s a reason things like correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation have some level of relevance. Without a common agreement on, and usage of, those it becomes nearly impossible to communicate with any confidence that the parties will understand each other. You’ve demonstrated this beautifully!
I’m sorry you don’t have a device with an actual keyboard that allows you to type when necessary, but if you don’t communicate properly expect to be misunderstood, madam.
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9:19 am
You cannot shatter another tool I have brought forth, the sexual encounters caused by this music is not the only thing that happens. Satan’s words are tied within each verse and the demonic spirits from the Oblivion then can press forth corruption, soon they turn to drug use and then fall from God. They will be fantastic sacrifices for my demonic birth, for now the heathens shall use the secret homogay agenda and music to turn the most righteous to the ways of the demonic, you cannot hide behind Christ forever.
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11:02 am
You guys should’ve pulled a Constanza and stopped writing about Phish after the hilarious first article.
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11:29 am
This article is laughable. Obviously the author knows nothing about music and nothing about Phish. He projects his own interpretations of the music and the scene as fact when in reality he has probably never been to a Phish concert or talked to a true Phish fan. I for one have been to plenty of Phish concerts sober and experienced incredible music. Maybe if some of you were more open-minded towards things that are different from your everyday life you would see that Phish is not some kind of satanic movement out to ruin the values of America. Oh, but I forgot, Christianity wants you to follow it blindly and not question the word of “God” so why in the world would you be open to new experiences? Instead just bash them without anything legitimate to support your view!
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1:29 pm
It’s a joke. The whole site is, genius.
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12:14 pm
Wow – I am amazed that this investigative reporting is legal since it is completely false. I am thinking Mike lives in a hellish fantasy land and really needs to up his meds so that he can stop spreading unnecessary fear into the feeble minds that actually believe this garbage.
For anyone that reads and believes this article to speak the truth – get out and volunteer. There are real people suffering and starving in this world and your ignorance is destroying the planet.
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12:41 pm
Seriously, kill yourself.
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12:51 pm
Ravers girls who attend The Phish concerts are 49% more likely to become prostitutes in later life. This is a tragic jump from the standard 19% of EDM raver girls becoming prostitutes as a baseline standard.
I would say a citation is needed.
I am not a fan of phish but your article is littered with lies and a complete misunderstanding of the crowd and the band. Looking at a number of factually wrong comments I googled the 23rd Identity Rave only to find that Phish is not associated with any such concert or organization. I wish you would fact check your articles before publishing them it really makes me question your credibility.
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1:34 pm
I have been to more than 50 phish concerts since 1995. Never once have I seen an orgy, never once have I seen homosexual activity, never once have I seen the band or any member of their staff provide drugs to anyone. This article is utterly despicable, wrong and full of outright lies. Do you really think the security and POLICE at these events would allow orgies, nudity, open drug use? Everyone is entitled to their opinion so I don’t care if you hate Phish for their music but spreading outright lies is just wrong and I think in the end you are in need of some prayers and at some you will have to be judged by our God for your hate and lies.
One last thing. What would you say or do if the following items were put into article about the religion you so fervently follow? all priests and reverends are homosexuals who touch boys and molest them in the back room all the time. These same people are preaching to their congregations every day or week in order to brainwash them to molest children. No one should go to these churches or risk getting molested in the back room by brainwashed churchgoers. Parents should not allow their children to enter these perverted pulpits of moestation and homosexual experimentation.
Now wouldn’t you say those are ridiculous statements? If so, then please reread this article because what is contained in there is just not factual or anything even close to what happens at a phish concerts.
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2:20 pm
If all your long-winded hippie musk rhetoric is true, then why on Page 1 of your “Phantasy Phingering” site do you guys advocate throwing a 50,000 person orgy at the next Phish concert. Was destroying the innocence of 35,000 not enough?
Proof: http://phantasytour.com/bands/1/topics/2731720/posts?page=1
There you have it parents. You click that link and you see what these perverts are all about at these concerts. Look at the words in that proposal and you’ll understand all you need to know about this culture.
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5:16 pm
luker
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6:27 pm
Do you believe everything you read on the Internet? That is obviously an immature joke with a number of bad taste responses. You can read things with the same bad taste on most any message board having younger people on it.
Honesty, this type of article is very scary to me. It’s very radical thinking like this that has led to people doing stupid things when believing and following these individuals. It is almost like the radical terrorists who harm people with their words and actions. Sad and scary but you have every right to feel the way you feel or write what you want to write but it should be based on some facts.
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7:37 pm
So because one guy suggests something stupid, you take it seriously and think everyone works like that?
In that case, guess what? I know a Christian who hates all non-white people, and has flat-out admitted it before! In fact, he’s even a murderer who’s going to court right now, and still insists he’s a Christian! I guess that means that all Christians are racist murderers, right?
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3:44 am
You sir, are a retard. You have no clue what sarcasm is and as a result, you believe in absolutely retarded things. Kinda like your belief in God.
Just like these idiots can’t provide evidence that supports their “statistics”, they also cannot provide any actual evidence for god, (or God if you are anal)
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1:39 pm
is this a joke? have u ever been to a phish show? u need to look into what your writing about before you make shit up – this is ridiculus!!! unreal – this article couldn’t be any more untrue – not one thing you wrote is true!
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2:08 pm
I’m not surprised that you fans of the phish are showing up and trying to blow your drug-laced smoke and mirrors on the subject. I actually predicted this would happen and encourage our readers to ignore these “Phish phans” because they are delusional, rebellious little teenagers clinging onto a band they think makes them ‘unique’. They will grow out of this phase and let’s just hope the band’s hold doesn’t leave them to a life of late night drug seeking and prostitution.
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2:44 pm
You sir, simply put, are a moron. Anyone who pays attention to your work and takes it seriously are making themselves significantly less intelligent. Your work holds little to no credibility and is more or less a rant about a culture you do not understand and fear.
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4:37 pm
>>Anyone who pays attention to your work and takes it seriously are making themselves significantly less intelligent.
I guess that would include you since you’ve taken it seriously enough to comment.
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2:29 pm
Mike, I understand that you may not enjoy the type of music that Phish puts out and you are entitled to your own opinion. My question is, how can you seemingly know so much about a band, and write about them more than once, without actually seeing them or attempting to understand it from both sides? Have you in fact ever been to a Phish show? Have you witnessed these activities first-hand? Also, I would like to know where this 49% of females becoming prostitutes statistic is coming from. If you actually do take journalism seriously I don’t understand how you can throw out mindless stats without giving any sort of backing with a source.
Once again, you’re entitled to your own opinion but for the sake of journalism please learn how to write in a manner that does not disrespect the profession. Do the research, even a quick Google search, and you will understand that the things you have put in this article are banter and full of ignorance. Hopefully you can take 15 minutes to look into something you write about next time instead of ranting through hatred.
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2:45 pm
“Do the research, even a quick Google search, and you will understand that the things you have put in this article are banter and full of ignorance.”
And what, learn what depraved individuals you all area?
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2:49 pm
http://phantasytour.com/bands/1/topics/2731720/posts?page=1
A 50,000 person orgy, advocated and applauded by the core community base, Steve?
Riots are not prevalent? I remember the horrors of 2009, at this very show where The Phish nearly started a riot and the fans were breaking out into junkie sweats and growing impatient with the overly long songs. I fled the scene along with many others as the risk was too great for our field team. Another “Phan” details the incident, in innocence.
http://concertconfessions.com/2009/11/fest8pt6/
The statistics on prostition and Raver culture often shock those not in the know, Steve. Look at this awareness page and let the statistics soak into your mind. There are plenty more out there that I will be presenting this Sunday to parents in my telecast, this is just a primer and you really have to understand why so many people are emailing and writing, furious and confused about this dangerous culture. Parents need more education and apparently, so do some of you Phans.
http://www.prostitutionresearch.com/c-prostitution-facts.html
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2:51 pm
Even this story is linked to off Phantasy Tour: http://phantasytour.com/bands/1/topics/2798973/posts
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8:37 am
Mike,
The comments on this article are getting a little crazy, I’m not trying to take it that way but need to address a couple of things.
First, to the advocated orgy at the last festival. That thread is from a message board, how in any way is that fact that it happened? Obviously that is not serious, and if it is a serious suggestion that person would never fit in at a Phish concert. Message boards have been around since Web 2.0 and are full of ranting and raving – either good or bad – and most boards don’t have a factual base to back it up.
Second, I don’t believe you went to this concert that you say riots started. If you did, that means that you also went to two other days of concerts in the same place. This was the third day of a festival where they never sold single day tickets. The heat was getting to people so the band asked everyone to sit down, which they did. Finally they shot a movie of this festival. I’m sure that if there was “rioting” they would not have continued production on the movie. The songs where “riots” happened, as you say, were also featured on said movie. Can you honestly lie and be a fundamental Christian all at the same time?
Finally, you describe the band’s supporters as “EDM Ravers.” You do realize that EDM stands for Electronic Dance Music, right? I don’t think that anyone will describe Phish’s music as electronic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phish (Not electronic)
You can pull stats from that website, which is full of biased results and stats (and I am very opposed to prostitution) but the truth is you are making assumptions based on non-related statistics to fluff your own article.
I respect that you have your own opinion and stick to your beliefs, honestly it’s rare in this country. Please though, look into the stuff you are writing instead of making things up. You can write an article about the band and how much you don’t like them, but to make the accusations and push fallacies on people is not fair to anyone.
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10:08 am
Tell me how The Phish are not using electricity to produce their music?
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10:36 am
Are you kidding me? That is the line you are trying to draw here?
Of course they use electricity, so does every band that performs live. Examples: Lifehouse and Five Iron Frenzy. So are you trying to say say that these bands you promote have orgies and 49% of the women that listen to those two band become prostitutes? If using electricity is the grounds for EDM then please stop listening to music in general. Any christian band uses electricity and therefore is part of this EDM raver group, therefore you are condemning everyone, even yourself, to hell and prostitution. You know exactly what I meant and realize that you have been debunked.
Just for the record, the band’s name is Phish, not The Phish. Even the name of the group you are trying to write about isn’t right, which is just another example of poor journalistic writing.
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2:53 pm
Sorry I just checked back to see if you had responded, not surprised you didn’t though. Your arguments were no longer making sense.
Last comment though: glad to see you are a fan of Deadmou5. Have you been to one of those shows? You say fans of Phish are EDM Ravers? Look within my man, you preach on lies and fallacious ideas when you are as guilty, if not more guilty of all the things you judge everyone for. I know you’re an Intern but learn what you are doing and check things against your own life before you spout idiotic comments to get a rise out of Christians that will believe you. I tried to keep other comments nice but after seeing you like Deadmou5 I know you’re clearly a confused boy that has no idea what Journalism is and how it functions.
I’m curious what you have to say about this so comment if you think of any other things to question me on.
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2:49 pm
Thank you for the warning!
I knew the blatant disfigurement of a Christian symbol this band uses as a logo was really their way of brining in the most perverse sorts of human garbage.
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2:54 pm
Yeah it’s a row of grandstanding atheism with this bunch. How disrespectful can a cult be?
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3:36 pm
That is a great question Mike! How disrespectful can a (your) cult be?
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5:17 pm
kys
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7:41 pm
Considering the attitudes of your fellow ‘Christians’, I’d answer quite a bit.
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3:51 am
I know plenty of Phish fans and none of them are atheists, other than myself that is. Most phish-heads are rather stupid, but that typically goes along with obsession of any musician/group.
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3:47 pm
Atheism and stupidity goes hand in hand. One begets the other, and vice-versa.
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4:30 pm
If Atheism and stupidity go hand in hand, why is it that Christians think that the world is less than 6000 years old when there’s evidence that proves otherwise, evidence that can be proven with fact while you must rely on an ancient book that’s been edited countless times?
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4:41 pm
I think you can find answers to all that and more and this location. I think Christwire would be happy to take up donations to purchase a ticket for you.
http://creationmuseum.org/
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4:50 pm
LN, you cannot disprove my faith. Your science is built on mounds of disproof, necessarily waiting to again be disproven as dictated by empiricism. Don’t dare presume to lecture me on the nuances of faith and science, as my knowledge is assuredly more profound than you could even imagine.
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5:16 pm
You are truly amazing Christians! You drain everyone from their money, you are psychic vampires! Your church feeds of the strong, you are parasites! You beg and ask for money for the greater good to teach for your church! Did you know this ritual was practiced originally from Pagans, you now call them heathens and yet you practice similar rituals! True hypocrisy! Without Satan your religion is nothing at all! When the Satanic Bible was being published by Anton LaVey, the money soon flowed into your churches and helps them thrive! How can you still continue with your lies! You all are the true evil in this world, not the ones you point your finger to just because they do not believe in what you believe you all shall be considered damned for you are slaves of god, you fear him, you cannot deny the truth! You say you fear your slave master! Why? Because he will beat you with iron whips!
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2:59 pm
Thank you brother Mike for the honest, Christian reporting. I will make sure to discuss this at the next teen church group I host.
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3:17 pm
This article is a joke right?
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3:40 pm
Love Phish. Great show.
Oh by the way…none of you are getting into heaven. We’re full.
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6:31 pm
I still have no idea why or how this “band” has not been banned from performing everywhere. Even if just to prevent rapes you would think the government would step in.
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8:08 pm
You wanna know why the government hasn’t stepped in? Because those things don’t happen. The sole purpose of this article is to spread lies and attempt to ruin the name of a wonderful band that has caused enormous amounts of joy for thousands of people around the world.
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8:20 pm
wrong.. the government is here to protect the people of this fine country.. that includes protecting us from rape!
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3:56 am
Way to not even address what he said, how typical of a Christian.
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3:55 am
The government does not step in because in the real world, we try to use valid-information (Which is completely lacking in this article) to make choices.
I am a Phish-head, I’ve been to two concerts, both times I was completely sober, and I can tell you right now, Phish’s concerts are not a “Rape” fest as you guys seem to describe. The only thing that is abundant is music and marijuana (Perhaps a few other drugs too, but mainly pot).
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6:58 pm
well done sir.. and i honestly thought that Hollywood was already the most sinful place of debauched homo-docking the world had ever seen.. and then the phish comes to down ..
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3:37 am
In the name of Kane!
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3:38 am
You will join David Duke and Louis Farrakhan in hell!
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3:40 am
You can’t kill the Messiah.
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3:41 am
You will lose the culture war against secular America!
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3:42 am
You’re only delaying the inevitable. I have the Tacitus. I am invincible. The Tacitus told me of Tiberium missiles, of invulnerable flying ships, of real-time genetic mutation. More than alien. More than human! The next step in our evolution as a species!
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3:43 am
You can’t kill Kane!
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3:44 am
You Christ fascists are going down!
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3:47 am
Bow down to your great leader Frankie Mclean!
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3:48 am
You will all feel the wrath of Frankie Mclean!
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3:48 am
There will be no heresy under my rule!
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3:49 am
You will all be assimilated!
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3:50 am
Why is everything on this blog a lie?
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3:51 am
A blog for Old-Angry-White-Christians.
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3:51 am
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Oooooooh, Give you up)
(Oooooooh, Give you UP)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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3:52 am
F U C K YOU TURD!
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3:53 am
I will not be silenced!
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3:53 am
You cretans will face my wrath!
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3:53 am
Submit!
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3:54 am
F U C K YOU B I T C H ES AND DOUCHEBAGS!
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3:54 am
F U C K
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3:55 am
SECULAR POWER! PEACE THROUGH POWER!
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4:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
You lose the game!
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4:10 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
We know the game and were gonna play it!
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4:13 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Best Fuckin DISNEY song!
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4:13 am
Command and conquer ftw!
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4:17 am
ALL HAIL RICK ASTLEY AND KANE! IN THE NAME OF KANE! Rick ROlls in death!
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4:18 am
In the name of WHAT THE FUCK!
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4:18 am
I am actually a fag nigga!
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4:19 am
Video gamers will rule the world! FUCK YOU JOCKS!
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4:19 am
Rick Astley and Kane are my god!
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4:36 am
It is America’s destiny to rule the world! Someday the people of the middle east will listen to American music and watch American movies. Someday their women will take off their veils and burkas. America will civilize Africa. Their people will partake in secular pop culture and their warlords with their savage thugs will be killed. American secular pop culture will dominate. No room religion! Peace through power! It is secular pop culture’s destiny to rule the world!
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5:30 am
A rule of the universe that this………”God” created. ” If chaos does not exist no sociaty may exist for every action there will be a reaction. Whether it be for good or bad or wether it be Huge or tiny there will be a reaction and without the presence of chaos the only actions will be for the wrong and not just one but multiple at as and a wave of terror shall rise and wash u and and ur ” chaos-free” world back to oblivion”
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5:36 am
Oh lordy, you’ve been up all night hitting the meth pipe again and have now come to punish us good christians again. We already have one daemon in the form of Mclean today. Do we need two?
Praise be!
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6:03 am
Nope tonights choice is sniffy jiffy with some herb and sky vodka and I feel fine! And if someone else told u guys off then that just means that we are right and u just want attention!
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6:08 am
Really? So,let me get this straight. You’re saying that if two buffoons say negative things against the thousands of Christwire believers and followers who are all in agreement, that those two are right? Umm, that is again another non sequitur. I’m afraid that God’s will prevails.
Praise be!
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6:18 am
Go back to the early articles this site had and count the haters, or as I call them people with brains and a sense of self reaspect. I am a new be. And one things for sure I fight the never endind battle against u morons so those who want only a life full of fun maybe left to do so.
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6:49 am
Well, at least your comments are becoming more intelligible. I could for once actually understand your writing. That’s one step closer to Christ, and salvation!
Praise be!
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6:57 am
Nope salvation is like the boogie man it’s just to scare kids into being good but u forgot that in 26 and unlike u I’m completly sane. Or my theory is that u are slowly moving ur way over to my side and soon when u completly understand me then it will be mere seconds before u grab a hold of ur sanity once again and I am willing to help
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7:02 am
You’ve slipped back into doggerel. I don’t know the word “ur”
Praise be!
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7:08 am
WOW! It’s txt talk duh! Your or u are is then put in a smaller and easier way to type in ur like in ” ur all fucking nuts!
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4:37 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtXOVKNazYU&playnext=1&list=PL6CA0D7C5C04E599E
One of secular pop cultures finest songs!
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6:23 am
You all are niggers!
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6:25 am
America is runned by jews!
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6:28 am
America’s sexy violent nigger pop culture will be destroyed! Traditional morals and values will be brought back to America! No more Lady Gaga! No more violent video games! No more porn! No more skimpy clothing! Women will dress more modestly! No more bikinis! Right now American women dress like niggers!
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6:30 am
Frankie Mclean is a nigger lover! He loves America’s putrid violent sexy nigger pop culture!
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6:32 am
I will not be silenced!
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6:33 am
Secular pop culture will rule the world!
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6:34 am
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6870613948018774399
Stop using that word David!
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2:39 am
peaking indicates a pant-tightening event brought on by some combination of drugs. It is a viagral effect that’s only relieved by sodomizing many people, which The Phish want. All concert goers are required to immediately relieve someone who is ‘peaking’ or they get thrown out.
…… you have to be kidding me
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1:26 pm
To those who think this is “for real, man” … YOU’RE ALL FUCKING LEMMINGS!
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1:40 pm
Phish fans are Deadhead wannabes wishing they could have been part of the unwashed hippie subculture they never experienced.
Sad really.
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