• 100,000 Flee Gay Marriage Induced Floods on the East Coast

    September 8, 2011 3:54 pm 42 comments

    On April 10, 2009, I prophesied a great flood shall cause all the gays in America to beg forgiveness, their sin drenched lungs crying for mercy but drowned garbling under rollings torrents of watery wrath!  I warned you to join me or stand against me!  Now behold the fruits of my prayers and my prophecy, homopact detente backside fangle lusting Americans!

    Nearly 100,000 Told To Flee the Gay Marriage Wrath Floodwaters, Confesses MSNBC

    Nearly 100,000 people from New York were ordered to flee the rising Susquehanna River on Thursday as the remnants of Tropical Storm Lee dumped more rain across the Northeast, closing major highways and socking areas still recovering from Hurricane Irene.    

    At Binghamton, N.Y., the wide river broke a flood record and flowed over retaining walls downtown as more than 8 inches of rain fell in some areas. Road closures effectively sealed the city off to outside traffic as emergency responders scrambled to evacuate holdouts who didn’t heed warnings to leave neighborhoods.

    “It’s going to get worse,” said Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who urged residents to heed evacuate orders rather than wait until the flood danger is obvious.

    “By the time it looks that bad, you won’t be able to leave, so leave and leave now,” Cuomo said to frightened New Yorker homo enablers.

    My dear friends and good readers, God does not like gay marriage.  It sickens him and causes his belly to wretch.  Everyone laughed when God decided to downgrade Hurricane Irene to a Category 1.  Snarky homosexuals made obligatory catty comments and atheists dared to bait God, taunting him with ‘Is that all you got?’

    Well now have a look and see!  The whole Earth shall not flood again, but the Bible never said that fate won’t await a sin targetted state!  Your backside is gaped wide open, New York, and God is going to flood it with judgment!  You better believe that your bowels with quake with remose as you spill shame like a frightened animal, cowering before a God.

    All of you are sinners, trying to veil your homofantasies behind left-wing legislation!  Got can see right through you veil you dire wolves!  He knows that ‘oh what big eyes you have’ is because your cracked out on the resides of fecal laced LSD from your boyfriends STD goo backside you sick finagling freakshow gays!  And all who have enabled your lifestyle shall pay too.  Look at even the affirmative action newscaster confess what is happening!

     

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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