100,000 Flee Gay Marriage Induced Floods on the East Coast
On April 10, 2009, I prophesied a great flood shall cause all the gays in America to beg forgiveness, their sin drenched lungs crying for mercy but drowned garbling under rollings torrents of watery wrath! I warned you to join me or stand against me! Now behold the fruits of my prayers and my prophecy, homopact detente backside fangle lusting Americans!
Nearly 100,000 Told To Flee the Gay Marriage Wrath Floodwaters, Confesses MSNBC
Nearly 100,000 people from New York were ordered to flee the rising Susquehanna River on Thursday as the remnants of Tropical Storm Lee dumped more rain across the Northeast, closing major highways and socking areas still recovering from Hurricane Irene.
At Binghamton, N.Y., the wide river broke a flood record and flowed over retaining walls downtown as more than 8 inches of rain fell in some areas. Road closures effectively sealed the city off to outside traffic as emergency responders scrambled to evacuate holdouts who didn’t heed warnings to leave neighborhoods.
“It’s going to get worse,” said Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who urged residents to heed evacuate orders rather than wait until the flood danger is obvious.
“By the time it looks that bad, you won’t be able to leave, so leave and leave now,” Cuomo said to frightened New Yorker homo enablers.
My dear friends and good readers, God does not like gay marriage. It sickens him and causes his belly to wretch. Everyone laughed when God decided to downgrade Hurricane Irene to a Category 1. Snarky homosexuals made obligatory catty comments and atheists dared to bait God, taunting him with ‘Is that all you got?’
Well now have a look and see! The whole Earth shall not flood again, but the Bible never said that fate won’t await a sin targetted state! Your backside is gaped wide open, New York, and God is going to flood it with judgment! You better believe that your bowels with quake with remose as you spill shame like a frightened animal, cowering before a God.
All of you are sinners, trying to veil your homofantasies behind left-wing legislation! Got can see right through you veil you dire wolves! He knows that ‘oh what big eyes you have’ is because your cracked out on the resides of fecal laced LSD from your boyfriends STD goo backside you sick finagling freakshow gays! And all who have enabled your lifestyle shall pay too. Look at even the affirmative action newscaster confess what is happening!
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4:16 pm
you know how many people in the area can parkour theyll be out of there or up high in no time
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4:57 pm
Holy hell your mind must be a fucking mess Clyde. You can’t even keep a consistent argument from one day to the next. yesterday’s natural disasters (Texas fires) was not an act of god. Do the world a favor pick a fucking side..stop being bisexual in your arguments.
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6:00 pm
They’re welcome to relocate to Tennessee if they’re God-fearing moral people. We’re “flooded” with illegals down here and it will surely offset all those welfare people on the voter roles trying to turn my state liberal.
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6:09 pm
Billings! I thought you had died!
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8:37 pm
Claire, I *LOVE* you! lol
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12:57 am
Well you know the funny thing is, just yesterday I was thinking about how Billings hadn’t been around in months. I started thinking that I should start another “Billings has passed away” rumor. Then suddenly BOOM!, he appears.
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6:12 pm
I was busy with Momma and all sorts of personal stuff. It’s summer and hot here and I have to cut back those bushes but I’m not really in the right sort of shape to be whacking weeds and then my doctor needed to do some work on my colon and well its a long story but maybe you can give me a little medical advice later on. Hope you’re doing well my friend, Claire!!!
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6:22 pm
You were busy cutting your moms bush, then procedeed to whack her “weeds”, the you let the doctor work on your prostate than gave you blowjob advice later on? VERY naughty weekend dude
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7:11 pm
That’s nothing, dude writes up gay fiction all the time here. Seriously, it’s even been leaking into his posts here, he told ‘Will Ferrel’ that he wanted to bone in him a rather eloquently way.
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10:42 pm
I really wish you would engage me with the respect and maturity I deserve. Your childish hyperbole is no worthy of this website.
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1:03 am
You deserve respect?
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8:18 pm
I’d rather not discuss your colon, thanks.
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6:20 pm
wow haven’t been around in a while but i still knew u guys would act like dumb asses and lie to these good people. well i feel so proud to be one of the few people on here that isn’t a total asshole. a good sane person like Claire Shannon and emosexual bitch ans Lauren, ahhhh, sanity!
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6:22 pm
Just what in the nice circles of Hell are you talking about?
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7:08 pm
hank do u think im pretty?
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7:16 pm
whoever doesnt think you pretty is asexual
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8:16 am
Are you a tranny?
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9:00 am
no numb nuts im asking the dude who said he was in porn not u……….. i am all woman,……. do u think im pretty Mr.Nelson?
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10:39 pm
Our great country will not stand by while homosexuals walk free amongst us.
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12:08 am
August I think your only defense is to sew your mouth and ass shut.
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1:04 am
Don’t worry August, homosexuals don’t like vampires.
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1:20 am
Claire, you are confused. Homosexuals love vampires, otherwise Twilight would have never been so popular.
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1:54 am
Brother Bruce have you heard about this man in France that was sued by his wife for not having relations with him? Since Claire is unwilling to consomate your blessed union you may want to sew her.
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2:18 am
I think you mean “sue”.
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1:41 am
Homosexuals are a part of this country, which was founded on liberty and justice for *all*.
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7:04 pm
yeah. if god doesn’t love homosexuals why did he make them that way?
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10:40 pm
God’s wrath is mighty and the liberals are trembling.
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1:57 am
unfortunately they are trembling with the devils tingles of Ecstasy not the proper fear of God that they should be.
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12:37 pm
I’m laughing, actually, not trembling.
Are we talking about the same God here? You know, “Love thy neighbor,” etc?
We probably aren’t.
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2:44 am
Thde rotting corpse of jesus is rolling in his grave at what is being said and done in his name
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3:16 am
They should go to texas i hear they need some water.
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3:26 am
That is just mean and uncalled for. The people in Texas are suffering from the weather and you’re making light of their plight.
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3:36 am
No, the people in Texas are suffering because God sent a heat wave towards them.
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8:17 am
The Bible warns of false prophets like you, LN.
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4:47 pm
That would be you, actually. If God is all about love, then why do you hate?
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4:55 pm
You are a liar, L.N, just like all your atheist friends.
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5:27 pm
u never answered hank,…….. do u think im pretty?
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6:29 pm
I don’t remember you asking, Alison. You’re not my type, but I think the young men these days would find you “hot.”
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9:41 pm
whatever. When you die, yu will relize that the christian god is just a hoax and a fairy tale story by the old aristrocrats to keep the population under control.
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12:39 pm
Agreed, I don’t agree with the article, but I agree that the above statement about Texas was mean.
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1:44 am
I checked out this site from the huffington post and wish I didn’t . Jesus taught us of love and compassion and this site is making his followers look stupid and ignorant. His best friend was a prostitute, and he never preached of hate but only of love and compassion. It is your job as christians to follow in your gods footsteps and to show love and compassion to others. Not hate ,fear and judgement. Let ye who has not sinned cast the first stone. we all fall short of the glory of god and only god can judge.I hope you will one day realize you must act in love and compassion to every person regaurdless of race, religion or or beliefs. Either way in the end you will see that all our stories end in death. But it’s not the end that counts but what you did in life that has true meaning. With your hate, fear and judgment your fate in your religion says your spirit will be doomed. you must believe, repent and live in way your god did through love and compassion. People like you make me ashamed of even being human.
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1:55 am
and those that speak of others as the devil taking over their mind guess what…you have created your own demon inside yourself through your fear and judgment. can’t you see even though some sound ignorant they are trying to show you of your own ignorance and they are sticking up for their fellow man. your egos are huge and your self taught lies are the biggest sin of all. It is better for a man to love another man and listen to his heart then you condemning that man and speaking of gods wrath and hate for love!!!! Your god no longer is a god to live in fear of according to the new testament. So why do you continue to speak of hate fear and suffering. I am hoping this is all fake and no one really believes this and you all are just bored out of your mind. try doing so community service instead of making your religion look bad.
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