• 6-Inch Eels Swims Into Man’s Twiddler Rompus

    September 14, 2011 7:13 pm 43 comments

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    Another horror of nature occurred when a six-inch eel somehow finagled its way into a man’s twiddle rompus.  This is an image of the eel next to the surgical instrument that removed it.

    Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

    But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

    ‘I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,’ the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

    ‘I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.’

    Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

    Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel’s slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

    ‘The diameter of the urethra in a man’s penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,’ he said.

    There are several lessons to be learned here. One, a man has no business in a dainty day spa. If the man had just accepted his rugged appearance like nature meant, he would not have had an eel having homorelations inside of him. Next, this is the work of Satan and a near demon possession.

    It is no secret that the devil works in many ways to infect people and on the SyFy channel, scientists talked about creatures such as this that enter your body and then swim up to your brain, where they take you over. I’ve reported on these beasts before and this is another form of organic demon possession. Serpents and eels have been entering the body’s of humans ever since Eve allowed Satan to twaddle her clinched loofa in the Garden of Eden. We can see the same M.O. still applies to this very day.

    The Metro: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

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