6-Inch Eels Swims Into Man’s Twiddler Rompus
Another horror of nature occurred when a six-inch eel somehow finagled its way into a man’s twiddle rompus. This is an image of the eel next to the surgical instrument that removed it.
Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.
But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.
‘I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,’ the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.
‘I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.’
Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.
Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel’s slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.
‘The diameter of the urethra in a man’s penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,’ he said.
There are several lessons to be learned here. One, a man has no business in a dainty day spa. If the man had just accepted his rugged appearance like nature meant, he would not have had an eel having homorelations inside of him. Next, this is the work of Satan and a near demon possession.
It is no secret that the devil works in many ways to infect people and on the SyFy channel, scientists talked about creatures such as this that enter your body and then swim up to your brain, where they take you over. I’ve reported on these beasts before and this is another form of organic demon possession. Serpents and eels have been entering the body’s of humans ever since Eve allowed Satan to twaddle her clinched loofa in the Garden of Eden. We can see the same M.O. still applies to this very day.
The Metro: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa
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7:19 pm
What is a “twiddler rompus.” I have never heard that used before. Please let me know what it is.
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7:38 pm
Do some research. You kids are so lazy!!!!!!!!
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7:46 pm
You use made up words and then scoff when people don’t understand what you mean? Tyson, you’re an idiot.
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7:55 pm
It is called a “coined term”. You should look that term up as well. We have over 200 trademarked terms, which makes them real.
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7:59 pm
You’re the only one who uses it, you’re the one who made it up, it’s a made up word.
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8:00 pm
They might as well say chevrolet and pepsi arent real words.
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8:01 pm
Just cause you “coined” them does not make them real words. If I were to look them up in the Merriam Webster Dictionary, i would not be able to find them. Hence, I don’t know what they mean. I have looked up your terms many times, and have found none of them in a reputable dictionary source. Please tell me what you mean by this term and then I might be able to respect your words. Most likely not, but there is a possibility.
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8:02 pm
Other people ended up using those words and were also marked as products. Only Tyson and his close band of idiots use the words they make up. If they flat-out said ‘it’s our slang term for dick’, then there isn’t much else to say, but they’re acting as if it’s a real word that the rest of society uses. It sounds stupid and fake and no person of reasonable intelligence would actually use it seriously.
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8:18 pm
Again L.N. and Moron Blade. You both use “Coined Terms” found on the internet. To say you don’t is a lie. Our terms are coined and TM by the TM office. TO try and make a lame argument out of this shows you inability to argue.
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8:21 pm
Show me your Trade Mark papers and I will allow you to continue. But since you cant provide those papers, I will continue to call you a liar, and a fraud. ;P
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8:29 pm
A term can’t be trademarked unless it’s a product or a service or something. You have to actually be able to DO something with the trademarked in some way; using it as slang for dick is not something anyone would consider putting up a trademark for or allow.
Even IF you did somehow trademarked it, the fact is, YOU STILL MADE IT UP AND ONLY YOU AND YOUR OTHER IDIOTS USE IT.
Oh, and you’re one to talk about ‘lame arguments’. Whenever you’re asked for proof about anything you claim, you always tell other people to look it up for themselves.
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2:39 am
LN I believe emosexual is a word you would acuse me of making up but just look there is someone calling himself “Damien Blade Spring “Emosexual” Extraordinaire”. I call that going mainstream.
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10:12 am
I only used it cause you used it first, and I am making fun of you. I haven’t been called an “emo” since I was in like 10th or 11th grade. All of 6 or 7 years ago. Get a grip.
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7:44 pm
Why am I not suprised that this happened in Asia?
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7:45 pm
still cant find anything that doesn’t refer back to your site. So please tell me what it is.
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7:54 pm
Quite a lie. The word is used all over this site and the internet now.
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8:00 pm
Only if you or your friends are talking is it ever used. ‘Twiddler rompus’ is a made up phrase you, well, made up because you can’t say the word ‘penis’ or any variation of it.
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8:04 pm
I did not lie about it. I said that I could find it only on your site, and no where else. Please let me know what you think about this development and I will step back and allow you to keep making up words. Like whorelot and whoelot.
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8:08 pm
You children are lazy. I just binged Twiddle Rompus and got 20,000 results for the last month.
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8:10 pm
Oh, I did that too. Now, please tell me, how many of those 20,000 are not from your site, or have an actual meaning to them?
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8:15 pm
Fun fact: any search engine you use will search the terms both together and separately, as well as altering the spelling for certain other results, even if you specify that you want them together (though it does shorten down the results, it DOES alter the state of what’s entered as you get into more and more pages).
Another fun fact: just about any site that uses your made up words ends up linking back to here. You basically got 20,000 results that either linked directly to Christwire, or someone posting how stupid you are.
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11:57 pm
Man I saw that mess today! Nasty! Who the hell lets animals eat skin off of you. I thought you crackers were crazy but shit. Those Chinese are to much.
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10:37 am
They have actually used this exact example on the Spike Tv show “1000 Ways to Die” its a great show. You might like it.
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10:44 am
the quote below has apeared on several websites as signitures just thought you guys should know what at least 1,000 people think
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Religion is like a penis.
It’s okay to have one and be proud of it,
but don’t whip it out in public and try to shove it down my throat.
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10:48 am
That’s some pretty good English you got there. I wonder if they need it translated into their language.
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Religion is like a Twidller Rompus.
It’s ok to have one and be proud of it,
But please don’t try to whip it out in front of my child and force him to perform fellatio on your sin stick. That’s just nasty pedophilia.
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10:50 am
religion is NOT like my twiddle rompus
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10:55 am
okay let me dumb this down for you “its good to be proud of your religion but don’t act like your superior because of it and dont try to force me into to it.”
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11:01 am
Yes it is. You are trying to force it down everyone’s throat. Trust me, I know. Your a dick, and so is your religion for trying to wipe us out from our ancestral homeland during your “Holy Crusades”
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11:18 am
I didn’t do any of that. christwire is a website that you choose to visit. it’s not being shoved down your throat.
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11:22 am
Yet, we come here to make fun of you guys for trying to do that. Hence you do it in the first place. So, you lose, we win, deal with it.
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11:34 am
Damien Emosexual, you come to OUR website and try to FORCE your liberal homogay views on OUR website. you are doing what you claim we’re doing! so ha I win! you lose! you lose! you lose!
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11:41 am
10 year old closet homogay over there? Jeez you are even worse than some of the people from Hollywood.
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11:45 am
freedom of speech
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11:51 am
^ I concur
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11:52 am
except for christians? right. christians all over the world are persecuted
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11:58 am
Freedom of speech is saying things that people disagree with. Harming others is when you’re demanding that their rights be taking away.
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12:00 pm
nice picture steal btw
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11:59 am
Freedom of speech does not apply to a private website.
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12:00 pm
yes it does
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12:01 pm
not even a private website
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12:03 pm
You have a satan name.
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12:09 pm
And you have a heretics name, whats your point.
See, I can make stuff up too.
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1:28 am
how is the name im using on here even remotly related to satan?
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