Actual Headline: Cranky Old Man Scares Neighborhood Children Off Yard with Bucket of Urine
There is not much more that can be said than the headline. An old man got tired of kids with their skateboards and mohawks playing in his yard, so he scared them away with a bucket of something old people can produce with the power of catheters: urine.
At least it is a fairly sterile deterent.
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Author: Bren Langford
Born and raised in SoCal, Bren Langford is currently a student, lifeguard and lifestyle editor for ChristWire Campus Weekly.
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Um? WTF?
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I say good for him. I wish I could throw a bucket of pee on the blacks that drive by my house with those radios going BOOM BOOM BOOM.
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gotta get that BOOM BOOM, let the beat drop *techno beats start playing*
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what are you talking about emo female dog?
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You said BOOM BOOM BOOM so I continued the song. You don’t remember me? I guess you got too caught up in your nothingness of assholes.
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why should I remember you?
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-clears throat- YOU ASSHOLE, GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF THE INTERNET AND START KNITTING YOURSELF A FUCKING BLANKET TO DIE ON! if A7X (NOT A7F) is “jesus rock” then why is one of their songs named “God Hates Us”, Avenged Sevenfold (ONE WORD) is NOT religious…
Black Veil Brides are all MEN and Beautiful Remains IS NOT about having sex with a dead body, Andy BIERSACK may not be religious but he does respect religion, BVB songs such as… well all of them show signs of respect to ALL people, especially the BVB Army Outcasts…
Ronnie Radke no longer takes drugs, he is out of jail and clean, he is an inspiration. All the things that had happened to him isn’t his fault, if you want to be such an asshole to him then why don’t you think twice and look at what so many people have done to him.
My rant is now over.
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YOU are the reason God hates emosexuals.
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Aww really? I get the asshole award? I would like to thank my parents for being the most amazing people I know and letting me be the person I want to.
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So, she is the reason G-d hates Emotional Sexual people? Really? That’s interesting. Considering that it is one of the first commandments in the Torah to be fruitful and multiply (B’reishit 1:28).
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stop spreading your demon religion on here!
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I’m not. I am spreading BOTH of our religions on here.
Suck it.
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Why can’t kids respect their elders anymore?
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We’re the new generation with a New Religion.
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Using iPod’s invented by 40 year olds don’t make you “new”. You are just inexperienced consumers.
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When did I say iPods? You make no sense what so ever.
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That’s how I keep from getting mail.
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