• Bloodthirsty British Emosexuals Prepare To Brutally Assault iTunes Under Influence Of Suicide Death-Cult

    September 5, 2011 5:45 pm 201 comments

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    Pastor Olu

    Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the “MC Army”. These poor emosexual souls have been deceived into being so willing to defend their favourite band Chemical Romance, that they would even pollute the holiness that is the British music charts.

    Right now, the British sector of the MC Army are planning an attack. There is a petition spreading across facebook like AIDs from a sodomized devil-worshipping homogay called ‘Get “Welcome To The Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance To Christmas #1′. From the 18th of December an estimated 100,000 emosexuals will buy this sinful song, in hope to make it number one in time for christmas. Then their self-harming anus-ravaging habits will contaminate the whole of the United Kingdom.

    Now, as you know, British people are a sinful people who are jealous of our holy America. They want to rebuild their empire across the atlantic, and as Chemical Romance often announce that they “love the UK”, we have reason to believe they are aiding the UK in this. By turning their population of 60 million into whiny gay emosexuals, not only are they promoting the homogay agenda but they are also rallying to colonize yet again our beautiful nation.

    We can not stand for this. If this goes through, Britain will once again be the superpower and summon Satan through their filthy emosexual acts across the world.

    You can find the event here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=241170692582878

    May God smite this event and the whole of Britain.

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    Pastor Olu Spare the rod, spoil the child.

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