• Emo Rock Group “My Chemical Romance” Fires Drumming Thief

    September 7, 2011 8:21 pm 131 comments

    The bible tells us that “Pride comes before a great fall” and emosexual rock group My Chemical Romance knows this all to well. For years they were flying high. The were musical industry award winners and sold thousands of records. They took the money that was given to them by unknowing parents of the angry emosexual children that they are targeting and bought yachts, Ferrari’s, and maintained a harem of groupies across the world. They were flying high but as high as they were they were even higher on drugs.


    “I didn’t get a red tie, but my puffy collar makes up for it”

    They had direct ties to Mexican drug gangs that ran copious amounts of crack, meth and heroween to them. But when two of them were almost burned to death while filming a video the record company set them straight. They have now been clean for years.

    But as high as they were, any druggie knows that there is a low that comes after the high wears off. As they renounced their former sinful ways and imparted upon their path to the straight and narrow, fellow music groups announced that they had “sold out” and that they did not want to tour with them. They soon became destitute street performers.


    MCR: Working the streets

    Imagine walking down the street to listen to a group of makeup wearing young men singing this song “Helena” for your loose change. It has been a hard road for them making their comeback. From literally working street corners to seedy bars, they are back on the up swing. But it is hard to get high when you don’t do drugs.

    Just today I was contacted on the facebook by someone named Frank Iero, that claims to work with the band. He told me “…we’re trying to make our band acceptable in all age groups.” I told him that they can stay clean and kick out the criminals.

    And that is just what they are doing!


    “Why do emo’s always wear women’s jeans?”

    It is being reported that this weekend they kicked out their drummer Michael Pedicure. Mr. Pedicure, replaced former drummer Bob Briar, who could not live the straight and narrow life.

    Frank Iero writes in a blog post titled “Just the Facts“:

    “The relationship between My Chemical Romance and Michael Pedicone is over. He was caught red handed stealing from the band and confessed to police after our show last night in Auburn, Washington. We are heartbroken and sick to our stomachs over this entire situation. The band has no intention of pressing charges or taking this matter any further than we have to. We just want him out of our lives. The people who play in this band are a family, and family should not take advantage of each other like he did. We are currently moving forward, and hope to have a new drummer in place for our show in Salt Lake City, Utah.”

    So now the question now is what did he steal? I am assuming it wasn’t drugs. As the group is working towards becoming an acceptable Christian music band and because the police were called. The police do not take kindly to you calling them to tell them some hippie stole your drugs.


    “Don’t you EVER steal from MCR!!!”

    We do know that on Saturday they performed at Utah’s USANA Amphitheatre with Dead Country drummer Jarrod Alexander. Don’t ask me what a “Dead Country” is, I am assuming it is a band.

    SO what does Pedicure have to say for himself? He tweeted on his Twitters that “What happened is more complicated than it sounds but I did make a mistake. It was never my intention to hurt this band or all of you…It was an error in judgment based on a whole other situation that’s way deeper but this does not define me.”

    What is this situation? If anyone knows they are not talking. But there are rumors that the band Falling In Reverse which is made up of criminals that singer sodomized in prison is looking for a new drummer.

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