Former President Bill Clinton Caught With Stolen Moon Rock
Apollo 17 was the final manned mission to the moon in 1972. The mission brought back 50 moon rocks that were called “Goodwill Moon Rocks” and presented to each of the states.
One of these Goodwill Moon Rock’s was presented to Arkansas governor David Pryor 1976 and was one of the prize possessions of a state that has very little to be proud of. Bill Clinton Became Governor of Arkansas in 1979. Soon after the Goodwill rock went missing. It was never found.
Now, 30 years after it went missing, one of those precious rocks has been found among memorabilia belonging to former President Bill Clinton. A worker cataloging materials from the Clinton governorship was in the middle of going through nearly 2,000 boxes of archived documents when he stumbled upon the priceless artifact. The Box it was in was intentionally labeled a plaque by the former President.
Only 843 pounds of moon rocks exist on Earth, according to NASA making it 10 times more valuable than gold or platinum. Because of the value former President Clinton will most likley be charged with a class C felony and will serve up to 40 years in Prison.
Bill Clinton is best known as the president who stuck a Cigar In a girl’s tuna sin hole and then put it in his mouth while in the oval office.
In Other Space News
The NASA Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite, a chunk of metal the size of a bus, will crash into the planet with devastating force in the next 24 Hours. It has been determined that the spacecraft could cause massive destruction and is travelling at thousands of miles per minute will not hit the United States. We will post updates if it is determined that Caucasian lives may be at risk on another continent.
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10:19 pm
I don’t know whether to say bullshit, or congrats you have sunk to a new low.
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10:26 pm
Look it up yourself. Its a real story and you only make yourself look foolish with your claims. http://www.bing.com/search?q=clinton+moon+rock&go=&qs=n&sk=&form=QBLH
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10:34 pm
Alright, so it is based in truth. But the rest of the information on this site is bullshit, and that makes me want to assume that this is mostly bullshit as well.
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10:42 pm
Please think before you post. We do and we only ask the same of you.
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10:47 pm
I highly doubt that but, whatever.
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11:40 pm
Asking an idiot like Damien to think, is like asking a Black president to not ruin our country.
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11:58 pm
Oh Tyson. Tyson Tyson Tyson. Poor, misguided Tyson. Sorry to say, you need to have a brain to think, and that is something you lack.
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10:11 pm
Tyson, once again, you’re being a racist asshole. Also, it must feel pretty awkward for you to call someone much, much smarter than yourself an idiot.
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10:47 pm
Auggie, I don’t need to follow any links. All I need to know is right here in Christwire or in the Bible.
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11:34 pm
So you only care about white people? That’s terrible of you.
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11:57 pm
Not at all, we just want our liberal presidents to stop stealing our nations treasures.
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1:20 am
Then why would you say “We will post updates if it is determined that Caucasian lives may be at risk on another continent.” if you cared about non-white people? If there’s a giant space rock coming down that can do some damage, obviously a country is going to be in danger, but you only care about if they’re white.
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1:44 am
Blacks can help each other out and form the NAACP, but we caucasians cant?
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1:58 am
White people weren’t oppressed or enslaved or treated as terribly as black people. In fact, white people were the ones doing the oppressing or enslaving, as well as raping and killing, all because they were black. Hell, it was actually done first to the Native Americans, so white people can’t exactly complain about being oppressed or some shit.
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12:02 am
OH noes i’m so glad this site will be cover the stallit that will be hitting earth…oh wait…
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1:25 am
Who knows how many moon rocks, Mars rocks, and Neptune rocks Obama has stolen already?
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1:43 am
WTF is that even supposed to mean? You make no sense. Please explain to me what you mean.
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2:18 am
CTK is correct. I bet Obama has all kinds of government stuff on sale on craig’s list. Blacks love to steal from their employers.
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1:56 am
Making accusations about a race of people with no logic isn’t racist at all!
Oh wait, yeah it is.
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8:50 am
Does anyone remember when Clinton left the White House and tried to take all the furniture home with him? That was an incredible scandal and yet everyone has forgotten it. They love the old bum now and forget Monica, Mark Rich, Ted Foster, Danny Ferguson, Linda Tripp, Paula Jones, etc. etc.
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1:55 am
You love people who have scandals going on about them now, and some terrible shit they’ve done.
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1:54 am
Well I have 50 million space dollars just don’t tell any one and I’ll give you some of it.
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