He/She/ or It, Christwire Home Edition

Susan B. Xenu
• ChristWire
September 26, 2011 4:07 pm153 comments

It is time once again for a rousing game of He/She/It. Readers of my many articles on emosexual culture will remember this game that I play with my grand kids and sometimes great grand kids. The rules are simple. You see an emo (in this case a picture of an emo) and then guess whether the emo is a male or female.

Answers will be at the end!

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2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

Anwers:
1: She
2: He
3: He
4: This one is to close to call…It.
5: He
6: She
7: It doesn’t always work as emo girls CAN be hairy, but the hair on the upper lip gives this one away as a HE
8: She
9: The ever elusive Emo Negro is a He
10: This one is neither. It is what is at the heart of every emo…A DEMON!

If you enjoyed reading this article you may also enjoy the following articles from Sister Susan on dangerous emosexual bands:
Falling On Reverse
Black Veil Brides
The Devil Wears Prada
My Chemical Romance
Bring Me The Horizon
England

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153 Comments

  • is #4 claire?

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  • You know, it’s really offensive to call someone an it, or to have to ask/guess what gender they are. If you dont know what gender they are, then it makes you look unbelievably stupid to go up to someone and ask “are you male or female?”

    I think its beautiful when people dress in a way that makes them look androgynous. But, looks aren’t the only way to determine gender. Chances are, if you watch a person’s body language, find out their name, or listen to them talk, you’ll be able to know.

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    • Exactly! But what can you expect from these idiots who probably don’t even know their own gender? lol

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    • You emos is crazy, in my hood if some brother walked down the street looking like a damned girl we would beat the $hit out of his a$$.

      That ain’t beautiful. That is stupid.

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      • ohhh hello Mr. Ghetto!
        gotta problem?! Shut up, your so stupid, claiming you’d beat up someone for being diffrent! Sorry, we dont all want to walk around looking stupid like you.

        and, it isn’t beautiful. It’s Sexy and Gorgues.

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        • Why are you being so racist to our dark colored friend? You liberals come here and call us racist but you are no different.

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          • He types like half of the ghetto kids in my school, and says he’d beat people up for looking diffrent! I’m not being racist, I’m simply implying what he seems to be!

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          • BVB, you just called him a “Ghetto kid”. Does that not seem racist to you? Do all Tribal-Americans now live in the Ghetto? NO, they do not. Look at Herman Cain, he is running for President. Re you going to call him “Ghetto” too? You are a racist and should be ashamed.

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          • Bruce, you can’t talk about racists. And BVB never implied anything considering rave in his post. About racism there is a fine comment made by Susan, the great hag, on the article about drunk drivign writen by Negro.

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      • im emo militant,………….
        don’t push me

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      • Militant… I hate you more than I hate your alter ego Susan.

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      • MN I have to agree with you, getting beat up is the way youth teach each other what is socially acceptible. I remember when I was a kid I went to school wearing a tie died shirt. The hippies were very popular at the time.

        But i came home with two dotted eyes and a bloddy nose. You can bet I never did that again!

        I learned what was normal and what was acceptible.

        You can also bet that I didnt go home whinning about it or cut myself like an idiot either!

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    • Well if you children would dress or look like you were supposed to we wouldn’t have to call you ITs or wonder what you were.

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      • we can dress how we want. Freedom of speech. Press, religon etc. And mainly freedom to do or be whatever we wanna be. a single old hag of a woman can’t put us down.

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        • I think she has.

          Just look at the effect she has had on all of you emo kids. You never knew christwire existed and now you all have to come here and yap about your feelings and opinions.

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      • and you what are you knowing that the picture is Indeed fake so you surely are a IT like in ALIEN

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      • meghan(i LOVE black veil brides)

        really?! your telling people not to be themselves?! wow im a ‘it’ or ‘emo’ or ‘goth’ whateverr YOU want to labels people like us but really? you are telling people to not be themself

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      • Or, if you maybe said, “Hello, how are you?” and heard us when we answered you (which we mostly would, depending on how you said it), chances are you’d find out.

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  • At this point, my children are too immature to be subjected to this kind of game play but I appreciate your effort, Susan. I may try this game with my estranged wife in an effort to bring the humor and togetherness that we once shared back into our life. This was before her defiance of righteousness led her into the world of sinful depravity that she clings to until this day. How i wish those days were back again.

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  • So, #10 even scares me a little, but I have the common sense to know that it is a She. And also, where is it your business deciding whether someone is a good person based on what they wear.

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    • She’s Sista’ Susan, you ain’t know? She makes the decision. She’s cool like that. She is straight up gangsta. She is blood and ya’ll are crips. And she is straight up killin’ ya’ll!

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  • I will never stop screaming.

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  • Wow, I have no idea. I say they’re all “its.” These filthy heathens should not even be called human beings.

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  • It’s really sad when you suck at your own game…. And you had Andy on there twice and said he was a girl and then said he was a guy… makes no sence

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  • Dahvie Vanity is a GUY!! (#8)
    And Andy Six is #1 and #5 btw… and is a GUY!
    Dahvie is happily engaged to a GIRL and Andy has a girlfriend.

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    • Yeah…. I’m gonna cry when they finally get married. Crystal is a lucky girl.

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      • like you had a chance with he/she/it!

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        • Susan, there is no mean to be rude. You should never crush peoples’ dreams. Your dreams and hopes are all you truly have. Everything around you will change, but those are the only things that don’t have to change.

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        • Stormie Manson Stormie Manson

          You really are a bitch! I really fucking hate you. Firstly, so what if I have a major crush on Dahie Motherfucking Vanity?! Secondly, thank you. Thank you so fucking much for a vote of confidence you hateful SLUT. I’m already suicidal, and you go on and give me that vote of motherfucking confidence. I don’t think I’ve cussed this much since I first fucking came here. Now you listen to me you mother fucking bitch. You can SUCK MY DICK because you DON’T FAZE ME! I can dream and so what? I knew I wouldn’t have a chance, doesn’t mean I can’t have a super crush, and wish somewhere in the back of my mind it was me. You can die and go to hell. You are just like my grandmother! Bitter and hateful! Fuck you. And fyi, the Boogie Woogie man is gonna get you. He’s gonna stab you with a broken broom, slit your neck, and bite off your toes one by one. So keep your light on as long as you can, cause when it cuts off, so does your head. So sweet dreams, you cuntsicle.

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      • Find that strange cos my name is Crystal… <<

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  • Wait i finally figured it out!
    I cant believe it took me this long to realize this site was a joke >.<
    No one could REALLY be this stupid…

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  • Rev. Bob Jenkins III

    Do these emo creatures spend their entire day putting make-up on, doing their hair, fitting into their little sister’s jeans, and taking pictures of themselves looking sad and confused??! I guess that would make me sad and confused, too.

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    • haha us “emo”‘s don’t spend ALL day (: But I’m pretty sure you hypocritical “christains” spend all day trolling becuase your probobly just some lonley stupid adult/teen with no life.

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  • ohh!~ Lemme play!!!
    1) Andy!~Male!~ And a sexy one at that (:
    2) Male
    3) Female
    4) Male
    5)Andy again!~ Male
    6) Ronnie! Male c:
    7) Male
    8)it’s my baby Dahvie Vanity!~ Male!~ <3
    9)Male
    10) Female

    what a fun game! But… your answers are wrong. You should change them to the righ answers (:

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  • You know you’ve hit the bottom when you sink to insulting someone by saying you can’t tell what their gender is. Seriously, don’t you realize how insulting some of your articles are? I’ve read some of the things you’ve written on “emosexuals” and I hope you realize that emo actually stands for emotional. Do you even know why emos are the way they are? It’s not just because of the look. it’s because a lot of them have been through some serious crap. You can be emo without looking like that. I am. Emo is about the emotions you feel, not how many piercings or tattoos you have or how your hair looks. Don’t be rude to emo people- most of us are pretty normal. Next time you write something, actually take time to research whoever it is you about to bash. If you do that, you might not sound so ignorant and condescending.

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    • Rev. Bob Jenkins III Rev. Bob Jenkins III

      I simply think that if I spent all my time putting on make up and putting on tight jeans and doing my hair, and pose for pictures with a emotionless gaze, I would also be emotional. but emotions should involve more than just screaming senselessly.

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  • jesushates#10(so does her parents)

    #10…lol………

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  • the hate you hve for people who don’t fit into what you think is ‘normal’ is disgusting!!!! shame on you!!!!

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  • Susan we don’t wanna see your high school pics from a few year’s ago k thanks.

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  • Thank you sister Susan! This was a great game. I got some of the neighborhood children together (along with any Christian parents) and we played this together! It was tremendous fun, and the children all had a great laugh; but afterwards, we read from the Bible together and gave the children a serious sermon on the dangers of emosexuality! I think it sufficiently scared any of them from veering down that road to Satan!

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    • I think I’ll do the same after service on Sunday. Good idea.

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      • Please let me know how it goes! It is great fun for the entire family/congregation, as well as a good opportunity to spread the word of being pro-Jesus and anti-Beersack!

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        • watch?v=gp8IlyODkI8&feature=player_detailpage

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        • Well the videos not posting on here so here’s the link to a video i want you to watch. If you actually watch it you will learn that Andy Biersack is better than you think. Him and his band have positive message, and that’s why we look up to him.
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8IlyODkI8
          I’ll also provide you with a few quotes from him:
          “Life isn’t about how popular you are… What girl or boy you are dating or who you know.
          Life is about always being true to who you are or what you believe in. Never let anyone
          convince you that their way is better than your way. In the end all we have is our hearts…and our minds. This is the reason why we sing… this is the reason why we cry… this is why we live.”
          “As we grow up we learn that even the person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it gets harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. You’ll blame a new love for things an old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you’ll eventually lose someone you love, so take many pictures, laugh too much and love like you’ve never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is one minute of happiness you’ll never get back.”
          “I had a goal, I had a dream, and at the end of the day no matter what people say to you, as long as you know who you are as a person nothing else in the world matters.”
          “Creating art or something beautiful makes you a more fulfilled person than they can ever be, because they’re caught up in what they hate rather than what they love.”
          “Never Give In”
          “We will be whatever they need us to be. Call us emos, liars, and cheaters…tell people how awful we are and how little talent we have…do whatever it takes to make themselves feel better because at the end of the day, we are strong, we can take it. We don’t need their approval to justify our lives.”
          “Each and every one of us has a fire that burns inside us and they can try like hell to put out that flame but as long as in our minds we know who we are meant to be, they don’t stand a chance.”
          “Be who you want to be and not care about what others think.”
          “Sometimes in life you feel the weight of the world…it can push us down and make you fear it. It can cause stress and pain… but in those moments…remember all that you have done in your life……and what great things you can do in the future…the feeling of the burden may not subside…but the fire you carry in your heart will burn stronger than ever when you live through it. Never let anyone…or anything…steal your flame. I once thought of calling our 1st record “allive and burinig” after a song I wrote…I know now that was a silly notion… we aren’t here…to “burn”… we are here on this Earth to reach for that all we can get……to see the brass ring and strive for it.. not via sardonic tenddencies but rather through our own personal strenghth… to see our heroes and say to ourselves… I want to be better I want to be the best that I can be. So please…if nothing else…continue to live as you are..and reach for all you can take…you are beautiful people live it. Thanks everyone for listening to my little rants I’m so excited to see you all again this fall on tour……the BVB army never lets us down!”
          “Stand up for what you believe in even if it means standing alone.”

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          • I saw absolutely nothing heralding Jesus in any of that. What would your purpose be to come to our holy Christian site to promote something so clearly anti-God?

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          • Doesn’t God want you to be happy? Doesn’t God try to help people when they need it? Doesn’t God want you to be kind to others? Andy Biersack and the rest of his band wants those same things. They promote self confidence, following your dreams, and not to let peoples’ insults get to you.

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        • Biersack

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  • 6 is a dude retard,

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  • Most of your answers are wrong.

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  • This will be easy because I have a brain:
    1. He
    2. He
    3. She
    4. He
    5. He
    6. He
    7. He
    8. He
    9. He
    10. She

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  • Number 10 looks like the love child of Chucky and Damien Blade Spring “Emosexual” Extraordinaire.

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    • Now, I don’t know how you know what that would look like, but it looks more to me like a love child between you and the devil. Cause, well, you look like a drawing on a fucked up table. And, also, Chucky=Guy Doll. I=Man. So, that doesn’t quite work. Maybe you and Neoconstipated should go and fuck each other so that you can see what your kid would look like. You’re rather nasty man. Just saying.

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      • Damien, I am being nice to you now, but you have posted your pictures on here often. First as the “Troll King”, then your Respectable Service to the Israeli Defense League. You know that you can’t hide your face anymore, so just “Troll” him however you can, “Troll King”

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        • That is very true Prissy. Which is why I said “How do yo know what that would look like?” Not “how do you know what I look like.”

          Additionally, Its the IDF (Israel Defense Force) not the IDL, which stands for something dealing with a programing language.

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    • what a wonderful observation!

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  • Heyy Militant Negro, if you or people like you walked through my neighborhood, talking shit, or we saw you beating some kidds ass, we straight up kick your ass, justs cuzz we wear make up doesn’t mean we can kick your ass bro, keep that in mind next time you wanna fuck with someone cuzz they’re different

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  • @ Bruce Danus
    I’M RACIST? I’m tired of always seeing stuff about how much this place hates mexicans! And how “terrified” of chinease people you are! Hypocrite!

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    • BVD-BOTDF, “you just called him a “Ghetto kid”. That is why you are a RACIST. You called someone a “Ghetto Kid”, yet you complain about people “bullying” and “making fun” of you due to the fact the you wear ridiculous make-up. Make a choice please. Do you want to be racists and call people names, or do you want to paint your face into “Halloween” style and then complain about others “making fun” of you? Pick one, Champ. It is up to you small minded High School students to figure this out. Are we “Different” or are we all “The next Generation that gets to take over the World”? I would stop hating on each other and join forces, but I would also wash that cheap make-up off my face first. You Emo’s have a chance at greatness, but crying, cutting and make-up do not help that chance.

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      • I raised to NOT be racist. And, I understand you didn’t make thoses articles, but I’m pretty sure you agree with them.
        Emo doesn’t even exist! Neither does that saggy old woman you look up to as a frigin leader word “emosexual” exsit either! They ‘re just made up words to put people down! And No! I don’t mope and cry over what happens to myself, and niether do my friends! We stand up for what we belive in! It’s pretty much self defense here becuase he said he’d beat some one up for looking diffrent! That’s not christain at all!

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    • Also, BVB, I forgot to answer your original question about “Mexicans and Chinese”. I was not the Author of any article that you may think makes me hate “Mexicants and Chineses”, I do however, support the Bible and the Constitution of America.

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  • YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! You are using perfectly normal people as your subject of your stupid, pathetic, and ignorant articals. They are not “it’s” they are “He’s” and “She’s”. You obviously are way too blind to see, I guess your pathetic and useless god is what’s really the only “it” here.

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    • If they want to be recognized as Hes or shes they should dress like hes or shes and not its. Why is it so hard for you people to understand that?

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  • ironic how one picture of andy says girl and another days boy……i love how fake and rude this website is

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  • Im not racist, just a good person who stands up for his friends

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  • HEEEEEEEEY GUUUUUUUUYS! Hah had to get that out. Anyway, I know I’m a little late joining this, but since “Sister” Susan loves poking fun at androgynous people, I had to have my say. Here we go:

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  • Hey you stupid bitch,If they want to look like girls,(which they dont) LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE NO WONDER U GET SO MUCH HATE MAIL AND SHIT KNOW ONE LIKES U STAY OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET U OLD ASS HAG You a asshole and god doesnt love u haha

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  • 1 & 5 … Andy Biersack (A MAN) From Black Veil Brides
    6: Ronnie Radke (A MAN) From Falling In Reverse
    8: Dahvie Von Vanity (A MAN) From Blood On The Dancefloor

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  • wow. Just wow. Sit and think about this for a sec. Who is going to hell? A person who takes a stand for what they believe in. Or a peron who sits on the computer and trashes on others, being racist, ignorant, and intollerant (<yes i probably misspelled that)…..

    Hope you have fun in hell Susan :)

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  • I love how you say number 1 is a girl, and number 5 is a guy. Even though they’re both the same person. Andy biersack, who happens to be an incredibly amazing and beautiful male.

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  • You’re old, you can’t spell, you never do research, and now 1 more thing to add to the list, you have extremely poor eyesight.

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  • 1.me(he)
    2.he
    3.she
    4.he
    5.me(he)
    6.ronnie(he)
    7.he
    8.Dahive(he)
    9.he
    10.She
    These are right :D

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  • Stephanie XFallenxAngelX

    You really are not living out a Christian lifestyle by making fun of others. The Bible even says “Do unto others as you would have done unto you”. And that includes the emos, homosexuals, goths, punks, stoners, and non-believers. Why would God allow someone to hurt those who are made in his image? Here’s an idea. If you want to be right in God’s eyes, treat those he made right. You shouldn’t be so predgious against someone because of who they are. Between my parents, who are really religious (my mum is even a Methodist pastor), and multiple others, I’ve been told a dozen times over, along with every youth group I’ve ever gone to, that it doesn’t matter if someone is different from you. You need to treat them with the same respect that you desire. If you don’t, how can you expect others to treat you with respect. It simply shows to those around you how self-centered and rude you really are. For years I identified as Christian but it’s because of people like you that I’ve pulled myself away. You give a bad name to those who call themselves Christian and I was tired of being roped in while I, myself, have the dress of an emo, am pansexual, and have no problem expressing who I am. In 8th grade, I was even in a Christian band. Though now, all of us have realized what a terrible reputation we would have received if we did go public because having two emo kids in a band would be terrible in the eyes of self-rightous people like yourself who believe that you have God’s words poured into your ears from his lips directly.

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