Is An MCR Mascara Cult Infesting Your Child’s School?
Adam Lamberg, the Father of Modern Emosexuality Eyes squinted in homosexually induced conjunctivitis of the eye, like a newborn escaping a musky birth canal emosexuals have their red, crack-bugged eyes streaked with the dark mascara masks of a gonorrhea-toking raccoon. The father of the modern emosexual movement is Adam Lamberg, the inspiration source of the new brand of ‘glam’ rock bands like Black Veiled Brides who copycat older, dangerous bands like The Darkness, My Chemically Romance and Reliant K (also a raver party drug of potassium, banana syrups and opiates).
My Chemically Romance is a cult band of mascara fetishists, slowly enabling corruption of your child’s mind with meth-laced makeup packets being sold at dangerous stores like Hot Topic and Urban Outfitters for the black punks. These devil serpents spit lyrics of vile hate and horrible, off-key noises that mushes the simple minds of their young college-aged fans.
The statistics are alarming. Fans of MCR are 5 times more likely to suffer from psychopathic delusions, usually a result of the Satanic brainwashing colluding with all the illegal chemicals imbibed at their little fruit musked emosexual raver parties. Little do parents know the tragic events that take place at a MCR raver event. I’m here to tell you the dirty, lurid details without reservation.
My Chemically Romance started as a group of sloven Oriental fraternity friends from the Fullerton State University of California. The two Asian brothers that lead the house, Jerald and Mikey Wu, were chemists and specialized in the creation of pharmaceutical-grade drugs. Outside their professor’s supervision, these two black-leather afficianodos created a master drug called “Chemical Romance”.
Jellied Chemical Romance Also called ‘Her Royal’s Romantic Chemical Jelly” on the street, Chemical Romance is a dangerous party drug with origins in the Southern California bedroom community of Fullerton.The fruit-flavored drug packs the intoxicating punch of 100 proof Everclear with the hallucinogenic lust-inducing desires from Quaalude-smeared Ecstasy droplets, all flavored with grape, orange or liquid pineapple passion flavorings. These juicy jelly-bean street drugs taste like candy and cause any female whose bodies have taken them to give into the moist primal, gyrating passions, forcefully pulling any male into them and not releasing until coital exhaustion is fully reached.
The Wu brothers debuted the drugs at one of their illegal “Skittle Raves” parties in early 2001 and it was unfortunately a big hit. Coming in flavors like Gushing Grape, Ogling Orange, Pinky Sally’s Secret and the most dangerous Olive’s Cucbumer Oil and Sprinkled Licorice Blacks, women found the drugs to taste great and make them feel corporally aggressive.
The men loved the nasty, mindbending effects the drug had on female-party goers. Compliant sodomy and mouth-sex acts were on the rise, pregnancy-inducing acts, unprecedented, and the female party-goers wanted more.
Chemical Romance is a street drug that looks like jelly-beans and is now a centerpiece drug for the raver community.
==> Supplemental Media: Internationally acclaimed journalists Mike Watson and Bryan Blake to travel to Liquid Jelly Belly Candy Carnival Rave in Washington State
Now with an addicted audience, the Wu brothers sought to capitalize by creating a music scene to go with their new party drug. Being Asians and adept at syncing line graphs to electrical noise on the primitive Audacity sound filter program, the brothers quickly realized the easiest genre of ‘music’ to create was electronic drummed and bassed dubstep.
The band initially formed under the name My Chemically Induced Romance, a play on the raunchy affections inspired by all the drugs present at their house raves. Many early fans of the band stated the name was too scientific, so the band shortened it to My Chemically Romance, their stage-name to this very day.
Royal Jelly, The MCR Rave Party Drug of Choice The “Royal Jelly” of the Chemical Romance street name is a play on this drug making female users like a harlot Queen Bee, not satisfied until their Quaalude-plied sinholes are filled with the muskiest of liquid sins. The drug has little effect on male users, other than addiction to horrible music and drastic increase of acute hunger. The use of Jelly Chemical Romance and the My Chemically Romance electronic dubstep music is dangerously widespread, as seen in this footage of His Highness Prince Harry drenched in LSD wetted sins and partying with fellow ravers at a Jelly Belly MCR Carnival Rave in Brighton yard. Over 48 counts of unabashed nudity and 35 cases of public sodomy by glowstick crack-tinkled LCD lights were reported to Camden yard after the event.
Prince Harry dives into tepid pool of Uncle Flipper’s Tweetie Liquid ecstasy, the dangerous LSD compound that renders the mind unto the sexual passions of a mythical twaddling satyr in the passionate heats of Eurydice. The rave was a satyr sodomy fest, one that even the hardened yes of Hades would not dare look. The raving event is marked as one of the most lurid embarassments for the royal family, yet, the MCR fans do not care.
The gut-wrenching statistics associated with MCR raves scare any decent parents:
- 3/5 females who attend a rave are slutty legspreaders. This contributes to the 68% infection rate of STD in children aged 18 – 25 in America. The correlation is clear. The more ravers, the more STD spread.
- Abortion tents are commonplace at the raves, the massive amouts of illegal Oxycontin serving as the pain meds for the procedures conducted by dropout med students at best.
- Chemically Overloading - The most hardened ravers at an MCR rave go into ‘chemically overloading’ sessions, where their friends watch them do drugs until they pass out. The body of any person who has CO’d is free to use for any perversion, by rave cultural standards. These events account for most of the spread of disease and pregnancy so prevalent at these MCR parties.
- Musk tainting the gootch and throbbing gristles are performed, much as seen at traditional EDM events.
The most terrifying thing about the My Chemically Romance fans is they have organized into little sects that are infiltrating our nation’s schools. They are calling themselves the My Chemically Romance Army and they are everywhere. If you see your young college son is masking his face up like a blind raccoon, bragging about kissing other men on his Facebook wall posts then he is probably an exmosexual MCR Army homo.
These punks like music by Queen and all fantasy about getting a twiddle rompus with their godking Adam Lamberg, the homosexual vessel of Freddy Mercury’s lusty demon. If you find your girl is always eating fruity snacks and listening to horrible electronic screamo noises on her itunes cassette player, be warned! She is a whore harpie!
She is addicted to those Jelly Beans and only wants every man to give her a royal staff in her secret parts! Just like the boys, her face will be sharpied all over and she will wear all black, broody gothic emocore clothing. She will write on her Facebook wall all this emotional things and make sappy videos on YouTube. Just go Google her youtube account on her desktop searches and then see all the lame videos of her crying about her MCR Raver parties at college. Pull her home, parents, and put the little jezebel into psychotherapy.
No person in their right mind can listen to My Chemically Romance for more than 2 minutes and not be nauseated by the horrible musical noise. It is like nails on the chalkboard with the added splendor of sulfur scents dry rubbing your olfactory nerve. That means it stinks for you embiciles out there!
This entire MCR Raver cult must go down in history as a drug-addled community of punk college kids who need to grow up and face the real world. Get off your drugs because America doesn’t need anymore crack-wombed Obama mommas popping up meth-faced babies they cannot take care of. Stop with your mascara LSD orgies you punk gothosexual emos. You have been warned!
Parents, if your child has any of the warning signs, immediately ground them and when they complain that they are in college and you can’t, laugh in their face and tell them have fun being a non-college degree having mall worker when you pull their tuition, health insurance and keys from their car. They will fall in line like the little dependent punks they are.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
3:06 pm
Wow, the stats are overwhelming. Can you believe “Fans of MCR are 5 times more likely to suffer from psychopathic delusions?” I’m shocked. Thanks for the report, God bless.
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8:34 pm
Ha all of this are lies, not all raver’s spread their legs. I know some and they are the most nicest people in the world. And they are not delusional. This is so sad, you guys have to make up lies to get attention :/
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10:07 pm
This site is hilarous! Keep up the good work calling out this Hot Topic Cult!
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12:17 pm
lol I love reading Christwire. There’s so much crap it’s actually funny
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11:40 pm
this site is better than funny or die.
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6:27 pm
hahaha! im sooo emosexual and i love it
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6:33 pm
why is the gay wrestler here? anyways i mean we should pity these morons they write about the same thing 12 times just to get attention, they want friends and they medical attention
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3:09 pm
In my medical practice, I see a lot of these nasty mascara kids coming in for STD checks and they are always musty in every way. What a sad lifestyle.
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3:18 pm
You fucking homophobic so called christians.
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10:11 pm
Stop with your mascara LSD orgies MCR lovers! Stop eating those drug laced jelly beans!
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10:33 pm
This makes you look like fool for stereotyping for they do not apply for everyone and are normally false to begin with. In a sense you broke one of your own commandments hypocrite Pagan-Christian.
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3:21 pm
This is pathetic. At least try to get your facts right before you post this bullshit.
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3:48 pm
Wow. Just, wow. Firstly, I am Jewish, and your all gonna burn in gehenom. You know, the original home of cursed souls. Secondly, I am an avid My Chemical Romance fan. I am male, straight, not addicted to drugs, and perfectly sane. So, there goes all of your information in one sentence. Additionally, it’s Gerard and Mikey Way. Not Jerald and Mikey Wu. They are from New Jersey, not Cali. Gerard was near the towers when they fell on September 11th, and most of his music from the first album stemmed from that. MCR and the MCRmy are not cults, and have never appreciated people calling them as such. Please remove this article, and all articles related to it, because you have no actual information here.
Thank you very much, and burn in Gehenom.
Damien Blade Spring a.k.a. Planet Blade
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7:21 pm
you, my good sir, made me very happy just now.these people, have no actual facts and make me very upset. none of this bullshit is true and these people..ugh they obviously need to be place in a nursing home…. >.>
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7:31 pm
Oh, I have been trolling here since this article came out. This has become a favorite past time of mine in that time.
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3:49 pm
Either the best trolling work ever done or just another ‘Christian’ sinning once again by spreading their lies. I am an MCR fan, and the name is My Chemical Romance, and the siblings have the second name Way not Wu.
My congratulations for the excellent trolling once again.
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4:41 pm
What’s really sad to see is the royal family is caught up in all this raver nonsense. Hopefully they don’t get that cute Kate Middleton caught up into the scene and cracked out on drugs.
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4:50 pm
Um, wow, that’s just pure stupid. Dude, you are braking one of the BIG 10 by saying that. You know, #10. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor. Or should I say #9. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.
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5:16 pm
I don’t find her attractive, but cute. You know, she is symetrical, has two eyes, an even nose and a mouth. No different than saying an outfit or a dog is cute. She’s cute. It would be sad to see them corrupt her and make her an ugly raver, like most women in the raving community tend to be.
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5:21 pm
We didn’t need to be reminded that you treat women as though they’re dogs.
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6:16 pm
I treat plenty of good looking women with respect.
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6:37 pm
You don’t treat any women with respect. I’ve PROVEN this on multiple occasions. Shall I repost all of your sexist quotes?
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6:40 pm
theres more to people then looks adam.
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6:59 pm
If that’s the case why do all these mcr fans look like mascara devils.
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7:07 pm
i agree that some people wear waaaaaaaay too much make up but im not gonna say their evil for it. although guys shouldnt wear make up but eh their choice not mine.
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7:18 pm
Claire, you taking my words out of context does not prove anything. I’ve never said anything sexist against females and show nothing but a gentleman’s respect.
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7:21 pm
…some of your comments do come off as sexist Adam
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7:25 pm
I disagree. I’m not sexist and routinely provide free medical treatment to needy females.
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7:30 pm
never said you were i dont know you so i wouldnt have any proof besides many of your comments but some people act completly different online then when you meet them face to face. what i said was the about half your comments can be considered sexist in some way or another. Define needy..
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7:31 pm
Well, you cannot trust Claire. She will mislead and try to say I’m a bad person, but I’m not really and definitely when it comes to showing respect for women.
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7:39 pm
Adam, you compared women to tissues before, how is that respect?
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7:41 pm
the comments like the one L.N are the ones im talking about
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7:44 pm
*L.N pointed out thinking too fast
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5:45 pm
“Claire, you taking my words out of context does not prove anything. I’ve never said anything sexist against females and show nothing but a gentleman’s respect.”
You think a husband has the right to slap his wife for being “lippy”.
You think it’s fine for a husband to cheat on his wife but not fine for a wife to cheat on a husband.
You’ve accused me before of plagiarism because I’m a woman and thus unable to form coherent paragraphs.
You’ve said that women are “gifts” to men in marriage.
You think that a husband has control over his wife’s uterus.
You think that women are nothing but things for men to stick their dicks in and impregnate.
You think that women are better as secretaries and nurses than CEOs and doctors.
You consistently call women who don’t agree with you “rib”.
You think that women are mentally inferior to men.
You’ve likened the “disciplining” of “lippy” wives to the training of dogs using negative reinforcement.
You think that it’s in a female nurse’s contract to provide the doctors with sexual favors.
I can provide the quotes for all of the above as well. Should I do that, Adam?
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6:03 pm
amen
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4:53 pm
This is bullshit. None of it is fact. I will pray that you learn to think and do research.
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5:30 pm
Dear Reverend Clyde H. Higgins;
It would be smart to do your research before posting articles like this. I was abused as a child and God never came to my aid, no matter how much i prayed. I was raped and God never came to my aid, no matter how much i cried. I was bullied mercilessly and God never came to my aid,no matter how much i begged. But My Chemical Romance did. They were there for me when i cried out to YOUR GOD and never got an answer. To me, they are salvation. And much like you don’t like to take the name of your God in vain, i do not like imbeciles,idiots and Religious fanatics like yourself making fun of the people that saved my life. SO please, take your ‘God’ and shove him back up your rectum where he belongs. -Jess
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5:51 pm
I’ll have you know I’m a Catholic and I absolutely love MCR. They don’t encourage drugs, for your information, as they don’t even do drugs. None of us are drug addicted psychos, and your statistics are complete bullshit. My Chem have saved a lot of people’s lives, and made them want to keep fighting, as opposed to keeling themselves.
And “3/5 females who attend raves are slutty legspreaders”? You my friend, are a judgmental asshole. Just because you go to raves, does not mean you have sex with everyone. You’re not a very good Christian, because you don’t even love your neighbor like yourself. So maybe if you stop being a jerk, and a liar, you could actually be what a Christian is supposed to be.
Have a lovely day.
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6:17 pm
You try to claim that right when they have chemical in the name. Pshh.
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7:08 pm
So, lets say my name was Christian, and i did all sorts of drugs and stuff, would that make me good no matter what? Cause, by your logic, that would be true. And, the name actually comes from the title of a book. LEARN YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOUR WRITE SOMETHING.
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12:13 pm
hey adam you do realise chemical doesn’t = drugs
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11:41 pm
Yes, because Owl City is totally a singing owl.
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6:01 pm
Okay, first of all we MCRmy members are not a cult and hate to be called a cult. Secondly They save people more then your ‘God’ does. Have you even took the time to actually LISTEN to the lyrics? For most people they cut themselves because of there own reason, not because of a band. People don’t kill themselves because of MCR’s music, that music STOPPED them from killing themselves. so SHUT UP until you get all the facts. They are saviors so take that and shove it up your religious ass.
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6:19 pm
The fact that you self-identify as an MRCmy member shows you’re in a cult.
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6:38 pm
surprised you guys arent saying any thing about linkin park you hate every other band and musical performer
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6:58 pm
I actually like Linkin Park. Their Asian singer has a very uplifting, inspirational voice.
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7:04 pm
… Adam likes a band! never thought id see the day some one on christwire liked something outside of choir music
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3:46 am
So what? Look at the rest of the arguement jerk!!!
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6:18 pm
uhm, Rev, you might wanna enter My Chemical Romance in to google and get your facts right…
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7:49 pm
i submited a story , how long till publish?
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8:50 pm
This is such a false article.
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9:03 pm
Quite possibly. But still it shouldn’t be posted since it is harmful and disrespectful. It is articles like these that actually make the good little kids who listen to the music cut themselves and commit suicide.
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11:52 am
you do realise that the people that run this website are trying to get rid of everything they don’t agree with so they can control the people like back in medevil times..or should i say the dark ages
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12:04 pm
Yep. Well aware of that. Hence why i am trolling them all day.
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8:01 pm
i hate people like this.
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8:54 pm
hey it isnt like the bullshit on here y the thumbs down?
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9:04 pm
sry, i figured that if it was being posted on here, it was like the bullshit here. If i could take it back i would.
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9:14 pm
well thanks for that, just to say, i dont agree with anything here
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9:18 pm
This is pathetic. Most of the facts are wrong, the spelling of some of these names is questionable at best, and it is full of prejudice. Just because someone is different from you, doesn’t mean that they are wrong or that they are terrible people. Diversity is a part of this planet and different lifestyles exist. If you don’t agree with someone, you shouldn’t spread degrading lies about them due to the disagreement. This article is full of hate that the world could do without.
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2:14 am
Not once are blacks mentioned. Not sure what you’re getting at.
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2:18 am
What do black people have to do with anything? Are you racist as well?
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5:34 pm
He is NOTORIOUSLY racist, but he denies it every single time. Just like how he’ll say that women can’t write coherent essays and then try to claim that he’s not sexist.
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5:41 pm
(internet stalking claire)
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6:20 pm
It’s not racism, it’s just that if you judge people impartially, black people tend to look bad.
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6:24 pm
liar, girls of any color look great
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6:29 pm
Physically speaking, you could make that argument, although I do not agree. But spiritually, socially, economically speaking, blacks are demonstrably inferior. Not through any fault of their own, of course.
They’re just made that way.
Oh, and slavery too.
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7:56 pm
Why don’t you do us all a favor and take your bigotry and prejudice elsewhere, it isn’t wanted here.
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8:07 pm
Black people don’t look bad. you think they look bad. you’re racist as shizznits
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11:46 pm
I sat my kids down tonight and discussed this dangerous and frightening cult with them. I can assure you that in this family their attack on Christian Values will not gain a hold!
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12:32 am
Well, sir, you have obviously never actually heard of them. If you actually knew fuck about shit, you would know that MCR and the MCRmy are not a cult, and that they actually “preach” very good ideals. Something along the lines of “don’t hurt yourself/commit suicide/do drugs. It will all be OK without all that bad stuff.” So, ye, learn your shit first b4 talking about shit you don’t know.
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11:45 pm
Teaching your children to fear just about everything for no reason. Nice ‘Christian’ values you have there. /sarcasm
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12:04 am
Keep it up, theill die of suicide
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12:26 am
Who is the “they” you are talking about? Obviously not MCR, cause they are wholly against suicide.
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5:38 pm
no i meant Ice van winkles children
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10:25 pm
Why do liberals always immediately leap to the most violent and disgusting imagry? I suspect it is because they have no moral compass without the bible.
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jesus freak. repent your sin of self fortification while you look at pictures of your dad Joesph
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9:43 pm
why do conservitives believe in fairy tales of religion? I guess its because you were brainwashed as a child
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3:34 am
I am so glad that you decided to try to improve my original article http://christwire.org/2011/08/my-chemical-romance-alchemists-of-sex-drugs-and-rock-roll/
For up to date information you might want to read
http://christwire.org/2011/09/emo-rock-group-my-chemical-romance-fires-drumming-thief/
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4:45 pm
Both of those articles are filled with filth. Not from us, but from you. You need to stop posting on here. We would like to see real articles, from real sources. Like fox News. Well, maybe not them.
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7:39 pm
exactly, the last article i read pissed me the fuck off, i mean, in the one about PEDICONE, not Pedicure, you spelled so many things wrong including heroine. plus, nothing was correct…you’re just like the DailyMail…and i HATE the DailyMail… >.> MCR never did heroine, meth or crack. they just struggled with anti-depressants and alcohol. also, Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, and Ray Toro are my heroes. they were there for me when your “God” wasn’t. they answered my prayers when your “God” didnt. we arent a cult, we a re a fucking family. MCR is NOT the reason people cut themselves or commit suicide, they do that for their own reasons. reasons i’m sure you couldn’t care less about. but MCR does. they care, they were there for me when no one else was. so you can take you bible and shove it up your bad spelling, incorrect, prejudice, stereo-typing ass, kay? thanks.
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10:15 am
okayy for one its Gerard and Mikey Way, not Jerald and Mikey Wu their band name,my chemical romance, is taken from a comic book from the 1980′s-1990′s, not a drug, the drug your on about here is clearly ecstasy, and the MCRmy is not a cult even if you wanted it to be one.
get your facts right please. it would save everyone from dying in a heap of fucking laughter ;D
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10:35 pm
Sorry,but you’re wrong I am a huge MCR fan and they got their name when mikey was working at a book story and it was a peter weltz novel 5 tales of Chemical Romance well a my in front sounded good and it worked because at the time Gerard was on antidepressants.
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11:11 am
oh im confused then cause on kerrang they said the book ecstasy: three tales of chemical romance. :/
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10:46 am
OH NO U FUCKING DIDNT!! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE RIGHT THERE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO DIE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE!!!
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11:17 am
OMG that was the funniest thing I’ve ever read, I think I’m choking, that was brilliant
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11:28 am
Biggest fucking bullshit, plus if Prince Henry jumped into a pool of LSD he would have gone skitzo, that much LSD absorbed into his skin would fucking make him go crazy, plus if anything LSD would make you MORE spiritual than you crazy fucks making random statements with no actual evidence, just rambling about things you hate so infect others who think this couls possibly real
I personally dont like glam rock etc but ravers tend to know what real life is cuz yes, some of them have gone through a lot with or without drugs grow up you dumb fucks!
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11:33 am
lol I love reading Christwire. There’s so much crap it’s actually funny.
But serouisly. How’s about you actually get some facts before putting up these stupid, false articles? My CHEMICAL (not ‘Chemically’) Romance are COMPLETLY against drugs, the lyrics are mostly about believing in yourself and not conforming to society, and since when did ‘emo’ actually exist? Because emo is short for emotion, and is no a type of person/music genre.
I’m 13, a Catholic Convent schoolgirl who doesn’t intend on ever sleeping with someone I’m not in a relationship with and can I point you to a quote by GERARD WAY:
“Some day, you’re going to go to a concert and see a rock star. He may look like me, or him, or us, or any one, and he’s going to tell you if you show him your tits he’ll take you backstage. And I want you… to spit in that mother f***er’s face! Because you are better than that!”
Do you really think someone like that would want his fans having orgies at their concerts?
Honestly. I don’t know what drugs you guys are on, but I really hope they wear off soon.
Oh, and by the way? #KilljoysNeverDie
So don’t try and stop us.
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12:15 pm
its all lies they got most of the facts wrong!!!!!!!!there not asians there sername is way and there names my chemical romance they got it from a book!!
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12:37 pm
Punctuation, grammar and spelling seem to not be part of the “Great Teachings” of these bands.
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“its all lies they got most of the facts wrong!!!!!!!!there not asians there sername is way and there names my chemical romance they got it from a book!!”
How it should read:
“It’s all lies. They got most of the facts wrong! They’re(or they are) not Asians. Their surname is “Way” and their name is “My Chemical Romance” which they got from a book.”
Even that translation is wrong on many levels, but it was the best I could do with what I had to work with.
3rd graders, or those who stop paying attention once the books didn’t have pictures, should stop posting comments here.
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12:52 pm
So, what exactly is wrong with your translation of the post? ‘Cause I can’t see anything wrong with it. Unless you mean that the information in that post is wrong. In which case, you, my clearly idiotic friend, would be wrong. But I digress.
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1:25 pm
Young lady, if you can’t figure out what is wrong with my translation, then you are obviously one of the people whom I mentioned in the last sentence.
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1:33 pm
So, I have never met anyone named Damien who was a female. Just saying. Additionally, I can understand that you are anti-everything-that-isn’t-you, but that doesn’t mean that you need to take that out on other people. Be a self hating Christian. That does seem like something that is right down your alley.
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8:05 pm
Screw off
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11:47 pm
Correcting grammar isn’t important. If you can read it, you can read it. No need to be a dick.
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12:22 pm
What the HELL is wrong with you people? Adam Lambert and My Chemical Romance are amazing artists. I’ve never heard better music, and we’re lucky to have them.
Plus, i’m sure they’re MUCH better people then any of you.
And, if you think “God” approves of anything you’re saying on this sight, you’re going straight to Hell.
Oh, and “emosexuality” isn’t a word. Nice try, though.
So, have a nice day.
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4:45 pm
The whole nurse are like tissues comment is being taken out of context. It was all tongue in cheek and just making a funny point, that’s all. LN and Claire have a crusade to tarnish my name and my respect for women.
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4:49 pm
~_- they don’t seem like idiots
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5:31 pm
Adam, you don’t HAVE respect for women. The fact that you think husbands have the right to hit them when they “get out of line” is proof-positive of that.
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6:03 pm
That would seem to imply that women are supposed to be respected.
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6:07 pm
i dare you to say that in a femenist meeting. can anyone say trip to the morgue?
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6:11 pm
Why would I ever want to go to feminist meeting?
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6:11 pm
How about you suck my ass?
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6:13 pm
That sounds highly unpleasant. Though I’ve done worse in my past life.
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6:13 pm
Oh i got a reply finally! you go because i dare you
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6:15 pm
That’s monumentally stupid. I have no idea who you are and dares are childish.
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6:17 pm
thats excactly what i thought youd say. Your not gonna do it because you have no balls
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6:18 pm
can i do it claire?
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6:18 pm
I do things because I want to do them or because it’s the will of God. Neither of these lead me to a feminist meeting.
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6:24 pm
how do you know gods intentions? maybe he put me here to lead you to a femenist meeting.
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6:27 pm
How philosophical of you! Unfortunately, God doesn’t respect women, since they are the cause of original sin, so I think I have reasonable justification not to walk into a hive of self-righteous evil humans.
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6:33 pm
Woman are better then men is so many ways so have a nice day reading your bible sir
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6:37 pm
where you there to see what happened to adam and eve? no, NO one was. Maybe God FORGAVE woman for that so yes sir go to a meeting
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7:01 pm
I will attend no such meeting, madam, unless you provide me a good reason to other than a “dare.”
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8:14 pm
madam? im a dude. Attend to educate yourself and maybe youll stop being sexist
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5:35 pm
Crusades? Their not killing people to reclaim an area meant for 3 groups of people, for no reason. Their calling out your bullshit. And Claires right, from what ive read you dont respect women at all
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6:04 pm
We don’t try to tarnish your name, you do a fantastic job of that all on your own. We just point out your bullshit and your lack of caring towards human beings.
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6:06 pm
thank you L.N, i might not know you but now i respect you
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6:10 pm
How does a boy even go into a pharmacy and buy makeup in the first place? These kids are either being helped by older people (questionable characters, just like those who buy cigarettes for teens) or else shady retailers are letting boys access this stuff. Clearly, stores need to have policies preventing men from purchasing mascara and lipstick and all that.
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6:13 pm
You realize that it’s not illegal for a male to buy makeup…right?
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6:15 pm
again, i hate you billing.
maybe they could be buying it for their GIRLFRIENDS, or MOTHERS or AUNTS. get your head out of your ass and out of the closet
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10:36 pm
Why would a boy pretend to buy lip gloss for his grandmother? Your scenario is totally improbably and raises questions about your personal agenda here. Are you a liberal? Are you even a Christian?
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12:47 am
He never said anything about pretending to buy lip gloss. he said that many guys buy lipgloss as a gift for their s/o’s and other ppl. again, go suck a dick
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8:19 pm
Oh my effin’ goodness people???? How many fans of MCR does it take to get you to shut up?? You have been proven wrong!! Get your head out of your ass and think!!!! You guys are christians!!!! You aren’t ment to be jugdemental!!! You are ment to be the loving, caring, good samaratin…..I mean really have any of you even looked at the lyrics to an mcr song???? If not Fuck you because the best artical is a reseached one…..I used to be christian, my grandpa drove me out of that…..because he told me I wasn’t alowd to think for my self if i wanted to be a good lil bible school girl……Thank you very much for giving a fucking crap about how this effected so many children’s lifes……
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6:21 pm
So, ye, I’m just gonna start out with the last line of my post here. Please, go suck a dick. It will keep your heathen mouth from spewing any more nonsense. Now that that is out of the way, I’m sure you have seen plenty of women who look like men, even with the long hair, and they need the makeup, so there goes your entire plan in a sentence. Good luck making any more statements like that.
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6:26 pm
0.o lmao
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10:37 pm
You are disgusting, Damien. Your porno talk is not welcome here.
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12:35 am
What porno talk are you talking about? I have not said anything pornographic at all in this thread. Well, aside from the whole suck a dick thing, since it will help us all to live better lives.
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6:30 pm
Umm yeah. you guys really make my day.!
you should get off the internet. it is probably evil and go read your bible you jesus freaks. oh and is that your pedophile dad calling you. yeah it’s time for his “playtime” again! 
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6:32 pm
I wonder how many more stereotypes you can cram into one extremely poorly thought out post?
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6:36 pm
I wonder how many bad things i can say about christians in one post? hmmm.. so many because you guys are lying, hypocritical, and worthless little rats who will never take responsibility for there actions have a nice day sir
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6:37 pm
I wonder how many bad things i can say about christians in one post? hmmm.. so many because you guys are lying, hypocritical, and worthless little rats who will never take responsibility for their actions
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6:41 pm
dude just… stop
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7:04 pm
It is Mikey and Gerard way. From Newark New Jersey. They are artist and very cute may i say. they are people like you or me and they deserve respect. Love thy neighbor like thyself. remember no matter what everyone is human. they have feeling and isn’t Christianity about love and acceptance. that is why i don’t go to church anymore you treat other people worse then dogs. what would Jesus do?
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7:37 pm
they save lives and you ruin them. you kill people. people who are different shouldn’t be discriminated they should be loved for who they are
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7:46 pm
thank you for saying something of value
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7:50 pm
of course. i realize my original approach wasn’t gonna work
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8:21 pm
well keep it up
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8:02 pm
I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CALL ME A CULT MEMBER AGAIN!
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8:20 pm
Ill start the fire and load the guns!
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6:50 pm
Yay!
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8:31 pm
I would love to know what source you got this information from…
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9:20 pm
This has got to be a joke. First of all, their name is My Chemical Romance and their names are Gerard and Mikey Way and they are not Asian what-so-ever. The second thing; they got their band name while Mikey was working in a library and found a book about heroine called “The Effects Of Chemical Romance”. There was no drug, Hot Topic does not put methamphetamine in to their mascara and this kind of music is not bad for you. you are scared, whoever you are, that your children are going to like this music and you can keep them from it but this has no value. its not unnatural, so let these Punks and Emos and Ravers go on with their lives and try not to resent them.
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9:39 pm
I feel incredibly stupid. There is no way that this website is real. I thought that maybe this one article might have been made by a real ass-hole, but this entire site is way too outlandish to be a serious site. I may underestimate humanity, but no one could make such a terrible and ridiculous website. If this place was real, they would get at least some stuff right. *face palm*
Though, the masochistic and racist comments are utterly horrifying.
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11:13 pm
i think it’s hysterical that people defend the mispelling of My Chemical Romance, but no one notices Adam Lambert’s mispelling…
I also think it’s hysterical seeing so many people get riled up…
I’ll admit, at first, i didn’t get it either, but now that I do, seeing people who don’t is really quite entertaining…
Yes, I was once a dumbass, too…
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8:59 am
oh, LOL what is even going on here?
they dont have google in christ-world i guess
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9:57 am
Bad makeup and mediocre music do not a devil make!
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10:30 am
So am I flexisexual or flexiemosexual?… confused…
Oh BTW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE’s NAME IS FROM A NOVEL MORONS GOOGLE IT! ALSO GERARD IS TEE-TOTAL! CONGRATS ON GIVING RELIGION A BAD NAME.
lol it was amusing however
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3:32 pm
This whole thing is just pointless. They will not listen to reason, or music, anyway, so just keep bothering them and be awesome.
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10:28 pm
Im sleeping. probly gonna dream about how it says in the bible “thy shall not be emosexual.”
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4:44 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL JERALD AND MIKEY WU!
I actually died laughing at this.
BRB, off to go blast some emosexual rave music and get high on jellybeans.
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4:49 pm
I’ll join you and we can have nasty unprotected CO sex together. Maybe spread more of them nasty STD’s around.
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9:06 pm
Yeah! I think im gonna go and jump into a pool of LSD!
and apply some drug laced makeup! 
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12:21 am
So, I just want all the good little Christian nut jobs to watch this. It will be very eye opening. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JYNeelpW78&feature=player_embedded
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12:40 am
Those girls on stage, talking about wanting to inspire people while playing horrifying “music” that sounded like dumpsters being dropped on fifty cats and the “Blue Man Group” hitting tubes and trashcans for the drummed beat, made no point and possibly force more people to hate this “band” (I’d call them gypsy musicians, finding anything you can to make a sound and calling it a guitar, does not make it a guitar).
I will pray that these emosexual’s ears become less tone deaf and learn real music like Amy Grant, Sandi Patti, Carmen and on the harder side, bands like Petra.
Seriously, Emo kids, check out Petra or DC Talk instead of this fecal fairy magic music, you might be suprised and enjoy it.
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12:44 am
Gimme links to any of these “musicians” and I will be happy to listen to them. Honestly, I have a very open mind when it comes to music. As long as its not preachy Jesus music, it will probably be good by me. Otherwise, STFU. Thank you, gnight.
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1:58 am
Well jackass, the same can be said about you! Maybe if you stopped rampantly hating everything without knowing anything about it, you’d learn something! Unfortunately, you’re too much of a stubborn bastard to ever do anything like that.
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7:40 pm
I concur.
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2:00 pm
Oh. My. God.
First of all, it’s Gerard and Mikey WAY. Not Wu, or Jerald. And they’re not Asian, they’re Italian.
They’re from New Jersey. The band was formed shortly after Gerard witnessed the planes crashing into the towers on 9/11, and decided he wanted to help people and do something better with his life.
I’m not positive on the religious preferences of the other members, but I believe that Gerard is a Catholic.
All the members of the band are happily married, and Gerard and Frank both have beautiful baby girls.
The name of the band was created when Mikey was working at a Barnes and Noble and saw the book “Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance.” Not through drugs.
And finally, the MCRmy is not a cult. We are united and strong, and we stand for equality. We just want everyone to feel loved and important.
So please don’t write anymore bullshit about My CHEMICAL Romance.
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6:45 pm
And another thing I forgot to mention: The band does not encourage suicide. Here’s some lyrics to prove my point:
From Famous Last Words: “I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone.”
From Our Lady Of Sorrows: “Stand up fucking tall, don’t let them see your back. Take my fucking hand and never be afraid again.”
“You’re not in this alone,” is the first line from the first song EVER written by Gerard, Skylines and Turnstiles, about 9/11.
They care so much about their fans. It’s unbelievable.
If you still think they’re a suicide cult after reading my little speech of sorts, then you’re insane.
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7:07 pm
Really? REALLY? REAAAALLLY? Jerard and Mikey Wu?? My Chemically Romance?? Uhm wow… You making me look bad for being a Christian.. This whole article is so incorrect its such a fail… Mahh lord.. Do some research…
The MCRmy will never die!
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9:03 pm
I’m listening to My Chemical Romance right now!
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5:01 pm
I am so glad that you decided to try to improve my original article http://christwire.org/2011/08/my-chemical-romance-alchemists-of-sex-drugs-and-rock-roll/
For up to date information you might want to read
http://christwire.org/2011/09/emo-rock-group-my-chemical-romance-fires-drumming-thief/
shit the fuck up when you are burning in hell im going to laugh you old spiteful whore i love MCR i am in the MCRmy and i love it go get fucked and read the bible over because you obviously dont even know the 10 commandments
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12:30 pm
Ravers? LMFAO I happen to be a “kandy” raver and I DONT do drugs.. lmfao you people are retarded.. x)
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12:31 pm
O O O! And I forgot to mention.. My Chemical Romance has never released a “jelly” drug x)
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9:24 pm
You have got to fucking be kidding me. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read!! Hahaha!!
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5:45 pm
I would like to educate those people who are reading this about the REAL band, My Chemical Romance. The band was made up of a group of high school friends from New Jersey including Gerard Way, his little brother Mike Way, and their friends Ray Toro and Frank Iero. The facts are: they were involved in the cleanup of Japan though the sale of the song “#Sing it for Japan,” they have never been arrested or convicted of the use or sale of illegal drugs, the lead singer Gerard has had past problems with alcoholism but now, due to support from his fans, friends, and family, drinks rarely and is always sober for concerts. It is also true that the band, although being perceived as an “emo/suicide band” they are credited with saving the lives of many of their fans including my best friend. She is alive today due to the message of the band’s music. In fact in one line of their song, “Famous Last Words,” states “I am not afraid to keep on living.” Their music is an inspiring and uplifting gifts to listeners world wide. If you have any questions on this band or how it has not only changed many lives for the better, look up the lyrics to any of their songs, especially “Sing,” “Famous Last Words,” “Save Yourself I’ll Hold Them Back,” “Interlude,” or any of their other songs.
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