Lightning Strikes Eiffel Tower
The French used to be a moral people. It may seem hard to believe, but there was a point in time that the world was without America. Things were rough in those days.
There was no freedom of religion. Evil Muslim terror lords would steal from the occident, ripping through the lands and trying to force the seeds of Moor influence into every unwilling Christian woman while severing their husbands and male children with Akbar forged steal. Their burning hatred for the birthplace of Christianity’s Old Covenant, Israel, was witnessed as a Ramadan blood oath against the children of Israel. These horrible jihadists were met with weak and pithy ‘Christians’, moreso interested in exploitation of their popular and not truly following the Word of Compassion as dictated by the Bible. This is why Europe fell to the terrorists.
As time progressed England and France started to gain prominence as places who grew a heart for God’s true commandments. They started to fight back against the Moors and their belly-dancing Jezebel hookers, kicking them out of Western society and accusing anyone who followed their dark arts of Satanic witchcraft. But England and France still had one sin in their hearts: jealousy. Rage. Lust.
England lusted for France’s refined power and France lusted for the great Navy that God had blessed them with. They were Jew-like coveters! They could not be happy for each others blessings and they went to war for 100 years!
It was a sad time, Christians killing Christians. It was horrible and with all the greed, corruption and blood being shed from people who were not even foreign, God had enough. He knew he had to found a new country.
In 1776, he began to whisper into the ears of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. He tickled the heart of great warriors like The Patriot Swamp Fox and Paul Revere. These men began to utter the name of a new country. America. It was named after a great pastor who first blessed us all years ago: Reverend America Vespucci, a great cartographer of the lands and of the soul.
In 1776, we sent a letter to King George that effectively said “Get out of my country”. King George said, “Nay!” and we were forced to unleash the power of God. Satan did his best to aide the red coats with bullets and devil-skinned uniforms but their antics failed. And then a surprise: the French came and helped to do God’s work. They helped force England to surrender to God’s eternal champion and defender of Israel: America.
The Bible prophesies the great America that will be Satan’s greatest adversary in the end of days. France must have realized that fact back in the 1700s but now, their memory is gone. Their heart has been hardened by Euro arrogance and homosexual greed. They now grow jealous of America and support the Euro currency that is unfairly exploiting the dollar. They do not support us when we tell them to send troops to where we choose. These are all sins.
God does not like France anymore. And last night he put on a great display to make this fact known:
France is now in the danger zone. Will God cut them all the way off? This display of God’s wrath against France for not sending more troops to Afghanstan yesterday is very clear. If he wanted, he could have friend the entire country with this one bolt but instead just made a symbolic display. Let us hope France takes this warning and changes their way, or hell will soon have fried limey toad on the menu.
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Author: Abe
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12:05 pm
Newsflash: the Eiffel Tower is made of metal. Metal attracts lightning.
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12:16 pm
its a giant fucking tower its gonna atract lightning
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12:53 pm
The power of God is on display.
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12:59 pm
God is going to punish these cheese-eating frogs.
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3:17 pm
Racism and xenophobia, good to know you’ve sunk just a bit lower.
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3:37 pm
L.N, did you know that you are insufferably ignorant?
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4:11 pm
Did you know that you’re a child?
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6:18 pm
Did you know that you’re going to burn forever in Hell ?
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4:15 pm
Actually, this “god” you were speaking of could have been:
Allah, Zues, Poseidon, Odin, Osiris, Horus, Shiva, Dyeus, Thunor, Thor, Heme, Holda, Neptune, Jupiter, Enlil, Hadad, or Panchmama, or even super-flying sphagetti monster.This idea of theism is hilarious.
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5:47 pm
I say sphagetti!
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6:17 pm
Mr. Atheist, I hope you realize that your opinions are polarizing and will never convince anybody of anything. All it will serve to do is make people angry and feed the pointless debate over whether God exists. Face it: you can’t prove it. And neither can I.
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2:54 pm
God’s wrath will probably go next toward the Statue of Liberty, since it is a gift from the filthy pig-dog French. We should burn it ourselves before God punishes New York for being so emosexual European homogay.
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3:19 pm
Using words you don’t know and being anti-American to the fullest, congratulations asshole, go die in a fire.
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3:55 pm
Here’s a fun fact for you, L.N:
When polled, 76% of Americans believed that what you do on Christwire is a complete waste of time.
Check it out:
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4:10 pm
You mean to tell me that you have no life whatsoever, so you have to go and make a chart and make it look all ‘pretty’ just to make an insult?
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4:24 pm
Trust me, it didn’t take long. It was taking the poll that took the real effort.
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4:45 pm
You have the maturity of a five year old, you know that Hank?
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6:26 pm
I didn’t. Had you not told me, I may never have grown up.
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1:14 am
LOL i know this site has some crap facts and charts but this is just lol/
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1:19 am
it was a gift of friendship get your facts straight oh and get this unless your a native american(not cacasien or asian) you ancestors are not from here
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3:22 pm
So, uh, Abe? Tell me, if the lightning struck the tower, why is it that the tower shows no actual sign of being struck, and that there’s lightning passing THROUGH the bars as if it were placed BEHIND the tower?
Oh, and you’re about a year late on ‘reporting’ this. You got this picture from Yahoo and the guy who took the picture took it last year.
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3:40 pm
So that’s why lighting hit churches god must hate them too.
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7:41 pm
If it werent for the french, we wouldnt be a country, their navy won us the war!!!also, they GAVE us The Statue of liberty
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1:24 pm
Abe is right on this. He is my husband – see my comment on Christian penises. The French folks expect their guys to have mistresses and I must say I do not disagree. He has no idea that l have been seeing Francois from Paris. He is so young and strong and a committed Christian.
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1:30 pm
You all didn’t know that we are gay. He puts up a front.
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