Michelle Bachman Caught Doing Devil’s Stripper Dance for Newt Gingrich
This Twitpic captured at the recent GOP Presidential debates shows exactly why women cannot be trusted. Apparently with her hormones surging and her adrenaline raging from all the excitement of debate, Bachmann loses control of her reason and doubles-down in a pose usually reserved for the VIP section of a 2:57 am hanky-room in Vegas.
Under normal circumstances, Bachmann comes off as a decent but loopy type of woman. But not even needing the devil’s liquor to bring her mind to state of patent harlotry, we see this little vixen turns into the Jezebel when the excitement of debate combusts the turbines of her clincher under the hood. Newt Gingrich looks uncomfortable yet and caught off guard in this image.
With such a sudden attack of an exposed secret area brought against his busom, he responds like any man would in shock. His mind did not have time to process the surroundings or morality. It’s just like if a woman reaches in and forces you to kiss her, unannounced. You kiss her back and your body reacts so quickly, that sometimes she can force you to do things that you would never do under normal circumstance.
We can see Bachmann is a pro at forcing married men and decent men to be overcome with stiffening sins of tempation and release. Her gyrations have captured Newt and just like many innocent men before, he cannot help but grab her hips and pull her closer, despite there still being a crowd present.
Even though all the big cameras were off, a bystander happened to click this image at just the right time. What a show of why we cannot trust women. Is this what a female US president would reduce herself to to get a budget amendment signed off or to free a hostage from the Arabs? Can we really afford the risk of a promiscuous US president getting knocked up by Mahmoud Ahamdinejad or Fidel Castro? These type of backroom antics could spell disaster for America, so it’s best we keep the office of president reserved for those who aren’t the victim of emotions, hormones and womb. We must protect America by ensuring only men are at the helm, steering this country in the right direction.
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4:35 pm
This is why we must move our party farther to the right. These people are too liberal with their fornications and women running for offices.
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5:01 pm
Shit it, Dracula.
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5:05 pm
Haha, oops, that should be shut, not shit. Then again, shit does work in the sentence, since everything you contribute to this site is just written diarrhea.
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5:44 pm
so let me get this straight, besides the fact you’re a total asshat, you want our politicians to be more left wing than the left wing nutjob you’re criticizing? great, then well have people like connely and bowers running the country. then we’re really fucked
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5:45 pm
and i just read the women running for offices part… so are we still in the crusades era, cause I think you and you other buddies still think we are. You have any extra alms that get me into heaven left?
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5:08 pm
This is why we cannot trust women. I hear Palin is twice as dirty.
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5:12 pm
But let me guess, you’re not sexist, right?
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5:14 pm
I’m not sexist, but the fact of the matter is two of the women who recently ran for president/vice-president are sluts is showing a provacative trend.
Also, I am not sexist. Today I took a nurse out for lunch, pulled her chair, paid the bill and let her drive us in her little modest car. It was a cute date and she knows for sure I’m a very great gentleman. Don’t be jealous, Claire, one day I’m sure a nice guy will give you the same treatment.
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5:20 pm
“two of the women who recently ran for president/vice-president are sluts is showing a provacative trend.”
But it’s okay for you to fuck a different nurse each week? You’re the slut.
“Also, I am not sexist.”
Yes, you are. Shall I pull out my list of quotes?
“Today I took a nurse out for lunch, pulled her chair, paid the bill and let her drive us in her little modest car”
Right, because implying that a woman is too weak to pull out her own chair and not financially independent enough to split the bill with you is just sooooooo politically correct…
“Don’t be jealous, Claire, one day I’m sure a nice guy will give you the same treatment.”
Why should I be jealous? According to you, I hate men, do I not?
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5:47 pm
When I was in Massachusetts you wouldn’t even let me invite you out with friends as we grabbed a bit and had fellowship. You vowed to ‘bash in my head’, if I recall.
And I believe in chivalry. Sure, a woman can pull a chair and pay the bill, but I believe in a gentleman’s code of ethics. The nurse was surely very, very grateful.
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5:50 pm
Why would I want to go to lunch with someone who views me as a walking incubator?
Oh, and I still vow to bash your skull in if I get the chance.
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5:52 pm
Claire, you should not say such things to me. And also, I do not view you as an incubator. Where would you ever get such ideas?
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6:10 pm
“Claire, you should not say such things to me.”
So you can say that we should nuke an entire country but I can’t say to you that I’d smash your skull in if given the chance?
“And also, I do not view you as an incubator. Where would you ever get such ideas?”
Here:
“Claire, you need to have a child so you can appreciate the value of life and not defiling your holy place with a vibrator”
“Yes, I have a natural right to choose not to deliver babies. If you look in a mirror, however, you’ll find God has endowed your body with the means of receiving the seed of life, nurturing and sustaining the child as it grows and is ready to be delivered from your body.”
“Your time is limited, egg carton. When your expiration date hits, forever has passed your time to be with child and you enter an age of sulfuric rot. How sad?”
“Women are made to create babies. And before any of you feminists open your yap, strip down and stare in the mirror. You’ll see two jiggling mounds of flesh and one cave that prove the point. You are made to carry and nurse babies.”
“Women can do plenty of great things besides make babies. They just must remember that even if they decide to become a little nurse or secretary or some such, they have a role to also be the temples of the seed of man for 9 months, then to raise our children at home as well.”
“You egg crate renounce your words or I will pray your ovaries turn rotten and so help me GOD REMOVE THIS NOW!”
“She fears if he gets to close to her, he’ll make her realize her role as an incubator and not a commentator. Nine months is plenty of time to come to terms with one’s bodies natural functions.”
“Where exactly am I wrong, incubator?”
“Remain in silence, unplugged incubator.”
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6:12 pm
Forgot one:
“Claire, you’re an incubator. You have ovaries and you hate them, because you grew up next to lesbian neighbors who undoubtedly made passes at you as your ran through the sprinkler or glinted while playing batons under a warm summer’s golden sun.
It is okay, Claire. Those lesbians corrupted you and your youth. Now you fear marriage and your body’s natural desire to find purpose and completion in marriage. Your body seeks to produce childen, and your lesbian corrupted mind is telling you to feel wrong for that.”
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6:15 pm
You’re making up half of those and taking all of it out of context. The ones I actually said were in jest, but you’re trying to present them as if I were being mean-spirted or something. Grow up, Claire. That is just childish.
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6:25 pm
I made none of those up. Here are the articles they’re from:
“Women Milk Sacks in the Workforce: Incubators or the New Mexicans?”
“More Hatemail from Our Atheist Homo-toking Friends”
“Excerpt from “My Name is Unique – The Autobiography of Adam Nelson”
“Rachael Maddow Wants a Boehner”
“Women Milk Sacks in the Workforce: Incubators or the New Mexicans?”
“Asians Attempt to Destroy Sun: Ruin Solar System for Caucasians”
“Chilean Miners Rescue Was a Hoax – Video Proof ”
“The ones I actually said were in jest, but you’re trying to present them as if I were being mean-spirted or something.”
Hmm, this doesn’t sound like it’s in jest:
“Claire, you’re an incubator. You have ovaries and you hate them, because you grew up next to lesbian neighbors who undoubtedly made passes at you as your ran through the sprinkler or glinted while playing batons under a warm summer’s golden sun.
It is okay, Claire. Those lesbians corrupted you and your youth. Now you fear marriage and your body’s natural desire to find purpose and completion in marriage. Your body seeks to produce childen, and your lesbian corrupted mind is telling you to feel wrong for that.”
Neither does this:
“Remain in silence, unplugged incubator.”
Or this:
“You egg crate renounce your words or I will pray your ovaries turn rotten and so help me GOD REMOVE THIS NOW!”
Or this:
“Women are made to create babies. And before any of you feminists open your yap, strip down and stare in the mirror. You’ll see two jiggling mounds of flesh and one cave that prove the point. You are made to carry and nurse babies.”
Or this:
“She fears if he gets to close to her, he’ll make her realize her role as an incubator and not a commentator. Nine months is plenty of time to come to terms with one’s bodies natural functions.”
And certainly not this:
“Yes, I have a natural right to choose not to deliver babies. If you look in a mirror, however, you’ll find God has endowed your body with the means of receiving the seed of life, nurturing and sustaining the child as it grows and is ready to be delivered from your body.”
I don’t find being told that I have to have children very amusing.
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1:10 pm
dude this bitch is fucking CRAZY, shut your cock sucker and go make me a sandwich, with less lip next time or ill bash your fucking teeth in
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6:05 pm
Except for the fact that the guy in the pic is Marcus Bachmann I enjoyed this post and the comments.
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7:12 pm
Ask Yourself “Would Jesus want you to read this”?
This so called Christian Magazine is a duplicate of “The National Enquire”
Read The Bible: It’s easy to get caught up in this garbage! This doesn’t save souls.
Psalm 101:31 I will set before my eyes no vile thing The deeds of faithless men I hate; they will not cling to me.
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4:27 pm
s0o when you gonna post porn movie ?? seriously you wanna be more “right” in other word you wnat to remove freedom of everyone in USA ( hopefully Nobody will vote for you
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9:14 pm
This is why I love the Internetz, second to The Good book, of course.
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