New Henry Caville Superman Movie Has Gay Homo Codpiece Agenda!

Abe
• ChristWire
September 3, 2011 2:05 pm62 comments

 

 

Get a good eyeful America! Because that’s the new codpiece wielding Jewish savior presenting the Battle of the Bulge! I can only wish I would be allowed in the Civil War, because I would join the Confederacy, warn Good General Lee of all Yankee Abe’s plans and use my favor to ban this filthy forever in America!

Look at it! That S stands for Supersinsnake twaddle daddle! They are trying to make Superman seem like good wholesome fun for the whole family, but how much fun is it when Little Johhny and Sarah start focusing on wear the red panties should be and they get greated by a Kryptonian Satan Scepter!

It is no secret that these DC Marvel harem mofo writers are drug-toking prostitutes for Satan and relish in the musty marinations of crack-laced homosexuality! They want our children to join them and we can see their codpiece of destruction is Mr. Clark Kent!

MY anger is kindled and they plan to slip a kryptonite sized package into the backside of American families in 2012! Forbid your children to see “The Man of Steel”! Sickos! What’s next, Vibrating Lipped Wonder Woman dangling her fake Sally!

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  • This is just sick!superman-man-of-steel-1-banner.jpg

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    • Ooh, that makes me hot!

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      • Claire, you are funny!

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        • No seriously, it makes me hot. I had my appendix out on Wednesday and haven’t been able to masturbate so I’m freaking horny!

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          • That is because you had prudeitis.

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          • Eep! I hope you are doing good now! Anyways, I seriously *LOVE* your attitude! hehe

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          • “That is because you had prudeitis.”

            Actually I had appendicitis, Mr. Doctor. And I’m so horny because I haven’t masturbated since last Sunday and can’t yet because of the surgery. Although I’m going to attempt to tonight.

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          • Thank you, Kenny.

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          • It was a joke, Claire. You have an inflamed prude nature. Prudeitis.

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          • “It was a joke, Claire. You have an inflamed prude nature. Prudeitis.”

            I’m AWARE of that, dipshit. It doesn’t take a genius to understand what someone means when they add “itis” to the end of a word. Fucking moron.

            That being said, no, I do not have an “inflamed prude nature”. I am not a prude.

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          • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

            You’ve demonstrated that you don’t have an aversion to sex, Claire, but you do have an aversion to humor. That’s rather prudish if you ask me.

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          • Sorry, but I don’t find jokes about appendicitis to be very funny, considering how I’m still in pain from my surgery.

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          • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

            Well a lot of people don’t find a lot of things funny, Claire. We all have different senses of humor. Why must you attempt to impose your own particular brand on us? I will not stand for your tyrannical stance on free speech!

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          • “Why must you attempt to impose your own particular brand on us?”

            Gee, I don’t know, perhaps because this particular “joke” was about me.

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          • The TYRANNY of free speech! That’s a good one (sarcasm).
            I put the hints because I’m afraid you will never understand what I mean when I say I’d rather have a good time than be good in a god’s eyes.

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          • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

            Actually, I’m all for free speech, ExMachina. If you could read, I was implying that Claire’s restrictions on what kind of humor is allowed were suffocating our free speech.

            “Gee, I don’t know, perhaps because this particular “joke” was about me.”

            What, you can’t be teased? Honestly, did you make it through high school?

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          • Oh, that was intelligent and not idiocy! Eurika!!! But I’m in second year university so don’t imply I am stupid. And highschool is a bad 3-4 years

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      • Why, you hate men and are a prude?

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        • She says she wants to masturbate and you call her a prude? Do you need a dictionary?

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        • Too bad Adam still hasn’t learned proper question mark placement.

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          • hmmmm i think u ppl are giving healthy and sane ppl AIDS! hmmmm im just saying i mean my friends that actually belive this shit just got the herpes and AIDS

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        • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

          Now now, Adam. Claire doesn’t hate men. She’s just too frigid to attract one. You can imagine the bitterness that might cause.

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          • Dude, I have no desire to attract a mate of either gender.

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          • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

            Claire, social connection is a natural and necessary part of being human. Pursuing romantic relationships is a very effective way of fulfilling that need.

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          • Yeah, it’s also a very affective way of getting pregnant or an STD. My dildos will give me neither.

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          • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

            You have no trust in anyone, do you? Birth control, condoms, getting tested, getting your partner tested, all very effective ways of avoiding pregnancy and STDs and still maintaining intimate contact with your species.

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          • Glaringly Obvious Man

            Also, “affective?” As in, highly emotional? I believe you meant “effective.” I would never mention this to anyone else, but as you’re always so “on-the-ball” grammatically I figured you’d appreciate a correction where deserved.

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          • “You have no trust in anyone, do you? Birth control, condoms, getting tested, getting your partner tested, all very effective ways of avoiding pregnancy and STDs and still maintaining intimate contact with your species.”

            So…you’re now ADVOCATING premarital sex? Why are you so obsessed with trying to get me to have sex with someone? It’s quite creepy, to yell you the truth.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Claire, God can cure your Antisocial personality disorder, come back to him.

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          • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

            “So…you’re now ADVOCATING premarital sex?”

            Says who? I’m merely saying that if it’s pregnancy and STDs that’s preventing you from pursuing a partner, there are ways to prevent that. I’m not advocating premarital sex or anything you’re uncomfortable with. But if you’re okay with the romance part, and not with the STDs part, then I’m here to tell you that you can have your cake and eat it too.

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          • Dude, you were harassing me about my not desiring a life partner and trying to back it up by going on about birth control, condoms, tests, etc. Sounds to me like you were pushing me to have sex.

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    • And yet, you were probably making knuckle babies to those pictures as you typed that…

      Furthermore, Abe, can you not speak like a fucking retard for once?
      “That S stands for Supersinsnake twaddle daddle”

      “but how much fun is it when Little Johhny and Sarah start focusing on wear the red panties should be and they get greated by a Kryptonian Satan Scepter!”
      [[it's called a question mark and it goes at the end of questions like that. "Shift" key + "/?" key...not that hard to do! + you misspelled "greeted"]]

      “It is no secret that these DC Marvel harem mofo writers are drug-toking prostitutes for Satan and relish in the musty marinations of crack-laced homosexuality!”
      What…the…Fuck…seriously? lol

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  • So what I don’t get is why Christwire thinks that everything and anything related to penises is homosexual. What, women don’t like cock anymore?

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    • You surely don’t.

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      • Just because I’m not willing to take the risk of pregnancy or STDs doesn’t mean that I don’t get sexually aroused by penises. Why would I own four “realistic” dildos if I didn’t like penises?

        And before you run your mouth off about me not providing “proof”, that’s all on you. I asked you on numerous occasions to provide your email address so I could email you the pictures directly, and you consistently refused. So it’s your problem, not mine.

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        • Morality Steve Morality Steve

          I think typically the gay male community is far more into the crotch region than the heterosexual females. Variations exist, obviously. Good Christians disapprove of genital obsession, since we typically only have sex for procreative purposes.

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    • It’s because they’re afraid that their tiny sizes will never compare. They need a magnifying glass and some tweezers in order to get see and get off.

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      • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

        As a former pornographic actor I take offense to that. Although my current lifestyle makes no particular demands with respect to size, believe when I say that I would never have enjoyed the success I did in the adult film industry without equipment I could brag about.

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        • Being an extra on the set of Big Busty Whores 5 does not make you an actor.

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          • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

            It’s the official term. I admit I did very little “acting” but I don’t make the rules. And how do you know what films I was in?

            There’s something oddly nostalgic about this conversation …

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  • Wow, I saw this link on the message board. I have never seen anyone so ridiculously talk about their private time as this Claire person. Have you no shame or dignity? Your parents must be very proud of you.

    (please seek help)

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    • So, I talk about my masturbatory habits. Big whoop. Could be a lot worse. I could be a druggie who turned to prostitution to pay for my meth habit. I could do like so many other girls my age do and post half-naked pictures of myself on my facebook page. I could be having unprotected sex and be on my fifth abortion by now.

      All I’m doing is trying to prove to Adam Dipshit Nelson that I’m not a prude. He thinks that just because I’m not a raging slut like him that I’m a prude who lies about masturbating and owning dildos.

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      • There is nothing wrong about my lifestyle. I’m very successful and enjoy healthy relationships. You attend a vo-tech and refuse to enjoy a healhty student life. You still have much to learn, little grasshopper.

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        • Morality Steve Morality Steve

          I applaud your commitment to healthy monogamous relationships, Mr. Nelson. Claire leads a lifestyle dangerously close to polygamy by masturbating to images of countless males in intimate situations.

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          • Boning a different nurse every week isn’t exactly what I’d call a “monogamous relationship”.

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        • You coerce nurses into sex with you and then discard them. I believe a “used tissue” was the analogy you used. That’s not what I consider “healthy relationships”.

          And what does my college have to do with anything?

          Oh, and one more thing: since when do you approve of college students, especially college girls, having sex? I recall you jumping on the whole “vajazzling” bandwagon and claiming that the only thing female students do in college is lure young men into sex, get pregnant, and get child-support checks for the next 18 years. Yet now you’ve jumped on the “Claire, have sex, it’s a good part of college life” bandwagon. You fuckwads can’t make up your minds, can you?

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          • Your grammar is atrocious Claire.

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          • “Your grammar is atrocious Claire.”

            You realize that there should have been a comma after “atrocious”, right?

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          • Morality Steve Morality Steve

            That comma is optional actually. It’s merely an indication of conversational pause. If I felt I should pause in the middle of a sentence, I’d put a comma. If not I wouldn’t.

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          • Steve is correct. Your need to judge others only exacerbates your stupidity Claire.

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          • What flew up your ass, Jeanean? I only correct people who piss me off, like August. If you’ve noticed (which you probably haven’t, since you’re clearly a noob) I don’t correct people like L.N or Milennium; I correct the jackasses.

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          • Morality Steve Morality Steve

            Claire, I think Jeanean is merely responding to the hostile nature of most of your posts. It’s unnecessary, rude, and does not contribute to wholesome discussion on these boards.

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          • “M”ing leads to prostitution and after that, it’s all drugs, disease and death. Child psychologist Amber Cooper covered this topic quite thoroughly.

            http://christwire.org/2009/02/is-it-ok-for-my-christian-daughter-to-masturbate/

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          • ““M”ing leads to prostitution and after that, it’s all drugs, disease and death.”

            Oh, but fucking a different nurse every week doesn’t? You’re a goddamned hypocrite.

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        • “There is nothing wrong about my lifestyle. I’m very successful and enjoy healthy relationships.”

          I didn’t know a healthy relationship consisted of fucking a nurse and then leaving her out to dry, or that success came from being a racist, sexist pig.

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          • I’m not racist or sexist. I’ve never left a nurse ‘out to dry’. I treat all my girlfriends with respect. So don’t you dare try to critique me.

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          • the atheist one the atheist one

            i thought the fucke* up fundamentalist belief is “No intercourse or even kissing before marriage”. A bunch of fucking fundamentalists are dumb. And you agree that saying “All blacks are nig***** is not rascist”. Or all chinese are “chinks who want to destroy america”. Do you have a mental blockage. Because it seems like it

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          • “I’m not racist or sexist. I’ve never left a nurse ‘out to dry’. I treat all my girlfriends with respect. So don’t you dare try to critique me.”

            You’re not sexist? I beg to differ:

            “Men get paid more because they are better at work.”

            “There is nothing ‘harsh’ about a gently tap of affection placed upon the wife’s lovely face or forearm.”

            “Why are you meddling in a men’s discussion when you should be busy seeing to your kids and husband?”

            “If your wife talks back or complains about cooking supper, you just give her a light little tap. “No.”, so she knows she is out of line and in great danger.”

            “When a woman marries a man, she becomes a gift unto the man”

            “A woman needs her discipline from her husband and a husband in turn takes his discipline from our holy Savior.”

            From “Is It OK For A Christian Husband to Gently Beat His Wife?”

            “Silence, rib”

            “Gentle taps are perfectly fine, much like you’d do a naughty dog or lippy wife.”

            From “Poll: Is It Okay for A Christian Husband to Gently Beat His Wife”

            “Women are living incubator, not robots.”

            “Women are blessed with the responsibility of getting to house the son’s of man, and raise the family too. It’s good to see you recognize natural order.”

            “So, yes, a man needs to keep a woman in place. Adam failed to do that and look where it got us.”

            “Jesus is not a woman either, just like his Heavenly FATHER. God is a man. Deal with it, rib.”

            “Like a typical woman, Eve could not follow rules”

            From “Men Are Better Than Women”

            “Women are not all smart but this is just ridiculous.”

            “Woe unto man, indeed.”

            “Women are horrible drivers.”

            “I don’t see the big deal and fuss they are making over all of this. I’ve used nurses for their purposes too and they’ve always been attracted and turned on by authority and break time bragging rights. It’s not that big of a deal and even after I’m married, if I have a time or two with one of them what’s the issue? It’s water under the bridge.”

            “I don’t need you speaking down to me. All I am saying is that if I get an urge and stare at a nurse in her hot scrubs all night and she wants a moment of jubilation, that is fine. If done correctly there is nothing wrong with it and as a physician, I have to do what’s necessary to stay in prime focus and health as lives are on the line. This is a truth for a lifetime. Nurses are there to serve and that’s what they do, for all their patients — in the department and outside — it’s their purpose.”

            “Nurses are there to serve and do the work I do not want to do. Let’s be plain and simple. They are also good for other purposes too. It is a part of relieving staff tension”

            “I would give her a gentle scolding and humiliate her in public, get a tearful confession and then divorce her with the confession in hand.” (if your future wife were to have an affair – yet you think it’s okay for you to do the same)

            “A woman is penetrated and left with the stain of adultery: a child. A man is simply exerting a need he has. He is not dominated. It goes into human socialism, a field beyond a juco vet tech’s ability to grasp.”

            “A nurse, they are simply runners of mundane tasks and orders. To relieve me, they are serving society a purpose and that’s how it is seen. You are still too young and naive to appreciate such things.”

            “I’ve yet to lose a patient and a nurse’s job is to follow my orders. I don’t see a problem with the process.”

            “No, they like it. If anything the little gold diggers should be telling me thanks.”

            “What I’m saying is that there is nothing wrong with that I do. Nurses are like tissues, you can use them and toss them out. No one cares and you’re satisfied after a really good blow.”

            “There is nothing wrong with a little fun, Claire. Beyond all this though, Arnold is the point. His wife is leaving him and she claims to be Christian. Where is her forgiveness?”

            From: “If You Cheat On Your Wife a Decade Ago, Should It Still Really Count? (Arnold Schwarzenegger Talks Adultery in LA Times, Slate, New York Post)”

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          • I’m don’t see the problem.

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          • Of course you don’t see the problem, assrammer.

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  • What ever happened to the chunky and slightly overweight original superman George Reeves? Back then, women who watched TV learned that their hero didn’t need to be attractive or fit. Now they are being programmed into believing that the ideal man looks like a gay porno star who was recently fluffed.

    So much for the “American Way”, Superman.

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