Newsweek Michelle Bachmann Cover Bills “Queen of Rage” Candidate
Michelle Bachmann is trying to convince America that she can be the president, despite her gender handicap. As is well known, to be president requires a cool head under tough situations, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. If you pull out your Encyclopedia Americana, you will note that to this date all of America’s presidents have been proper. Christian men, with the exception of the one currently masquerading as a true American in the White House.
But even Obama at least has a Y chromosome. Michelle Bachman does not and that fact alone means she is not qualified to be US president. Women are mean and moody at least one week out of the year. Any husband knows that a woman on the rag likes to nag. It is common knowledge and this Bachmann is already being called out.
Look at how those eyes glow with the psychotic furor of Jack Nicholson in the shining. That is not the face of a president who can be calm and collected in a stressful situation. Today watching the horrors of 9/11 and remembering why we must wipe the Mideast out, I could not help but notice and appreciate how calm President Bush was when he received the message of what they did to our peaceful nation.
His face was stoic and his reaction calm. The children were not cast into fear because Bush was calm. Bachmann would have leaped all around and cried, not knowing what to do and the nation would have been thrown into a fearful panamonium. But we remain calmed and began to name our enemies.
Women cannot be president. Don’t let any feminist democrat tell you otherwise. I have no problem with female secretaries like Hillary Clinton. I have a secretary at the church and she sure does make a mean coffee. I’m sure Hillary is just as good with all her experience as a trophy wife, but a woman surely has no position to be president and to rule over the free world. When you need a reminder, just remember the face of Michelle Bachmann on the Newsweek cover.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
12:31 am
your a huge fail, sexist old man
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12:32 am
finally got password for my account! wooooooot!
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5:24 pm
GIGGIDY!!!
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1:12 pm
I feel the same way as Rev. Higgins.
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5:47 pm
She looks like she sat down on one of marcus’ marital aids
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9:21 pm
Rev. Higgins, you do good work from Christ, but I think that this woman is totally in sync with what the conservative Christian male wants. She eats in the kitchen while we sit in front of the TV watching football. If she wants to be president I think she would be great for the country. She says all of the right things, and what you call “furor” I call “entrancing bedroom eyes”.
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5:17 pm
I don’t even know how you can look at your wife or daughter or mother with this opinion! You arrogant-woman-hating-deluded-crazy-old-man.
It is a fact that Michele is bat shit crazy, but this does not mean all women are. You are just scared of losing your “manliness” by having a woman in power.
Reality check: you already lost your “manliness” when you wrote this article. We all know you are hiding behind your computer desk typing this with your cowardly scared look on your face.
By the way, I know saggy balls, balding, and loss of sexual interest is scary, but don’t take it out on women (even if we have broken your heart a few times in High School because you weren’t as cool as jean-jacket-John)
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12:59 pm
Calling MB bat shit crazy is an insult to the truly bat shit crazy.
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