PHOTO: SpongeBob Squarepants Arrested in West Hollywood for ‘Fighting in the Street’, Spreading the Gay Agenda
A Homosexual Sea Sponging Terrified citizens sashayed and ran away from a drunk SpongeBob Squarepants early Wednesday, as the costumed menage violently swung out of Dapper Dan’s Dally Shack at Hollywood and Highland, a homosexual club renown for its must-lusting rave events. Fueled by meth and other unknown nose snorted substances, the violent sponge chaffed 9 officers and nearly reverse sodomized one other before finally submitting to 5 direct taser probes.
Homosexual sea-sponge cartoon Spongebob Squarepants has been in hot water this week, following reports in Pediatrics by child psychologist Amber Cooper and a team of her colleagues. The reports found a disturbing trend in the child’s cartoon causing children to not only have lower IQs, but also contributing to childhood obesity.
While the show’s overtly homosexual undertones have been recognized by critics, little was known about the show enticing children to eat junk foods through subliminal messages until the study.
News of the study has put the Spongebob cartoon group under great pressure and fire, potentially fueling the crazy outburst in West Hollywood.
Liberal newsrag LA Times quotes one Twitter user on the scene: “‘It’s starting to feel like fall….which, clearly, is the perfect time for spongebob to get arrested for fighting in the streets. real.’”
After injuring a score of officers and nearly reverse sodomizing one other, SpongeBob was attacked with five direct Taser probes. It took a combination of law enforcement and brave members from the crowd to finally subdue to rogue criminal.
Shocked tourists on the Hollywood Tour Bus screamed and pointed, taking pictures and being shocked by the entire ordeal. No reports yet from the LAPD on where SpongeBob is being held. Three officers had to be hospitalized after the assault from the seasponge.
This report undermines FCC warnings that SpongeBob is dangerous and volatile. Such antics show how this cartoon leads children to violence, homosexuality and disrespect for authority.
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Author: Amber Vos Savant
Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.
8:30 pm
You’re all really stupid. This is just pointless. You have no lives, and only make shit up cause your bored. Not unlike myself trolling you.
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10:50 pm
How are you trolling them? First, you announce you are trolling and two, they are trolling you, you moron! LOL! This is why I love this site!!
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10:57 pm
Trolling is trolling. Who gives a shit. They know i troll them, I know they try to troll back. Its all in the name of fun.
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11:02 pm
So I’m just wondering, how many people making negative comments on this site are aware that it’s a parody? Is it just a big elaborate fight for the fun of it? Forgive my ignorance, I’ve just never seen anything like this before and it’s kind of fascinating to me.
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9:07 am
p3rh4p5 w3 |)0 k/\/0\/\/ 4/\/|) |)0 17 f0r 7h3 fu/\/ of 17.
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9:53 am
Ravenlord, I appreciate your comments and I even allow your “lifestyle” on this website, but the minute you try to introduce a virus or “Trojan Horsie” such as this “p3rh4p5 w3 |)0 k/\/0\/\/ 4/\/|) |)0 17 f0r 7h3 fu/\/ of 17.”, That is ridiculous.
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10:02 am
its called 1337 speak -_- if i was going to put a virus on here id just send you to the fake anti virus website. but im not malicius like that
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10:12 am
also bruce so you dont try to warp it leet speak is replacing letters with symbols and numbers to mkae it harder to read or just because the person is extremly bored at the moment
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10:14 am
Again, Ravenlord, I appreciate your comments, but these veil threats of this “1337 speak”, almost seems like a terrorist attack and I was going to contact Homeland Security, but you seem like a nice person and hopefully not a terrorist, so I will live by the “Golden Rule”, and live and let live…until you mess up(I can tell you are a terrorist from your previous comments)
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10:18 am
really you think i would attack my own country?
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10:41 am
Wow, Bruce. You have far exceeded my expectations. You are stupider than i could have ever imagined.
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11:00 am
It appears that ravenlord and damien the emosexual moron, have a hard time reading. I said, that I would not call Homeland Security on “ravenlord”, because I thought she seemed like a nice girl, and made a mistake when she typed what could be called a terrorist threat.
I feel bad that both of you young ladies don’t appreciate how myself and this website are trying to save your souls, but I will keep praying for both of you young women(RavenLord and Emosexual Extraordinaire)
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11:08 am
first off i’m a guy. second ” …until you mess up(I can tell you are a terrorist from your previous comments)” in the quotation marks you say you know im a terrorist and before that you said you would be watching me for slip ups.
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11:21 am
Wow Bruce. I guess third times the charm with telling you this, but, here goes. I.AM.A.GUY. You obviously cant tell the difference between the sexes cause your an illiterate back water hick that knows nothing more about the world other than it is full of sin. So, please shut your big gay moth and go suck a big black cock.
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12:09 pm
Prissy Danus is gay, but he’s so ashamed of it, that he has to resort to calling guys women so that when he flirts with them, he feels better. He’s fooled himself into thinking he’s straight.
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12:11 pm
^ So true, i have nothing else to say about it.
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2:56 am
Bruce you have a “big gay moth”?
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3:52 am
Something has been chewing holes in my clothes. I thought it was just Claire’s cats, but they are gone now, so I guess it could be a “big gay moth”.
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3:56 am
a parting gift from claire I am sure.
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8:41 pm
wow dude it’s just a costume!
oh hold on tom and jerry are fighting again
oh, nevermind they are just having gay butt secks!!!!!
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8:48 pm
I bet they were having one of those homo anime fests. You can see that this is all dangerous for children.
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8:57 pm
Do you know how many of the people at these Cons are actually good practicing Christians? A lot of them. And most of them dress up so that evil Christians like yourself don’t recognize them for having fun. You sicken me sir.
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9:08 pm
If you attend these events you are no Christian.
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9:12 pm
Why, because you’re having fun?
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9:24 pm
I’m Jewish anyway, so it really doesn’t matter to me.
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2:58 am
http://christwire.org/2011/06/the-masturbatorium-a-sordid-view-of-the-after-hours-nerd/
they are NOT christian
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3:16 pm
linking to your self proves nothing except that you do no research whatsoever to back up your cliams oh btw you know theres a video game on every video you put on here just press up button while video is loading
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9:10 pm
http://jeffreesworld.com/
thought u would enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
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11:40 am
alison i will not click on you linked porno. also your new portrait is milk sac exposure
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2:33 pm
what does it matter to you what she does with her body? either enjoy it or ignore it
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6:33 pm
She’s still a prude though, like Claire.
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7:00 pm
Would a prude have just purchased this?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001O5W3IW
I ordered it about a week ago and I FINALLY received it today! I’m so freaking excited to go home so I can use it (unlike a regular dildo, it’s too large to lug into the dorm bathroom). It came in this fucking ginormous box, though, and that box was inside an even bigger box, so I know I was getting stares as I lugged it across campus. I have no freaking clue why they had to double box it. The only downside is that the bullet vibrator that came with it didn’t include batteries. Unfortunately it seems a tad bit defective, in that the anus doesn’t seem to have been put together too well. It’s a good thing I’m not a guy who’s been waiting and waiting for this so he can fuck it in the ass, because I stuck my finger in it, and upon withdrawing it some of the material sort of came out with it (but luckily was still attached because it receded back inside once my finger was all the way out). Basically it looks like when old people get hemorrhoids, and their anuses take on a “frayed” look.
Oh my god I can’t wait to go home tomorrow and try this out!
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3:03 am
Damn Claire! You spent $182 on a big ass and cock? You know I am just a booty call away baby.
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3:19 am
Negro have you seen a picture of her? She looks like a 12 year old boy and lives with her Mommy and her Daddy. I don’t think that is a phone call you want to answer.
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2:19 pm
All of you are gay sodomites that deserve to go to hell. I thought this was a legitimate website, but obviously it’s just you liberal queer-lovers poking fun at us good Christians. I’ll be peeing down on you when you go to Hell.
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11:22 pm
obviously like your website however you need to test the spelling on quite a few of your posts. Several of them are rife with spelling issues and I to find it very bothersome to inform the truth then again I?ll certainly come again again.
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