Rebecca Black’s Awkwardly Dancing Friend Makes Electronic Dance Music Dubstep
As if we needed more proof of how ‘chart-topping’ electronic dance music can be created with horribly crafty Audacity filters and a $20 Windows Movie Maker plugin, we see Rebecca Black’s awkwardly dancing friend (the homegirl to the left) has made a new music video.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywo8H_Tz5eY&feature=player_embedded
We also know that statistics: as reported by Mike Watson, 63% of Dubstep music fans are abortion-toking hookers who attend secret LSD orgies behind the backs of their parents. Therefore it comes as no surprise that this video corroborate the findings at the 16 second mark of the video, with the prompt appearance of a tainted pregnancy kit. This key moment is highlighted by the angst ridden emo revenge lyrics, “Look down on you, like you look down on me.”
Electronic Dance Music is a talentless genre of music that is all about drug-filled raves and wanton carnality. We can see even the most pure and awkward of girls turn into bad little gothic punkrockers when exposed to the weird electronical vibrations that emanates from this music’s commie techno beats.
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Author: Amber
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8:52 pm
“as reported by Mike Watson, 63% of Dubstep music fans are abortion-toking hookers who attend secret LSD orgies behind the backs of their parents”
Amber, seriously, shut the fuck up.
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12:22 pm
“as reported by Jonny Wanksauce, 99% of Dubstep fans are botched abortions had by crack smoking hookers left on the doorstep of pedophilic priests.”
It’s okay Ken. You’re safe now. No more men in robes are going to touch your ding dong…you can stop listening to that god awful ‘dubstep’ music to drown out the emotional pain.
Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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10:10 pm
Shut the fuck up. Not all techno and dubstep is bad. Non of it is actually. Little Mikey Watson isn’t a good source. He’s just another fucked up moron. One of my favorite songs is a techno song. here are the lyrics:
Believe in me, When you feel like you’re losing all your hopes and dreams
Believe in me, When I am gone you gotta keep a smile on
Believe in me, Goodbye my friends; Just celebrate the times we spent
Believe in me, We all die; It’s an awfully big adventure
Believe in me, When I’m gone…
We all fall down but we’ll pick you up
We all fall down but we’ll pick you up
Believe in me, Just keep your faith and believe in all that you make
Believe in me, My love is not a gamble; You can count on me
Believe in me, No lies, Just love; I will be pure just like the sun
Believe in me, When you are down I will lift you up from the ground
Believe in me, When I’m gone…
We all fall down but we’ll pick you up
We all fall down but we’ll pick you up
If you’re afraid of death
It’ll come at you at the speed of light
But if your not afraid of death
It will cast its shadowy eyes upon you
And guide you into the eternal, infinity
Believe in me, When I’m gone…
We all fall down but we’ll pick you up
We all fall down but we’ll pick you up
I love you
There’s your proof.
Have a good life useless hater!
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10:32 am
OMG I LOVE U SGTC TILL THE VERY DEATH OF ME!
AND CANT U PPL SEE THE VIDEO CORRECTLY IT’S ALL THE “OUTCAST” DANCING THIER HEARTS OUT I MEAN I LIKE THE SONG AND MORE OVER THE VIDEO! MEANING
“RAISE A FINGER UP, AND “YELL FUCK U” TO ALL THE HATERS
The freaks, the faggots, the geeks, the savages
The rogues, the rebels, the dissident devils
The artists, the martyrs and all the fire starters
Break free from this hell, stand up and rebel
Be proud of being different, speak loud and admit it
Look hot and dangerous, be strong or you’ll get dissed
Don’t ever forget; haters make us famous
What? What? What? What?
Throw it up, throw up it
Just don’t give a fuck
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11:11 am
Love ya too (but not in a creepy stalkerish way). SGTC!
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3:51 pm
Ok, the first time I didn’t watch the video. I did this time and I’ll explain ti to you. It’s saying that you don’t always know the shit that someone goes through, and things will get better. That’s a good message.
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2:56 am
This dubstep seems to make her akward and uncomfortable. I guess once you are addicted to this crap you learn to accept the side effects.
I can only hope that her family saves her soon!
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9:18 pm
You know how sometimes when you take a dook you can find corn in it?
Dubstep music is like that. An unpleasant surprise that just makes you feel ashamed of yourself.
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