• Satanic Parkour Cat Video

    September 10, 2011 5:23 am 40 comments

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    Cats are the vessels of Satan. In the silent moon of the night sky, you can look into the eye of a cat and see the anguished demon of Vlad Tepes. These creatures were the symbolic diety of Egypt’s cult society and the familiars of witches until we put them all down in Salem. These minions of Lucifer reproduce quickly because they are little harlot vermin.

    In this video a cat uses its devil power to defy God’s gravity and do a French magic game called ‘Parkour’. Usually humans have to do a weegee sacrifice to do such things but a cat is so evil, it can just do it naturally.

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