Satanic Parkour Cat Video
Cats are the vessels of Satan. In the silent moon of the night sky, you can look into the eye of a cat and see the anguished demon of Vlad Tepes. These creatures were the symbolic diety of Egypt’s cult society and the familiars of witches until we put them all down in Salem. These minions of Lucifer reproduce quickly because they are little harlot vermin.
In this video a cat uses its devil power to defy God’s gravity and do a French magic game called ‘Parkour’. Usually humans have to do a weegee sacrifice to do such things but a cat is so evil, it can just do it naturally.
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5:50 am
Cats have proven time and again that they are truly evil. Why do we continue to allow these vermin to be called “pets”?
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10:31 am
are you really that retarded? cats are NOT the vessel of “satan” they are… ummmm. let me see… ANIMALS! dumbass
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12:36 pm
I understand your dislike of cats, you are a shirt after all, and cats tend to cover shirts in shed fur.
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2:38 am
Acid Grin for the win! Lmao
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12:22 pm
Cats are no more the vessel of Satan than I am.
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5:02 pm
you look pretty full of satan to me.
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5:05 pm
HOW ABOUT ME SUSAN?
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5:16 pm
Have you heard of the Whore of Babylon?
No of course you haven’t, as you have never read a bible.
Never the less, YOU are the Whore of Christwire, parading around showing naughty bits of your bottom boobs, talking about promiscuous relations with man, woman, and beast. You sicken me.
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5:23 pm
awww stop ur making me blush!!!!!!
well i have heard of her but in the end she is cleansed by jesus and is then a follower btw why is that my status? “follower of god?” i am not a follower of the sky wizard of urs! anyways im just giving eye candy!
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7:43 pm
The human body is natural and should not be considered shameful, last time I checked Adam and Eve wore no clothing.
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9:03 pm
Nevertheless is one word, nutsack.
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9:26 pm
“Bottom boobs” She has multiple pairs? O__o
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9:45 pm
Ren looks pretty full of Satan and full of gay to me. Why would she cut her hair so short? She could be an attractive lady if she grew it a little longer.
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12:41 pm
Actually parkour isnt magic, its a sport that requires EXTREME physical fitness, not any weegee or whatever the fuck u said, sacrifice.
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7:17 am
not to mention it makes getting around that much more fun and faster …hard as hell to do though
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4:15 pm
These cat lovers are just playing into the hands of Satan. Cats and Goats both swam along side the ark during the Great Flood since Noah had the good sense not to let these evil creatures on board.
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11:39 pm
Cat’s hate water. I know because one day when i was painting I knocked over some paint, and it got all over my kitty (his name was Petie). He didn’t like bath time. What do you think about rabbits?
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2:15 am
If you leave them in it long enough, they’ll take to it.
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3:47 pm
Only because they’ve struggled and flailed so long that they’ve exhausted themselves.
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6:14 pm
The whole time he looked at me with sad eyes, and I almost cried. I hurt to see that he was that sad.
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3:41 am
Rabbits are pure innocent souls. They have never taken the breath of a precious white baby.
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6:13 pm
Well, for the longest time rabbits were treated like you treat cats.
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7:19 am
and so were dogs at some point.
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3:45 pm
Then how did they survive if the whole world was flooded you fool.
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5:25 pm
This website is hilarious!!! Well, i think it’s maybe a joke about the crazy christian fundamentalists..am i wrong?
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4:20 pm
Yes you are wrong, Christian fundamentalists are NOT crazy.
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4:43 pm
No, of course not! You just want to commit world-wide genocide in the name of an imaginary being who’s laws you want to force down the throats of every single being in America while hating the ideas that his creations have brought about and then call all of that love! That’s not crazy at all!
Oh wait, yeah, that IS crazy.
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4:48 pm
I want to commit world-wide genocide ? what? ARE YOU F*#$@ CRAZY ?
You are seriously confused, I am a Christian NOT an Atheist or a Muslim.
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7:23 am
Dude…. you don’t like asians,mexicans,atheists,muslims,anyone that does yoga,cats,anyone that parkours. you want to get rid of them and ram your ideas down the throats of others. Go ahead take over the world try to ram your idiotic ideals into other people i say you would be in power for all of five minutes before everyone rises against you
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5:44 pm
That cat looks sick.
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2:42 am
Really? Cuz I thought that cat was adorable!
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6:15 pm
He was adorable!
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10:55 pm
You,ma’am shock and disgust me.Hasnt life taught you to adapt to life? No? then in the evolutionist game, you lose
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11:40 pm
That was soooo cute!!!!!!!!!! I wish I still had my cats:(
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2:14 am
If anyone wants to give some cute kittens up for adoption, let me know. I can find a great home for them.
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3:46 pm
Don’t listen to him! Adam’s goal is to eradicate cats and kittens! He thinks that cats are vermin and wants nothing more than to see them all destroyed:
http://christwire.org/2011/03/how-to-pack-a-cat/
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4:41 pm
Dr Adam is a man of great morality, character and integrity.
Don’t listen to Claire she is an immoral radical atheist.
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4:51 pm
Considering how Adam hates everything and has said many, many, MANY times before that he hates (basically) everything, he has NO morality, character, or integrity.
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7:26 am
he has character just not good character
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8:40 pm
I find it hard to believe that the contributors to this website have actually read the Bible. Have they missed the sections where Jesus dined with the dregs of Jewish society and ministered to them with love? Christ isn’t in the hearts of these people, but a spirit of hate and loathing.
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