• Scarlett Johansson Contacts FBI Over Hacked Nude Images, Naked Pictures Hit the Internet

    September 14, 2011 5:56 pm 38 comments

    Scarlett Johansson

    This photo of Scarlett Johansson is nowhere near the raw, exposed nudity in the pictures from her leaked phone, allegedly.

    Internationally acclaimed actress and celebrity Scarlett Johansson is crying foul today, after images of her nude, naked body have been spilled over the internet.  While the allegations of the pictures being authentic were initially questioned, Johansson’s appeal to the FBI reveal that the images are of her.

    One image allegedly shows off her exposed backside in a mirror, the other, her mammalian ludicrosities in focus, gently laying atop satin sheets as she’s getting up for a new day.  The pictures have thrown the internet community into an uproar and celebrities in a frenzy.  There seems to be an organized conspiracy against Johannson and other voloptuous celebrities having their phones hacked and bodies later exposed.

    WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING IMAGE LINK MEDIA CONTAINS EYE TRAPPINGS OF SATAN.  PLEASE FIRST PRAY AND THEN DEMAND ANY WOMEN/CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING.   THE NAUGHTY SECRETS ARE HIDDEN BY MORAL BLOCKERS, SO THE EVIDENCE CAN BE REVIEWED FOR DISCUSSION AT CELL PHONE SAFETY EVENTS.

    Evidence Linked 1Scarlett Johansson Secret Parts Revealed in Cell Phone Hack 1

    Evidence Linked 2Scarlett Johansson Secret Parts Revealed in Cell Phone Hack 2

    The obstructed image evidence reveals that it is important to rule safety on your cell phone.  The information on any wireless device can be instantly snatched by an unscrupulous phone tapper.  This lesson is especially important to teach to a wife with cell phone, as they like taking ‘cutesy’ images of their day to day mundane lives.  Their little naught photo session could turn into next week’s shame for you and your family.

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