Scarlett Johanssoning Nude Hacked Phone Photo Scandal Causes New #Scarlettjohannsoning Trend on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook
Scarlett Johansson is the most recent celebrity to have her lady bits mooned all over the internet. And sadly, this trend is causing college women to engage in ‘Scarlett Johanssoning’ on Facebook and #scarlettjohanssing on the website, Twitter. This musky trend of exposed, taut gluteal flesh and sensual, soft mammalian ludicrosities is destroying relationships and ethics, even worse than the steamy college-coed comic book girl nerd panty trend I warned all you parents about on Facebook.
A female’s desire for being a little harlot for Satan oft clouds their ability for good judgment. We saw this fact proved once again only a few days ago, when Scarlett Johansson cried to the FBI because her naughty pictures were hacked out of her cellphone and placed on the internet.
While such exposures of celebrities if fairly common, these Johansson leaks were of a different breed. Scarlett did not do it on purpose. She had apparently done the typical female thing and taken the pictures to share with her ex-boyfriends in secret emails and Facebook. She did not want the entire world to see them.
And this has started the new trend. College girls are now taking semi-nude pictures of themselves in double mirror camera schemes. What’s worse, is that college guys are joining them. Statistics are already showing that the search volume for Scarlett Johanssoning has jumpe 134% and with those numbers, you can rest assured that at least 3/5 of you have a cheating wife or girlfriend that’s exposing her spread bosoms or glutes on camera, then sending them to her boyfriend. You better hack her phone and catch her in the act.
For you gays, you are vile and promiscous, so there is a 5/5 chance that your ‘other’ is cheating on you like the whores gays tend to be.
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9:08 pm
Mane. I am tired of hearing about this boney white bitch! Ain’t their any naked black women out there?
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10:54 pm
shut up you stupid nigger!
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12:20 am
we do not apreciate language such as that.
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9:51 pm
Why did she take such sinful pictures? I am sure there are countless emo teens touching themselves inappropriately to her.
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9:59 pm
Well, I’m not emo, but, ye i am “touching myself” to these pictures. So, thanks for the fap material.
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7:11 pm
I’m not emo, and she’s not my cup of tea.
There are plenty of female celebs I like, just not her.
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7:17 pm
Now, if it were Taylor Momsen, that would be another story, right?
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7:38 pm
yeah pretty much.
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7:42 pm
Ye, me too.
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7:48 pm
but, she flashes onstage, and thats good enough for me.
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12:52 am
Thank you so much for preaching this!
Think about how terrible the world would be if the gays continued their homosexual ways. Oh! I am growing faint.
It’s a good thing Jesus taught us to hate, judge and condemn our neighbors, otherwise we’d be in trouble.
And that Scarlett Johansson would do something like this. She must be stopped. I say we burn her. At the stake. It’s what Jesus would want, isn’t it?
Yeah, Matt. 5:43. “Thou shall burn those who take nakie pictures of themselves at the stake.”
Oh, and thank you for the statistics. 5 out of 5 gays cheat? Jesus Christ! Let’s hate them some more. That’ll help.
Whelp! Thanks for another riveting and inspiring post, ChristWire! Please continue to spread God’s word through hatred! That’ll teach them stinkin’-Nazi-Commie-Liberals and their homosexual, baby-murderin’ ways!
Much love.
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