Sister Susan’s Return: Emosexuals, BVB, and Their Satanic Threat

Susan B. Xenu
• ChristWire
September 8, 2011 1:46 am108 comments

Editors Note: You may remember that Sister Susan went into hiding weeks ago after Emosexuals, threatened her life, picketed outside her suburban Atlanta Church, and set fire to the Christwire Atlanta offices. We have just received confirmation that she is coming out of hiding to once again teach us about the glorious love of Christ and to fight the evil of Satan’s grasp on the world. She had this to say to us:

“I am back! I am angry. And I am going to kick Satan in his balls!”

Welcome Back Sister Susan:

For too long now I have been hiding from the emo threats. I didn’t want to, but it was at the urging of my family. Well I am back. For to long I have been visiting family members and on vacation. But Satan isn’t on vacation. Every night his emo minions creep onto the internet and post rude and disgusting comments on the christwire’s facebook wall and on the actual pages of the christwire site. I have watched as several members have made pathetic attempts at fighting these emos with self belittling comments, lame articles, poorly written articles, and even worse articles written by emo’s that are allowed to be posted on this site.

It is like when you watch a movie about possession. They never send in the new 20 year old priest, they send in the grissled cigar chomping veteran. dealing with emos is like dealing with a demonic possession. To many of you have been taken over, it is time to get out of the way and let the expert take over. I am the one that first identified the emo scourge, I am the one that first wrote of emo bands, I am the one that brought the vile emo’s out, and it it is I that will send them back to hell where they belong.

8th Commandment:

People… there is plenty of evil out there, find your own demon and choke it into submission. It is better to speak with your own voice then using anothers.

Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need. – Ephesians 4:28

Black Veal Brides

So what is the biggest emo threat? That is an easy one. Black Veal Brides.

After I published Black Veal Brides: Emo rock at the Crossroads of Hell a virtual army of devil possessed prepubescent girls was unleashed from the bloated bowels of hell, upon christwire. As I write this 3,451 people have liked the article on facebook, it has been tweeted 212 times. It has been shared on other social media networks and has 1,406 comments making it the 3rd most talked about article on this web site. Even weeks after I wrote it angry emo children post on the christwire facebook page every night, and then they come here and post their vile filth on our holy pages.

Are we going to take this? Heaven No!


Jesus is mad and he ain’t taking your emo crap

BVB News:

So what’s new with these satanic fecal flinging, filth spewing, cross dressing, transgendered homogay basement dwelling ass bandit sodomizers?

Well for a music group that is covered in more makeup than talent or ability it may not surprise you that they have been sponsored by a makeup company. That is right. A band that is supposedly composed of males has “Makeup Provided By MAC” at the bottom of their website.

Why would a company known for making generations of American women look like whores decide to sponsor this generations version of KISS? To sell their make up to the angry hordes of emo girls, who are just about to hit puberty and want to look like slutty whores just like their mothers did for Def Leppard. As we have all seen the BVB Army is blindly loyal to the satanic devil worshipers. MAC wants that fan base and their money.
But more surprising is that they are not the first company to sponsor the emosexual rockers. Last year, Mehron was the Official Sponsor of the Black Veil Brides Tour.


Sodomy isn’t funny or cute

When The Black Veil Brides were first featured on the Mehron Blog for their use of Mehron Makeup, their fan base burned up the Mehron Blog bandwidth. Since then, Mehron has become an Official Sponsor of the Black Veil Brides live concert tour, offering Mehron Makeup to their fans who attend a live performance.

http://mehronblog.blogspot.com/2010/01/mehron-sponsors-black-veil-brides.html

Christian Soldiers:

Let us not forget that Jesus himself demands that we defend him and his holy message. We must uphold his message as christian soldiers and take it to the sinners. We must hold them down and force it down their throats if we have to. This war is to important to win. We have all seen the posts of the poorly educated children. Sadly they are our future. If we do not teach them how to act, think, and look like Americans then this country is doomed. When this generation takes over, if they are still cross dressing, makeup wearing freaks then the muslim terrorists will roll over us and this nation will go from the home of the brave to the home of the falaffel and shiskabob eating Allah lovers.

Jesus will be so ashamed, if we let HIS nation fall to these depths.

Here is a video of BVB mocking skin cancer and religion:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/685246/black-veil-brides.jhtml#id=1668983

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108 Comments

  • you know you talk a shit lode of SHIT .I showed this to my mum WHO IS A CHRISTIAN AND DOSEN`T EVEN LIKE THE BAND!!! SHE SAID “people like you is why so many people commit suicide” BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HOW DO YOU FEEL KNOWING THAT YOUR WORDS COULD TO THE DEATH OF SOMEONE JUST THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOUR KILLING THEM

    BVBarmyuk
    p.s I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL YOU STEREOTYPICAL NO LIFE MURDERER

    p.ss

    JUST GO BACK IT TO HIDING AND DON`T COME BACK OUT!

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    • i looked at the pictures and laughed, threw up, and then laughed some more. righteous? yea right! adventure time is righteous,…………. not u,……ur a disgust of a human being and u know u gotta get BVB we know u have a crush on Andy and ur afraid to admit it…… i have a crush on him and i would ass rape him!,……… u r not alone,…….. now go die in a corner

      find something else to right about like how ur so full of bullshit!

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    • I didn’t like what you wrote so I told my mommy. Shut your whiny little emo mouth hole you limey emo.

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      • o please grow up! i told my mum to make a point that YOU go to far with what you writ if your gonna writ about a band KEEP in about the band and KEEP the FUCKING AMAZING PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO THEM OUT OF IT AND DONT YOU CARE THAT YOU CANT BE THE DEATH OF SOMEONE NO BECAUSE YOUR JUST A HEARTLESS STEREOTYPICAL PERSON NOW STOP TALKING BULLSHIT OLD FUCKING SHIT!

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      • What are you, 11? “Whiny little emo mouth hole”

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      • If your over 80, then how old is your mum? O.o

        Emosexual and fucking proud! >:)

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  • Shouldve stayed in hiding liked you ALOT better not writimg shit

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    • oh I’m sorry did I take you away from listening to crappy whiny music and complaining about how your so unique and misunderstood?

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      • you know what sister, every child of God is unique. Of course, people like you who call yourself a Christian but yet act otherwise are termed hypocrites. Unique, yes. Highly not wanted though.

        But God still loves us all.
        I pray you change your ways.
        God bless.

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      • Okay, if. You really read the bible you would no that god loves everyone. You think your sooooooo “rithous” that’s funny. Grow up and get a life nobody wants to hear ur crap. I happen to love bvb and I am almost 14. Listen to the lyrics. Your the reason kids hate themselves because of people who think they’re right! Get over yourself and stop triolling the Internet will ur bullhonkey

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  • Welcome back Sister Susan!!! You have shown these emu’s love and redemption, and they greeted you with hate, anger and death threats. I am proud to call you a Friend in Christ, because you are standing up to these mascara wearing, skinny jean wearing, anal licking MC Army or the BVD Army, which by the way, who names an army after an underwear company and a fast food place other than 11-17 year olds. I am so glad you pointed out this Emosexual fad to us.

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    • Pissed of Catholic

      Excuse me, Im ‘emo’sexual and you have no right to shun people for what they like, and yes I do believe in God, The Father almighty. And I do remember from reading the Bible, “That one who does not love, does not know God, for God is Love.” I’m sorry but we live in the 21st Century and we, the people, still act like neanderthals towards others for what they like and believe in. And since I remember the Bible says “God is Love” you must not know God cause you don’t love mi amigo. And it’s the MCRmy and BVB army.

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      • Thank you brother Bruce for your kind words.

        Catholics are not real christians, just like mormons are not real christians.

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        • don’t you dare go insulting my friend!! she is a cathelic and she is damn fucking noicer than you. everyone hates you susan, i’m not surprised that we tried to kill you ;)

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          • The Catholic church is a global child-rape cartel that hates gays and sabotages the global fight against AIDS. Why do you support it?

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    • meghan(i LOVE black veil brides)

      1.) labels are for losers and people dont like to be labeled. 2.) if you are going to label, it EMO not emu. this is emu: http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/20329-strange_emu_bird.jpg. 3.)you call yourselves christen?! you are devils who believe in god! you want to make emo cry? to make them be gone? and its BVB army not BVD army. you are just acting childish, like you are in highschool judging people! i made an account here just to comment on these horrible articals! you are just sick, horrible people, its sad. FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO AGREE WITH THIS ARTICAL!!!

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    • meghan(i LOVE black veil brides)

      .) labels are for losers and people dont like to be labeled. 2.) if you are going to label, it EMO not emu. this is emu: http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/20329-strange_emu_bird.jpg. 3.)you call yourselves christen?! you are devils who believe in god! you want to make emo cry? to make them be gone? and its BVB army not BVD army. you are just acting childish, like you are in highschool judging people! i made an account here just to comment on these horrible articals! you are just sick, horrible people, its sad. FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO AGREE WITH THIS ARTICAL!!!

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  • Pissed of Catholic

    Wow! What the hell is this shit. Old lady, Im a Catholic girl who goes to Sunday masses, prays the rosary, and helps my grandmother, and Im emosexual. I’m sorry ma’am but when did music become satanic? Since the verge of rock n roll domination? I’m sorry, but my grandmother is around your age, and she respects my emosexuality and my taste in music when the rest of the world shunned me for being me, even my parents shunned me for being into your so called ‘satanic music’. She respects all kinds of people even if she knows they’re sinning and she prays for their conversion. So please, instead of preaching and being a senile, and fetish old lady, why don’t you just go back, pray some Hail Marys and go to sleep.

    >:(

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    • You brag about being a grand christian yet use offensive language that real christians do not use. You have failed to make your point or gain respect.

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      • You’re hypocritical.

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        • emosneedsaving

          Clearly your name explains why you are so delusional..drugs rot your brain. I will pray for you. Jesus loves you!

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          • Unfortunately for you, many of the BVB army and MCR army did respect god before you came along. Hypocrite.

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      • Anti-Christ Superstar.

        You, Ma’am are a total and complete hypocrite. How can you accuse someone of ‘not being a real christian’ because they swear. If using ‘offensive language makes you a ‘fake’ christian, then YOU, yourself are fake. You have also used ‘offensive language in your article. For example : “To sell their make up to the angry hordes of emo girls, who are just about to hit puberty and want to look like SLUTTY WHORES just like their mothers did for Def Leppard.”

        Open your mind before your mouth.

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      • Have you read what’s come from the tips of your fingers? Clearly you have not. Hypocrite. With what you’ve said, you yourself are not a ‘real Christian.’ For an ’80 year old woman,’ you’re ignorant. How about you come out of hiding, because I’m willing to bet you’re a child who either didn’t finish your education, or you didn’t reciece a good one. YOU don’t get your points across, and YOU have no respect. Grow up, and put on your big girl panties. Or if you’re as old as you are, your big girl diapers.

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  • Welcome back, sister Susan! Your fellowship was sorely missed, and the MC and BVD armies were battled intensely by our other faithful members during your absence. You have stormed back with some excellent material; clearly your journey has resulted in some fantastic research.

    The emosexuals seem to be suffering casualties at our hands. I have already seen a number of cases where your articles have caused them to repent, to clean off their makeup and denounce their false homoerotic drugged BVDs, and accept Jesus! We still have many more to worry about, but you’re making a crucial impact on the situation! It gives me hope!

    Prise the Lord!

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  • We sure did miss you Susan. If there was to be an emosexual battle, I wonder who would win. The BVD Army or the MCR Army?

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  • PEOPLE=SHIT!
    PEOPLE=SHIT!
    PEOPLE=SHIT!
    YOU=SHIT
    YOU ARE A BRAINWASHED WEE FUCKING CUNT!

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  • I find it funny how you can spell Veil wrong in one part, and right in the next.

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  • you guys are soo judgmental, and all you are going to do is push people away, but thats okay because We Learn From All your Hate

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  • Yeah, sorry. Us emosexuals are too busy listening to the music that keeps us going day to day. We don’t really have time to waste our lives standing outside some old lady’s church threatening her life.

    the basis of every single religion – and even atheists and agnostics believe this too – is that you TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED. Clearly, you want others to tell you that you’re going to hell for not believing as they do. You want others to harass you and speak badly about you. Because that is the way your actions are reflected here.

    Also, i have never met a Christian who didn’t view Jesus as a “loving savior”. I see no hint of love whatsoever in your article; it’s pure hate. Therefore, for a “christian” you are doing a terrible job of representing your faith. But, it doesn’t matter, because Jesus wasn’t the messiah anyways, and can’t save you from your sins.

    Lady, you are worse than Carrie White’s mother. Oh wait… maybe Stephen King’s writing is Satanic too?

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  • Stormie Manson Stormie Lynnette Manson

    BVB army. Ftw.

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  • Welcome back, sister! Glad to see that you will be gracing us with more glorious articles with words that were surely sent from heaven by God to you.

    or something, I wouldn’t know, I’m an atheist/emosexual sodomy preforming heathen.

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  • TheMissunderstood666

    Hahaha you fail at spelling. Lol
    And Pic of Jesus/God holding guns.. yeah you’ve shot yourself in foot since apparently god is a forgiving excepting person.. and does NOT believe in violence.
    SUCK ON THAT!
    Your NO christian,Your the devil Undercover. ;)

    But.. I’ve dedicated a facebook status to you.. <3 x3

    "LMFAO That Susan hag really makes me laugh!
    She has offended black veil brides and now ice cream, LOL !
    Apparently this 'christian' believe that ice cream is a homogay.. – basically gay
    (WTF – What kind of a name is that?!) so shes actually calling ice cream gay and saying ice cream relates to sex for kids LMAO.. Oh man this Susan should be a comedian.. and Apparently Im an emosexual and a satanic brainwashed child. xD
    She needs a life.. :P "

    Oh susan you FAIL! xDDD

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  • Angel Rose Vanity

    Look Susan. Enough is enough. Tell us what we have done wrong, why do we deserve so much hate, why have so much hate towards us because we choose not to follow this religion or any others? It’s just our personal preference it doesn’t make us a bad person, we don’t all have to follow a religion etc my best friend is christian she loves the band and she even said that God created us equally, even us ‘emosexual’ sodimist cult worshipers who come from the bloated bowels of hell, if God or Jesus were to see the hate you give us they’d be ashamed, they’d be disappointed in the hate you give people who are different, treat us and our favourite bands and you will get the same treatment in return.

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  • Okay, Susan. Look. I’m not gonna flip on you. I’m not gonna threaten you like a lot of people have. But please do believe me when I say, you are wrong.. You’re calling us emo freaks. Gay homosexuals. Satanic freaks who are going to hell? Ma’am. I’m a Christian. I go to church 2 days a week, 2 times on one of those days. I know God, I believe in God. And Jesus. But I will honestly say that Black Veil Brides are and forever will be my favorite band. This music. Ma’am it makes us happy. Sometimes, even there Christian fans only feel happy with them. Sometimes I feel like God can’t help me, so I turn to Black Veil Brides and their AMAZING army. We are a family. They make me feel accepted. They make MILLIONS of people feel accepted. And it saddens us that you can’t see that. I respect your love for God, ma’am. But I don’t respect what you are doing. Christians aren’t supposed to judge. You are judging us all right now. Black Veil Brides may not be personally religious, but that does not mean they are bringing Satan to us. Andrew Biersack, the lead singer of Black Veil Brides, grew up in a Catholic area. And the term “Black Veil Brides” is a Catholic term, representing a nun marrying into the church. I know I may not be able to change your mind, there is a very low chance that any of us can. But I just want you to see where we are coming from as the outcasts, the army, and the Black Veil Brides family. And hopefully you would respect this enough to stop your articles about what we love, and hurting us. And keep your harsh and cruel opinions to yourself. Alrighty then. Buh bi.

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  • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

    Sister Susan, I discovered an image that you may find useful in sending some of these pesky children away. You may not be able to see all of it. In this case, right click on the image and select “view image.”

    tumblr_lr4rqx7X2k1r2wjt7o1_500.jpg

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    • Yo hank wazzap?

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      • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

        Lending a helping hand to the venerable Sister Susan here. How are you?

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        • im good, doing a project. the pictures a lie though, i think she should spend less time trolling though, and go help in charities. not writing hate here

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    • i masturbated to ur picture but i pasted a picture o Megan Fox instead

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    • Thank you Hank for sharing the picture, what am I punching in the picture? Is it an emo?

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      • It’s Jesus. It’s also from a Japanese comic, and we all know how Christwire members hate Asians.

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      • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

        It is indeed an emo! Don’t ask me where I found it, you know how the internet is these days.

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        • Hank I’m proud of you. I didn’t think you had the open mindedness to create a transsexual picture. Susan looks very handsome as a bulky male.

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        • Tis because Hank reads Naruto. Not only does he read terrible manga, but his shooping skills are ameteur. For shame.

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        • Captain Obvious

          Was it /d/?

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      • It’s Jesus.

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    • *yawns*

      Emosexual and fucking proud bitches! >:)

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  • *cough* idiot *cough*

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  • Susan, you have been corrected so many times. Why do you still lie?

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  • Woman, If something came from the bowels of hell, you wouldn’t survive. Get a life.

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  • who the fuck do you think you are?
    did you not learn from last time that we dont take shit?
    i am not prepubescent, if you must know.
    i am not a slut.
    i am not a whore.
    and neither is my mother.
    seriously babe, my mum doesnt even know who def leopard are.
    un educated? i have a B GCSE in maths, A* GCSE in science (biology, physics and chemistry) C GCSE In english, anda A GCSE in cookery. yes, i am sooo uneducated.
    P.S its black veil brides, NOT the black veal brides.

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    • But it sounds like you’re a Brit…

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      • if you mean i am british, then yes i am.
        why?

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      • whats wrong with the british nationality timmay???

        im british

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        • you are all dirty sinful witches and warlocks. A nation of deviants.

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          • Angel Rose Vanity

            We’re a nation of deviants are we? we’re dirty sinful witches? To be honest none of your words can hurt us. We’re more than what you can be and you’re jealous, you can’t accept that we’re all the way up here with the bands we love and yet you’re all the way down there because you haven’t done anything with your life. I’m british and I’m proud, got a problem say it to my face. Oh wait you wouldn’t be able to do that you’re too busy hiding behind your wall of safety also known as the internet grow a pair and get on with your life, you’re hateful words, towards me or any of my friends who are part of the fanbase for this band, fall on deaf ears.

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          • Dear Susan,
            well to be honest I don’t really know where to start…
            first of all I’m very sorry about the dead treaths, these people are the soldiers the Army is so ashamed of.
            second of all, I don’t think your articles are really helping many people. kids read them to make fun of you and adults read them mostly because they’re ignorant (no offens ofcourse)
            I myself am a big BVB and Tokio Hotel fan and before you start about it, no I do not want you to pray for me, I do not believe in your God but I do respect all religions.
            anyways, as I said before I am a big fan of the bands you call “emosexual” and they truly save lives. everythime I feel lake crap (pardon me for my language) I put on one of they’re cd’s, dance around the house , let all my problems go and I imediatly feel loads better!
            they really help me a lot.
            therefor I would very much appreciate if you’d stop spreading rumors about them.

            Yours faithfully, Jewel

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  • It explains much, like all of those strange abbreviations you used. The Holy founding fathers of the great USA would not have liked those. Nor would Jesus. Nor would they like beans on toast.

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  • There’s a few problems in this thing, and that is you didn’t research your facts strait and trust me they have more talent in their left nipple then you have/had in your entire body.

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    • all those abbreviations?
      GCSE? woah.
      that susan made a shit load of mistakes in tha bullshit she published but im not pointing all them out. haha, i n
      be here for ever.
      lets face it mate, you’re a dick.
      love, the lesbian, athiest, BVB army member ;)

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  • your a cruel person . you drove my friend to nearly kill herself. go back into hiding where you belong.

    ~ Shameless

    p.s. you suck

    p.p.s manga rocks unless it has you in it. then it just sucks as much as your articles. ^-^ have a terrible day !

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  • sheikha ali ibrahim

    Anybody intelligent enough to realize what America is, is not going to sit around and do nothing about it. They’re going to be the same way that I am. They’re going to be pissed. These people are artists. These people are musicians. They’re taking it out and trying to express it that way. The rest of the world, who are just willing to accept it, are gonna be doing their everyday jobs, and they’re going to be trapped in a rut, and they’re never gonna see it until the day they die, and they’re gonna be disappointed when they don’t go to heaven anyway ‘cause they were too stupid to realize that it’s not going to happen. — Marilyn Manson.

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  • Slander. Do you know what it means? You should. Your entire article is choc full of it.
    It’s amusing to see you troll us. But your comments, and so called “come backs” are rather immature.
    Here’s some actual scripture,
    1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
    2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Mk. 4.24
    3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
    4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
    5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.

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    • You do not seem to comprehend the basic dictionary definition of the word “slander.” Did you attend high school at all? Are you even an American?

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      • Slander
        -defamation; calumny: rumors full of slander.
        2.
        a malicious, false, and defamatory statement or report: a slander against his good name.
        a. defamation in some transient form, as by spoken words, gestures, etc.
        b. a slanderous statement, etc.
        2. any false or defamatory words spoken about a person; calumny
        vb
        to utter or circulate slander (about)

        Yes, I do believe that the above comment is slanderous. Unless, of course this whole website is a joke. Actually, that would explain alot.
        And, no, I am not from America. I do like these websites though. Very amusing.

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  • Well, I’m from Australia, so we don’t use the word Libel in law. It’s just refered to as Slander.
    But whatever.
    You guys are affiliated with Onion, right?
    I read this somewhere. Is it true?

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  • Oh dear. Another example of a pissy old woman complaining about how the generation is changing.
    Well, Sister Susan, I’d like to say to you: Hello, My name is Ash and I am a christian Catholic who praises god everyday and then goes home and listens to Black Veil Brides. I love them. You can call me emosexual or a fag or a fornicator but I love them. They saved me from lowering the knife. I don’t understand why you can’t be open minded when Jesus himself associated with tax collectors, prostitutes and people of unmentionable diseases.
    You call yourself a christian, ma’am? You are a person of hate. Things and people like you make me doubt the church.
    How can you not have an open mind?
    These five men save my life. Each one of them, when people like you didn’t.
    They reached out for me when you didn’t.

    Black Veil Bridesmaid for life.

    We ARE the unholy

    We are the bastard sons of YOUR media culture

    Our minds, eyes, and bodies were born of YOUR exclusion

    An illusion you hide behind

    You DON’T love a god, you love your COMFORT

    To you we are filth, we are dirty, SO BE IT!

    We are dirty and unclean

    A congregation of the unseen

    Together we will set this world on fire

    This IS the new religion

    AMEN!

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  • This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life…….wow….you have no idea what you are talking about….and didn’t the lord tell us NOT to judge people but to love everyone for who they are…God created BVB to be just as they are….those 5 boys are my guardian angels and they saved my life….I do in fact believe that god sent them to me because I was going through some hard times….I wanted to take my own life….and I would have if it wasn’t for that band.
    Andrew Biersack the lead singer actually grew up in a catholic family….though he may call himself athiest he is still very fascinated with all religion and respects everyones religion, note Andy is like an older brother to me and one of THE nicest people I have ever met….he never once judged me for who I am…unlike everyone I went to a CATHOLIC school with in elementary in middle school….those boys are always there to stick up for me when no one else is…

    Also I would like to apologize for my fellow BVB soldiers……some of them are VERY immature and are not acting like true army members …..they are young and just don’t understand yet.

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  • oh and another thing I forgot to mention which I think you would find very facinating is that…the term “Black Veil Brides” actually comes from a catholic term in which a nun marries into the church and gives of all life FOR god…..she wears all black even a black veil ….the term is no longer used though.

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  • FuckYour Faith

    Whomever made this must be mentally challenged. If you really are a fucking old lady then you should really get used to how things are in the new generation. If you’re some kid trying to piss people off: If you’re going to try to start conflict, don’t be a fucking wuss and say this shit to their faces. People can look however they want. Do you go up to people and say ‘Hey you look like shit.’ No you don’t because that just rude. Why do the things that others do bother you so much? They don’t have any effect on your life… There’s a new religion. An army that will take over the world. So back the fuck off.

    - An open-minded human being

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  • FuckYour Faith

    Oh and by the way. It was my extremely religious grandma who taught me those words.

    -Nicole

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  • you are a sick old women! you pick on people you don’t even know. fuck your religion bullshit, I’d rather burn in fucking hell than be in heaven with a pathetic person like you

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  • Somebody Sixx

    LOL,BVB SATANIC???THAT’S FUNNY!

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  • Susan (and I know you will read this so don’t be a wimp and not reply to this.
    I’m not emo. I don’t cut. I believe in God and I will admit to not being a very good christian. This website bashing on (B)lack (V)eil (B)rides is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. Why do you Bash on bands that all they want to do is make their fans happy. You seem to think because people dress a certain way, that they are a certain way. You claim to be a “Christian” but here you are talking about violence and making death threats and insults yourself. God loves everyone right? At tleast I know thats what the Bible says. Every one is equeal in gods eyes. What you are doing on here (And every one else that writes crap bashing on people) is not Christian and Ungogly. So whats wrong with you?

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  • You’re an extremely small and close-minded person. You clearly know nothing of the message that comes along with the band you’re trash talking. And by the way, do your research before you post your ignorance. It’s ‘Black VEIL Brides,’ not ‘Black VEAL Brides.’

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  • Reverend Putty

    I’ll bet Marge the organist from my congregation could beat up any member of BVB.

    REPENT you scrawny little demon disciples!

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    • satanworshiper13 satanworshiper13

      hello reverend,i will repent. when you admit that you are a peadofile. oh, and i know im going to hell, but, since you dont love thy neighbor, il see you there!

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  • I’d like to point out your “saviour” is holding a gun, and you’ve pasted multiple obscenities on this page. More so than my fellow BVB army and MCRmy members. Fellow Outcasts, we need to waste our time shunning these disgraceful, lying whores. Especially Miss Susan, as she will be dead soon. It’s a shame we only “tried” to kill her, I would have liked us to have succeeded in ridding the world of this Internet menace.

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  • I meant, …we need NOT waste out time…
    I apoligise for that.

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