Superman Promotes Zodomy
Superman: Symbol of freedom, a paragon of America’s virtue, upstanding values, which at times have included both truth and justice.
Over the decades since his inception, Superman has been the hero of many a red blooded American male, yet has he also been an insidious tool, used to covertly pervert and confuse our youth’s burgeoning proud Christian values which our great country holds so very dear?
Created in the late 1930’s by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, both the sons of Jewish European emigres, Superman started out life as an obvious Mary Sue through whom these two skinny Jewish boys lived their justifiably harsh lives. Bullet proof and impervious to the harsh blows and words that were a part of everyday life for these two potential Belsen dodgers, Superman also served as a Messiah-like trolling sock in order to perfidiously bait America’s Christians with his god-like powers and supposedly strong moral fibre, which surely must have lessened the awe with which our country’s innocents viewed Our Lord Jesus’s magnificently magical feats.
Styled as the ultimate illegal alien from the long destroyed planet Krypton (an obvious allegory for the Jewish homeland of Zion), Superman would go on to wantonly parade through the sexually charged fantasies of America’s mostly male youth clad in the type of fancy dress which would not look out of place on the back of some homogay kitted for a night out on the town in our proud nation’s modern day equivalents of Soddom and Gommorah; Greenwich Village and San Fransico. Supported by a loyal cast which included his long suffering beard; Lois Lane and acting as an object of unrequited love for the learning disabled ginger haired kid photographer, Jimmy Olsen, Superman frequently went on to enjoy seemingly heroic solo adventures plus some (most probably sexual) with Batman and his underage sidekick (and obvious boy-whore), Robin.
Owing to the fact Superman’s that writers have followed, and at times facilitated society’s sick moral decline, the year’s since his creation have witnessed stories of increasingly homoerotic content, yet none more so than the upcoming motion picture: ‘Superman: The Man Of Steel’.
Helmed by Zak Snyder, a director famous for the film ‘Sucker Punch’, who’s title is only one word different from the depraved sexual act (which morally, should only be practised by a married male on his female spouse) known as a ‘Falcon Punch’, this also Jewish sounding individual will be responsible for Superman’s most depraved adventure yet.
In this upcoming feature of filth, Superman will kneel before his arch enemy and fellow Kryptonion, Zod, thus confirming he is a Zodomite, whom practises the vile act of Zodomy.
We at Christwire deplore such obvious displays of the homogay way and would ask potential viewers to stay well away, lest they leave from the cinema feeling quite fey.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
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- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Freverend R. Cane
Graciously taking time out of his busy schedule ministering to his modest yet fervent flock to share God's eternal love against the liberal and homogay agenda.
10:41 am
There were no gays before the days of comic book conventions.
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11:11 am
there were they were just all closet gays.
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5:12 pm
Does that mean you’re admitting that Sodom and Gomorrah were fake?
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11:25 am
Comics have served as an outlet house for gays. Look at how the ‘heroes’ prance about in their tights and exposed underwear, their busty undergarments tormenting the eye with sin unfathomable. These comics are training gays to be ‘flamboyant’ and proud, shimmering through society and thinking they are heroic for standing up for their non-existant rights. Comics are a recruiting tool for homosexuality and this superman clip is just more proof.
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1:06 pm
Ooh la la
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2:15 am
‘Superman’ is a proper noun since it’s the name of someone, albeit fictional. You’re entire argument is void because of that. Go back to Elementary school before you decide to comment, maybe then you’ll learn proper grammar.
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1:09 pm
Excellent expose Freverand!
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1:42 pm
Just doing God’s work because he’s a bit busy.
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2:07 am
Amen brother.
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1:25 pm
Gay sex makes me wet.
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2:09 am
I know these are not the words of my fried and mentor!!!
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2:13 am
Your ‘fried and mentor’? I didn’t realize that ‘fried’ was a physical thing, I thought that was something you could do to food and whatnot.
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10:37 am
I’m fried? That’s not what you were saying last night.
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1:31 pm
Watch your language, females. You’ve been warned and I’ve already flagged holymailbox.
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1:50 pm
Adam, do you want me to talk dirty to you? I would love to tell you what I want to do to you.
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5:14 pm
One of my favorite porn genres is gay male porn. For some reason watching a guy get his ass pounded really turns me on.
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9:30 pm
I believe that you have mentioned this before
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1:54 pm
Poor Susan, it appears you are indeed having a good ol’ fashioned southern style conniption fit.
*Prays
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2:00 pm
I want to do the same to you… Mhmmm… Threesome… Come on, Freverend, you know you want some of this.
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5:27 pm
U know susan if u weren’t such a bitch i would have hung out with u,… i always thought old ppl are like kids and i love kids,………. but ur just a bitch! so fuck u and fuck what u say!
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5:29 pm
You realize that “Susan” is a 21 year old college student right?
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9:48 pm
I am not 21.
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9:49 pm
I would fuck you…. And I am sure you cannot fuck words…
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4:28 pm
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
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4:39 pm
Yeah, you do a lot of kneeling you fag.
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5:16 pm
You should have seen this bullshit before with Batman and Captain America.
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5:19 pm
Earl Gunther has made it clear that he sucks cock.
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5:21 pm
Shut up bitch. I will rape you. I ain’t no fag. We need to get rid of filthy like them
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5:23 pm
Bravo Claire, bravo!
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5:23 pm
The son of a bitch probably had a cock in his mouth as he typed that.
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5:28 pm
Why are you guys doing this? Does this mockery of conservatives and Christians offend you? Or do you not get the joke? Or are you butthurt because Susan insult one of your bands? There’s obviously a motive in this.
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5:32 pm
The motive is bring this bullshit site down.
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5:35 pm
But why? You seem to be upset about the site. My guess is that you are upset that you have been trolled by a semi-realistic insane consevative Christian site and can’t get over it. You aren’t going to bring the site down. Deal with it.
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5:40 pm
It crashed once. It will again.
I had the most fun being an antiwriter on here.
I got marked as a communist by this site because I liked Red Faction Guerrilla. And there was my epic article about evolution when the fossil lemur Ida was discovered.
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5:44 pm
But, what’s the point of crashing this site? Why not go after something like The Onion, too?
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5:51 pm
The Onion is more respectable. Cause they actually do the research.
This is the reason I lost my faith in humanity and is also why we shouldn’t make first contact with any alien civilization.
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5:56 pm
The onion isn’t offensive and hateful.
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7:48 pm
They want to crash this site because their god Satan fears the holy word of Christwire.
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5:54 pm
@TheWretched. While yes, The Onion actually pays writers to do research. The stuff here while unreferenced, is the kind of stuff you actually hear from some nutjob conservatives which is what makes it funny. It doesn’t have to be true to be funny, it could just be ridiculous.
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6:00 pm
There is ridiculous. But this is holy shit cringe.
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6:03 pm
Yes, I admit, that some articles cross the line. Stuff that I say on here crosses the line a lot. But, if you just think about how this is all fake, the articles usually are very funny. Like Cracked. com once said, “If this site is fake, it’s the funniest thing on the internet; if it’s real, there is no hope for mankind.”
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6:11 pm
Cracked was good. I liked their Zombie Apocalypse article.
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6:01 pm
@Actually The Onion can be very offensive sometimes. This site isn’t hateful. Anyone who knows what this site really is doesn’t believe in what they say on here. We are mocking the idiotic views of Conservatives who believe in shit like this.
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6:12 pm
Bullshit. This site breaths hate.
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6:27 pm
Whatever you say.
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6:32 pm
This from the dumb ass supporting Christwire.
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6:36 pm
U mad, bro?
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6:39 pm
You just marking yourself as the enemy.
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6:43 pm
So you admit that the site is not real but yet you are still so offended (the wretched sandy vagina?)that you want to take it down? And how do you think you are going to do this? By writing stupid comments and crap about the writers? They are professional trolls. Do you honestly think you have any chance in hell of that happening?
Claire cries about how she hates the site and finds it offensive, yet her YEARS of being on this site has brought legitimacy to it and have drawn more people into it.
All you are doing is showing your stupidity to the world of people that get the joke. I agree with Earl, you are all butthurt that they took you in and that you fell for it.
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6:47 pm
I don’t remember professional trolls having their own show.
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7:10 pm
@TheWretched See: The Onion News Network on IFC.
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7:45 pm
The Supergay movie is a danger to children all over the world.
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7:56 pm
You’re a danger to everyone in the world.
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9:19 pm
Why do you think spreading LOVE is dangerous ?
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9:21 pm
Well as the bible states “Love is a temple. Love is the higher law. When you ask me to enter and then make me crawl, I can’t hold onto your love”. That pretty much sums it up.
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9:25 pm
So your idea of love is fear, hatred, and the destruction of all other ideals?
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11:03 pm
NO and that is why i am not an atheist (that is YOUR idea of love).
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2:19 am
Oh really? My idea of love is showing people respect, treating them like human beings. If they ask for something, and it’s nothing offensive or harmful, they can have it. If I can provide help, I will.
YOU, however, insist that people aren’t equal, that some are better than others, that some are lower, all because of their beliefs. You think only your idea of religion is right, and that all others are false. You hate people who are different, you hate people who think differently, you hate people who’s ideals don’t match yours. You treat people like they aren’t human, and then tell them that they don’t deserve the rights that God gave them. You think you’re superior in God’s eyes simply because you’re a Christian. You don’t follow Christian law, you don’t follow the ideals of Christ, and if you saw the true image of Jesus in front of you, you’d be filled with rage and want him dead, simply because it doesn’t match up with who YOU think Jesus actually is.
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