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Frank and Louie, a gray feline with two mouths, two noses and three eyes, just turned 12 years old and is the world’s oldest, living two-faced cat.
Frank and Louie has craniofacial duplication, an extremely rare congenital condition. The disorder, also known as diprosopia, can cause part or all of an individual’s face to be duplicated on its head.
The cat’s owner, a woman only identified as Marty, lives near Worcester, Massachusetts. She was a veterinary technician in 1999 when a day-old, two-faced kitten about the size of her thumb was brought into her clinic to be euthanized.
Cats are well known “Land Piranhas” . And as investigative journalist Stevenson Billings pointed out on several occasions, cat ownership is for the spinster and homosexual elite of America.
A quick search of internet websites shows that links to cat related articles is up more than 80%. Cross reference this number with the similar increase in linking to articles with blatant homosexual images shows that television has a disturbing correlation to homosexuality and feline companionship.
In Other Animal News
A 5 year old Texas Girl caught a Piranha this week in a lake near Houston. It’s been wildly expected that piranhas would follow their primary food source . Mexicans, across the border as they flee north in an attempt to undermine our way of life.
“When I took the hook out of the mouth and saw it had pretty big teeth I was concerned, but I’m in Texas so I don’t know, there could be fish like that,” Christi Schutte, Lindsay’s mom and a recent transplant from California, told NBC affiliate KPRC-TV.
But when the fish bit Lindsay’s brother, the family decided to notify the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which killed the fish and then froze it for further study.
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3:43 pm
Great article and you source your material multiple times!
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4:02 pm
You realize that that poor cat is somebody’s beloved companion, right? You’re a horrible person.
P.S. A man who’s the spitting image of a vampire has no room to criticize the looks of others.
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4:24 pm
Where did I criticize the looks of others? Have you met this cat? It is in your home state.
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4:34 pm
You called this a “Satan Cat” just because he has two faces.
And no, I have not met this cat. There are about 5,000,000 more people in Massachusetts than there are in Idaho – we don’t know everybody like you do in Idaho.
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5:32 pm
My county is larger than Massachusetts. I just assumed your “School” might have hosted the freak. Or Did you dump the vet thing?
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5:42 pm
Larger in AREA, not in population, numbnuts. And why would my school (no need for the quotation marks, idiot) have “hosted” it? Each year we get a bunch of 5-month-old kittens that we adopt out at the end of the year; we don’t get cats that already have homes.
P.S. Why did you capitalize “did” in the last sentence? You’re aware that it’s not a proper noun, right?
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5:44 pm
It’s a vampire thing, you wouldnt understand.
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10:02 pm
So a prius is larger than a bus if the prius has 4 passengers and the bus has 2?
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10:52 am
“So a prius is larger than a bus if the prius has 4 passengers and the bus has 2?”
Don’t be an idiot, dipshit. I meant that locating a person (or in this case, a cat) in the densely populated state of Massachusetts would be a lot harder than locating a person in the sparsely populated state of Idaho.
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11:07 am
This is a 2 headed cat and you are in the industry and you seem to like cats. It was a reasonable question.
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11:14 am
No, it was a stupid question.
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4:00 pm
There is nothing wrong with looking like a vampire. I look like a vampire after all.
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4:11 pm
This creature was made by God. August, you have made more abominations with your man-made degree of “engineering” than all the gays and cats in the world. You have lost Jesus in your heart.
Do you know what happens to gays when they die? God forgives them. Jesus forgives them. You sir are not the Judge. You have placed yourself above God and spoken for him.
You will burn in hell for all eternity because you have no love and forgiveness in your heart. NAZI
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3:06 am
I made the gays and cats so you would have things to watch videos of when you finally invented the internets. I don’t forgive them when they die. I reincarnate them as Christians. Jesus hates that because until I do, he parties with them in heaven. Also, Nazis loved me, man. Their belts even said “Got mit uns” on them. God is with us.
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4:11 pm
I have yet to see anything, Aside from the first paragraph that isn’t pure bullshit. You may cite sources that prove your point, however they are all from your own site, hence they are worthless, and you cannot prove anything otherwise. Thank you, and have a שנה טובה.
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9:03 pm
Do I have to Bing everything for you? http://www.bing.com/search?q=texas+piranha&FORM=AWRE
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9:49 pm
Um…Auggie, what does that have to do with anything?
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10:03 pm
It’s a reference for the second half the article
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10:15 pm
Oh, I didn’t even bother reading that far. I was talking about the second and third paragraphs of the article.
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2:45 am
Bingwho use this crap anymore ??
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2:58 am
Bing is the best search ever.
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9:01 pm
If you aren’t looking for anything.
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9:39 pm
Using Bing instead of using google is kindve like somebody giving you a cold mcdonalds hamburger when you wanted a nice sirloin steak….
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4:35 pm
OMG August do live in Bonners ferry, Idaho?! Can someone confirm this? I might have to go and talk to this guy face to face. Bonners ferry is a tiny town in Northern Idaho full of poor people (yuck). I could literally find this guy. I lived there for a full year of my life and was treated very poorly. I’ve always wanted to go back and burn that place to the ground. I’m sure he’s old but you know who doesn’t give a shit?
THE DEVIL
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5:28 pm
Very Close..My ranch is just outside of Sandpoint. We always enjoy visitors and would be happy to discuss your anger to the area.
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5:45 pm
Is there a reason you capitalized “Close”, Mr. I Have Seven Degrees?
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5:53 pm
I’m an awful typist. Twenty years of having a personal secretary doesn’t help things either. I have thought about taking a class in keyboarding.
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5:56 pm
So what, your pinkie just sneaks over to the shift key and presses it? Hmm, I think your real problem is that you’re just a fucking moron. Shall I remind you that you thought the dollar sign went after the number instead of before it?
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3:07 am
Keyboards are dead. Learn the Keytar.
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5:57 pm
I just feel sorry for this guy now…he lives in a shit hole. How many children has your town abused? Should I start posting some links? Your town is full of sick fucks that tortured children yet you stand proud. I hope you weren’t apart of it but I have a feeling that you were. I hope that Jesus will forgive you for your awful sins. I won’t.
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6:01 pm
No one is torturing children.
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6:05 pm
His wife is an equine surgeon; I’m sure she can get hold of euthanasia drugs and put him out of misery.
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6:11 pm
How many children has your town abused? Should I start posting some links? Your town is full of sick people that tortured children yet you stand proud. I hope you weren’t apart of it but I have a feeling that you were. Netflix did a full documentary on some of your “schools.” I never went through anything as bad but that’s only because the government stepped in and stopped the child abuse.
The abuse that I saw stays with me even now. Your “town” used to wrap (gay, mentally challenged, mentally ill, or just normal) kids in huge blue tarps so tight it would be hard to breathe. They would do this if the kids were misbehaving. Your “town” would leave these CHILDREN in these tarps all night in there own piss and fecal matter. This is just one punishment Northern Idaho instilled on children.
Were you apart of this?
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6:33 pm
Idaho is a big place and non of that happened in my part of it. If it did, I would not stand for it.
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7:59 pm
So yeah its not letting me post the links…not sure why but the place where this happened was called Rocky Mountain Academy the mother of these schools was called CEDU type them into google and you’ll get all sorts of goodies. It did happen though and if you’ve lived there since the 1980′s it happened when you were there and you probably knew some of these people who did these things to kids. Small town.
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8:38 pm
Tonestar, Ok, I am familiar with that school. It was called Academy of the Rockies when I was of school age and they renamed it later. I do know that was for the wealthy elite and was controversial. The Hilton Family (Paris etc..) went to school there. 7 Of the Rockefeller offspring attended there as well as 72 children of The US Congressmen. Barbra Walters children went there too. It was also not my town, it was about 40 minutes north on US 2. I do know it was closed and was controversial. Locals weren’t that fond of it because of the attention the wealthy students brought to the area. I am sorry If you were abused there. I suppose you can hold all hold all citizens accountable for any injustice that occurred in a 40 mile radius of their home, but it would make for a sad existence. I would welcome your visit anytime. Maybe a return to the area could heal some of your pain.
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12:46 am
I wasn’t abused crazy face! I didn’t even freaking go there. I wasn’t ALIVE in the decade that the school was open. ANYWAY Your still thinking of the wrong school but that’s okay. I don’t care anymore because we can’t have a rational conversation. Have fun with all the snow or whatever you do with your life. I’ll be spamming your webpages until Battlefield 3 comes out then I’ll probably buy that. Oh! Then you know what comes out soon after that? No? Skyrim! OMG there’s going to be dragons AND giants AND MAGIC! I know you christians love all that magic stuff. Harry Potter especially. Do your great grand kids want to watch Harry Potter all the time because kids love magic so gosh darn much? In all seriousness though whats your GT? We should play some gears of something. I don’t have a mic but I should have one tomorrow. Gosh now I can’t stop thinking about killing dragons. It’s gonna be so FREAKIN epic. Okay, Okay I’ll stop rambling. So, One final question Augustus Caesar. Which is gonna be better, MW3 of BF3?
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8:26 pm
BF3. No contest.
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10:58 am
Tonestar, if your post contains more than one link it won’t be posted. You can only have one link per post.
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2:53 pm
Thanks, I kind of figured it was something like that. My cat is waaaaay cuter than yours btw =P
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7:58 pm
Oh yeah? Have you seen my little Charlie girl? She gives a whole new meaning to the word cute. Post some pictures and I’ll give them a look-see.
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6:21 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEDU
http://www.secretprisonsforteens.dk/CEDU.htm
http://www.teenliberty.org/RMA.htm (student suicide. one of many)
Took forever to find this (two minutes). CEDU and Rocky Mountain Academy. This did happen. It’s quite clear that your area is consumed by Satan.
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6:26 pm
They fact that you didn’t know this (or you were secretly apart of it) shows either how ignorant and stupid you are or that your just a liar. There is also a documentary but I can’t find it. Don’t worry because I’ll find it and it will be up on your next article under the title.
“August Weisz supports the abuse of children for God.”
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6:39 pm
Just because you didnt fit in in North Idaho, dosent mean you need to ruin it for others.
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6:53 pm
HAHAHA are you kidding me? People love me in North Idaho. I still have friends there. See how ignorant you are? “You didn’t fit in,” that’s your argument? That’s your argument about your town abusing hundreds of kids? I was never abused…This isn’t about me, it’s about you and your town.
I bet you’ll never even look at the links because your comfortable in your ignorance. There is no hiding from knowledge when you die and you sir, I can tell, are close to death. Don’t get me wrong, Idaho is beautiful and has gorgeous creatures, mountains, and landscapes. It’s the disease of people, the disease of ignorance spawned by hate that you so cherish that makes Northern Idaho a place of evil.
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7:07 pm
There is no evil here, and you have sent no links.
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7:11 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEDU
http://www.secretprisonsforteens.dk/CEDU.htm
http://www.teenliberty.org/RMA.htm (student suicide. one of many)
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7:22 pm
We Satanists will leave you to your eternal punishment of restrictions and unhappiness of being chained to your god. We, however will not allow you to harm the animals of nature. Your ego is so high, you deny the fact that your race is of the same Kingdom, why not grow up and stop pouring lies from your god forsaken mouths?
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10:23 pm
“Mexicans, across the border as they flee north in an attempt to undermine our way of life.”
Are you serious? Your ignorance is ridiculous. I heard about some Americans actually thinking this garbage was true…but I can’t believe I get to see proof of it…
You’re just awful.
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1:09 am
Amazing article detailing the threat against Christians by the two face cat/ piranha illegal immigrant movement which Claire is a part of.
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10:31 am
And I’m a part of it…how?
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3:10 am
I’m just glad I’m not American…you people are fuckin’ nuts.
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6:53 am
You’re stupid. That happens to people too. They have to heads,or siblings are born togeather. Those cats are very lucky to be alive. And beautiful!
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3:20 pm
Töten sie die Juden!
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6:41 pm
!תהרוג את כל הגרמנים נאצים
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8:50 pm
My NEC display does not support your windinger fonts.
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11:00 am
I’m pretty sure that’s Hebrew, you moron.
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9:06 pm
DING DING DING! We have a winner. Claire knows her sit. Also, if you were to take them both and stick them in translator programs, you will see that they attack the other one. I am sure that you will agree with mine more than Tonestar
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11:03 pm
And now I have grown bored.
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11:11 pm
Proving your inability to learn anything more than the most basic of English phrases. Good for you , idiot.
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9:48 pm
ooooh. cute kitty.
ewww, icky fish.
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